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Chapter 419: Worshiping the Moon: Holy Monk Xuanzang, I am so confused

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Chat Group.

Uchiha Dance King: "Damn it, Black Zetsu, that traitor, I must destroy it?"

The Demon King Who Never Suffers: "What a small matter, hehe, a king's life is destined to be lonely and filled with betrayal."

The Old Demon King was very happy; another little cherry blossom member had joined the group.

Morgana: "Tsk tsk, anyway, few who join the Chat Group have smooth sailing."

Number One Golden Core of Kyushu: "Am I not one? This Sword Immortal is doing quite well, right?"

Ye Fan Zhen Bu Hei: "Not at all, Wang Golden Core, I have seen your script. To cultivate the Three Thousand Golden Cores technique, your personality split. Each Golden Core represents an emotion; three thousand personalities—it's ridiculous that you didn't collapse."

Girl Ruthless: "I must say, this is a very difficult technique to practice."

Number One Golden Core of Kyushu: "Sigh, there's no other way. Ever since the Golden Generation of our Lingjian Sect died in battle, I'm the only one left. If I don't cultivate properly, when the Immortals descend again to Devour the life force of all living things in the world, I fear it will be a catastrophe. Brother Xuanzang, you must not sit idly by when that time comes."

Journey to the West Scripture Seeker: "Hmm, I will help if help is needed."

Number One Golden Core of Kyushu: "As expected of my bosom friend, this friendship was not in vain."

Exploding Heavens Faction Leader: "Isn't Xuanzang Sheng Seng a monk? How can he help? At most, he would ask his disciple to help.

By the way, Xuanzang Sheng Seng, let's discuss something. Could you give this little one a drop of your Ancestral Blood?

Of course, it's not for free. I have three thousand Mahayana Buddhism scriptures here; shall we trade?"

Xu Que, who had just joined the group, seemed to still not understand the situation and was preparing to swindle.

As for the three thousand Mahayana Buddhism scriptures, they were as common as hair on the internet in his past life; getting some was absolutely no problem.

Morgana: "Damn, as expected of Xu Ergou, you Diliu."

Morgana could not help but spit out fragrant words, cursing and swearing.

Exploding Heavens Faction Leader: "No, how did I become Ergou?"

Number One Golden Core of Kyushu: "Your guts are truly too big. Even others haven't obtained Brother Xuanzang's Ancestral Blood."

Spirit Hall Pope: "Exactly, exactly. Someone who just entered the group wants Brother Xuanzang's Ancestral Blood."

Ye Fan Zhen Bu Hei: "Xu Que, you brat, are you eyeing Tang Seng Flesh?"

Exploding Heavens Faction Leader: "Eating a bite of Tang Seng Flesh can grant immortality, prolong life, and even allow one to become an Immortal immediately; it seems there's nothing wrong with that, right? Don't you all want it? Besides, for Xuanzang Sheng Seng, it's just a drop of blood, what a small matter. Think back to when Buddha cut his Flesh to feed the eagle; that kind of selfless dedication is widely spread and outrageous!"

Diviner: "Is there a possibility that Xuanzang Sheng Seng is not the Holy Monk you imagine, and besides, Journey to the West is just a book, not reality."

Exploding Heavens Faction Leader: "? Don't tell me our Xuanzang Sheng Seng has already finished the Eighty-One Tribulations and become a Buddha."

Spring and Autumn Sword Deity: "That hasn't happened."

Exploding Heavens Faction Leader: "That's good then."

Immortal King Anlan: "You junior, you really don't know the height of the sky or the depth of the earth. You actually dare to ask Brother Xuan for Ancestral Blood; even I, an Undying King and Dark Giant, wouldn't dare."

Zui Ai He Shounai: "Exactly, are you full of bad water just like Ye Laoliu?"

Ye Fan Zhen Bu Hei: "..."

Exploding Heavens Faction Leader: "Everyone, you are making me more confused as you speak."

Journey to the West Scripture Seeker: "Actually, wanting Ancestral Blood is not impossible. As long as you can take one punch from me, let alone Ancestral Blood, even my kidney can be yours."

Exploding Heavens Faction Leader: "No way, this is so embarrassing, Xuanzang Sheng Seng."

Xu Que could not help but laugh wildly; no matter what, he was a Golden Core late-stage cultivator, one step away from Nascent Soul.

