Chapter 147: Live Streaming the Roasting of the Xiaotian Dog, the Queen Mother Blushes!

It is still under the Five Elements Mountain.

But the art style has changed abruptly; golden flames are roasting the Ruyi Golden Cudgel.

And skewered on the Golden Cudgel is a thin dog being roasted until it smells fragrant!

Although the thin dog doesn't look like it has much meat, it depends on the species!

For example, one like the Xiaotian Dog, which runs in the sky every day and is bathed in immortal Qi, is fatty, tender, and delicious.

Sun Wukong is watching from the side, drooling with greed; although he feels a bit sorry for his old partner, the Ruyi Golden Cudgel, this Xiaotian Dog is truly fragrant!

That's right, at this moment, Xuanzang has already roasted the Xiaotian Dog, roasting it until it is crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, glowing with immortal light, with many glistening drops of oil dripping down along the patterns of the Golden Cudgel.

First of all, Xuanzang has not offended anyone; if the Xiaotian Dog wanted to bite him, then isn't it very reasonable for him to roast the Xiaotian Dog?

It's just that if there is only dog meat, doesn't it look too monotonous? Xuanzang looks leisurely at the Houzi on the side and says kindly:

"Houzi, you should know that all these days, not a single pound of the meat on your body has grown in vain, right?"

"Xuanzang? What are you saying? I don't understand what you mean."

Sun Wukong feels his head and feet go cold, his head feels a bit dizzy, and a sense of foreboding arises in his heart.

This monk, is he still not satisfied with the Xiaotian Dog and wants to set his sights on him?

"I heard that tofu pudding goes well with dog meat, but there isn't any here," Xuanzang says.

"Xuanzang, you ask me, but I don't have any either," Sun Wukong answers naively.

"Ahem, there is a recipe among the common folk; monkey brains can be used as a substitute," Xuanzang's smile becomes increasingly warm.

"Damn it!"

Sun Wukong hurriedly clutches his head, a look of nervousness appearing on his monkey face, and he quickly says:

"Xuanzang, don't come over here!"

"You are a human, I beg you to act like one! I, Old Sun, am only five hundred years old, I am still young!"

At this moment, a thousand mythical beasts are trampling through Sun Wukong's heart.

He never expected that this monk had been eyeing him from the very beginning!

No wonder he was so good to him, with Happy Water, bananas, and all kinds of fruit!

This was fattening him up to cook him all at once!

Sun Wukong does not doubt Xuanzang's determination to eat tofu pudding in the slightest; there is nothing he wouldn't dare to do!

After all, he even stewed the Xiaotian Dog, so why wouldn't he do the same to him?

He still gives Yang Jian some face; at most, he would break the Xiaotian Dog's leg, but he wouldn't stew it!

Why are these people from Buddhism more beastly than the last!

By comparison, Rulai is still quite decent; he only suppressed him!

Xuanzang wants to eat him!

"Xuanzang, I, Old Sun, have never submitted to anyone!"

"Don't you come over here!"

"If you have the guts, wait until I am free, and we shall compete!"

Sun Wukong says hurriedly, but Xuanzang is getting closer and closer.

Xuanzang reaches out, but in the end, he only pats Sun Wukong's messy head and laughs:

"Silly monkey, how could I do such a thing that would make heaven angry and people resentful!"

Although he says this, the shadow in Sun Wukong's heart has not faded at all.

The smile on Xuanzang's face as he stands in the sunlight is truly too chilling.

"Holy Monk, Holy Monk!" Sun Wukong changes his address, a look of respect appearing on his face.

As for whether Xuanzang's words were a joke or the truth, only he himself knows.

Xuanzang continues to roast the Xiaotian Dog; after all, it has lived for thousands of years, so it is not easy to roast until done!

Just at this interval, Xuanzang opens the Chat Group live broadcast.

"Ding, the Journey to the West Scripture Seeker has started a Chat Group live broadcast!"

"Ding, Immortal King Anlan has joined the live broadcast room!"

"Ding, the Demon Queen has joined the live broadcast room!"

"Ding, the Number One Golden Core of Kyushu has joined the live broadcast room!"

"Ding, Foshan Ye Wen has joined the live broadcast room!"

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As the live broadcast camera shifts, many group members also see the Five Elements Mountain and Xuanzang and Sun Wukong roasting under the Five Elements Mountain.

Ye Fan Zhen Bu Hei: "Damn, Xuan Ge, is this the Five Fingers Mountain? Is that disheveled monkey the Great Saint? Also, Xuan Ge, what are you roasting? I can smell the fragrance through the live broadcast!"

