[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-it-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a-":3,"chapter-it-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a--it-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a--chapter-124":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","It's Perfectly Normal for my Slime to beat up a Dragon, Right?",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1259401,1687,"Chapter 125 - High Jumping in a Toilet? Now That's Excessive!","it-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a--chapter-124",124,"\u003Cp>\"You didn't use growth hormones on it, did you?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu's father looked curious as he kept feeling the Slime's plump body.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"How could I? Little Yellow's a Level 8 contract spirit now. Isn't it normal for it to be this big?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu pouted. What was so shocking about this?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If I wasn't afraid of bursting through the house, I'd show you the Slime's ultimate form.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His father froze. \"Level 8?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His gaze swept back and forth over Chen Shu. As a Level 1 Beast Tamer himself, he understood just how difficult cultivation was for Beast Tamers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It had only been a few months. His son had gone from Level 0 to Level 8?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu raised an eyebrow. \"Your son's the class president of the Special Training Class now. You know how much that's worth, right?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His father looked skeptical. \"You? Class president?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Being class president of the Special Training Class meant being first in the grade—maybe even having a shot at Huaxia Academy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Of course. An Level 8 Beast Tamer becoming first in the grade is perfectly reasonable, right?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His father nodded, then immediately asked: \"Wait, does your class not consider character when choosing a class president? Do they only look at strength?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu's expression froze. Dad, what are you trying to say here?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You're actually doubting your son's character?!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu put on a serious face. \"Of course they consider character! My classmates and I get along great. Three weeks ago, they specifically gave me cultivation resources.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The teacher values me highly too. Not long ago, she even let me experience the charm of nature.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His father, Chen Ping, nodded. Something felt off, but he couldn't put his finger on it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu seemed to remember something. \"Oh right, Dad. Little Yellow's been a bit malnourished lately. When are we cooking that fish in the house?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Give me a break. It's already fat as a ball—malnourished?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His father pouted, then asked, \"Besides, where's this fish you're talking about?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"That little red fish in the tank. Little Yellow's been craving it forever.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"That's my fucking CONTRACT SPIRIT!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His father's mouth twitched as his eyes darted around. \"Where's my belt? Where'd I put my belt?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I was wrong! I was wrong!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu dismissed the Slime and bolted out of the house without hesitation, shouting back: \"I'm not coming home for lunch!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just as he got downstairs, he ran into a neighbor—Niuniu's mom.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Aunt Wang, just got back from grocery shopping?\" Chen Shu greeted her with a smile.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He kept glancing back nervously, terrified he'd turn around to see a belt flying at him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Yeah, Little Chen, heading out to eat?\" Aunt Wang smiled and nodded, then seemed to remember something. She looked a bit embarrassed. \"Little Chen, are you busy right now? I'd like to ask you a favor.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Not at all, Aunt Wang. Just say the word!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Aunt Wang spoke up. \"Niuniu's dad has to work overtime during the National Day holiday. I need to prepare lunch, and Niuniu's about to get out of school. Could I trouble you to pick her up?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"No problem!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu agreed readily.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You little punk!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His father had indeed found the belt and was about to chase after him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu's face changed. He activated extreme escape mode.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>---\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Ah, the sweet taste of freedom!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu stepped outside the residential complex, feeling like he'd just escaped death.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Niuniu goes to Chengnan Elementary in Nanjiang City, I think.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu hailed a taxi directly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Half an hour later, he arrived at Chengnan Elementary.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I wonder if anyone still remembers me...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu sighed. He'd also attended this elementary school. It had been five years since he graduated.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Stop right there! Are you a parent?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The security guard at the gate called out, then suddenly looked Chen Shu up and down.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Why do you look familiar?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The guard's eyes rolled as he pulled out his phone, apparently searching for something.