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Chapter 265: Hua Xiaogu: Is Sister Yang Chan Trying to Snatch the Master?

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"Three Holy Mother, do you still remember old Zhu? I never expected that after so many years, you have become even more beautiful."

Bajie leaned in, not expecting to encounter an old acquaintance like Yang Chan again.

"You fool, you know the Three Holy Mother?" Sun Wukong asked curiously.

"Nonsense, back in the day I was the Fleet Admiral of the Heavenly Court, who doesn't know me?" Bajie said proudly.

Seeing Bajie and looking at that terrifying pig head, Yang Chan could not help but say:

"Fleet Admiral, you, how did you become like this?"

Yang Chan had long resided on Mount Hua and did not pay much attention to the affairs of the Three Realms.

"Alas, the past is too painful to recall. I accidentally ended up in a pig's womb," Bajie said.

"I am still very grateful for what happened back then, Fleet Admiral."

Upon hearing this, Yang Chan spoke; although Bajie had turned into a pig, she still held some respect for him.

Back then, the Lord of the Heavenly Court, the Jade Emperor, discovered that Yaoji was having an illicit affair with a mortal.

He then sent Tianpeng and other Heavenly Soldiers and Generals to wipe out Yaoji's family; facing the pursuit of the Heavenly Court, Yang Chan's family certainly could not cope.

Yang Chan's father and eldest brother, Yang Jiao, died in that catastrophe.

Tianpeng was soft-hearted and had some friendship with Yaoji, so he eased up a little, allowing Yang Chan and Yang Jian to escape with their lives.

Otherwise, there would be no Three Holy Mother or Yang Jian today.

"Hehe, it was nothing, nothing at all," Bajie said.

Yang Chan fixed her gaze on Xuanzang, revealing a touch of the shyness of a young girl who had lived for thousands of years, and said slowly:

"Holy Monk Xuanzang, I did not expect that when we met again, you would already be a Scripture Seeker, shouldering the responsibility of the Eastern Transmission of Buddhist Dharma and saving all living beings."

"Three Holy Mother, you are overthinking it."

"Master isn't doing any Eastern Transmission of Buddhist Dharma or saving all living beings; he is clearly just doing business and snatching the true scriptures," Bajie said.

"?" Yang Chan.

"Bajie, you talk a bit too much," Xuanzang said calmly.

"Three Holy Mother, don't listen to this fool's nonsense," Sun Wukong said.

"Mm, I believe in the character of Holy Monk Xuanzang," Yang Chan smiled.

Immediately, Yang Chan sized up Xuanzang's scripture-seeking team.

There was the Great Saint Sun Wukong, the Fleet Admiral Zhu Bajie, the West Sea Dragon Prince Xiaobailong, and the Heixiongjing.

With such a lineup, surely Holy Monk Xuanzang's journey to the west would be smooth sailing.

"Yang Chan, aren't you going to Wanku Mountain to see a friend?" Xuanzang asked.

"That is not urgent," Yang Chan said hurriedly.

"Oh." Xuanzang nodded, feeling that this girl Yang Chan was truly sincere and had no ulterior motives.

"Then in which direction is Wanku Mountain?" Xuanzang asked again.

"In the southeast direction, about three thousand miles away," Yang Chan said.

"That is not far; a mere three thousand miles. Since old friends are meeting, I shall escort you," Xuanzang said.

"How can that be? Seeking scriptures in the west is the top priority, Xuanzang," Yang Chan said, though there was a hint of surprise in her eyes.

"Seeking scriptures is not urgent," Xuanzang said.

"Wukong, Bajie, Xiaobailong, what do you think?"

Xuanzang asked for his disciples' opinions.

"Old Sun has no objections," Sun Wukong shrugged his shoulders.

"The road to the Western Heaven doesn't necessarily have to be taken from the west; one can also reach the west from the south. This is very reasonable," Bajie said.

"Wherever Master goes, we go," Xiaobailong and Heixiong said.

Seeing this, Yang Chan and Xuanzang's group began to move in the southeast direction.

Deviating from the route to the west did not seem to be a big deal.

On the road, Xuanzang and Yang Chan reminisced, talking about what they had seen and heard over the past year or so, and they spoke of many things from all over, appearing to get along harmoniously.

Sun Wukong, Xiaobailong, and Heixiong followed behind, feeling very bored.

Bajie's eyes were full of gossip, and he whispered:

"Monkey, Heixiong, Muscle Dragon, what do you make of the relationship between Master and the Three Holy Mother?"

