Chapter 95: All Female Group Members Fire at the Heavenly Emperor, Li Bai Cries

"Ding, the Journey to the West Scripture Seeker has opened a Live Broadcast Room!"

Ding, the Demon King who never suffers a loss has joined the Chat Group!

Ding, Ye Fan Zhen Bu Hei has joined the Chat Group!

Ding, the Pope of Spirit Hall has joined the Chat Group!

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In an instant, numerous group members joined the Chat Group one after another.

Demon Queen: "Damn, Xuanzang, why did you start a live broadcast? I'm in the middle of taking a bath!"

Morgana complained; it was rare that she wanted to take a bath with Kaisha to build some rapport.

After all, they had been enemies for ten thousand years; now that they had finally made peace, she had to seize the opportunity.

Because of Kaisha and the fact that Xuanzang had joined the Chat Group, the current Morgana was not aggressively expanding the Demon Legion.

At most, she had gone to the little Sakura place to find a few hosts and resurrect some of her former capable subordinates.

With the existence of the Chat Group, why bother conquering Earth? Just head straight for the Multiverse.

Ye Fan Zhen Bu Hei: "Ahem, Queen Morgana, actually, we wouldn't mind if you opened a live broadcast too."

Diviner: "……"

The Number One Extraordinary Woman of the Yin-Yang School: "Heh, men!"

Playboy: "Brother Ye Fan, you are truly a show-off (lecher)."

Little Fairy of Peach Blossom Island: "Sister Morgana, beat him up!"

Yunlan Sect Master: "That's right, take advantage of the fact that this Ye Hei hasn't fully grown yet and teach him a harsh lesson."

Ye Fan Zhen Bu Hei: "No way, by the way, everyone look at Xuan Ge, don't focus all your firepower on me."

Bad Commander: "The scene in Holy Monk Xuanzang's live broadcast looks so familiar; this is the Imperial Palace!"

As an old monster who had lived for three hundred years, Yuan Tiangang was naturally very familiar with every brick and tile of the Great Tang.

Scripture Seeker: "Correct, I am currently in the Imperial Palace."

Xuanzang gave a concise and comprehensive account of the matter regarding the Evil Dragon.

Ye Fan Zhen Bu Hei: "Tsk tsk, this is the style of the prosperous Great Tang!"

Playboy: "This magnificent palace, this picturesque scenery, the towering city walls—this is still an Eastern kingdom! Nice! Our kingdoms in the same period were probably still barely covering their bodies!"

Tony still admired Eastern culture very much, especially after joining the Chat Group; as a foreigner other than the Old Demon King, he had to learn a little knowledge.

Demon Queen: "Relax, relax. It's alright, but not as good-looking as our Angel City of Meiluo Star. One day when I go back, I'll broadcast it for you all too."

Scripture Seeker: "Morgana, are you being so smug? It seems I'll have to find a time to spar with you in hand-to-hand combat."

Demon Queen: "No way! My upgraded Fourth Generation God Body can't beat you."

Ye Fan Zhen Bu Hei: "Queen, don't be a coward!"

Diviner: "Ye Hei, don't stir up trouble."

Pope of Spirit Hall: "Is this Holy Monk Xuanzang? He is truly good-looking!"

Bibi Dong could not help but say; although they were in different worlds separated by the live broadcast, she was attracted to him at a glance.

The Number One Extraordinary Woman of the Yin-Yang School: "Newcomer, be calm. We had the same thoughts as you at the beginning!"

Yunlan Sect Master: "Exactly, exactly."

Zui Ai He Shounai: "Brother Xuanzang looks so young and very heroic; I want to be like Brother Xuanzang in the future too."

Xiao Shi said without hesitation; he decided to develop along the path of Xuanzang.

That way, he should be able to carry quite a few fat girls back to the village.

Han Paopao of the Seven Profound Sect: "Holy Monk Xuanzang is ethereal and unfathomable; I, Han, admire you!"

Han Li was also a bit envious; his appearance was plain and unremarkable, and his skin was even a bit dark.

Seeing Xuanzang so transcendent, he naturally could not help but feel a bit inferior.

Fortunately, his mental fortitude was strong, and he encouraged himself.

Perhaps after his cultivation became higher in the future, he could reshape his appearance, and his skin would turn white too.

Bad Commander: "I wonder if I will be able to see the Taizong Emperor next!"

Yuan Tiangang was a bit excited; although they did not belong to the same world, he still respected Li Er very much.

