[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-it-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a-":3,"chapter-it-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a--it-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a--chapter-83":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","It's Perfectly Normal for my Slime to beat up a Dragon, Right?",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1259498,1687,"Chapter 84 - Is This What Saving All Beings Feels Like?","it-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a--chapter-83",83,"\u003Cp>\"Dr. Chen is now online!\"[1]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu slipped on the white coat, and his expression instantly became solemn and dignified.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He strutted right into the consultation room and sat down in the doctor's chair.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Dr. Wang had an emergency, so I'll be filling in for now. You can call me Dr. Chen!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu delivered this with a completely straight face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No one would ever imagine someone had the audacity to impersonate a doctor at Huaxia Hospital.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Doctor, why aren't you wearing an ID badge?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The first woman in line spoke up, looking puzzled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu froze for a second. Sharp eyes on this one.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But his ability to think on his feet was no joke. He cleared his throat and said, \"I'm a temporary substitute. Just rushed over from home—left in such a hurry I forgot it.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Alright! Tell me about your condition... er, your contract spirit's condition!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The woman nodded and summoned a pure white jade-like rabbit.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Doctor, my contract spirit has been running hot lately and seems a bit agitated.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu reached out and stroked the rabbit's fur. Cute little thing...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"No big deal. The weather in the Capital has been too hot lately. Just let it enjoy some AC at home.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"??\" The woman looked confused. \"That's it?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu nodded. \"That's it. If the condition worsens, recall it to the Beast Space.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Next!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Medicine. Sometimes it's just that simple.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu suddenly remembered something and added, \"Oh right, come back tomorrow morning for a follow-up.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Contract spirits had incredibly strong vitality. Plus, with the Beast Space being such a broken feature, as long as they didn't die on the spot, they could slowly recover inside.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhu Dabai's contract spirit had been beaten half to death, right? But as long as it stayed in the Beast Space, it would fully recover in about six months.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Beast doctors mainly just shortened recovery time. A one-day delay wouldn't cause any real problems.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Doctor, hello. My contract spirit has been a bit emotionally unstable lately.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"No big deal. Go home and show it some dirty movies.[2] Help it relieve some stress. It'll be fine soon.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"??\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You've got question marks written all over your face. I'm a doctor—trust me!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu spouted complete nonsense with absolute conviction, making it impossible not to believe him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Oh, and if the condition worsens, recall it to the Beast Space. Remember to come back tomorrow for a follow-up.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu reminded each patient of this, since his only goal was to send them away.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If there really was a contract spirit that would die from a one-day delay, they'd be at the emergency ward, not here.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At first, the other patients watched with skeptical eyes. Is treating contract spirits really this simple?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Chen Shu played the part so convincingly—he was like a veteran doctor with decades of experience.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Watching patient after patient leave satisfied, a sense of fulfillment rose in his eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is this what it feels like to save all sentient beings?[3]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The queue grew shorter and shorter. In the blink of an eye, fewer than ten people remained.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A man walked up. \"Doctor, my contract spirit has been off its food lately.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu's eyes rolled thoughtfully. He let out a sigh. \"I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The man's heart tightened. \"The good news.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I've decided to name this disease after your contract spirit.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"???\" The man's eyes went wide with disbelief.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How is that good news?!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Also, it just has a poor appetite—why are you making it sound so serious?!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu said, \"For now, keep it in the Beast Space and monitor the situation. Come back tomorrow for a follow-up!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Next!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A student walked up. \"Doctor, my contract spirit has become a spray warrior[4] lately—constant diarrhea.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu patted the contract spirit's head and spoke again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Uh...\" The student looked baffled, then tentatively said, \"The bad news.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Your condition is a bit serious. You might need a full examination to get a proper diagnosis. Come back tomorrow for a follow-up.