Chapter 650: The Group Owner Cries, Green Tea Bajie

"Chat Group, I suspect you are playing me? How is it that after every crisis, a new one appears?"

Yan Shuangying couldn't help but complain to the Chat Group, feeling that the Chat Group was doing this on purpose, just because it couldn't stand to see her lying flat and rotting away.

"Group Owner, please adjust your mindset. Even without the existence of the Chat Group, these crises would still occur.

This is the future trajectory of this world; it has only arrived earlier or later because of the Group Owner's participation," the Chat replied.

"..., then you might as well just tell me the Script, so I can prepare in advance," Yan Shuangying said.

"To obtain the Script, please pay 100,000 points," the Chat replied.

"Damn, why don't you go rob someone," Yan Shuangying said irritably.

100,000 points—even if she sold herself, she wouldn't have that much.

As the Group Owner, her current points were only around ten thousand, and that was accumulated after experiencing multiple crises.

"Then just tell me the arrival time of the Heilong Empire's Star Pirates, that should be fine," Yan Shuangying said.

The Chat Group was silent for a moment, then replied:

"The Star Pirates' arrival time is approximately eighty-nine days from now."

"That means eighty-nine days from now, if I raise my strength to Star Level, I can deal with the Star Pirates," Yan Shuangying said.

"..., Group Owner, the average strength of the Star Pirates is Star Level. There are Star Level 1 and 2, as well as Star Level 4, 5, 6, and even Star Level 9. Moreover, they are not one person, but a group of people. Do you think one person can deal with them?" the Chat replied.

Hearing this, Yan Shuangying's entire complexion turned ugly.

"Chat Group, since you've said that, then tell me the method. Besides calling for people in the group," Yan Shuangying asked.

If she went to the group to call for people, then dealing with these Star Pirates would naturally be a trivial matter.

But she was unwilling, and Yan Shuangying always felt that her identity had already been exposed.

Morgana, Wang Wu, and Han Paopao—those Diliu—always looked at her with strange eyes, but she had no evidence.

And Xuanzang is a Great Luo Golden Immortal; in front of a Great Luo Golden Immortal, all secrets are transparent.

Although there is the Chat Group to help prevent prying, she doesn't know to what extent it actually prevents it.

"Pay 1,000 points to obtain a method to break the deadlock," the Chat replied.

"Profiteer, you want points for this too? We are one entity; what good does it do you if I die?"

Yan Shuangying complained, but she still obediently handed over the points.

"If the host dies, this Chat Group can re-bind to a new host, so please cherish your life, host, and develop steadily," the Chat replied.

"Stop talking nonsense and tell me the method. If it doesn't work, give my points back," Yan Shuangying said irritably.

"There are three methods to break the deadlock, divided into superior, middle, and inferior. First, the inferior method is for the host to leave Earth Star directly; Star Level already possesses the ability to survive in the starry sky. The middle method is a desperate fight, engaging in a great battle with the Star Pirates, with a high probability of being killed. The superior method is also to leave Earth, take a starship to the Heilong Empire before the eighty-nine days arrive, and then buy Earth Star at the Heilong Empire's planetary civilization office and register as the owner of that civilization. Under the Heilong Empire, there is a rule that civilizations cannot be plundered by war; the Star Pirates naturally would not dare to break the rules, otherwise, they would suffer a destructive blow from the Heilong Empire," the Chat replied.

After hearing the three methods, the inferior and middle ones were immediately discarded by Yan Shuangying; they were as good as not saying anything.

As for the superior plan, it sounded pretty good.

It's just, where is the Heilong Empire, and where does one take a starship?

The most critical thing is why she still has to buy Earth Star?

"Chat Group, why do I still have to buy Earth Star? Isn't it enough to just register it?" Yan Shuangying asked.

"In the eyes of humans, Earth belongs to humans. But looking at the entire universe, the location of Earth is on the edge of the Heilong Empire in the Yin He Xi, on a planet that hasn't been discovered and isn't registered. Perhaps the Heilong Empire didn't expect that in just a few thousand years, Earth would develop a Martial Artist technological civilization.

And in the universe, the direct way to obtain sovereignty over a planet is to buy it. Of course, if you are powerful, you can also duel with the strongest of that civilization and obtain it directly by force," the Chat replied.

Yan Shuangying understood now; because Earth Star was not on record, it belonged to an unclaimed planet.

But now that traces of civilization had been discovered by Star Pirates, it had gained value. It's just that Earthlings cannot protect Earth and cannot resist external interstellar invaders, so they can only seek the protection of the Heilong Empire.

"Headache!"

Yan Shuangying rolled back and forth on the bed, feeling that the future was full of Darkness. How could this damn world have so many crises? Could she just be allowed to lie flat?

If she didn't know about these things, it would be one thing, but now that she knew in advance, her mindset was completely different.

"Forget it, open a Blind Box. Chat Group, give me a five-draw."

Yan Shuangying decided to try her luck. What if she opened a Blind Box and got a heaven-defying Pill, ate it, and ascended on the spot, becoming invincible? It wasn't impossible.

