[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-it-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a-":3,"chapter-it-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a--it-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a--chapter-138":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","It's Perfectly Normal for my Slime to beat up a Dragon, Right?",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1259426,1687,"Chapter 139 - Super Jinkela","it-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a--chapter-138",138,"\u003Cp>\"Huh? The potion actually works?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shen Wushuang stared at the Ice Phoenix. Its aura was skyrocketing, and even its eyes had turned a deep, blazing red.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Looked like he wouldn't be eating it after all. A guilty twinge of regret hit him anyway.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All seven Lord beasts instinctively felt a tremor of fear, but the hatred burning inside them kept them from fleeing immediately.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In a flash, the Ice Phoenix unleashed its talent skill: Ice Ring.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A terrifying ring of ice materialized around its body, spanning a full twenty meters in radius.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The range increased tenfold?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shock flashed through Shen Wushuang's eyes. What the hell brand of medicine is this? Super Jinkela?![1]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Three of the Lord beasts were caught within the Ice Ring's perimeter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Two Frost Giant Wolf Lords roared, ready to tear the Ice Phoenix apart.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But above their heads, ice spikes materialized out of thin air and shot downward at blinding speed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>BOOM!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The ice spikes struck home. Both Lords' bodies were pierced clean through, blood spraying outward.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As long as an enemy remained within the Ice Ring's radius, ice spikes would automatically generate at regular intervals—virtually impossible to dodge.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Originally, the Ice Ring was a defensive skill with a two-meter radius.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But amplified tenfold, the twenty-meter range had instantly transformed it into an offensive weapon.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Ice Ape Lord endured the ice spike assault through sheer force, relying on its talent skill \"Frost Armor\" to tank the hit.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In an instant, all three trapped Lords recognized the danger and fled the Ice Ring's perimeter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shen Wushuang's eyes lit up with newfound confidence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sure, the Ice Phoenix looked like it was having a seizure, but at least its power had increased massively!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Substance beat style any day of the week!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A grin crept across Shen Wushuang's face. All he wanted to do was roar: \"I'll take on all ten of you!\"[2]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Teacher Shen, I think we should probably rescue the Black-White Python first...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, the Frost Bear Lord was repeatedly stomping on the Python's head. It was on the verge of death.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shen Wushuang's eyes went wide. He snapped back to reality and immediately recalled the Black-White Python.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>SCREECH!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Ice Phoenix beat its wings and charged at all seven Lords, the terrifying Ice Ring moving with it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All seven Lords' eyes burned with fury. They exchanged a glance, as if reaching a silent agreement.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In a flash, the Ice Ape Lord roared and launched its attack.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>However, the other six Lords unanimously chose to retreat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Ice Ape Lord's expression froze. Its jaw hung open, looking like a complete idiot.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What the FUCK—didn't we agree to fight to the death?!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu sighed. \"Turns out even beasts have their honest fools...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Inside the Ice Ring, ice spikes rained down at breakneck speed, shattering the Ice Ape Lord's Frost Armor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the Ice Phoenix ignored the Ice Ape Lord entirely, locking onto the six fleeing Lords instead.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With its power surging like this, it'd better get something out of it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Ice Phoenix spread its wings wide. Skill energy blazed across them as countless ice feathers condensed in the air around it—sharp as arrows, razor-edged and deadly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Another combat skill: Frozen Feather Barrage!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Enhanced by the \"Super Jinkela\" buff, the feathers surged from mere dozens to hundreds, their presence crushingly oppressive.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The six Lords sensed something behind them. They turned to look—and their bodies seized up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They were DONE FOR!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The feathers shot forward at blistering speed, piercing through all six Lords in an instant.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Blood sprayed across the snow, vivid and searing against the white.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But thanks to their massive physiques, the six Lords kept running even with a dozen ice feathers lodged in their bodies.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Teacher Shen, after them!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu urged frantically. He only had one vial of Berserk Potion—if he didn't recoup some costs, how could he live with himself?