Chapter 415: The Bomb Heaven Gang Leader Joins the Group

The mortal realm.

Whoosh!

A beam of mysterious light appeared, and Xiaobailong, who was training his Flesh with Heixiong, immediately perked up.

"Eldest Senior Brother," Xiaobailong said, rushing over immediately, his dragon Flesh glistening under the sunlight.

In stark contrast to this was the thick, lush fur on Heixiong!

Bajie was dozing off, and Shaseng was sleepwalking.

At this moment, Bajie saw Wukong return and immediately perked up, hurriedly grumbling as he stood up:

"You dead monkey, where did you die off to all night? Do you know how we spent last night?

Such heavy rain, such loud thunder, I, Old Pig, have caught a cold."

Sun Wukong chuckled and teased:

"I've lived long enough to see everything. Bajie, you are a Heavenly Immortal, yet you actually caught a cold from the rain. How embarrassing—no, that's 'pig-barrassing'."

"Get lost, get lost! You dead monkey." Bajie waved his sleeves.

"Eldest Senior Brother, where did you go last night?" Xiaobailong couldn't help but ask.

"Don't ask. It's already daytime, monkey. Shouldn't we discuss breaking up the group?" Bajie said.

"Breaking up?" Heixiong's eyes widened, not quite reacting in time.

"Second Senior Brother, Master is still here," Xiaobailong said.

"What Master? Master is currently enjoying himself in a land of tenderness, not even bringing us disciples along. What's the point of seeking scriptures?" Bajie said indignantly.

Upon hearing this, Sun Wukong gave Bajie a flick on the forehead and said: "You fool, you're useless at everything. How could you understand Master's intentions?

Do you know the origins of the Chen family we met last night?"

"How would I know? Even your Fiery Eyes of Truth couldn't see it, so how would I know?" Bajie retorted.

"That Lady Chen is an incarnation of Wangmu Niangniang from the Heavenly Court, the eldest daughter is Guanyin Bodhisattva of Buddhism, the second daughter is Tianyu Pusa of Buddhism, the third daughter is the eldest Princess, and the fourth daughter is the Seventh Princess.

Except for the two Princesses, the others are all Great Luo Golden Immortals," Sun Wukong said.

"What? Wangmu Niangniang, Guanyin Bodhisattva! Monkey, monkey, how do you know!

" Bajie was shocked.

Although he knew the Chen family had extraordinary origins last night, he was still astonished to hear this news.

No wonder he had the urge to kneel at a single glance from Lady Chen; it turned out to be Wangmu Niangniang, so that made sense.

Sun Wukong shook his head, smugly saying:

"Last night, I flew one hundred and eight thousand miles in a single somersault directly to the Southern Heaven Gate, entered the High Heaven Palace, and incidentally grabbed Leizhenzi.

Guess what? In the High Heaven Palace, a group of immortals weren't doing their proper jobs, but were using the magical treasure Exquisite Treasure Mirror to spy on Master's situation."

"Normal, normal. And then?" Bajie nodded; when he was in the Heavenly Court, he had done this plenty of times.

"Hehehe, guess what!"

The more Sun Wukong thought about it, the more he laughed, then he rolled on the ground, laughing until his stomach hurt, unable to stop for a moment.

"Second Senior Brother, what's wrong with Eldest Senior Brother?" Xiaobailong was stunned; he had never seen Sun Wukong act so manic before.

The more this happened, the more curious Bajie became, so he pulled Sun Wukong up and asked:

"My Monkey Brother, what on earth happened? Don't keep me in suspense, I'm anxious."

Sun Wukong looked at Bajie, and thinking of the Jade Emperor's exasperated expression, the laughing bug in his stomach acted up again.

"Hehehe~"

The vast open field was filled with Sun Wukong's gloating laughter.

The Jade Emperor, who was sitting upright in the Heavenly Court, felt his right eyelid twitch, sensing something ominous.

Half a quarter of an hour later, Sun Wukong finally laughed enough and slowly said:

"The image in the mirror was Master and Wangmu Niangniang showing concern for each other, being all lovey-dovey, tsk tsk tsk!"