Moreover, she had just snatched a 2,000-point red envelope from Xuanzang not long ago, plus the tens of thousands of points she had accumulated, so she was quite wealthy now.

"Ding, Group Owner privilege triggered. Detected that the Group Owner purchased five Blind Boxes at once; an extra Blind Box is gifted," the Chat Group's voice came.

Hearing this, Yan Shuangying was overjoyed, thinking that the Chat Group had finally done something human.

Before, it hadn't done a single thing related to humans.

"Ding, Blind Box opened successfully, obtained Black Silk Stockings x3."

"Ding, Blind Box opened successfully, obtained one strange tiger whip."

"Ding, Blind Box opened successfully, obtained one set of 'Five Years of College Entrance Exams, Three Years of Simulation'."

"Ding, Blind Box opened successfully, obtained 'Three Hundred Tang Poems'."

"Ding, Blind Box opened successfully, obtained one box of 'Stinky Enough to Make Your Scalp Numb' brand snail noodles."

"Ding, Blind Box opened successfully, obtained one ton of Happy Water."

"Ah!"

"Pfft!"

"Thief, you've ruined me!"

Yan Shuangying exploded on the spot. What kind of monsters and ghosts were these?

Black Silk Stockings, snail noodles? 'Five Years of College Entrance Exams, Three Years of Simulation' even came out?

What else is there that the Chat Group wouldn't do? It really doesn't do a single thing related to humans.

"Thanks for opening the box, keep up the good work," the Chat replied.

Yan Shuangying's eyes were spitting fire, and she said angrily:

"This Group Owner has nothing left to lose. Can it get any worse than this if I draw again?"

"Must be a ten-draw, Chat Group, I want to open ten!"

"Anti-addiction notice: Group Owner, please open boxes rationally and consume rationally," the Chat Group reminded.

"Get lost, this Group Owner doesn't believe I can't pull out a good treasure."

Yan Shuangying said loudly, her eyes turning red.

"Ding, Blind Box opened successfully, obtained White Silk Stockings x3."

"Ding, Blind Box opened successfully, obtained White Silk Stockings x2."

After opening seven Blind Boxes in a row, it was either Black Silk Stockings or White Silk Stockings, either Happy Water or sparkling water, and there were even fairy-edition sanitary pads; seeing these Blind Box rewards.

A tear of unwillingness dripped from the corner of Yan Shuangying's eye.

She regretted it; she shouldn't have gambled on her luck, and even less should she have thought that things would turn for the better after reaching the extreme.

Dark, too dark.

It was simply inhumane!

Because this was a rage-pull of ten Blind Boxes, two extra were gifted, so there were still five Blind Boxes left unopened.

"Continue opening."

Yan Shuangying said weakly, there was grit in her eyes, her gaze was dull, and she only felt that Renjian was not worth it.

"Ding, Blind Box opened successfully, obtained Immortal Bean x100."

"Ding, Blind Box opened successfully, obtained Star Pirate spaceship, Heilong x10puls."

"Ding, Blind Box opened successfully, obtained Ganwu Nation Black Gold Card."

"Ding, Blind Box opened successfully, obtained Universe Level Experience Card x3!"

"Ding, Blind Box opened successfully, obtained Domain Lord Level Experience Card x1."

"??"

Yan Shuangying was stunned, and she even rubbed her eyes; was she having auditory hallucinations?

Afterwards, she looked carefully at the space; these rewards were safely situated within, emitting a brilliant light that was hard to look at directly.

The Immortal Bean goes without saying; it is a divine object that directly restores one's state.

The Heilong x10puls, a starship from the Heilong Empire that went out of print tens of thousands of years ago; although ancient, it is of immense value and holds very high collection significance. Even so, the technology within it beats all the spaceships on Earth today.

The ship itself is made of Wuyi Pure Metal, and the entire ship weighs about 2 million tons.

Wuyi Pure Metal belongs to C5-level metal, and each ton of Wuyi metal is worth 3,000 Heilong Coin.

The Wuyi Pure Metal material alone is worth 6 billion Heilong Coin.

Although Yan Shuangying doesn't recognize this data, she knows that this ship is very expensive and is also an important tool for her to reach the Heilong Empire.

The Ganwu Nation Black Gold Card; just hearing the name, one knows it can only be possessed by a tycoon, and its origin is even greater.

It is said to be an exclusive gold card issued by the Ganwu Nation Universe Bank of a high-level civilization in the universe, and the credit limit alone is one billion.

This one billion is not one billion of the Heilong Empire; it wouldn't even be enough to buy a single spaceship.

According to the cosmic civilization hierarchy, the Heilong Empire is only a medium-level civilization, while the Ganwu Nation is a high-level civilization, and the Heilong Empire is even a vassal civilization of the Ganwu Nation; the currency exchange rate between them is one to one thousand.

That is to say, the value of this Ganwu Nation Black Gold Card with a one-billion limit in the Heilong Empire is one thousand times ten, which is ten thousand—a full one trillion Heilong Coin.