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shen Wushuang gave a slight smile. A brilliant flash of blue light flickered through the Ice Phoenix's eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Violent explosions erupted the very next instant.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The ice feathers embedded in the six fleeing Lords detonated simultaneously, dealing devastating damage and leaving them completely unable to fight.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Two-stage skill damage!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"That Ice Ape Lord isn't getting away either! Death is your only destination!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shen Wushuang smiled. Slaughtering Lords felt as easy as putting down dogs.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Ice Phoenix's eyes glowed crimson, as if it had lost all reason.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Its wings trembled, its aura wild and violent beyond measure.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The next second, it nose-dived straight into the snow...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Ice Phoenix's head was buried in a snowdrift. Only its butt remained visible, twitching occasionally.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A gust of wind and snow swept past. All four of them were left completely stunned...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The corner of Chen Shu's mouth twitched. \"Uh...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Moments later, even the butt stopped twitching. The Phoenix collapsed flat on the ground.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Who could've predicted that a majestic Ice Phoenix would look this pathetic in the very next second...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Don't tell me it's dead...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu murmured, fingers brushing against his packet of seasoning, a flicker of hope in his heart.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Dead my ASS!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shen Wushuang recalled the Ice Phoenix. It wasn't dead, but its body was completely spent—it couldn't fight anymore.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What the hell WAS that stuff? That potent?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu spread both hands. \"No idea... found it in a public toilet.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"A PUBLIC TOILET?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shen Wushuang's mind went blank. You carry around stuff you found in a BATHROOM?!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He made a mental note: once they left the Alternate Dimension, he was taking the Ice Phoenix in for a full medical checkup.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Teacher Shen, you rest up. Leave the rest to me.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu's gaze drifted to the six Lords lying wounded in the distance. A smile tugged at the corner of his mouth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen the Bandit: bully the weak, fear the strong!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Today is the day my Slime casually slaughters six Black Iron-rank Lords!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The round, roly-poly Slime reappeared. A layer of frost still clung to its body—clearly not fully recovered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Its condition wasn't great, but the Slime's combat style never relied on raw strength.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As long as it had its size, it had its power!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Slime's body inflated rapidly and rolled toward the six Lords.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Slime deliberately used its BUTT to crush each Lord beast's face, one by one.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Damage: devastating. Humiliation: extreme.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The six Lord beasts never could have imagined in their wildest dreams that they'd die at the hands of a Level 8 contract spirit.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Right at that moment—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A hundred-strong squad rushed toward them at top speed. Every face was grim, their collective aura terrifying. All of them rode flying contract spirits.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Spirit Suppression Army!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The squad captain was about to speak, but his eyes went wide as he spotted the Slime in the distance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Especially when he saw the six Lord beasts surrounding it. His brain short-circuited on the spot...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu glanced back and spotted the soldiers. His eyes lit up with scheming.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He adopted an air of profound mystery and declared at maximum volume:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"A mere six Black Iron-rank Lords dared to challenge the Nanjiang Bandit?! Pathetic! PATHETIC!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Next time, I'm taking on TEN Silver-rank Lords!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shen Wushuang: \"...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xie Sunan: \"...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xu Xingxing: \"...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All three swore they had never encountered anyone this shameless in their entire lives.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[1] Jinkela (金坷垃): A Chinese fertilizer brand whose absurdly over-the-top TV commercials — featuring three foreigners fighting over the product while claiming \"one bag does the work of two!\" — became one of China's most iconic internet memes. \"Super Jinkela\" is used online to mean something that provides a miraculous, game-breaking buff.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[2] \"I'll take on all ten of you!\" (我要打十个): Iconic line from the 2008 martial arts film Ip Man, where Donnie Yen's character demands to fight ten Japanese karateka at once — and wins. Used as a meme for absurd overconfidence.\u003C\u002Fp>",1319,"2026-06-05T16:05:11.490Z",1,"novelbin.me","c2abfe4001947cbe20f37c9be0b1f5c29c5f2cb252e42dc1f417dcfb755500f4","it-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a--chapter-139","it-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a--chapter-23",167,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fit-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a--cover.jpg"]