[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-it-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a-":3,"chapter-it-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a--it-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a--chapter-128":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","It's Perfectly Normal for my Slime to beat up a Dragon, Right?",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1259408,1687,"Chapter 129 - Has It Started? It's Already Over[1]","it-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a--chapter-128",128,"\u003Cp>The moment the group stepped into the Alternate Dimension, all they could see was an endless expanse of white.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A gust of freezing wind hit them, and everyone shivered in unison.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Holy crap! It's actually cold!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu hurriedly threw on his cold-weather gear.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone else did the same, pulling out their insulated clothing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Only then did Chen Shu take in his surroundings. It was another small village—but this one was blanketed in thick snow, like stepping into the depths of a northern winter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Spirit Suppression Army soldiers patrolled constantly with their contract spirits, guarding against any sudden threats.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Your jackets...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu glanced at Xie Sunan and Xu Xingxing. Xu Xingxing was wearing a bright red puffer jacket, while Xie Sunan had gone with green.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Standing together, the visual impact was... something else.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu remarked, \"Red and green together—uglier than dog farts!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, Shen Wushuang spoke up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This training exercise lasts half a month. Don't venture too deep into the canyon, and don't go below five hundred meters—otherwise you risk encountering Black Iron-rank fierce beasts.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Also, no solo missions. Based on your dorm assignments, you'll operate in three-person squads!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This expedition doubles as October's class competition. The team with the greatest haul takes first place—and wins Beast Taming resources worth two million yuan!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His words sent a visible jolt through the students. Their eyes lit up with determination.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Each team will have a Black Iron-rank Beast Tamer shadowing you. If your life is ever in danger, they'll intervene to save you.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"But that also means you'll be forcibly extracted back to the Spirit Suppression Army base—and your training ends immediately!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu nodded slightly. That was a reasonable arrangement.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Most of his classmates had never set foot in an Alternate Dimension. Without protection, their survival rate would be fifty percent at best.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Now—the training officially begins!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shen Wushuang announced it loudly. The Special Training Class scattered, forming three-person squads and heading out of the village.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xu Xingxing looked back. \"Chen Shu, why aren't you moving?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu replied, \"Are you dumb? Obviously we're flying. Where's your Thunder Bird?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The other two finally remembered—this was an Alternate Dimension, not Blue Star. They didn't need to hold back anymore.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Thunder Bird appeared instantly, carrying all three skyward.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Higher! Go higher!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All three were thrilled. Back in the city, they'd never dared fly this recklessly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Snowflakes swirled around them. Heaven and earth were nothing but white.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Today marks the beginning of our conquest of Frost Canyon!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All three shouted together, unable to contain their excitement.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Screech!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In that instant, a Snow Eagle dove at them from above—razor-sharp talons gleaming, eyes filled with terrifying ferocity.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Shit! Black Iron-rank fierce beast! Run!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The trio froze, their heroic ambitions evaporating on the spot.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Blue light flashed in the Thunder Bird's eyes, and its speed exploded upward.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It wasn't the slightest bit fazed—even spat at the Snow Eagle above before diving down at full speed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Moments later, the Thunder Bird was back at their starting position.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What's going on with you three?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shen Wushuang stood there looking utterly baffled. They'd just left—what kind of operation was this?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu pointed helplessly at the sky.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Snow Eagle, provoked by the Thunder Bird's taunt, had flown into a rage and was diving straight toward the Spirit Suppression Army base.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But before it got within a thousand meters, several powerful contract spirits swarmed it. In a single breath, they tore it apart. Blood rained down like crimson droplets.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A truly fearless beast...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shen Wushuang watched the blood fall from the sky. \"Congratulations—your training is over!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu's lip twitched. \"We haven't even started...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"No need to start. It's already over!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Teacher Shen, give us another chance! You want us sitting around playing cards for half a month?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu hadn't expected the training to end this fast. Was this some kind of joke?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shen Wushuang thought for a moment, then finally said, \"Fine—one more chance. If something like this happens again, you're done!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even he hadn't anticipated their luck being this bad—running into a Black Iron-rank fierce beast directly above the base.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>To the fierce beasts of the Alternate Dimension, the Spirit Suppression Army base was essentially a terrifying predator's territory. They normally wouldn't come anywhere near it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu spoke up. \"Fly lower this time...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The three regrouped and set off again, this time avoiding high altitude.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Mutant Thunder Bird's speed was incredible, and its stamina was practically endless—a near-perfect mount.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Spirit Suppression Army base sat in a small basin above the canyon.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Once they flew clear of it, the full view of Frost Canyon spread out before them—ice and snow covering everything, with fierce beast roars echoing from time to time.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xu Xingxing asked, \"Chen Pi, which way should we go?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu was about to answer when options appeared before his eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>---\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Option 1]: Say \"Someone's always gonna be a slacker—why not us?\" and hunt near the Spirit Suppression Army base the whole time.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Option 2]: Hunt within designated areas, follow the rules, be a good kid.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Option 3]: Go below five hundred meters into the canyon and survive for three days.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>---\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu paused for a moment, then spoke without hesitation: \"Take us straight to the bottom of the canyon!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xie Sunan's lip twitched. \"I feel like that's not a great idea...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu replied, \"It's fine. Xiao Xing's bird is fast—most Black Iron fierce beasts can't catch it.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just from watching the Thunder Bird spit at the Snow Eagle earlier, it was clear that most Black Iron beasts couldn't keep up with it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The three flew through the wind and snow, diving straight toward the depths of the canyon.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu asked, \"Old Xie, besides grossing people out, does your bug have any other uses?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What do you mean 'grossing people out'? It's spreading the radiance of love!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He thought for a moment, then added, \"Besides that, it can scan the surrounding area and mark specific fierce beasts!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu raised an eyebrow. \"You can detect nearby fierce beasts?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Sure can. For example—there's a whole swarm of them directly below us right now!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu and Xu Xingxing both froze. The Thunder Bird instantly accelerated.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ice balls came hurtling toward them, but the Thunder Bird reacted fast enough to dodge.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Why the hell didn't you say something sooner?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu looked down. A swarm of large insects with translucent shells stared up at the sky, their eyes filled with vicious fury.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was a Frost Canyon staple: Ice Marrow Beetles!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Those cocky bastards!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu immediately spotted rows of pristine snow lotuses growing among the beetle swarm.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xu Xingxing piloted the Thunder Bird at full speed while asking, \"Chen Pi, what's the call?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What's the call? We fight!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At his words, the Mutant Thunder Bird immediately descended, landing on flat ground a thousand meters away.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu summoned his Golden Slime. Its body instantly swelled, transforming into a massive behemoth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Crush them! Go absolutely crazy!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Slime activated Sleep Kill, and its defense skyrocketed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Charge skill engaged!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>BOOM BOOM BOOM!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Slime became a living missile, its momentum alone utterly terrifying.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Here in the Alternate Dimension, Chen Shu didn't need to hold back. However flat he could squash these fierce beasts—that's exactly how flat they were gonna get!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>---\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Translator's Notes:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[1] \"Has it started? It's already over\": A viral Chinese internet meme originating from a painless medical procedure TV advertisement, where the dramatic patient-doctor exchange became shorthand for any hilariously anticlimactic moment. The chapter title perfectly captures how the trio's grand training expedition ends in thirty seconds.\u003C\u002Fp>",1275,"2026-06-05T16:05:11.490Z",1,"novelbin.me","10a5bfd1c31fd1aabf30aaedd13b50f4c4f11a659dc7f3a83366e0182823cf8f","it-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a--chapter-16","it-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a--chapter-15",167,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fit-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a--cover.jpg"]