[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-it-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a-":3,"chapter-it-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a--it-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a--chapter-82":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","It's Perfectly Normal for my Slime to beat up a Dragon, Right?",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1259497,1687,"Chapter 83 - Any Service You Want?","it-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a--chapter-82",82,"\u003Cp>\"Sister Fang Si, you're so badass!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Along the way, Chen Shu and Zhang Dali kept kissing up to her, their faces plastered with sycophantic grins.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They hadn't expected Fang Si to be such a big deal. Huaxia Academy wasn't just some ordinary university—it was a top-tier faction in the Capital itself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Cut it out!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Si's expression remained cold. She was clearly still a bit annoyed about Chen Shu's fake death stunt from earlier.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Sister Fang Si, I was just trying to protect myself in an emergency!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu explained, \"That guy's fist was raised up—it was as big as a clay pot! With my frail little body, one punch would've killed me on the spot!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Dali sidled over. \"Perfect timing then. Me and Sister Fang Si could've attended your funeral banquet.\"[1]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu shoved Zhang Dali away. You've really been thinking about eating at my funeral, haven't you?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Si nodded expressionlessly, but a hint of amusement flickered in her eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Sister Fang Si, you didn't see it! I was spitting blood while crawling toward him, and that guy was so scared his legs went weak. When I finally collapsed, his heart probably stopped for a second!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu kept describing the ridiculous scene with wildly exaggerated gestures and expressions.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Piss off! You're spitting all over my face!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Si punched Chen Shu away, but now there was a smile at the corner of her lips. She'd stopped holding a grudge.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The three of them chatted and laughed their way to a hotpot restaurant, ready to celebrate.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu raised his glass. \"Dali! I knew I had the right read on you! Back then I said you were a diamond wrapped in shit![2] Congratulations—future God of Cooking of China!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Si also raised her glass. \"As expected of my little bro. Even without being a Beast Tamer, you still got into a first-rate university through your own merit.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Keep working hard in college. You're different from Chen Pi—you're young, talented, and motivated. Your future is limitless...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu felt something was increasingly off. He quickly interjected, \"Sister Fang Si, hold on a second...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What do you mean I'm 'different'? I'm young too! I have talent too!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It really feels like you're dissing me here, sis!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Dali also raised his glass. \"Don't worry about it, Chen Pi. Sister Fang Si is right. Maybe she didn't phrase it perfectly, but just don't take it to heart.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Right my ass!\" Chen Shu laughed and cursed, though he genuinely didn't care.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The three of them clinked glasses in celebration, smiles on all their faces.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Revival Era Year 980, August 5th—Zhang Dali successfully passed the entrance exam for Spirit Chef University in the Capital.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That evening, the three of them took a taxi back to the entrance of Huaxia Academy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Sister Fang Si, take these. You can use them.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu pulled out the Beast Taming Pearls and a pair of beast claws from his backpack and handed them to Fang Si.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I'll take the claws. Keep the five Beast Taming Pearls for yourself—you're too weak to be my little brother at this rate.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Si thought for a moment, then took the claws.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The claws came from a Variant-tier Iron Claw Beast. There was a chance to comprehend the skill \"Rend\" from them, but they didn't suit a slime at all.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At that moment, space split open above Fang Si's head. The Scarlet Flame Dragon's head emerged and swallowed the claws in one gulp.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As expected, no skill was learned...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Trying to comprehend a skill from a Variant-tier fierce beast was basically winning the lottery. Only Lord-tier beasts or higher were reliable sources for contract spirit skills.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Sister Fang Si, your dragon is so cool.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu and Zhang Dali's eyes were full of envy. Two dragons as contract spirits—she'd basically won at life.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu asked, \"Can you take us for a flight?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Si shook her head. \"What are you dreaming about? It can only fly low. One lap around the city and all the greenery would be on fire.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Then can we pet it?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The two of them approached the Scarlet Flame Dragon curiously and reached up to touch its head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So warm!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Yeah! Does that mean you don't need heating in winter? Just hang this dragon from the ceiling and the whole room's toasty.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Definitely! And with that ice dragon too, you won't need AC in summer either.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The two of them kept stroking the Scarlet Flame Dragon's head like they had some kind of disease.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Si's mouth twitched. \"Get lost!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Scarlet Flame Dragon let out an angry roar and retreated into the Beast Space.