Chapter 233: Me, the Primordial Kidney Physique, Requesting to Join the Battle
Lanruo Temple.
Ye Fan and Tony went forward to investigate first; there was no other way, as they were the only two who looked like normal people.
Ming Wang and Yuwen Tuo were both powerful, big-shot level existences; they might have demolished Lanruo Temple before even probing the reality of the situation!
Of course, there was another reason why Ye Fan was so proactive: he wanted to have a "Ghost Story" style encounter.
If he were alone, Ye Fan certainly wouldn't dare to be so reckless, but with two big shots backing him, there was no pressure.
Furthermore, Ye Fan himself was no weakling; he possessed the Ground-Folding Golden Light, so if he couldn't win, he could just slip away and exit the dungeon.
This dungeon was not a mandatory mission; it was developed by the Chat Group itself and had an extremely high degree of freedom, just like a game, allowing one to end it at any time—though if one quit, the rewards would be gone.
As they got closer to Lanruo Temple, the Yin energy in the air was actually not as heavy.
"Brother Ye, I am a mortal after all; you must protect me later," Tony couldn't help but say.
"Brother Tony, what is there to fear! To die under the peony flower, one remains romantic even as a ghost," Ye Fan encouraged.
"The other party is a female ghost after all!"
Tony shrank his body; in truth, he was still a little afraid deep down.
"Fear stems from a lack of firepower; you and I are no ordinary people. Even if the other party drains our essence, it will take some time," Ye Fan said.
"That makes some sense!" Tony nodded, expressing agreement.
Before long, the two arrived at the entrance of Lanruo Temple.
This Lanruo Temple looked completely different up close compared to from afar!
At this moment, one could no longer feel even a trace of Yin energy; the Lanruo Temple before them presented a scene of debauchery, with dozens of lanterns hanging in a row in mid-air at the entrance, red sleeves fluttering and dancing all over the sky!
One could even hear the giggling laughter of women coming from inside and the rich scent of rouge and powder in the air.
Hearing the sounds, Ye Fan and Tony both felt a restlessness in their hearts, as if their souls had been hooked.
"Soul-Capturing Technique?"
Ye Fan was a cultivator with an extraordinary will; he reacted immediately and silently began to circulate his cultivation art.
Tony, however, was somewhat infatuated and began to enter uncontrollably.
Seeing this, Ye Fan did not stand on ceremony and poked a finger toward Tony's kidney area.
"Hiss!"
The intense pain made him sober up instantly; he hurriedly clutched his kidney area and said angrily:
"Brother Ye, why did you poke there?"
"Didn't you realize you were just bewitched?" Ye Fan said righteously.
Hearing this, Tony finally realized it too. But he felt that this Diliu, Ye Fan, had done it on purpose!
From within Lanruo Temple, two graceful figures draped in delicate, sheer gauze slowly drifted toward them.
These were two extremely beautiful female ghosts; their heavy makeup and light touches were perfectly suited, their soul-hooking eyes filled with endless electricity, and their bodies exuded a bewitching, seductive aura.
Even though Tony was used to all kinds of cover girls and models, facing such enchanting female ghosts, he found it hard to hold back for a moment!
He was a mortal after all, his willpower not as firm as Ye Fan's, and it was easy for him to be led by the nose by the female ghosts.
Ye Fan kept a serious face and said, "Two young ladies, we two brothers have come from the Eastern Land of Great Tang and are passing through your precious land; we hope to borrow a place to stay for the night."
The bewitching female ghost heard this and stared at Ye Fan with burning eyes!
Ye Fan was a Sacred Body with vigorous blood and Qi, hundreds of times that of an ordinary person!
This constitution was just like the Pure Yang Physique, deeply loved by female ghosts and demons.
Conversely, Tony held no great temptation for the female ghosts.
"The two of you, Lanruo Temple is the largest brothel and lodging place for a hundred miles around. Being able to come here must be a predestined fate. Judging by your attire, you must both be warm-hearted people; our sisters naturally welcome guests from all directions," the bewitching female ghost said.
"Much obliged!" Ye Fan replied steadily, displaying a gentlemanly air.