"What?" Heixiong scratched his head.

"Isn't it just talking? What is there to make a fuss about?" Sun Wukong said.

"Could it be that Master wants to invite the Three Holy Mother to train her muscles?" Xiaobailong said, shocking everyone.

Upon hearing this, Bajie completely cracked.

What kind of monsters and freaks were these? They really had zero emotional intelligence.

"One is a steel-straight monkey, one is a big black fool, and one only has muscles in his brain. It is obvious that the Three Holy Mother is coveting our Master's beauty!" Bajie whispered via telepathy.

"What? I'll slap her to death with one palm!" Heixiong thought the Three Holy Mother was going to do something bad to Xuanzang.

"Slap."

Bajie knocked Heixiong on the head and said:

"Heixiong, you blockhead, don't speak."

Sun Wukong was not stupid either; after being prompted slightly, he roughly understood and said:

"Bajie, do you mean the Three Holy Mother Yang Chan has developed mortal desires?"

"Ninety percent chance," Zhu Bajie said confidently.

"Hehe, then there will be a good show to watch. This Yang Chan is Yang Jian's sister and the Jade Emperor's niece. And Master is a Scripture Seeker, backed by that shameless charlatan Rulai."

Sun Wukong felt inexplicably comfortable at the thought that the Heavenly Court might clash with Buddhism.

"Sigh, women only slow down Master's speed in cultivating muscles," Xiaobailong sighed.

"You deserve to have been cuckolded by Jiutou Chong; you cultivate muscles all day and don't understand romance at all," Bajie said.

"Bajie, don't you go laughing at fifty steps when you've taken a hundred. You were cuckolded yourself," Sun Wukong said.

"..." Bajie.

"Houzi, since ancient times, heroes have struggled to overcome the beauty trap. Do you think our Master will be moved by Yang Chan?

This Three Holy Mother Yang Chan is, after all, a famous fairy beauty in the Three Realms, so stunning and peerless," Bajie asked.

"Not sure, but based on my understanding of Master, the possibility is not high. Master was born into Buddhism after all; he should not be very familiar with the love of the mortal world, and probably just regards the Three Holy Mother as a fellow practitioner of the Tao," Sun Wukong said.

"Houzi, then you underestimate our Master. According to my experience, Master is definitely an old pro; beneath that handsome and dashing face must hide a wild heart," Bajie said with certainty.

"Heh, you're talking about yourself, aren't you?" Sun Wukong said.

"Sigh, I'm envious. It's a pity that with this pig appearance of mine, I'm afraid I'll never meet a girl in this life who can discover my inner virtues."

Zhu Bajie sighed at the sky, his gaze melancholy.

"Second Senior Brother, what do you need women for? Cultivate muscles instead. As long as you become a Great Muscle Tyrant, are you afraid no woman will admire you?" Xiaobailong comforted him.

"Get lost, get lost, get lost. I'm not discussing these elegant matters with a blockhead like you," Zhu Bajie said, feeling annoyed.

Up ahead, Xuanzang was conversing with Yang Chan while opening the Chat Group Live Broadcast Room.

Chat Group.

Scripture Seeker: "Let me introduce to the members who joined the Chat Group later, this is Fairy Yang Chan."

Ye Fan Zhen Bu Hei: "It has been a long time since I last saw Fairy Yang Chan."

Immortal King Anlan: "??"

Demon Queen: "An Lao Liu, it's normal that you, who joined the group later, don't know."

Invincible Yuwentuo: "Observing!"

Foshan Ye Wen: "As expected of a fairy, truly holy and flawless, beautiful and graceful, making one feel respect."

Number One Golden Core in the Nine Provinces: "Wow, so beautiful. No wonder Xuanzang is not moved by the female members in the group; it turns out he already has a sweetheart."

Ye Fan Zhen Bu Hei: "Although Fairy Yang Chan is indeed beautiful, I support the pair of Xuan Ge and Houtu Great Heavenly Venerable. After all, having a Saint is equivalent to having everything."

Demon Queen: "You kid are still the sharpest."

Scripture Seeker: "Fairy Yang Chan and I are just fellow practitioners of the Tao, our relationship is pure, everyone don't overthink it."

Number One Golden Core in the Nine Provinces: "Understood, understood! Pure, right? My relationship with Brother Xuanzang is also quite pure."

Hua Xiaogu: "The competition is so strong!"

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