Number One Golden Core of Kyushu: "Those who see it get a share, Big Brother Xuanzang! I want to eat too!"

Demon Queen: "Wang Wu, have some shame! Don't join in on everything; even I, the Queen, haven't spoken yet."

Immortal King Anlan: "So that is the Great Sage Equaling Heaven. Although he looks disheveled, those eyes are piercingly bright and full of heaven-defying fighting spirit. He is worthy of being the disciple of Big Brother Xuanzang."

Ye Fan Zhen Bu Hei: "That is only natural; the Great Saint has Fiery Eyes, and no demons or ghosts can hide from him."

Scripture Seeker: "As everyone can see, this is a live broadcast from under the Five Elements Mountain. As for what is being roasted, everyone should be able to tell; it is a dog!"

Number One Golden Core of Kyushu: "Dog meat, quite fragrant! Paired with tofu pudding, it's a perfect match!"

Ye Fan Zhen Bu Hei: "There's such a way to eat it?"

Spring and Autumn Sword Deity: "It indeed exists; I was fortunate enough to have eaten it once when I was young."

Bad Commander: "I'll find an opportunity to try it!"

Playboy: "This tycoon is ordering takeout on the spot!"

Love Drinking Milk: "Wahahaha, I want to eat some too!"

Ye Fan Zhen Bu Hei: "Uh... I remember there aren't any dog demons in Journey to the West. Could this be the Xiaotian Dog?"

Ye Fan voiced a bold guess!

Scripture Seeker: "Congratulations, you guessed right! But there's no prize!"

Ye Fan Zhen Bu Hei: "Seriously, Xuan Ge, you roasted the Xiaotian Dog. Won't Yang Jian come to fight you to the death?"

Ye Fan was deeply shocked; Yang Jian is the War God of the Three Realms, a dog lover!

Diviner: "Like!"

Yan Shuangying gave a thumbs up; she had to admire Xuanzang's methods.

Number One Golden Core of Kyushu: "Isn't it just a dog? If it's eaten, it's eaten!"

Sect Master of Yunlan Sect: "I believe the Holy Monk Xuanzang has a reason he had to do it."

Pope of Spirit Hall: "I will always support Brother Xuanzang!"

Scripture Seeker: "I was simply hungry! It just so happened that this Xiaotian Dog was looking for trouble, so I roasted it. But don't worry, I only roasted its Flesh. As long as the Primordial Spirit is still there, it's not a big problem."

Immortal King Anlan: "Exactly, if it's roasted, it's roasted! What kind of War God is Yang Jian? If he dares to trouble Xuan Ge, I, Anlan, will be the first to go up and f*ck him!"

Ye Fan Zhen Bu Hei: "Brother Anlan, Yang Jian is a being who attained sainthood through his Flesh. Are you sure you want to f*ck him? Don't end up crying, 'Xuan Ge, save me!'"

Immortal King Anlan: "... He's that strong!"

Diviner: "Mythology is no joke; every world has its own rules!"

Scripture Seeker: "Anlan, a real man's word is worth its weight in gold; what you say must be put into practice. I will find an opportunity for you and Yang Jian to have a one-on-one fight!"

Immortal King Anlan: "Xuan Ge, will I be beaten to death?"

Scripture Seeker: "It's fine, just be more careful in your next life. The pain only lasts for a moment."

Immortal King Anlan: "Uh..."

While they were talking, the Xiaotian Dog had already been roasted to eight-tenths done, almost ready to be eaten.

After the Xiaotian Dog's Primordial Spirit left its body, it returned directly to the Heavenly Court, to the Sifa Tiangong.

"Master, you must uphold justice for me!"

The Xiaotian Dog clutched its buttocks, feeling the sensation of being roasted by fire at every moment. The key was that Xuanzang had even skewered it with the Golden Cudgel; this was simply not treating it like a living being.

Is this something a monk should do!

"..." Yang Jian!

"..." The Mei brothers!

"..." The Grass-Headed Gods.

Actually, they had all seen it from the heavens and knew about the Xiaotian Dog's plight, but no one dared to go up.

Even if Yang Jian wanted to rescue it, it was too late!

"Second Master, what do you think?" Mei Laoda said.

"Record it in the book first and settle it later. Find a good body for the Xiaotian Dog."

Yang Jian left the palace with a dark face, not saying a word.

He wanted to find Xuanzang, but would the Queen Mother agree?

I'm afraid the Queen Mother is watching right now!

Yang Jian guessed correctly; in the Yaochi Dian, the Queen Mother watched the scene in the Exquisite Treasure Mirror where Xuanzang skewered the Xiaotian Dog and laughed until she was doubled over, a blush appearing on her graceful and beautiful face.

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