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Chapter 517: Jade Emperor: Xuanzang, you aren't going to cuckold me, are you?

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"Of course not!"

"The Queen Mother is so beautiful, perfect!"

"Sigh..."

The Jade Emperor sighed, and the wine in his palm became sentimental as well.

"In the past, we studied the Tao and cultivated together under the Dao Ancestor. We shared a friendship spanning many epochs."

"Oh, so the Queen Mother rejected you," Xuanzang said.

"Ahem, Brother Xuan. Can you not be so blunt?" the Jade Emperor said, annoyed.

"Does the Queen Mother have someone she likes?"

Xuanzang asked tentatively.

"Certainly not. The Queen Mother's eyes are higher than the heavens; how could someone as arrogant as her possibly like anyone else?"

"Even if she did, with me here, I would grind that person to dust and bones, ensuring they never reincarnate for ten thousand generations," the Jade Emperor said, brimming with murderous intent.

"Hiss!"

Xuanzang gasped; the Jade Emperor was a bit ruthless.

If he found out about the secret affair between the Queen Mother and himself, it would probably cause the heavens to collapse and the earth to shatter, and he would be hunted across the Three Realms.

But according to the Jade Emperor's description, how could the Queen Mother have taken a fancy to him? Could she really be blind? This was too strange.

The Jade Emperor suddenly asked:

"Brother Xuan, you wouldn't happen to be the person the Queen Mother has been waiting for all this time, would you?"

The Jade Emperor's eyes glowed with a green light, like a bottomless cold pool, impossible to see to the end.

Xuanzang felt cold all over and hurriedly said:

"Brother Jade Emperor, that is not something to say. How could it possibly be me?"

"Then tell me, why did the Queen Mother summon you to Yaochi? The key is that she didn't even call me," the Jade Emperor said sourly.

In truth, the Jade Emperor was just guessing blindly; he didn't suspect Xuanzang at all. Xuanzang was a monk, so it was impossible.

"Ahem, we just talked about some things. Much like what you asked, Jade Emperor," Xuanzang said.

The Jade Emperor nodded; he guessed it was just that. Otherwise, why would he have called Xuanzang over?

"Come, drink!"

The Jade Emperor was in high spirits at this moment, drinking three cups in a row, full of drunken air and emotional agitation.

Xuanzang, however, felt like he was sitting on pins and needles. If his affair with the Queen Mother were ever exposed, he could imagine the Jade Emperor's expression.

No, he had to improve his strength quickly.

Although he was currently at the mid-stage of the Great Luo Golden Immortal realm and close to the late stage, it was still not enough.

He had to enter the realm of the Primordial Wuji Great Luo Golden Immortal as soon as possible; only then would he be secure.

Even if the Jade Emperor found out, he wouldn't be able to beat him.

Chat Group.

Ye Fan Zhen Bu Hei: "Brother Xuan's life really makes me envious. Now you've even become sworn brothers with the Jade Emperor."

Xuanzang had also used the Chat Group to livestream the local events that happened earlier.

Exploding Heavens Faction Leader: "That's right, Brother Xuan. Why don't you put in a good word for me so I can also be ranked among the immortals?"

Demon Queen: "Tsk tsk. Dream on!"

Kyushu's Number One Golden Core: "So this is the Jade Emperor; he looks like a romantic too. Xuanzang, do you have a thing with the Queen Mother?"

Journey to the West Scripture Seeker: "Why ask that?"

Xuanzang's heart skipped a beat. Was Wang Wu's intuition too sharp?

He had to know that when he went to Yaochi, he hadn't been livestreaming.

Kyushu's Number One Golden Core: "You are the most handsome man in the Three Realms. Which woman wouldn't be moved when looking at you?"

Demon Queen: "Superficial."

Journey to the West Scripture Seeker: "Ahem, that's just what others say; it doesn't count."

Na Du Tong Backbone Feng Baobao: "You're being humble, Big Brother Xuanzang."

Spirit Hall Pope: "That's right, Brother Xuanzang."

Yin-Yang School's First Extraordinary Woman: "In terms of looks, Holy Monk Xuanzang is indeed very high."