"In the end, they even kissed!"

"Bajie, in your words, Master gave the Jade Emperor a green hat."

Bajie was stunned, then ecstatic. The Jade Emperor being cuckolded by Master was simply the biggest news in the entire Three Realms.

"Hahaha!"

"Jade Emperor, you have this coming!"

Bajie clutched his stomach and laughed, nearly losing control of his tears and urine from the laughter.

One monkey and one pig couldn't stop laughing!

Xiaobailong, Heixiong, and Shaheshang were silent?

Eldest Senior Brother, Second Senior Brother, are they sick?

Xiaobailong's expression was serious, but he couldn't laugh at all. The Jade Emperor being cuckolded was a massive event; if handled poorly, it would mean losing one's head.

"Bajie, why are you still laughing?" Sun Wukong asked while laughing.

"I'm laughing because Master is awesome for putting a hat on the Jade Emperor," Bajie said reverently.

"Monkey, why are you laughing? Why haven't you stopped?" Bajie asked again.

Sun Wukong laughed: "I am laughing because I explained to the Jade Emperor that it was you, Bajie, who taught Master how to put a green hat on him."

"Hahaha!"

The two brothers laughed together.

"Haha!"

"Ha!"

"Woooo..."

"You damn Houzi, I'll kill you!"

Bajie laughed and laughed until he cried, feeling Absolute grief.

He gripped Sun Wukong's neck with both hands, but Sun Wukong possessed the Indestructible Body, so how could he possibly be strangled to death?

Bajie let go in a slump and lamented, "You've killed me, you damn Houzi. You actually sabotaged me, ah! What a sin."

"Given the Jade Emperor's personality, he is petty and vengeful. We can't go back to the Heavenly Court anymore."

"Bajie, you can't blame me. The Jade Emperor from five hundred years ago and the one from five hundred years later have vastly different auras. With just one look and a burst of pressure from that Jade Emperor, I almost couldn't hold on and knelt," Sun Wukong explained.

"So, I had no choice but to play the fool. I said it was your 'cuckold theory' I was teaching, otherwise, we wouldn't have made it out of the Southern Heaven Gate!"

Sun Wukong spread his hands, feeling quite helpless himself.

Who told that group of cowardly immortals in the Heavenly Court to act against him? Now that they weren't acting anymore, it made him feel too much pressure.

Especially that dog of a Jade Emperor; he was clearly so powerful, yet back then he was so scared he hid under the table.

"It's all because of your plague-ridden, foul-mouthed monkey tongue, mocking the Jade Emperor and then being unable to clean up the mess. Now look, you've sold me out; how am I supposed to return to the Heavenly Court? The Jade Emperor will definitely make things difficult for me," Bajie cursed and grumbled.

Once the Journey to the West ended, he had planned to shed his mortal coil, regain his human form, and return to being Marshal Tianpeng, but he never expected the monkey to screw him over like this.

"Don't be like that, good Bajie. I, Old Sun, apologize to you. Besides, what's so good about being an official in the Heavenly Court? Isn't it better for us brothers to be happy and carefree demon immortals?" Sun Wukong urged.

He took the opportunity to take two cans of Happy Water from his bosom and gave them to Bajie. As soon as Bajie saw the Happy Water, his eyes went straight; he reluctantly took them and said:

"Forget it, I can't go back to that Heavenly Court anyway. But monkey, for the rest of my life, the Happy Water must be provided in full, otherwise I'll go to your Huaguoshan, eat your food, drink your drink, play with your things, and just refuse to do anything for you."

"OK!" Sun Wukong held up a finger.

"Ding, the Chat Group has reached the standard for inviting new members. Invite them? (This invitation session has ended, beginning upgrade. During the upgrade, functionality will not be affected.)"

A notification sound from the Chat Group reached Yan Shuangying's ears.

Was this something she was already accustomed to?

However, there were already many members in the group, making it troublesome to manage, and now another wave was coming.

"Start the invitation!"

"Ding, inviting new members, invitation initiated... Invitation successful!"

"Ding, Exploding Heavens Faction..."

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