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Chapter 417: Moon Worship: I Am Just a Science Enthusiast

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"What the hell!"

"Han Li, Ye Tiandi, and Huang Tiandi are actually all in one group."

"Are you kidding me!"

Xu Que felt a bit broken; he had always been the only one performing invisible pretension, but today it seemed he had flipped his car. His aliases were being hammered to death one by one, just like social death; he felt he had no face left to go on living.

"Pretending System, speak up, what exactly is the situation?" Xu Que asked the system inside his body.

This Strongest Pretending System was his golden finger; if he didn't have this golden finger, he wouldn't be able to survive in this Otherworld.

Therefore, his intuition told him that joining this Chat Group this time must be related to the system.

"Ding, detected that the host has bound to a higher-level cheat, the Strongest Pretending System is about to enter a dormant stage, please prepare yourself," the system said.

"???, no, what's the situation? System. Dormant?"

Xu Que was confused, his face full of question marks.

"That, even if it's dormant, when will it wake up?"

"I'm not the Group Owner of this Chat Group, it's really hard to fleece wool here."

What awaited Xu Que was the system's silence; the voice disappeared, and no matter how he called, it wouldn't come back.

"Damn, what a disaster," Xu Que was speechless.

Before he could even take off, his cheat was banned; how was he supposed to keep playing?

He was currently only at the late Golden Core stage, a complete nobody in the world of Immortal Cultivation.

Immortal Cultivation levels: Qi Refining, Foundation Establishment, Golden Core, Nascent Soul, Spirit Severing, Great Vehicle, Tribulation Transcendence...

"But fortunately, there are still many Upgrade Experience Pills rewarded by the system previously; upgrading to the Nascent Soul stage shouldn't be a problem, sigh."

Xu Que muttered to himself; since reality could not be changed, he could only take it one step at a time.

Chat Group.

Zui Ai He Shounai: "Newcomer, clarify, if you are Shi Hao, then who am I?"

Ye Fan Zhen Bu Hei: "Tsk tsk, it seems the newcomer is also a Diliu, with so many aliases, how afraid of death must one be."

Han Paopao of the Seven Profound Sect: "It has always been Han using others' aliases..."

Demon Queen: "Tsk tsk, the newcomer doesn't seem like a serious person either."

Exploding Heavens Faction Leader: "Fine, everything before was my fault, okay? As the name implies, I am the first leader of the Exploding Heavens Faction, Xu Que."

Having reached this point, Xu Que had no need to hide his identity anymore.

Ye Fan Zhen Bu Hei: "Xu Que, 'Que' (missing)? I think you are missing virtue in the Five Elements!"

Exploding Heavens Faction Leader: "Ye Tiandi, you're amazing, you're great, okay?"

Kyushu's Number One Golden Core: "Newcomer, what Ye Tiandi, at this moment he's just Ye Heizi, a small-time cultivator?"

Exploding Heavens Faction Leader: "Not a Heavenly Emperor yet?"

Ye Fan Zhen Bu Hei: "What of it, are you unconvinced?"

Exploding Heavens Faction Leader: "Ahem, so it's Ye Heizi, excuse my ignorance, excuse my ignorance."

Ye Fan Zhen Bu Hei: "..."

Zui Ai He Shounai: "A Diliu meeting a Diliu."

Baiyue Jiaozhu: "Chat Group? What kind of existence is this?"

At this moment, the second newcomer also spoke.

Super Beast Ming Wang: "Newcomer, whatever you think it is, that is what it is."

Baiyue Jiaozhu: "This friend speaks very interestingly."

Ye Fan Zhen Bu Hei: "Newcomer, Ming Wang is the group's number one philosopher."

Baiyue Jiaozhu: "Philosophy? Philosophy is a profound discipline; it can inspire human wisdom and thought, use dialectical methods to view all things in the world, and even pursue the mysteries of the universe.

For example, I feel that the common knowledge that the sky is round and the earth is square is actually wrong; is there a possibility that the earth we are on is round, a sphere?

For example, people think the land they are on is the center of the vast universe; I don't think so. Although there is no evidence yet, I feel that sooner or later, one day, we can discover the truth."