Exploding Heavens Faction Leader: "I, Xu Que, am not bad either!"

Immortal King Anlan: "I am not bad either, the most handsome man in the Foreign Realm."

Love Drinking and Eating Milk: "Wahahaha, Old Sixth An does have some looks. I'm looking forward to what a female Anlan would look like, hehe."

Immortal King Anlan: "..., what the hell, female Anlan."

Ye Fan Zhen Bu Hei: "An Lao Liu, have you forgotten? In a certain parallel universe, your clone is a woman. Hehe, I'm also looking forward to it."

Kyushu's Number One Golden Core: "Xiao Shi has finally grown up."

Yin-Yang School's First Extraordinary Woman: "Ahem."

Yunlan Sect Sect Master: "Hehe."

Immortal King Anlan: "Absurd. Xiao Shi, you don't remember anything else, but you remember this clearly."

Zui Ai He Shounai: "Just interested, that's all."

Baiyue Jiaozhu: "Since Immortal King Anlan might be a woman in other planes, is it possible that in other planes, Little Friend Ye Fan and Little Friend Shi could also be women? After all, that would be scientific, wouldn't it?"

Immortal King Anlan: "Then I'm excited too."

Diviner: "Ahem, can you all be a bit more normal?"

Ye Fan Zhen Bu Hei: "Damn, this is playing way too perversely."

I Am Not Sai Tuzi: "A real man must forge ahead courageously."

Thanos of Titan: "I am an alien."

Playboy: "Aliens play even more perversely."

Axe Gang Leader: "In one word, Absolute!"

Hua Xiaogu: "No matter what, Master is always the best in my heart."

Number One Golden Core of the Nine Provinces: "Indeed, you only have eyes for Xuanzang, sigh."

Hua Xiaogu: "What nonsense are you spouting? Master is the person I respect most; our relationship is pure."

Demon Queen: "I hope you mean what you say, Xiao Gu."

Axe Gang Leader: "Anyway, I don't believe it."

Spring and Autumn Sword Deity: "Young people sure know how to play."

Wudang Old Immortal: "Indeed, poor old Taoist is a hundred years old and has never even held a girl's hand."

Spring and Autumn Sword Deity: "Old Zhang, then I have much better luck than you."

Wudang Old Immortal: "..., Old Li, are you showing off?"

Uchiha Dance King: "Tch..."

Demon King Who Never Suffers Defeat: "Madara's heart only ever has Hashirama; he doesn't care about your topic at all."

Uchiha Dance King: "Demon King, are you talking about me? Or do you want to dance?"

Demon King Who Never Suffers Defeat: "Heh heh..., Madara, you've grown ambitious."

Uchiha Dance King: "Hmph!"

Diviner: "Alright, the discussion on this topic ends here. Next, I, the Group Owner, have something to say."

Ye Fan Zhen Bu Hei: "Speak, Group Owner."

Exploding Heavens Faction Leader: "I am all ears."

Demon Queen: "What kind of trouble are you stirring up now?"

Spring and Autumn Sword Deity: "Eating melon!"

Diviner: "Actually, it's not my business, but you all remember my descendant, right?"

Number One Golden Core of the Nine Provinces: "Of course I remember, Yingying. It's been so long since I've seen her, I really want to pinch her cheeks."

Demon Queen: "Wang Wu, you are truly even more lecherous than me."

Number One Golden Core of the Nine Provinces: "Hehe."

Diviner: "Yingying has encountered trouble. If not handled well, the entire Earth Star will vanish, and billions of people will die."

Yan Shuangying explained the situation regarding the Golden Horned Monster and the Silver Horned Monster.

Ye Fan Zhen Bu Hei: "Sigh, Earth Star is truly disaster-ridden."

Exploding Heavens Faction Leader: "What is the approximate strength standard for a Star Level Monster? Let me use it as a reference."

Diviner: "It's hard to have a standard; every world's system is different. A mature Golden Horned Monster can swallow a planet in one bite, its speed approaches the speed of light, and its shell is Jingang-indestructible."

Now, in its juvenile stage, it can probably completely destroy a planet in about three days."

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