And according to everyone's chat information, Xuanzang Sheng Seng had not yet become a Buddha; if he hadn't become a Buddha, he was a mortal.

How could he not take a punch from a mortal?

But why would Xuanzang Sheng Seng propose the question of taking a punch, or perhaps sit and discuss the Tao, debating Buddhist Dharma?

Morgana: "Newbie, you're a bit arrogant. By the way, what is your cultivation level now?"

Exploding Heavens Faction Leader: "Ahem, just a mere Golden Core late-stage Great Perfection."

Ye Fan Zhen Bu Hei: "Is the Golden Core Stage very strong, very arrogant?"

Exploding Heavens Faction Leader: "Brother Ye, it's super arrogant, okay? As the saying goes, once the Golden Core enters the belly, my fate is determined by me, not by Heaven."

Spring and Autumn Sword Deity: "What a line, 'once the Golden Core enters the belly, my fate is determined by me, not by Heaven!' But, young man, do you know about the Great Luo Golden Immortal?"

Exploding Heavens Faction Leader: "I know, they are basically the most badass type of existence."

Diviner: "Our group's Xuanzang Sheng Seng is a Great Luo Golden Immortal. Are you sure you can withstand a punch?"

Exploding Heavens Faction Leader: "??! Xuanzang Sheng Seng is a Great Luo Golden Immortal?"

Xu Que was dumbfounded. Why was his Qi Luck not smooth after joining the Chat Group? Not a single thing was within his expectations.

You must know that before in his own world, with the system, it felt like the world revolved around him, but now, it's hard to describe.

Could it be that there are too many big shots in the group, and his Qi Luck is being suppressed?

Suddenly falling from a flower to a green leaf?

Also, who can explain how Xuanzang Sheng Seng, who hasn't become a Buddha yet, became a Great Luo Golden Immortal?

Is he cheating?

This strength is enough to beat Tathagata Buddha; are you sure he needs Wukong to protect him?

Exploding Heavens Faction Leader: "Xuanzang Sheng Seng, no, Brother Xuan, I was reckless just now and failed to recognize Mount Tai. Please don't blame me!"

Journey to the West Scripture Seeker: "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, I still prefer your arrogant appearance from just now."

Exploding Heavens Faction Leader: "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable..."

For a moment, Xu Que's values and worldview were collapsing.

Can you believe a Buddhism big shot calling out 'Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable'?

Did Buddhism cuckold Taoism, or did Taoism cheat on Buddhism?

Ye Fan Zhen Bu Hei: "Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter!"

Number One Golden Core of Kyushu: "Indeed!"

Na Du Tong Backbone Feng Baobao: "Awesome!"

Baiyue Jiaozhu: "Great Luo Golden Immortal, that is a supreme existence in myths; the Chat Group is truly inconceivable."

Journey to the West Scripture Seeker: "Since you have entered the Chat Group, it is fate. All living beings are equal; everyone is the same here, no need to be constrained."

Exploding Heavens Faction Leader: "As expected of a high monk of Buddhism, this bearing is as vast and boundless as the ocean. Xuan Ge, from now on I am your man; I will not refuse to climb a mountain of blades or descend into a sea of fire."

Ye Fan Zhen Bu Hei: "Get lost, since when is Xuan Ge yours? Even if I were to be a lackey, I would have to be ahead of you."

Exploding Heavens Faction Leader: "No problem, Brother Ye, Brother Ye."

Demon Queen: "You're on the right track."

Baiyue Jiaozhu: "Since that is the case, Holy Monk, could you please resolve my confusion? I am very lost and do not know the path ahead."

Spring and Autumn Sword Deity: "Having seen the Script of Baiyue Jiaozhu, he is indeed a pitiful person."

Bad Commander: "Old Li, one must use dialectical and rational eyes to look at things; pitiful people also have hateful aspects."

Super Beast Pluto: "This world does not only have black and white; there is also the gray that will Devour everything."

Journey to the West Scripture Seeker: "Speak."

Baiyue Jiaozhu: "May I ask High Immortal, is there true love in this world? What is love, and what is love? Where does love come from, and where does love go..."

Journey to the West Scripture Seeker: "Uh... let love go wherever it wants to go."

PS: Begging for subscriptions, begging for monthly tickets for the new month. I swear to hell, this month I will strive for excellence and work hard to update.

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