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"And the good news?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The good news? Hold on a moment.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu glanced at the queue, which was almost at its end, and pulled out his phone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hey, Sister Fang Si, get over here. Oh, and bring me something...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You wait here for now. Next!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu ran through the remaining patients with a flurry of looking, listening, asking, and pulse-taking—then sent them all on their way.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A normal doctor would have needed the whole day. Chen Shu finished in under two hours.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Man, that was exhausting!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu stood up and stretched.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before long, Fang Si and Zhang Dali arrived at the hospital.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The distance wasn't that far. If they'd come any later, they might have missed it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"How'd you finish so fast?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Si looked puzzled. Had Huaxia Hospital lost its popularity or something?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Chen Pi, why are you wearing that...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Shh!\" Chen Shu made a gesture, then took the megaphone from Zhang Dali's hands.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You, come here. Here's the good news.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu pointed at the last patient and pressed the megaphone's play button.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"GOOD NEWS! GOOD NEWS! This store is having a clearance sale! Everything half off! Everything half off!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"GOOD NEWS! GOOD NEWS!...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"There. Now you know the good news, right?\" Chen Shu said with a completely serious expression. \"Head on home. Remember to come back tomorrow for a follow-up.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The student's eyes went wide, black lines forming on his forehead. He looked Chen Shu up and down, then finally left.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So THAT'S the good news?!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>'Reward obtained: Violent Sitting Kill +1'\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu calmly removed the white coat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Chen Pi, you?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Si and Zhang Dali both wore stunned expressions. They'd seen outrageous things before, but nothing this outrageous.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You're really something else.[5] Aren't you worried about delaying people's treatment?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Relax, I know what I'm doing. I told everyone to come back tomorrow for a follow-up.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Shu shrugged. \"With the Beast Space, nothing can go wrong. Besides, most of them just had minor issues—they might even be fully healed after a day in there.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Why are rich people in the Capital like this? Contract spirit has diarrhea, loss of appetite—and they run to Huaxia Hospital for it?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just as the three of them were talking, a doctor in a white coat walked in.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His face showed surprise. \"Huh? Where are the patients?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Si and Zhang Dali both looked at Chen Shu. He just shrugged casually. \"Beats me.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Are patients really this impatient these days?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The doctor shook his head, not thinking much of it. Well, at least I get to rest today.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But what he didn't know was that tomorrow's patient numbers would drive him to despair...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Because follow-up patients didn't need to pay for new registration slips—they would all pile up together with tomorrow's new patients.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Is there anything I can help you with?\" the doctor asked with a smile.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Si summoned the Frost Giant Dragon's head, and the temperature in the consultation room instantly dropped.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"A dragon?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The doctor's eyes went wide with shock.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Beast Tamers with dragon-type contract spirits were always rare. Even Huaxia Hospital didn't see them often.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[1] \"Dr. Chen is now online\" (上線) - Gaming\u002Flivestream terminology for \"logging in\" or \"going live.\" Chen Shu frames his medical fraud as an esports event.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[2] \"Dirty movies\" (小電影) - Chinese euphemism meaning \"little movies,\" commonly understood to refer to adult content. Chen Shu's absurd prescription for an emotionally unstable contract spirit.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[3] \"Saving all sentient beings\" (普度眾生) - Buddhist concept of universal salvation, where enlightened beings save all creatures from suffering. Chen Shu ironically experiences this enlightenment feeling while committing medical fraud.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[4] \"Spray warrior\" (噴射戰士) - Chinese internet slang for someone suffering from explosive diarrhea. Military terminology applied to bowel dysfunction.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[5] \"Really something else\" - Translation of 奪筍 (duó sǔn), modern internet slang literally meaning \"bamboo shoot stealing,\" used to describe outrageously savage or unbelievable behavior.\u003C\u002Fp>",1348,"2026-06-05T16:05:11.490Z",1,"novelbin.me","e8eba02e50f38e0efe0d6350640aa22d2bc3d69bcf053168e5dfe3951ef446d0","it-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a--chapter-84","it-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a--chapter-82",167,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fit-s-perfectly-normal-for-my-slime-to-beat-up-a--cover.jpg"]