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Chapter 425: The Spider Transformed and Sent Tao Ran Off

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"You ran into a real person?" Lin Dong's pupils dilated.

"Not a real person, that building has a lot of people living in it." Jiang Nian corrected, "And, basically all of them are Gao Si's."

"Fair enough." Lin Dong nodded.

"No wait, did you leave contact info or not?" Yang Qiming couldn't help asking, "

?"

Jiang Nian tilted his head, "Ran too fast, forgot."

"The upperclassman's shy too?" Yang Qiming heard that and got even more excited, "I just like the shy type—" "Not her, me." Jiang Nian shattered his cousin Qiming's fantasy, "She was about to make a move, luckily I ran fast."

Huang Cailang squeezed over and chimed in.

"Brother Yang, Brother Yang, the lively type works too!"

"?

"That won't do, speaking from my experience." Yang Qiming shook his head, "Lively people are lively with everyone, easy to....."

Halfway through, he got stuck.

The people around immediately burst out laughing, but without much malice. Outside the building raindrops drifted down, the damp corridor's atmosphere was cheerful.

Jiang Nian walked into the classroom and saw a set of test papers he hadn't seen before on Li Qingrong's desk, without any ceremony he picked them up and had a look.

"Past Years' Chemistry Real Exam Questions — Major Question Section (with answers)."

The wild zone really does have good stuff.

"What's that in your hand?" Yang Qiming walked in, stood by Li Hua's seat, "Newly bought test papers?"

Recently he'd been on the same team playing soccer with Jiang Nian and also had group meals, and after a while they could be considered familiar, chatting a few words when there was nothing else.

He felt that compared to the moody first-generation biology class representative Qian Wenyu, Jiang Nian was much more easygoing, and wouldn't suddenly turn hostile for no reason.

Unlike Qian Wenyu that guy, who relied on good grades and a rich family. Happy and he'd joke around, unhappy and he'd pull a long face like a giant baby.

"The class monitor's."

"Damn, you really are......" Yang Qiming was about to leave, but couldn't help sitting back down to ask, "Jiang Nian, do you know that person?"

"Who?"

"Lü Xuan."

"Hmm?" Jiang Nian was blank for several seconds before remembering Lü Xuan was Pleasant Goat, "I guess I know her, what's up?"

Yang Qiming was a bit coy, but glanced at the papers in Jiang Nian's hand. He was still holding the class monitor's test papers, and his heart couldn't help settling a little.

"It's nothing, just saw you the day before yesterday giving her a post a like."

"Just a casual thing."

"Right......" Yang Qiming was about to leave, but still a bit uneasy, turned back and asked softly, "You and her.....

"Friends."

"Oh oh, alright then." A great weight lifted from Yang Qiming's heart, he got up and left.

Jiang Nian instead turned his head to look at him a few times, thinking to himself how this perfectly fine person

could have fallen for Pleasant Goat, and couldn't help shaking his head in pity.

Humans and goats walk different paths, tsk tsk.

A contrast girl like Pleasant Goat's type, her personality's also abstract. She said with her own mouth she has no thoughts of romance, just wants to get some sweet moments secondhand.

Maybe after getting into college, she'll change from a goat into a girl.

Forget it, no point thinking about it so much.

First do a few major questions to relax and clear my head.

After a while, Li Qingrong returned to the classroom.

She glanced at the someone holding her test papers, and said nothing. Until the bell was about to ring, Jiang Nian returned the papers.

"Gifted to you."

"No need, the set I have on hand isn't finished yet." Jiang Nian refused, adding, "The provincial joint exam is coming up,

bite off more than you can chew."

"Mm."

Li Qingrong nodded, took the papers back but didn't immediately put them down. Instead, after he turned around, she gently flipped open the papers.

A morning of classes passed, after school.

Jiang Nian was about to go eat, but as he got up he couldn't help glancing at the class monitor...... the test papers on her desk, his heart itching a little.

His problem-solving compulsion had kicked in.

Li Qingrong looked up at him, asked curiously.

"Don't want them?"

"No, can't finish them, too much of a waste of time." Jiang Nian left reluctantly, thinking to himself he'd borrow them from the class monitor next month.

Test papers, wait for me!

Li Qingrong tilted her head, not quite understanding Jiang Nian's ascetic display. And, why a boy would be ascetic over a set of test papers.

Weird and strange.

In a flash, before the lunch break.