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu caught a glimpse of the phone screen out of the corner of his eye. His expression froze.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Why the hell are you searching the wanted criminal list?!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Uncle Liu, I'm Chen Shu...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu spread his hands and straightened up, ready to accept praise. After all, he was an outstanding alumnus returning to his alma mater.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Chen Shu who graduated five years ago?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The old man paused, then suddenly remembered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu grinned. \"That's definitely me!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Wait a moment!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The security guard took a step away from him, then started looking at the wanted criminal list even more intently...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Originally, he'd just been checking for fun. But once Chen Shu announced his name, the old man was getting ideas about becoming a bounty hunter...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu's mouth twitched. \"Uncle Liu, you're high jumping in a toilet—now THAT'S excessive!\"[1]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A moment later, the guard asked with a confused expression: \"How come you're not on here?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Give me a break. I'm going in to pick up my little sister!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With that, Chen Shu strode straight into the school. He didn't want to deal with the security guard anymore.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>An outstanding alumnus treated with such disrespect? How sad! How lamentable!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu arrived outside the first-grade classroom and waited for school to let out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before long, Chen Shu picked up Niuniu just as she left the classroom.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Niuniu's eyes crinkled into crescents as she smiled happily. \"Big Brother Chen Shu, why are you the one picking me up?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Your dad had to work overtime, so they asked your big brother to come get you.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu picked Niuniu up and left the classroom area.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His tall build made him stand out completely at the elementary school—like a crane among chickens, surveying the landscape from on high.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Niuniu's classmates all looked over in wonder. Having a big brother like that was definitely something to envy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu brought Niuniu to the outside of the teaching building when he suddenly spotted two familiar figures at the stairwell.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He called out: \"Loan King!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Chen Pi, is that you?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wang Qinghan looked up with a smile, but it seemed forced.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Beside her stood her younger sister, Wang Qingxue.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What's wrong?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu noticed the little girl's eyes were red and puffy. She looked terribly aggrieved.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wang Qinghan shook her head. \"Nothing. Just a little friction with some classmates.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu raised an eyebrow. \"Friction? Just drop my name!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"And who the hell are you? Drop your name? You really think you're somebody important?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A voice rang out. Two people happened to be coming down the stairs.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One was just an elementary schooler. The other looked about Chen Shu's age.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The guy wore a mocking expression. \"Funny, I don't think I've ever seen you before.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu's expression froze for a moment, then he put on a gentle smile. \"I'm a student from Nanjiang Second High School. Chen Shu.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The young man crossed his arms arrogantly. \"Special Training Class member from Nanjiang Third High School—Xu Chang!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He deliberately emphasized the words \"Special Training Class\"—being in a school's Special Training Class meant you were at least a candidate for a good university.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu asked calmly, \"Your little brother bullied someone?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The boy muttered, \"She wouldn't talk to me, so I just called her an orphan.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Besides, she IS an orphan!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The moment those words left his mouth, Chen Shu's expression went cold.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He suddenly stepped forward and swung a heavy slap.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What are you doing?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xu Chang's reaction wasn't slow. Though he tried to block with his hand, how could his body compare to Chen Shu's?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>SMACK!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The little boy took the slap instantly. His expression crumbled as tears began to fall.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu sneered coldly. \"Acting this arrogant at such a young age—what will you become when you grow up?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[1] Xiehouyu (two-part allegorical saying): \"High jumping in a toilet\" (厕所里跳高) leads to \"passing over feces\" (过粪, guòfèn), which is a perfect homophone of \"excessive\" (过分, guòfèn). Chen Shu is essentially saying: \"You've literally gone over crap—that's crossing the line.\" This is a classic Chinese folk saying used to call out someone for going too far.\u003C\u002Fp>",1353,"2026-06-05T16:05:11.490Z",1,"novelbin.me","6413b1d2993b09a50858d46ac64ec6586665758a769a770b289ebfc2ee5ade9d","it-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a--chapter-13","it-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a--chapter-12",167,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fit-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a--cover.jpg"]