[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-it-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a-":3,"chapter-it-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a--it-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a--chapter-160":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","It's Perfectly Normal for my Slime to beat up a Dragon, Right?",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1259358,1687,"Chapter 161 - Never Let Them Bury Me Again","it-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a--chapter-160",160,"\u003Cp>No! I refuse to sit here and rot! I need to find a chance to slip away!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu steeled his resolve. Two months of cultivation would drive him absolutely insane.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xu Xingxing spoke up: \"Chen Pi, your Beast Taming Pearls are here.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The three of them headed to the school gates, where a sedan had been waiting for some time.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Young Master, everything you requested is ready!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A man in a black suit stepped out, his expression perfectly deferential.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xu Xingxing popped open the trunk. Inside sat three cases.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Basic-tier Beast Taming Pearls ran a hundred and fifty thousand yuan each. Forty million bought nearly three hundred.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu cracked open a case and gazed at the rows of gleaming Beast Taming Pearls.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If he consumed them all, he probably wouldn't be far from Level 9 Beast Tamer.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He couldn't help but sigh: \"Money really is a beautiful thing!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Several passing students caught a glimpse and nearly pissed themselves on the spot...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Holy shit! That many Beast Taming Pearls?! They've gotta be fake!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One male student was physically trembling, face flushed, eyes bulging with shock.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His companion scoffed dismissively: \"Beast Taming what? You mean those marbles?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Marbles my ass — one Pearl is worth a hundred and fifty thousand. Do the math yourself.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"One times one is one, one times two is four, one times three is nine...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Oh, shut up!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The first student said: \"If all three of those cases are Beast Taming Pearls, that's at least tens of millions!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"That much?! Why don't we just go over and—\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Smack!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The student slapped his companion upside the head. \"That's Chen Shu, you moron! Didn't you hear his telegram?! Every student in the city couldn't beat him — you think YOU can?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The students passing by all had eyes gleaming and fists clenching, bodies trembling with barely contained desire.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tens of millions! The vast majority of students had never seen that kind of money in their lives.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Yep, count's right!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu checked all three cases. At a hundred and fifty thousand per Pearl, he couldn't afford to be careless.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The bodyguard offered: \"Young Master, let me help you carry them in.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"No need, no need!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xu Xingxing waved him off. Each of them grabbed a case, and the trio strolled brazenly through the school gates.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu wasn't the least bit worried about anyone trying to rob them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At Nanjiang Second High, his name carried more intimidation power than any teacher's.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Which rich family's brat is burning through money like that? Buying that many Beast Taming Pearls!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The driver shook his head, his voice dripping with envy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Chen Pi, let's go eat?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The three of them had hauled the cases back to their dorm.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Nah, you guys go ahead. I'm having these for dinner.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu lounged on his bed playing on his phone, popping a Beast Taming Pearl into his mouth every now and then.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The other two were speechless. This bastard is actually eating Beast Taming Pearls for dinner!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That night, Chen Shu pulled out a urea bag and started stuffing Beast Taming Pearls into it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Chen Pi, what are you doing?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xu Xingxing looked up from organizing his hospital uniforms.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Packing tomorrow's meals!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu crammed nearly a hundred Beast Taming Pearls inside.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Who would ever suspect that a plain old fertilizer bag was holding tens of millions' worth of goods?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xu Xingxing shook his head. \"You're not going to cultivate at all?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What's the point? My talent is garbage. Even if I cultivate, it'd be wasted effort.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu's eyes darted back and forth as he plotted his escape strategy for tomorrow.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Oh, by the way — it's getting cold. We can wear our pajamas underneath now.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xu Xingxing pulled on his blue-and-white striped hospital gown and sighed with contentment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu and Xie Sunan shot him matching looks of contempt: \"Why the hell are you wearing that? Are you sick?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Early the next morning.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The three of them threw on their pajamas, bundled up in winter coats, and left the dorm...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Special Training Class departed from school at seven sharp, transported by their dedicated bus as always.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"From this point on, it's cultivation time! I don't need to explain the importance of Beast Tamer levels — figure it out yourselves!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shen Wushuang addressed the class, while internally breathing a sigh of relief. Finally, two months of peace and quiet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Special Training Class students sat cross-legged in the cultivation chamber, eyes closed, looking for all the world like ancient Daoist cultivators.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A faint white mist seeped from the floor and walls — pure ambient spiritual energy!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Spiritual energy had been reviving for over nine hundred years. Humanity had naturally developed technology to concentrate and amplify it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One by one, students jolted as they sensed the energy. Everyone committed fully to their cultivation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu yawned in boredom and pulled the urea bag from his backpack.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He played on his phone with one hand and popped Beast Taming Pearls with the other, looking thoroughly pleased with himself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Especially when he saw everyone else cultivating their hearts out. In that moment, he achieved a profound understanding of true happiness.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just then, options appeared before his eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ding!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Option 1: Cultivate diligently and work hard to improve your Beast Tamer level!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Option 2: Goof off freely and use Beast Taming Pearls to boost your level!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Option 3: Sabotage everyone else's cultivation and get Shen Wushuang to kick you out!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Option 4: Sneak away. Ignore the rules!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>See? Even the System agreed that serious cultivation was a dead end. It didn't even bother offering a reward.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu instantly locked onto Option 4.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The benefits of skill upgrades didn't need explaining.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He tied up the urea bag, shoved it into his backpack, and stood up to survey the room.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Going through the front door was a no-go. Knowing Shen Wushuang, he was probably camped right outside waiting to catch him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His gaze drifted to the window beside him. A smile crept across his face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu tiptoed over to the window.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Your boy's heading out first! No time to waste sitting around with you people!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He pushed the window open. They were on the fifth floor, but all he needed was to summon the Slime as a cushion right before landing. Easy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This sort of thing might be tricky for someone else. Chen Shu was a seasoned veteran.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He climbed out onto the window ledge and looked down.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hm?!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His legs instantly buckled. The grin on his face froze solid.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Down below, a massive Black-White Python was methodically headbutting the ground, scooping out dirt with its skull.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A deep pit was steadily taking shape.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was as if it had been waiting for Chen Shu to jump...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I... uh...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu's mouth twitched. He executed a flawless about-face and scrambled back into the room.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That's insane — Shen Wushuang had been waiting to bury him this whole time!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Skills? Whatever. I think the potion recipe is more important!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu consoled himself and decisively abandoned Option 4.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ever since that night, he had sworn an oath — he would never, EVER let someone bury him again!\u003C\u002Fp>",1205,"2026-06-05T16:05:11.490Z",1,"novelbin.me","16fb2f528ce717ae0c61ca517f4a2ae4a4a34b436cbfbf35a4df9bb5ace48a04","it-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a--chapter-161","it-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a--chapter-159",167,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fit-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a--cover.jpg"]