To prevent himself from being soul-hooked again, Tony had Jarvis use his Steel Armor to deliver electric shocks from time to time to keep himself awake.
Inside Lanruo Temple, there was singing and dancing.
There were many people inside, not limited to just Ye Fan and Tony.
At a glance, there were handsome scholars playing the zither with female ghosts!
There were middle-aged men dressed as Taoist priests drinking and making merry with female ghosts!
There were also many martial artists, and in the corners, some were even directly engaging in the rites of Duke Zhou.
The scenes inside Lanruo Temple were too glaring and too uninhibited!
Even Ye Fan and Tony, two old lechers, couldn't help but blush!
"Ye Fan, I'm about to lose it." Tony's blood was rushing to his head, and his face began to turn red.
"Hold on! Tony, we are both people with iron-like wills; we cannot easily bow to evil forces," Ye Fan encouraged.
But before he could finish speaking, Tony had already been surrounded by three bewitching female ghosts!
These female ghosts were extremely good at Charm, constantly challenging Tony's weak points and making him feel very pained.
A fragrant breeze arrived, and a pure and beautiful woman walked over; she came before Ye Fan and said with a weak, pitiful expression:
"Young Master, our meeting tonight is all due to fate; let this slave serve you!"
"This?"
Ye Fan stiffened; were they all this direct?
Not even a little bit of polite small talk?
"Ahem, young lady, I am a decent person; I am only here to rest," Ye Fan said.
"Does this slave look indecent?" the pure female ghost said resentfully.
"No... no..."
Ye Fan hurriedly explained, but he felt somewhat insincere, as if he were being led by the nose by someone else.
By the time he reacted, the innocent girl was already leaning in his embrace.
Chat Group.
The group members had been watching the dungeon livestream the entire time.
Demon Queen: "My eyes! My eyes! This kid Ye Fan is truly a hypocrite, just waiting for this very moment."
Number One Golden Core of Kyushu: "The scale is a bit much, but you can't blame Ye Fan, Tony! Men, after all, are full of hot blood; who could withstand this?"
Scripture Seeker of Journey to the West: "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable!"
Xuanzang watched the livestream, yet he discovered that this Lanruo Temple seemed different from the one he knew; there was no female ghost Nie Xiaoqian, no Yan Chixia, and no Zuo Qianhu, the strongest Martial Dao expert in Renjian.
Han Paopao of the Seven Profound Sect: "A knife hangs over the head of lust..."
I Am Bai Xiaochun: "Better to die under the peony flower, a romantic ghost even in death!"
Sword Deity of Spring and Autumn: "Is there a possibility that these aren't peonies, but female ghosts?"
Diviner: "According to this Group Owner's speculation, it is possible that everything we see through the livestream is an illusion."
Ye Fan Zhen Bu Hei: "Great masters, what should I do!"
Young Girl Ruthless: "......, Hmph!"
Invincible Yuwentuo: "Observe!"
Jiao Wo Bai Laoban: "Hehe!"
Demon King Who Never Suffers: "Ahem, being young is truly good."
Sword Deity of Spring and Autumn: "The final page of the sword manual: without love, one is a god. Cut it!"
Playboy: "Everyone, these female ghosts are too wicked; I can barely hold on, I'm about to fall in battle!"
As he spoke, Tony already felt certain vital elements within his body beginning to drain away.
Was that bewitching female ghost Devouring through his nostrils and lips?
Thinking of this, Tony activated his Nano Armor, instantly arming himself from head to toe.
After gaining insight into the Marvel Script, Tony had long since prepared the Nano Armor in advance, and it even surpassed his original self in performance.
Because of the protection of the Nano Armor, that bewitching female ghost could not suck anything from Tony through this hunk of iron.
From the perspective of the Steel Armor, the scene in Lanruo Temple underwent a heaven-turning and earth-shattering change.
Where were the bright lights and colorful wine, where were the beautiful women in red!
On the display, Tony was shocked to discover that what was lying on top of him was not a female ghost at all, but humanoid monsters with heads resembling octopuses!
"Blech!"
His stomach churned violently; what on earth had he just kissed?
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