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Chapter 410: Sun Wukong: Jade Emperor, if you want to get through life, you must wear a little green!

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I, the Jade Emperor, am currently furious!

The atmosphere in the High Heaven Palace plunged to freezing point; the gathered immortals felt the Jade Emperor's mood and lowered their heads once more, not daring to speak.

The Jade Emperor was murderous; this Jinchanzi Xuanzang actually dared to take advantage of the Mother of the Heavenly Court. This damned wretch deserved to be sliced into a thousand pieces, sent to the Zhuxiantai, cast into the Eighteen Levels of Hell, and thrown into the oil cauldron and mountain of blades.

Furthermore, where was the face of the Heavenly Court, where was the majesty of the Heavenly Court!

I fear that the bald donkeys of Buddhism must have seen this scene, and they will surely mock me.

The image in the Exquisite Treasure Mirror flickered, and the scenes that pierced the Jade Emperor's heart were not few. As time passed, Xuanzang was no longer satisfied with just hugging and holding, but was moving on to the real thing.

Especially at the moment when Xuanzang was about to kiss Wangmu Niangniang, the Jade Emperor's eyes turned red!

But at that very moment, the Exquisite Treasure Mirror went black again, the image vanished, and nothing could be seen.

"What is happening, what is happening!"

"Laojun, quickly, restore the image!"

The Jade Emperor said urgently, acting just like an ant on a hot pan, unable to calm down at all.

If it were any other matter, it might be fine, but this matter concerned his face; he could not be calm.

Taishang Laojun remained composed and said:

"Jade Emperor, the Exquisite Treasure Mirror is, after all, only a magic treasure. It is somewhat difficult to spy on the situation of a Great Luo Golden Immortal. This old Daoist has already done his best; wait a moment, perhaps it will be fine soon."

Although the Jade Emperor was angry, he could not vent his rage on Laojun, but his thoughts remained blocked.

Sun Wukong, the spectator, also saw the scenes in the Exquisite Treasure Mirror. Although he was a monkey and did not understand the affairs between men and women, he knew that the Jade Emperor must be unhappy right now.

So he grinned and comforted him:

"Good brother Jade Emperor, why are you so angry? My master is a virtuous monk of high character; he just kissed Wangmu Niangniang, he surely won't do anything else.

In the words of Bajie, you have at most just worn a green hat; it's no big deal, relax."

As soon as these words fell, the High Heaven Palace fell into a deathly silence.

"This monkey head has a truly vile mouth."

Beside Laojun, Taibai Jinxing thought to himself.

"Damn monkey, he loves to stir up trouble," Yang Jian thought to himself.

"Damned Bi Ma Wen, can't he see the Jade Emperor is in a rage?" Li Jing thought to himself, breaking out in a cold sweat.

"As expected of you, Sun Wukong."

Little Nezha silently gave Sun Wukong a thumbs-up in his heart.

"Audacious, Sun Wukong."

The Jade Emperor's eyes widened, he roared, and a terrifying pressure was released.

Even though Sun Wukong was prepared, his knees couldn't help but go soft, and he nearly knelt.

Sun Wukong's fur stood on end, and he retreated two steps, saying:

"Brother Jade Emperor, did I say something wrong? It's just wearing a green hat, what a big deal."

Hearing this, fire spewed from the Jade Emperor's eyes, his killing intent condensed into substance, and he truly wanted to slap Sun Wukong to death right now.

"Sun Wukong, shut your mouth," Yang Jian said coldly.

"Jade Emperor, Wukong is after all a stone monkey, ignorant of worldly affairs; you must not lower yourself to his level," Taishang Laojun said.

Hearing this, the Jade Emperor's anger dissipated a little, and he said: "Sun Wukong, let this be the last time."

"Hehe, brother Jade Emperor, you are too formal."

"That just now nearly scared me to death. That fool Bajie once said, if you want to get through life, you must wear a little green on your head.

I understand, I understand."

Sun Wukong tiptoed behind Taishang Laojun, feeling that Laojun would protect him.

"Laojun, don't stop me; I must peel his skin today," the Jade Emperor said angrily.

Taishang Laojun was silent; this monkey's mouth was not just ordinarily vile.

