[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-it-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a-":3,"chapter-it-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a--it-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a--chapter-77":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","It's Perfectly Normal for my Slime to beat up a Dragon, Right?",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1259492,1687,"Chapter 78 - Hurry Up Please, I'm Rushing to Reincarnate","it-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a--chapter-77",77,"\u003Cp>Chen Shu summoned the Golden Slime right there in the shop.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The slime's height was now almost equal to Chen Shu's, and its body was absolutely massive—no longer the little toy he could once hold in his arms.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Little Gold, eat it!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu opened the container, and the heart inside was instantly swallowed by the Golden Slime.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You're feeding the heart to a slime? Isn't that a complete waste of precious treasure?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The shop owner's eyes went wide with disbelief.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A three-million-yuan heart fed to an F-rank slime? Were rich people really this extravagant nowadays?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Though the Golden Slime couldn't understand words, it could see the old man's look of disdain. Its mouth pouted, eyes glaring with fury—it was practically ready to launch a Charge attack.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Alright, alright.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu squeezed the slime, calming it down.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Soon, the heart was digested inside the slime's body.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Burrrp~~~\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The slime let out a satisfied belch, and a gust of wind spread outward, rattling all the display cases around them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You—?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The shop owner's eyes bulged. He hadn't expected the slime to actually comprehend Wind's Breath.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Suddenly, he felt a chill on the top of his head and shrieked, \"Holy crap, my hair!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"No wonder your hair looked so thick, old man.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu stared at the now-bald shop owner and burst into laughter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was professionally trained not to laugh... unless he couldn't help it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You little punk! Get out! Out!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The old man frantically turned around to search for his wig.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Oh, by the way, old man—don't bother researching that bone fragment. It's just a wild boar bone. Worthless.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu hid his skills and made a clean exit.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Wild boar bone?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The shop owner froze. Ignoring his wig, he nervously pulled out his instruments and compared the data against wild boar bone samples.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Finally, he discovered something terrifying.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It really was just a wild boar bone!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He'd spent five hundred thousand on a wild boar bone?!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Gale Hawk heart had cost him two hundred fifty thousand to acquire.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So he hadn't made a single yuan of profit. No wait—his wig had been ruined too...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The shop owner propped his chin on both hands, the top of his head feeling cold. His heart felt even colder.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Right now, all he wanted was to emo at the entire world...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu left the shop with a grin. Though he'd spent three million, he'd helped the slime comprehend two skills.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wind's Breath: Can release the power of fierce winds. Damage scales with the contract spirit's own wind-attribute power.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rebound Force: When struck by close-range attacks, the slime's body generates a rebound force that transfers to the enemy. Damage scales with the slime's own defense.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wind's Breath was an active skill, while Rebound Force was passive.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rebound Force had crazy-high compatibility with the slime. System-made? Guaranteed quality!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wind's Breath, on the other hand, wasn't much use for him. The slime was an attribute-less contract spirit—its wind-attribute power was practically nonexistent. The damage output probably wouldn't be impressive.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But every skill had its uses. There were no absolutely useless skills—only Beast Tamers who didn't know how to use them properly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The day passed quickly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu was now completely broke, just wandering aimlessly and soaking in the atmosphere of the big city.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That evening, his phone suddenly rang.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hey, Dali—exam's over? How'd it go?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Chen Pi, SOS! I need backup! I'm cornered!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before Zhang Dali could say more, the sounds of a commotion came through, and the call abruptly cut off.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu's mind snapped to attention. He recalled the slime and flagged down a taxi.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Driver! Spirit Chef University! Hurry up please—I'm rushing to reincarnate!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"???\" The taxi driver looked completely dumbfounded. Kid, that's a bit too direct, isn't it?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The driver floored the gas and took off.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Well, if it was reincarnation, then of course they'd better hurry.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fortunately, Spirit Chef University was also in the Huaxia District.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In less than an hour, Chen Shu arrived at the university gates.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He spotted Zhang Dali immediately, surrounded by a group of people.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Using his sturdy build, Chen Shu forced his way through the crowd and reached Zhang Dali's side.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Dali, what happened?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Dali hadn't even spoken yet when the fatty across from them opened his mouth first: \"So this is your 'fire one signal arrow and a million soldiers arrive'?\"[1]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Cut the crap. Who are you people?\" Chen Shu sized up the group.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That fatty was clearly someone who'd been pampered his whole life. This kind of young master... Chen Shu could take on ten of them!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The key issue was the four muscular goons beside him—clearly trained fighters.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They might not be able to beat Black Iron rank Beast Tamers, but intimidating ordinary people? Piece of cake.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The fatty sneered, \"Your buddy here was way too cocky. Trash-talked me during the exam, said he'd crush me.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, Zhu Dabai was seething inside. As a member of the Capital's Zhu family, when had he ever been provoked by some nobody from the provinces?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The most infuriating part was that he'd failed to get into Spirit Chef University while this guy had passed. That sense of failure made his rage burn even hotter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Today, he was determined to teach this country bumpkin a lesson.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu raised an eyebrow. \"And? What happened?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Then I crushed him.\" Zhang Dali said from the side. \"I got fifth place. He got fiftieth.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Dali looked thoroughly annoyed, refusing to back down an inch. \"Who told you to mock me first? As a chef, is it really that weird to bring my own iron wok?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu nodded. \"Well, there you go. He said he'd crush you, and he did. Isn't keeping your word a virtue?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The fatty's face twisted with anger. \"Enough bullshit! You've got two choices: fight my bodyguards, or fight my contract spirit.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu suddenly lowered his head and muttered, \"Why didn't you call Sister Fang Si for a situation like this?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That group was clearly trouble—probably local Capital people. This kind of situation would be best handled by Fang Si.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Dali spread his hands helplessly. \"I did. She didn't pick up. Probably busy with something.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So what's your decision?\" Zhu Dabai pressed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just then, options appeared before Chen Shu's eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Option 1: Accept Zhu Dabai's challenge and win]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Option 2: Run away directly, absolutely refuse to fight]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Option 3: Capture the king first—while his bodyguards are off guard, give Zhu Dabai a slap]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[1] \"Fire one signal arrow and a million soldiers arrive\" (一支穿雲箭，千軍萬馬來相見) is a famous quote from Stephen Chow's Kung Fu Hustle (2004). The joke is that Zhang Dali's dramatic call for backup only got Chen Shu.\u003C\u002Fp>",1123,"2026-06-05T16:05:11.490Z",1,"novelbin.me","58f54d3e0008cbb04c38c49a44d4ee8f654a2b6ff18149a63704e0ddec569dee","it-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a--chapter-78","it-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a--chapter-76",167,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fit-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a--cover.jpg"]