Seeing this, Yan Shuangying's breathing stalled; placed in the universe, she could definitely count as a super rich woman.

Only she doesn't know that in the universe, a Ganwu Nation Black Gold Card doesn't represent a credit limit, but status; the entire Ganwu Nation has only issued fifty of them, and every one of them is a Domain Lord level existence.

A Domain Lord is the master of a vast star system, controlling the lives of billions of planets under their command.

"Universe Level, Domain Lord Level Experience Card."

"With these two, I won't be afraid even if Star Pirates come."

While excited, Yan Shuangying looked at the two rewards behind, and her confidence suddenly grew quite a bit.

Unfortunately, they are experience cards after all, not strength that truly belongs to her.

"Currently, the most important thing is to resolve Earth's crisis."

Thinking of this, Yan Shuangying prepared to break through to the Star Level realm, and then go to the Heilong Empire to purchase the ownership of Earth Star.

Her current strength at the ninth rank of Planetary Level is just a small transparent in the universe; only at the Star Level can she have a bit of self-preservation power.

Because she used a Star Level Experience Card during her previous battle with the Golden Horned Beast, she has a deep understanding of the Star Level at this moment, and there is no bottleneck; she is only missing an opportunity.

Journey to the West World, Pingding Mountain, Lotus Cave.

"Chicken soup is here!"

"Chicken soup is here!"

"Holy Monk, this is our Pingding Mountain's specialty, Green Flower Chicken; the little demons specifically caught it to stew soup for you."

The two brothers Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao smiled obsequiously, looking high-spirited, swallowing their saliva; it seems they were also very greedy for this Green Flower Chicken.

"Bold, nonsense. Master is a monk, how can he drink this chicken soup. Forget it, seeing your good intentions, old Zhu will bear this sin for Master."

After speaking, Bajie was about to step forward and slurp some.

"Go!"

Sun Wukong kicked him directly, Bajie fell into a mess, and he said with a sense of 'iron not becoming steel':

"You idiot, have you no shame? Master hasn't spoken yet."

"But Master is a monk, wouldn't this be breaking the precepts?" Bajie said unhappily.

"Wukong, your master suddenly wants to eat cold-dressed pig head and braised pig trotters," Xuanzang said with a compassionate expression.

"Hehe, Master. Old Sun understands!"

Sun Wukong chuckled, pulled out a strand of hair, and transformed it into a large cleaver.

That great broadsword had a formidable edge, radiating a bone-chilling cold.

Seeing this, Zhu Bajie hurriedly slipped in front of Xuanzang and said with a mournful face:

"Don't, Master. Old Zhu here was just joking. Besides, how could a pig's head taste as good as a monkey's head?

I, your disciple, only have one head; if it's chopped off, it's gone. Eldest Senior Brother has the Seventy-Two Transformations, so he has seventy-two heads; it wouldn't matter if he lost two."

"..., you dead pig, I, Old Sun, will finish you off."

Sun Wukong was murderous; this idiot really had a silver tongue.

Xuanzang pondered for a moment and said: "Wukong, why don't you make do and let me chop off two to make your master happy."

"Master, look at whether what you're saying is human talk." Sun Wukong wore a look of grievance.

"Bold, you dead monkey, are you teaching Master how to do things?" Zhu Bajie excitedly raised his index finger.

Sun Wukong gritted his teeth, but his gaze shifted, and suddenly thinking of something, he said:

"Master, we are a group, our bond is stronger than gold, so we shouldn't favor one over the other. If it makes Master happy, what are two heads? However, a disciple must share the favor equally; Master, do you want to slice off two catties of Dragon flesh to go with your wine?"

Xiaobailong, who was earnestly lifting weights on the side, suddenly stumbled, had his toe crushed by a million-ton stone, and hopped over to Sun Wukong, saying:

"Eldest Senior Brother, first of all, I haven't provoked any of you."

"But if Master wants it, this disciple will give it."

"However, as the saying goes, Dragon flesh in the sky, donkey meat on the ground; fish and bear paws cannot be had together, which shows that bear paws are comparable to Dragon flesh."

"Junior Brother Heixiong, why don't you also contribute yourself?"

"???"

Sipping Happy Water and licking honey, Heixiong heard this, rolled his Byakugan, and fainted straight away.

"Why did Heixiong faint?" Xiaobailong scratched his head.

Xuanzang said: "Drinking Happy Water and eating honey every day makes the sugar content in the blood too high. Given how large Heixiong disciple's physique is, I imagine his blood pressure has risen."

"Although I, Old Zhu, have a lot of fat, my physical constitution is still quite tough," Bajie said proudly.

"So, disciples, who among you will go first?" Xuanzang said.

"The dead monkey first!"

"The dead pig first!"

"The Hegemon Dragon first!"

"Why not slice the bear paw first!"

"Seconded, seconded."

Jin Jiao, Yin Jiao, and a group of minor demons looked at the Scripture Seeking Group in disbelief.

This group of demons and monsters must be at least a little mentally ill.

Thanks to Renjiediling Arkham for the tip, muah, ah muah muah muah.