[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-it-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a-":3,"chapter-it-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a--it-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a--chapter-148":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","It's Perfectly Normal for my Slime to beat up a Dragon, Right?",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1259442,1687,"Chapter 149 - Alert, Intruder on Campus","it-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a--chapter-148",148,"\u003Cp>\"Die!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu broke into a grin. With his precise predictive ability, he commanded the Slime to drop straight down.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>BOOM!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Shadow Beast was instantly pinned beneath it. It thrashed and struggled, but it was all for nothing. Once the Slime sat on you, it was basically game over.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Looks like you're not cutting it!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu shook his head and commanded the Slime to keep wiggling its butt back and forth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even in its sleep, a blissful smile sat plastered across its face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lin Ziyan's expression turned dark as iron. He kept ordering the Shadow Beast to unleash its skills, but nothing worked. The Shadow Beast's active skills had been completely sealed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His fists clenched tight. More than anything, he wanted to beat Chen Shu to a pulp.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But he'd been outclassed. What could he do... what could he do...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I forfeit...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lin Ziyan recalled his Shadow Beast and conceded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu flashed a wide grin. \"This is all Nanjiang First High has to offer?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That mocking, passive-aggressive tone made Lin Ziyan's blood boil. He couldn't hold back: \"Don't think we have nobody at Nanjiang First High! If you have the balls to show up, I guarantee you'll walk in on two feet and get carried out on a stretcher!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Oh.\" Chen Shu nodded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lin Ziyan saw the contemptuous stares from everyone around him. Unable to stomach it any longer, he dropped his threat and turned to leave.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu watched his retreating back and, in no particular hurry, pulled the urea bag out of his backpack.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone else stayed silent, quietly watching Chen Shu's movements. There was even a hint of anticipation in their eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Whether Chen Shu would actually get carried out of Nanjiang First High remained to be seen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Lin Ziyan was definitely getting carried out of here today.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Fuck! Not again!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lin Ziyan felt the shadow descending over his head and nearly jumped out of his skin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But he still couldn't dodge Chen Shu's god-tier combo. One clean punch later, he was out cold once more.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Would you guys mind helping carry him back to Nanjiang First High?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The principal's jaw dropped. He stared blankly and managed, \"Uh, well...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Principal, you get used to it!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shen Wushuang patted the principal on the shoulder, signaling him not to be so surprised.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing that everyone else looked completely unfazed, the principal quietly swallowed hard.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Something is seriously off about this batch of students...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Principal, do you believe me now?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu flashed a grin -- all sunshine and warmth, impossible to reconcile with the brutality he'd just displayed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After a long pause, the principal nodded. Chen Shu was underhanded as hell, but there was no denying his strength was the real deal.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Next Monday, I'm going to make Nanjiang First High bleed!!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shen Wushuang's mouth twitched. He sidled over and whispered, \"No nuclear weapons!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He hadn't been worried before, but after hearing Chen Shu's declaration, he suddenly felt a bit panicked. The guy had blown up a sixth of Frost Canyon. A single high school would be child's play.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Teacher Shen, what are you thinking? Am I really that ruthless?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu raised an eyebrow. Blue Star wasn't like the Alternate Dimensions -- the moment he blew up a school, his good days would be over.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Today was Friday. Chen Shu decided to wait two days and prepare first.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Xiao Xing, your family's in the beast taming business. Got any Lord-tier skills for sale?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu walked over to Xu Xingxing and asked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He'd been planning to buy skills for a while now. Xu Xingxing's family was literally in that line of work -- why bother posting a bounty when the resource was right beside him?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xu Xingxing nodded. \"Of course.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu tested the waters. \"Can you do a one percent discount?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xu Xingxing thumped his chest magnanimously. \"One percent off? Sure! For the friendship we've got, no problem.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Uh... I meant ninety-nine percent off the original price.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Get lost!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xu Xingxing shook his head and walked away. Why don't you just ask me to give it to you for free, you shameless bastard.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Ten percent off -- can we at least do ten percent off?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu's mouth twitched, but he eventually gave Xu Xingxing the three skills he wanted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I'll have to go home and check our inventory.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu then made his way over to Wang Qinghan. \"Qinghan, you transferred from Nanjiang First High, right?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wang Qinghan instinctively took a step back, then nodded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Why so jumpy around me? Does your old school have any S-rank contract spirits?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Though Chen Shu claimed he could crush an S-rank contract spirit, he couldn't actually guarantee a win. The gap between A-rank and S-rank was a massive chasm -- just think about how dominant Fang Si had been back in the day.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wang Qinghan shook her head without hesitation. \"No.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the end of the day, Nanjiang City was just a small city. The odds of an S-rank contract spirit showing up were slim.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu let out a breath of relief. \"Then I've got nothing to worry about!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>---\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Two days flew by in a blink.