Chapter 116: Ye Fan Roasts Anlan, Ruthless Empress Goes Offline!
"Ding, the Number One Golden Core of the Nine Provinces has joined the Chat Group!"
"Ding, Immortal King Anlan has joined the Chat Group!"
"Ding, the Young Ruthless Empress has joined the Chat Group!"
"Ding, Foshan Ye Wen has joined the Chat Group!"
As the new members entered the group, Group Leader Yan Shuangying was the first to receive their information.
And upon seeing this wave of new members, she was completely dumbfounded.
It wasn't simple at all; everyone was a villain!
They were impossible to fleece, impossible to shear.
"First is this Number One Golden Core of the Nine Provinces, known as the Lingjian Sect's Shame, an Immortal Cultivator with no integrity, no bottom line, no shame, and the biggest old miser!"
"She shears the goose as it flies by and keeps the skin of the beast as it passes; she could even pluck a cow bald!"
Yan Shuangying felt her scalp tingle; although Wang Wu of the Lingjian Sect was the greatest beauty in the Nine Provinces, her way of thinking was truly outrageous to the extreme.
Next was Immortal King Anlan, one of the most pretentious Immortal Kings in the Perfect Plane, a proper arch-villain who dared to capture the wife of Xiao Shi, ambush Liu Shen, and incite the Dark Turmoil.
Such a person, Yan Shuangying dared not fleece at all!
Furthermore, there was the Young Ruthless Empress; the Karma involved was truly too great, and Yan Shuangying felt she couldn't afford to provoke her.
Looking at the last one, it seemed Master Ye Wen was the only honest person.
But the key was that Ye Wen's world couldn't give her any benefits; there was no profit to be made.
"This is troublesome; if this goes on, I will sooner or later be blown up by these group members..."
Yan Shuangying wore a look of sorrow; being a group leader to her extent was truly difficult!
Chat Group.
Ye Fan Zhen Bu Hei: "Ahem, welcome to the new members. Are there any female members willing to post photos?"
Playboy: "Welcome, newcomers! The group's number one genius is here!"
Demon King Who Never Suffers: "Welcome, newcomers! Time to eat melons!"
Spring and Autumn Sword Deity: "Welcome, newcomers!"
Zui Ai He Shounai: "Wa-ka-ka, welcome!"
At this moment, Xiao Shi, who was barbecuing in the Star Dou Forest of the Douluo Plane, had not yet realized that a future great enemy had appeared?
Scripture Seeker: "Welcome, newcomers... This time, the newcomers are interesting."
Xuanzang looked at the four members: Wang Wu, the Number One Golden Core of the Nine Provinces; Immortal King Anlan; the Young Ruthless Empress; and Ye Wen.
Except for the honest man Ye Wen, the others were not simple.
First Extraordinary Woman of the Yin-Yang School: "Welcome, welcome!"
Number One Golden Core of the Nine Provinces: "Chat Group, what kind of ghost is this? Is this Sword Immortal hallucinating? Damn, I must have been masturbating too much?"
Demon Queen: "???"
Diviner: "Ahem."
Yan Shuangying broke into a cold sweat; as expected of you, if you don't make dirty jokes for a second, you feel uncomfortable all over.
Immortal King Anlan: "Chat Group? Mere grains of sand dare to invade this seat's Primordial Spirit, suppress..."
In the Perfect Plane, at the Foreign Realm Imperial City, Anlan was currently cultivating, sitting atop the Time River, overlooking the changes of eternity, watching the birth and destruction of eras; behind him, countless stars flickered and vanished, Laws collapsed, and an invincible aura swept across heaven and earth.
To Anlan, ten thousand Laws were hard to invade; the Chat Group was an anomaly.
However, even though Anlan steadied his mind and drove away the chat messages constantly flashing before his eyes, it had no effect whatsoever.
Foshan Ye Wen: "??"
Ye Fan Zhen Bu Hei: "Immortal King Anlan, the name sounds quite imposing, doesn't it? But why does this name sound a bit familiar?"
Ye Fan had also read the script of Xiao Shi, but the amount of information was so vast that he had only glanced through it.
Zui Ai He Shounai: "It does look familiar!"
Han Paopao of the Seven Profound Sect: "Han greets all fellow Daoists."
Han Li was still relatively polite; no matter what, he greeted them first to make himself familiar.
Diviner: "Newcomers, I will send the basic information of the Chat Group to you; digest it yourselves."
As she finished speaking, Yan Shuangying transmitted the information; this was considered the basic step for new members joining the group, helping them get through the novice period.