A scholar dies for his confidant, and a woman adorns herself for the one who loves her!

For three hundred years, he had been secretly protecting the Li Tang bloodline, and Ye was the same.

Scripture Seeker: "It should be possible, but it won't be that soon."

While speaking, Eunuch Zhen had already led Xuanzang, Daolei, and Li Bai to the side hall.

This was the place used to entertain talented and extraordinary people, but currently, there were only the three of them.

Perhaps the previous batch of talented and extraordinary people had already passed away on the spot.

"Eunuch Zhen, does that Evil Dragon come every night?" Daolei asked.

Eunuch Zhen shook his head and sighed:

"There is no pattern; it might be every other day, or every two or three days! The timing of its appearance is always just right, always when His Majesty relaxes. Sigh!"

"Seven days have passed since the last time! In these seven days, His Majesty has not slept a single peaceful sleep."

"If this continues, I fear His Majesty's body will not be able to hold out."

"Seven days, I suppose it will be soon." Daolei's face revealed a thoughtful expression.

"The three of you, I will go report the situation to His Majesty first; you may rest and dine here," Zhen Youcai said.

"Mm." Xuanzang, Daolei, and Li Bai nodded.

Before long, the Imperial Kitchen came over and set out a table full of dazzling dinner dishes, as well as fine wine and delicacies.

As for why the etiquette was so thorough, it was entirely because the previous batches of warriors were scared to death on the spot by the evil Dragon.

So in a sense, in the eyes of these palace maids and eunuchs, these were just the last few dinners.

Li Bai had not yet realized the gravity of the situation; he picked up the imperial wine and drank it, laughing loudly:

"Hahaha, good wine!"

"In such a scene, I cannot help but want to recite a poem!"

"In life, one must enjoy oneself to the fullest; do not let the golden goblet face the moon empty!"

Li Bai was just about to open his mouth to express the heroic spirit in his heart.

But Xuanzang unexpectedly recited a line of poetry first, and Li Bai's expression instantly froze, as if he had a breath stuck in his throat that he could not release.

Daolei's eyes lit up, and he praised:

"Xuanzang Sheng Seng, what a good poem, what a good artistic conception!"

"Wine... aba... aba!"

Li Bai's head felt as if it had been struck by a hammer, making him feel as though he were living in a dream.

"?" Daolei looked at Li Bai strangely; wasn't Brother Li going to recite a poem?

"Bai had better just drink wine!" Li Bai sat down, feeling depressed and sensing something was wrong.

The group members watching this scene through the live stream were laughing hysterically!

Ye Fan Zhen Bu Hei: "Xuan Ge, you are a bit wicked!"

Demon Queen: "Although I don't understand why, everyone is laughing, so I, the Queen, will laugh too."

Bad Commander: "If I remember correctly, the poem Xuanzang Sheng Seng recited was written by Li Bai."

Demon Queen: "So that's it, damn, Xuanzang, you've picked all the bamboo shoots on the mountain."

Playboy: "Forgive me for laughing uncharitably."

Ye Fan Zhen Bu Hei: "Being in Great Tang, it's not too much for everyone to have a copy of Three Hundred Tang Poems, right!"

Spring and Autumn Sword Deity: "Looking at it this way, I'm afraid this Poet Immortal will have to live in the shadow of Xuanzang Sheng Seng forever."

Journey to the West Scripture Seeker: "No choice, I couldn't help it!"

Ye Fan Zhen Bu Hei: "Sigh, my poor Brother Bai! From now on, Li Bai, Brother Bai, can only practice the sword; Xuan Ge is enough for the Great Tang poetry scene."

Meanwhile, inside the main hall of the Imperial Palace's sleeping quarters!

Eunuch Zhen walked quickly to the desk in the innermost part, knelt down, and said loudly:

"Your Majesty, congratulations! Among the talented people who have come this time, there are talents from the Celestial Master Mansion and people from Buddhism. With them taking action, they will surely be able to drive away that evil Dragon."

As the words fell, on the Dragon throne by the table opposite Zhen Youcai, a middle-aged man with a withered aura and dark circles under his eyes slowly raised his head, his gaze filled with numbness toward the secular world.

This person was none other than the Great Tang Emperor, Li Er!

The Li Er before them was listless, with not a shred of an Emperor's temperament left; in front of him were soaked tonics like sea cucumber, goji berries, ginseng, and velvet antler.

And the culprit for everything was the Jing River Dragon King!