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Oh right, Chen Pi. Tomorrow you need to go to Huaxia Hospital's Beast Taming Department and wait in line for me.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What's wrong? Are you sick?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Are you the one who's sick? I said Beast Taming Department—the Frost Dragon has a minor issue.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Roger that! Over! Over!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Back at the hotel, Chen Shu swallowed all five Beast Taming Pearls in one go.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Beast Taming Power inside him surged again. He was one step closer to Level 7 Beast Tamer.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The next morning,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu headed out alone. Huaxia Hospital was right next to Huaxia Academy—the nation's top medical institution.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Meanwhile, to celebrate Zhang Dali passing his exam, Fang Si was personally taking him to the Capital's shopping street to get a full set of Spirit Chef equipment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As a Spirit Chef, everything from the knife to the pots and bowls was different from ordinary cooking utensils. After all, they were specifically for preparing and cooking fierce beast meat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This was also punishment for Chen Shu's earlier stunt—Fang Si made him queue at the hospital alone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Making a future legendary Beast Tamer do such menial tasks! The humiliation!! The shame!!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu lamented to the heavens as he arrived at the hospital's Beast Taming Department and joined the long, snaking queue.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Each attending physician only saw a fixed number of patients per day.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu had managed to grab a number—but it was the very last one.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Only when standing in these endless dragon-lines did he truly feel like a \"descendant of dragons\"...[3]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu clutched a boxed meal in his hands, mentally prepared to spend the entire day in line.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Might as well watch some streams.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bored out of his mind, he pulled out his phone and opened a gaming livestream app. Suddenly, someone sent him a private message.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>An account with a sexy female avatar said: \"Hey cutie, need any services? Check my profile!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What the hell?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu raised an eyebrow and tapped the profile. There was a ChaoXin contact listed inside.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His eyes lit up as he added the ChaoXin account.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hey cutie, need any services? Anything you want!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Anything I want?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Of course! Great prices!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Perfect timing then. I'm at Huaxia Hospital right now. I need someone to stand in line for me. Get here ASAP.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu grinned. I'm such a genius. Obviously I should get someone else to do this kind of thing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Half an hour passed. No reply.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu's mind filled with confusion. He typed out question marks: \"???\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But a red exclamation mark appeared before the question marks!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"She blocked me?\" Chen Shu's eyes went wide. He hadn't expected this outcome.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Won't even take such a simple job, yet claims 'any service you want'? Fraud!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu grumbled for a bit, then quietly continued waiting in line.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But after another half hour, the queue had barely moved a meter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before long, a commotion arose from up ahead.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Sorry everyone, please wait patiently. I have an emergency to handle!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A doctor in a white coat hurried out of the consultation room with an apologetic expression, leaving behind a crowd of people staring blankly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Are you kidding me? This can happen too?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu wailed at the sky. But the next moment, options appeared before his eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Option 1: Wait patiently for the doctor to return. Completion Reward: Contract Spirit Endurance +5%]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Option 2: Take the opportunity to cut in line. Completion Reward: Medium amount of Beast Taming Power]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Option 3: Pretend to be the doctor and send away everyone ahead of you. Completion Reward: Violent Sitting Kill level +1]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu let out a sigh, his face full of difficulty and conflict.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>System, you're really making this hard to choose.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The next second, he excitedly grabbed the white coat hanging outside the consultation room...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[1] \"Funeral banquet\" (吃席) - In Chinese tradition, mourners gather for a meal after a funeral. Zhang Dali is making a dark joke about eating free food at Chen Shu's funeral—a callback to his fake death stunt.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[2] \"Diamond wrapped in shit\" (大糞包住的鑽石) - A crude Chinese idiom meaning valuable potential hidden beneath an ugly exterior. Chen Shu's backhanded way of calling Zhang Dali a hidden gem.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[3] \"Descendant of dragons\" (龍的傳人) - A famous patriotic Chinese song celebrating Chinese heritage. Here, Chen Shu ironically \"realizes\" its meaning while standing in a \"dragon-line\" (排長龍 = long snaking queue), a common Chinese expression for endless queues.\u003C\u002Fp>",1521,"2026-06-05T16:05:11.490Z",1,"novelbin.me","21085d63a0c5745cdc6e44d8c532dd0cbd791e6497fa477382d51a6bad09bdff","it-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a--chapter-83","it-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a--chapter-81",167,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fit-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a--cover.jpg"]