Demon Queen: "The newcomer's train of thought is so clear."

Kyushu's Number One Golden Core: "666!"

Ye Fan Zhen Bu Hei: "Baiyue Jiaozhu, you wouldn't happen to be a scientist, would you?"

Baiyue Jiaozhu: "No, I am just the leader of a cult with tens of thousands of people, I like to observe Celestial Phenomena at night and observe human nature."

Ye Fan Zhen Bu Hei: "Admirable!"

Super Beast Ming Wang: "I imagine that in the field of philosophy, Baiyue Jiaozhu must also have very high attainments."

Baiyue Jiaozhu: "I dare not accept the praise. I feel that a true master should hold the heart of an Apprentice."

Scripture Seeker of Journey to the West: "Like!"

Ye Fan Zhen Bu Hei: "Since Xuan Ge has liked it, I must also like it."

Immortal King Anlan: "Same, like!"

Exploding Heavens Faction Leader: "Anlan, damn, you wouldn't be that 'At the peak of the immortals, I stand proud, slaying Immortal Kings and destroying the Nine Heavens' pretension king, would you?"

Immortal King Anlan: "That's right, this seat is the Undying King Anlan; no, it won't be long before this seat is the Undying Immortal Emperor Anlan!"

Exploding Heavens Faction Leader: "Awesome, let me interview this passerby: what were your thoughts when you snatched away Huang Tiandi's wife back then?"

Zui Ai He Shounai: "..."

Immortal King Anlan: "Do not spread rumors, do not spread gossip! I have never done such a thing; Xiao Shi is my beloved friend and relative, how could I do something to let him down?"

Exploding Heavens Faction Leader: "Aren't the Foreign Realm and the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths at odds with each other?"

Ye Fan Zhen Bu Hei: "Xu Ergou, you don't know about this. The Anlan in the group comes from the end of the Immortal Ancient Era, when the great war with the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths had not yet broken out, while Shi Laoliu comes from the beginning of the Luan Gu Era, and hasn't even walked out of the Great Wilderness yet."

Exploding Heavens Faction Leader: "So that's how it is!"

Immortal King Anlan: "But come to think of it, how do you, a newcomer, know so much about this seat? Have you also read the Script?"

Exploding Heavens Faction Leader: "The Script? You could say that. You are all famous figures; if not household names, then at least renowned far and wide."

Xu Que originally wanted to say that you are all characters in novels, so how could he not know?

But after thinking carefully, he himself was also a virtual character, and he had even joined the Chat Group.

Treat the void as real, and the real as void!

Void and reality, truth and falsehood—none of it is that important.

Immortal King Anlan: "Then what is the ending for this seat in your Script?"

Diviner: "..."

Yan Shuangying was speechless; this Anlan clearly did not trust her.

Ye Fan Zhen Bu Hei: "Ahem."

Exploding Heavens Faction Leader: "Uh... after Huang Tiandi became an Immortal King Giant, you were suppressed and killed in an instant by Shi Ao Tian before the Imperial Pass, turning into a stone statue to kneel and repent for a million years."

Immortal King Anlan: "..."

Zui Ai He Shounai: "Ahem, Diliu, relax. That was done by the future me, not the current me."

Baiyue Jiaozhu: "This is Karma."

Super Beast Ming Wang: "Well said. What has been will be again, and what has been done will be done again."

Number One Golden Core of Kyushu: "Eating melon!"

Uchiha Dance King: "Chat Group, where is this? Could it be that I have fallen into an illusion?"

In the Naruto World, in the Rain Country, inside a dark underground cave, the aged Uchiha Madara woke up from his nap and looked at the Chat Group in his mind with confusion.

Demon King Who Never Suffers a Setback: "Uchiha? This name seems to come from the cherry blossoms? Could it be that this new group member comes from...?"

Heilong Tian: "This is!"

"

In another world, inside a crystal palace built entirely of seven-colored crystals, in the deepest part, a wicked and charming man in a black robe sat upon a decaying throne, with two dragon heads looming faintly behind him, full of Haki!

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