Chapter 565: The Hardest Assassin
"Ji Dabao?"
Wu Liuqi looked at the fat chicken behind him and scratched his head.
Had he been cuckolded?
"Ah Qi, you kid, not going to sell beef offal to earn extra money, but hiding here playing with scissors—it's really a waste of time.
At this rate, when will you ever save up a million to take you to Si Te Guo for surgery to recover your memory?" Ji Dabao said, hating that he couldn't turn him into steel.
Hearing this, Wu Liuqi said calmly:
"Dabao, I don't want to recover my past memories anymore. Past memories aren't necessarily good. I think it's fine as it is now, having people and things I like."
Ji Dabao looked at Wu Liuqi in disbelief, then said: "Has your brain snapped, kid? Didn't you want to know what kind of person you were in the past before?"
"I suddenly don't want to anymore," Wu Liuqi said.
"Damn."
Ji Dabao was so angry he jumped up and slapped Wu Liuqi across the face, then took out a cigar, clamped it in his mouth, and said:
"Suit yourself, but even if you don't go for the surgery, this million still has to be earned.
To save you before, I owed that miracle doctor a lot of money, so don't even think about washing your hands of this; the assassin business must continue."
"I never said I wouldn't be an assassin. Haircutting is my hobby, being an assassin is my profession," Wu Liuqi said.
"As long as you know that. Now, I have another assassination mission here, bounty of one hundred," Ji Dabao said.
"Who are we assassinating?" Wu Liuqi asked.
"A rich man. This rich man is cheating on his wife with a mistress and going out to sea to throw a party. You tell me, shouldn't a person like that be killed?" Ji Dabao said.
"Forsaking his wife for lust, he should be killed," Wu Liuqi nodded seriously, but then asked one more thing:
"Ji Dabao, why is the bounty for this mission only one hundred? You said he's a rich merchant; it should at least start at two-fifty."
"..." Ji Dabao.
"Why is the bounty so low? Do you have no clue, you punk? With all those previous assassination missions, you failed every single one. Our reputation is at the bottom of the entire industry.
If you don't want to starve, you have to lower the bounty. Who would be willing to give us missions? When it comes down to it, it's because you're a loser.
So, this time, you must complete the mission beautifully for me."
Ji Dabao jumped onto Wu Liuqi's head and roared.
This left Wu Liuqi deafened and stunned.
"Alright."
Wu Liuqi nodded.
Not long after, on the sea at the edge of Chicken Island, there was a private recreation center.
Wu Liuqi followed the rich man here and saw from afar the rich man holding a flirtatious woman, laughing and talking.
As a professional assassin, the strike must be fast, accurate, and ruthless, plus devoid of emotion.
So Wu Liuqi prepared to use a pair of scissors to finish off this rich man, but beside the rich man was a young man with a crew cut wearing a Zhongshan suit, a pentagonal-faced youth.
"Good thing I've read the Script; this crew-cut guy is the true man with the Jingang Indestructible Virgin Body, the hardest one in the whole script."
"A bit troublesome. If we fight, it might not look good," Wu Liuqi began to ponder how to bypass He Dachun, the crew-cut guy.
But no matter how he thought about it, there was no good way. With He Dachun's level of professionalism, it was impossible to let him get close to the rich man.
"Ding, triggered Private Task: Duel with He Dachun and prove that you are the hardest person on Chicken Island. Task complete: gain 2,000 points. Live-streaming the entire duel adds 1,000 extra points."
At this moment, the sound of the Chat Group came to Wu Liuqi's ears.
"???" Wu Liuqi was full of question marks.
The hardest person on Chicken Island, does that need proving?
Of course it's He Dachun, could it be him?
"Chat Group, this task of yours has some major issues. Isn't this asking me to go to my death!" Wu Liuqi complained.
"Group members can choose to refuse the task, but there will be no point reward," the chat said.
"Refuse my foot. Don't I have a reputation to maintain? Besides, times are different now; I, the assassin Wu Liuqi, also want to be the hardest person on Chicken Island," Wu Liuqi said.
"By the way, what does opening a live stream mean?"
Wu Liuqi asked again, preparing to face the man head-on.
"All other group members can see what is happening in your world at this very moment," the chat said.
"Damn, that's not very good," Wu Liuqi's face turned slightly red, as if he had thought of something.
But this time, the Chat Group did not respond again.
"Relying on the Tenacity and Courage talents of the tough guy Gailun, I don't believe I can't block this little Jingang Indestructible Virgin Body."
"Activate live stream function!"
"Ding, group member 'Chicken Island's Number One Hair Stylist' has started a live stream."
"Ding, Demon Queen has joined the live broadcast room!"
"Ding, Kyushu's Number One Golden Core has joined the live broadcast room!"
"Ding, Peach Blossom Island's Little Fairy has joined the live broadcast room!"
"Ding, Exploding Heavens Faction Leader has joined the live broadcast room!"
"Ding, Fire Fist Ace has joined the live broadcast room!"
"Ding, Sword of Renjian has joined the live broadcast room!"
Chat Group.
Chicken Island's Number One Hair Stylist: "Eh, has everyone entered? Can you see me?"
Wu Liuqi, using the live stream function for the first time, was a bit shy.
Demon Queen: "Damn, newbie Wu Liuqi, what kind of plane are you flying?"
Leader of the Exploding Heavens Faction: "Ah Qi, your art style is a bit outrageous."
Ye Fan Zhen Bu Hei: "Ahem, it's an otherworldly world anyway, so let the art style be outrageous."
Number One Golden Core in the Nine Provinces: "Eating melon!"
Na Du Tong Backbone Feng Baobao: "Eating melon!"
Number One Hair Stylist of Chicken Island: "Actually, I just took on a Private Task."
Wu Liuqi briefly explained his situation.
But it immediately caused a huge uproar.
Demon Queen: "Damn, an extra thousand points for a live stream? This is cheating. Why didn't I get this treatment back then?"
Number One Golden Core in the Nine Provinces: "It really is outrageous, Chat Group. You are discriminating against old members; why didn't we get point rewards when we live-streamed?"
Ye Fan Zhen Bu Hei: "Black curtain, absolutely a black curtain."
Han Paopao of the Seven Profound Sect: "Everyone, stop talking. Don't you understand yet? The final right of interpretation belongs to the Chat Group."
Diviner: "Han Li, you understand the Chat Group."
I Am Bai Xiaochun: "Sigh, the wool comes from the sheep. To think that I, Bai Xiaochun, would one day become the wool."
Number One Hair Stylist of Chicken Island: "Damn, could it be that I am the Chosen One?"
Playboy: "The Chosen One usually dies halfway through."
Number One Hair Stylist of Chicken Island: "!
!"
Outside, bodyguard He Dachun walked silently in front of Wu Liuqi, brought his large pentagonal face close, and said:
"Who are you, and what are you doing here?"
Wu Liuqi was squatting in the bushes and was startled to see He Dachun appear suddenly, but on the surface, he still said:
"Flat-top, can't you see? I'm taking a dump."
"That is impossible. Why wouldn't you take off your pants to take a dump? Are you an assassin?" He Dachun said seriously.
"I've been exposed just like that. Since that's the case, I won't pretend anymore."
Wu Liuqi stood up and shouted:
"That's right, I am a professional assassin, ranked 12,961st on the Assassin Ranking List. Are you scared yet?"
End of Chapter
