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Chapter 917: Wanting to Eat Hearing Da Mimi's Melon Is So Hard

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The media had originally thought that

as long as they blocked the intersection, Jiaxing and Hearing Da Mimi would have absolutely no way out and would be forced to get out of the car and switch to other vehicles,

and at that moment,

the media could swarm over, take all kinds of direct photos of Hearing Da Mimi, completely master the traffic code, and create huge profits and live-streaming effects for their own platforms,

but,

although the road ahead was now completely gridlocked,

Jiaxing's six cars still formed a neat line, showing not the slightest panic, moving slowly and steadily, step by step forward,

then,

the media who had been following the cars all at once were dumbfounded,

What's going on? With the traffic this bad, aren't you getting out?

Wasn't it agreed that the Wenfabu Society would be held at ten o'clock?

It's already almost nine o'clock now,

Hearing Da Mimi, are you really not in a hurry?

The road ahead is blocked,

if you want to pass, you can only transfer a few cars from the blocked side to pick you up,

then people walk out of the car to pass the blocked intersection, get back in the car, and continue,

this is such a simple and convenient transfer method,

why won't you move?!

Hearing Da Mimi?!

Jiaxing Media staff?!

Are you really just planning to block slowly like this and refuse to get out of the car no matter what?

Do you really want to miss the Wenfabu Society like this, missing your only chance to explain?!

We beg you, show some professional dedication as entertainers, stop acting like big shots, get out of the car and run, run!

If you can't arrange cars, just tell us, we can help, really!

Hurry up,

hurry up and get out of the car,

over a billion melon-eating masses across the country are waiting for you,

you wouldn't really stand them up like this, would you?!

Hearing Da Mimi, please, get out of the car quickly, you are our traffic code for today,

hurry up, don't wait in the car anymore, get out, get out!

A crowd of media personnel hoisted video cameras and still cameras, opened the sunroofs to expose their upper bodies, and aimed helplessly yet expectantly at Jiaxing's convoy,

however,

Jiaxing's convoy still lined up in an orderly fashion, moving slowly and steadily behind the car in front like a snail,

the media following behind sighed again and again, finally feeling helpless and disappointed, and could only call their respective headquarters to notify them,

"Hello, boss, we're stuck on the Ring Expressway, Jiaxing's convoy is still following the car slowly, Hearing Da Mimi hasn't gotten out of the car, the Wenfabu Society will definitely be delayed..."

"Brother Zhang, this is bad, damn it, Jiaxing's convoy is stuck on the expressway, we can't use drones for live streaming, Hearing Da Mimi won't get out to switch vehicles, we estimate we'll all have to waste time together, really speechless... Late? How much more than late? It'll be a miracle if we make it before twelve!"

"No, buddy, did I speak a bit too heavily? I meant for you to create some congestion, not actually cause a traffic jam! Holy crap, the Ring Expressway is completely blocked, who can stand this?! Jiaxing's convoy is moving at turtle speed, we can't interfere, and Hearing Da Mimi still won't get out of the car, hurry up, find a way to clear it for me? What? You didn't block it? A real car accident happened?!"

"Sigh, to be honest, Hearing Da Mimi is truly strong when it comes to building anticipation; she really understands human nature! Sister Zhao, none of us media people have the smarts that Hearing Da Mimi has; first release short videos to attract massive public attention, then hold a serious and solemn Wenfabu Society, and the result? Before the Wenfabu Society even starts, a car accident causes a traffic jam on the Ring Expressway, heh!"

"Moreover, Hearing Da Mimi isn't worried at all about being accused by the audience because, you see, all of us media people are also locked up on the Ring Expressway, and we have to issue press releases ASAP to explain for Hearing Da Mimi that she didn't intentionally stand everyone up or arrive late; it's because we were all stuck on the expressway, damn it, tell me what kind of situation this is..."

The media people complained bitterly,

on one hand complaining about Jiaxing and Hearing Da Mimi being too calm,

on the other hand having to immediately issue press releases across all platforms to explain for Hearing Da Mimi that she didn't stand everyone up, but was only stuck on the Ring Expressway due to the highway traffic jam,

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