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xu Xingxing came back with news. \"Chen Pi, I checked when I got home. We don't have the three skills you wanted.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu frowned slightly. \"You don't?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"But I found another skill you might need -- Deterrent Roar!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu's eyebrow twitched up. He'd considered a control skill before, but the Slime's voice had absolutely zero intimidation factor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Deterrent Roar is an innate talent skill from the Gold-Striped Tiger. Its main function is crowd control -- it can interrupt an opponent's skill activation.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"How much?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Four million!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Holy shit -- you running a crematorium side hustle? Burning your friends for profit?!\"[1]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What are you even saying? The original price was four and a half million. I already gave you a discount.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu mulled it over for a while, then nodded. \"Fine!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With that, Xu Xingxing produced a red, heart-shaped crystal. The Slime swallowed it whole.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I offer ten years of my two roommates' lifespans in exchange -- please, let this work!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu pressed his palms together and prayed fervently.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xu Xingxing and Xie Sunan both twitched at the corners of their mouths. Dude, where are your manners?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A moment later, Chen Shu's eyes went wide. A look of exaggerated \"grief\" spread across his face as he grinned: \"Holy crap! Old Xie, Xiao Xing -- your lives just got shorter!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The two responded in perfect unison: \"Screw you!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Let's go! Today's Monday -- follow me to Nanjiang First High!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu waved his hand grandly, recalled the Slime, and marched toward the school gate.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One hour later.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu's group of three, along with Shen Wushuang, arrived outside Nanjiang First High's front gate.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He hadn't wanted to bring Shen Wushuang along, but Chen Shu was worried about getting jumped. Having a Black Iron-rank bodyguard around was just safer.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Gazing up at the imposing school gate, the four of them headed for the security booth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hello, we're students from Nanjiang Second High. We'd like to challenge your school.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu's smile radiated pure sunshine -- the very picture of good manners.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The principal had specifically reminded him: he was representing Nanjiang Second High, so he couldn't just start throwing hands.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Unless... he couldn't help himself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The guard at the gate spoke up. \"Sorry, we haven't received any notice about this.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xu Xingxing frowned. \"That can't be right. Our principal said he'd already arranged everything.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The guard shook his head. \"We really haven't been notified. Please don't loiter around the school entrance.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What's going on here?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Right at that moment, a man passing through the gate stopped and asked. His expression was stern and authoritative -- clearly someone with rank.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The guard flashed an ingratiating smile. \"Director Lin...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shen Wushuang stepped forward. \"We're from Nanjiang Second High. We'd like to have a sparring match with your Special Training Class students.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Director Lin let out a derisive snort. \"Second High, coming to First High to talk big?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Other than three years ago, when has your Second High ever amounted to anything?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Or did Lin Ziyan beat you all stupid?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu turned to Shen Wushuang. \"Teacher, he never made it back to school? You didn't bury him somewhere, did you?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"...\" Shen Wushuang's mouth twitched. \"Bury him? I had someone take him to the hospital. He's probably getting his Shadow Beast treated right now.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu nodded, then raised his voice: \"Your school's Lin Ziyan is already my defeated opponent. How about sending someone who can actually put up a fight?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His tone had turned decidedly unfriendly. He hadn't expected them to refuse entry altogether.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Piss off!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The man dismissed the three of them as troublemakers looking for a fight. He didn't give them a second thought and turned to leave.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The hell? That arrogant?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu raised an eyebrow. The Nanjiang Bandit had never taken this kind of disrespect lying down.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Don't be rash!\" Shen Wushuang moved forward, intending to have a proper conversation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Chen Shu was already one step ahead. He burst into a sprint, blew right past the guards at the gate, and forced his way through the school entrance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Eat my foot, asshole!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu launched himself into the air, driving a kick straight into the man's back.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>BAM!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The man was caught completely off guard. He never could have imagined someone would be this unhinged.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His body lurched forward, sent flying several meters before crashing to the ground in a heap.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The guards at the entrance stood frozen, staring at the scene before them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The senior year's Director just got dropkicked by this kid?!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"ALERT! ALERT! THERE'S AN INTRUDER ON CAMPUS!!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>---\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[1] 火葬场开后门—专烧熟人 (huǒ zàng chǎng kāi hòu mén—zhuān shāo shú rén): \"Opening the crematorium's back door--only burns acquaintances.\" A xiehouyu (歇后语, Chinese allegorical saying) where 烧 (shāo, \"burn\") is a double entendre: literally cremating bodies, but colloquially meaning \"to rip off\u002Fscam.\" The saying warns that doing business with friends often leads to exploitation--familiarity breeds casualness about fair pricing. Chen Shu accuses Xu Xingxing of \"burning\" (scamming) him with the 4 million yuan price tag.\u003C\u002Fp>",1707,"2026-06-05T16:05:11.490Z",1,"novelbin.me","2df6d835de5d187d1cb839772b8c746f8ec65cddadda48df457bdabcfda871a4","it-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a--chapter-30","it-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a--chapter-29",167,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fit-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a--cover.jpg"]