He kept rubbing salt into the Jade Emperor's wounds, not knowing if it was intentional or unintentional.

"Brother Jade Emperor, you make me feel wronged like this," Sun Wukong said.

"What are you wronged about?" the Jade Emperor asked.

"I treat you as a brother, and you actually want to peel my skin; this is not good," Sun Wukong said.

"You monkey, don't push your luck; look at what you are saying," the Jade Emperor said in a deep voice.

"Brother Jade Emperor, I am speaking the truth, discussing the matter as it is; I am being sincere.

In this palace, how many immortals are there? Who dares to say this openly and comfort you like this?

But can you guarantee they don't say it behind your back?" Sun Wukong asked.

"So, you can guarantee it?" The Jade Emperor was angered into laughter.

"Hehe, of course I can't guarantee it, brother Jade Emperor. You wouldn't want this matter to be known throughout the Three Realms, would you?" Sun Wukong said warmly.

"..." The immortals.

"Damn it!"

The Jade Emperor could not help but curse; this dead monkey never brought anything good to the Heavenly Court, and now he was threatening him both openly and covertly.

"..." Taishang Laojun.

At this moment, the Jade Emperor was actually not as angry anymore; with his cultivation at this level, if he could not control his emotions, he had lived in vain.

What Wangmu did, she must have had her own reasons.

"Hoo!"

The Jade Emperor took a long breath, and the world seemed to become quiet again, full of peace.

"Taibai, Li Jing, you go to Lingshan and convey my decree. Wangmu made such a sacrifice for the sake of the westward journey, showing great righteousness; she is a model for all the immortals of the Three Realms. Therefore, for the sake of the westward journey continuing, the Buddhist side must increase the Merit!" the Jade Emperor said.

"Yes." Taibai Jinxing and Li Jing accepted the order.

"Sun Wukong, hurry down to the Renjian. You must know that one day in Heaven is one year in the Renjian." The Jade Emperor waved his hand.

"Alright!"

"Brother Jade Emperor, I, Old Sun, am off. Rest assured, I will absolutely keep my mouth shut about you being cuckolded."

Sun Wukong flew directly to the Renjian on a Somersault Cloud and vanished without a trace.

"Damned monkey," the Jade Emperor said indignantly.

"Laojun, when will the Exquisite Treasure Mirror be repaired?" the Jade Emperor asked again.

"No rush, no rush," Taishang Laojun said slowly.

Deep within the Underworld, at the place of the Six Paths of Reincarnation, lies the Wuzu Hall.

At this moment, the atmosphere in the Wuzu Hall was icy, which made "Chen," who was researching the Ancestral Witch Merit Body not far away, feel extremely terrified.

"Chen" is a god of the Li Bai Civilization, possessing unimaginable technology, but when facing the Houtu Zu Wu, he still honestly acts as a laborer.

Regarding the tribulation of the Four Sages Test Zen Heart, some are happy and some are sad, some are angry and some are hurt.

The Jade Emperor is angry, and naturally, Houtu is also very angry.

Houtu's gaze was icy; the look of someone wanting to kill cannot be hidden.

Everything in the mortal world cannot escape her Dharma Eye.

She knows everything about the Queen Mother and Xuanzang.

"Xuanzang, Queen Mother!" Houtu sank her beautiful face, her fists clenched tightly.

But soon they relaxed, and her breathing rhythm returned to normal.

She has not known Xuanzang for only one day; naturally, she knows Xuanzang's temperament and character.

"Next time we meet, this deity will not let you off easily!

"

Houtu silently made a note in a small book, then looked at the eleven golden cocoons behind her.

From within the large cocoons, loud and vigorous heartbeats constantly echoed, and the Merit Power on their surfaces was enough to make one look askance.

These are the eleven Ancestral Witches about to be resurrected, and their constitutions are crafted entirely from Merit Power and the origin of the Ancestral Witches, their strength not inferior in the slightest to the originals.

The amount of Merit Power required to create an Ancestral Witch Merit Body is massive, but as the Master of the Six Paths of Reincarnation, Houtu controls reincarnation and thus controls the merit of all living beings.

It can be said that among the Saints, Houtu's merit is absolutely the greatest!

The emergence of the Twelve Ancestral Witches is also all within Houtu's plan.

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