And after receiving the information, Wang Wu, the Number One Golden Core of the Nine Provinces, and Anlan fell silent!
Ye Wen, on the other hand, was full of novelty, observing the Chat Group like a curious baby.
"Could it be that this is an immortal treasure? I, Ye, have obtained an Immortal Fate." Ye Wen was somewhat excited.
Number One Golden Core of the Nine Provinces: "Chat Group, connecting the multiverse and ten thousand worlds; so you're saying everyone here is a member from a different world?"
After Wang Wu digested the information, she basically understood the functions of the Chat Group, and at the same time, a bold idea was born.
Immortal King Anlan: "At the peak of the immortals, I stand proud above the world; with me, Anlan, there is Heaven! Red Spear, Immortal Shield, I slay Immortal Kings and destroy the nine heavens! Those who chant my true name shall see eternal life in reincarnation!"
Anlan roughly understood the existence of the Chat Group and found it interesting, so he started putting on airs.
In his plane, there naturally existed the multiverse, but this multiverse was not that multiverse.
It was similar to the difference between a parallel universe and a multiverse.
But it didn't matter; the Chat Group was like a special key, opening up the multiverse.
As an Immortal King, Anlan naturally needed to spread his name to the ten thousand worlds, thereby harvesting believers.
The grace of an Immortal King is a gift to mortals!
Ye Fan Zhen Bu Hei: "This newcomer, can you speak properly! I am the Heavenly Emperor, suppressing all enemies! Who dares to call themselves invincible, who dares to claim they are undefeated; who doesn't have a few cocky lines!"
Number One Golden Core of the Nine Provinces: "At the end of the immortal road, who is the peak? One look at this immortal and the Tao becomes empty!"
Demon Queen: "Kneel down and worship the Queen, you scum!"
The Demon King who never suffers a setback: "I am the most benevolent, kind, and powerful Demon King!"
Spring and Autumn Sword Deity: "If heaven did not give birth to me, Li Chungang, the Sword Dao would be like a long night for all eternity!"
Han Paopao of the Seven Profound Sect: "Time to slip away!"
Foshan Ye Wen: "This!"
Journey to the West Scripture Seeker: "Uh, why don't you all come over here?"
Immortal King Anlan: "Audacious! To meet an Emperor and not bow, your true life is already lost!"
Anlan did not expect that these group members all had such high levels of pretension; could it be that they were all experts?
Ye Fan Zhen Bu Hei: "Hmph, my fate is determined by me, not by heaven! Cultivate my battle sword, and slaughter my way to the nine heavens!"
Immortal King Anlan: "Hmph, calling yourself a Heavenly Emperor, can you bear this Karma?"
Ye Fan Zhen Bu Hei: "Let all manner of Karma be heaped upon my body!"
Immortal King Anlan: "Arrogant!"
Seeing this, it seemed that Anlan and Ye Fan were clashing.
Diviner: "..."
Demon Queen: "I have to say, this batch of newcomers is truly arrogant."
Number One Golden Core of Kyushu: "Not at all, I am just a weak girl."
Diviner: "Uh... but they do indeed have the capital to be arrogant. See the scripts for yourselves!"
Yan Shuangying uploaded the scripts directly; this time she did not intend to fleece them, because she simply could not fleece them.
"Ding, Group Owner Diviner has uploaded the file 'Lingjian Sect's Shame'."
"Ding, Group Owner Diviner has uploaded the file 'Yutuo, Save Me'."
"Ding, Group Owner Diviner has uploaded the file 'How the Ruthless Empress Was Forged'."
"Ding, Group Owner Diviner has uploaded the file 'I Want to Fight Ten'."
In an instant, the group members clicked on the files one after another.
Yan Shuangying found it strange that the newcomer Young Ruthless Empress had not spoken, and her online status was also gray, just like Ye Fan's previous loss of contact; she did not know what kind of accident had occurred.
Wang Wu curiously clicked on the file 'Lingjian Sect's Shame'; this name was somewhat disrespectful, wasn't it?
But as the plot within the file progressed, Wang Wu's expression changed; every major and minor event of her life was on it, including things that had not yet happened in the future.
"Absurd, is this real?"
Wang Wu restrained her emotions, her expression gradually becoming grave.
"It seems this Chat Group owner has some substance, but that's perfect; I can fleece the group members now."
Wang Wu immediately resumed her smile, a crafty grin appearing on her beautiful face.
In an instant, she used the reading Absorption of an Immortal Cultivator to look through the group members' files once more.
Anlan clicked on 'Yutuo, Save Me', and looking at the familiar plot inside, his expression changed slightly.
PS: Seeking subscriptions.
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