Chen Yunyun sat in the seat in front of Jiang Nian, her body slumped over the desk. Head lowered looking at the test papers, her hair also scattered onto the desk.

"This question's a bit hard.:

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Jiang Nian hummed, lowered his head to look at the question. His right hand unconsciously twirled a pen, his left hand wasn't idle either, casually twirling her hair.

"Indeed a bit..... hard."

"Don't grab my hair." Chen Yunyun gave up—this guy loved grabbing hair. "If you keep grabbing, you're going to split the ends."

"I'll give you a bottle of essential oil."

"What oil?" Chen Yunyun was baffled for a long moment, then after she caught on, she could barely hold it together. "Hair care essential oil, right?"

"Yeah, what did you think it was?" Jiang Nian retorted.

Chen Yunyun: ".

"Jiang Nian, look!" Wang Yuhe ran over, holding a mineral water bottle in her hand. "I caught a spider."

The afternoon break bell hadn't rung yet.

Hearing the commotion, several people in the classroom playing on their phones all looked up at Wang Yuhe at once.

"Holy shit?"

"A real spider? Why is it so round?"

"Thumb-thick, good enough to soak in wine." Jiang Nian praised in amazement, let go of Chen Yunyun's hair, and began admiring the spider.

Hair could be played with anytime, but a spider this big wasn't common.

"Where'd you catch it?" he asked.

"Hehe, inside the dorm." Wang Yuhe puffed out her chest, proudly saying, "Good thing I brought a bottle of water, I caught it."

"Awesome awesome awesome." Jiang Nian couldn't put it down, wondering how to scare Li Hua. "Lend this to me to play with, I'll return it this afternoon—" "Huh?" Wang Yuhe hesitated.

"No need to return it, just deal with it however you want." Chen Yunyun's goosebumps were nearly standing on end, and she dragged Wang Yuhe away.

Watching them about to leave the classroom, one could faintly hear the two girls murmuring.

"Did you wash your hands—" "Didn't use hands."

Afternoon.

The moment Li Hua stepped into the classroom, he found everyone in his group already there. Thinking of his grades again, he couldn't help but sigh.

A tiger fallen on the plain is bullied by dogs!

If only his English could exceed one hundred and twenty, surely the sky could no longer cover his eyes! The earth could no longer bury his heart!

Jiang Nian, you dog-thief, prepare to die!

He sat down, heroic feelings surging in his heart, and reached into his drawer for his water bottle. A glance from the corner of his eye startled him badly.

He saw Jiang Nian lying on the desk, exposing one eye to peek at him.

"Your mom! Why so creepy?"

"Nothing, just looking at you." Jiang Nian revealed a kindly-father smile. "Child, you've gotten thinner, and your hair is graying too."

"Eat shit!" Li Hua couldn't be bothered with Jiang the dog.

Crazy as a snake spirit, brain full of bubbles.

Swoosh, he suddenly yanked out the mineral water bottle. It felt unexpectedly light, and he froze for a moment, then took another look.

"Ah!!!"

Li Hua let out a piercing shriek, instantly losing his mind.

"Hahaha!!" Jiang Nian's heartless laughter drew the gazes of those around, and then the laughter began to spread.

Zhang Ningzhi was afraid of spiders and kept her distance.

Ma Guojun walked up and played with the water bottle. After all, it was separated by plastic, so he wasn't too grossed out, and soon grew fond of the creature.

"What do you think spiders eat?"

"Eat shit!" Li Hua came back to his senses, once again looking composed. "Throw it away, you really want to keep it?"

"Don't throw it away, what if it transforms and we can give it to Tao Ran." Jiang Nian interjected. "A spider spirit—even Elder Tang likes those."

"That tattooed Elder Tang?"

"What the hell are you watching?"

"Treasure Hunter Star."

"Oh oh, Zhu Bajie's voice is pretty nice." Li Hua awkwardly scratched his head. "Couldn't help it, made a mistake."

Jiang Nian: "?"

Ma Guojun: "?"

I need a word more outrageous than 'defying heaven' to pin on Li Hua.

Huang Fang, sitting in the front row, had been doing problems. During a break she looked up, heard Li Hua's words, and her expression gradually turned to horror.

Really wish people weren't born with ears.

Biology, biology, physics—Saturday afternoon classes were exceptionally boring.

The only excited one was Yu Zhiyi, the new study representative for the general course, who livened up two periods, actively interacting with Ye Yanqing in class.

In contrast, Qian Wenyu, a former study representative, was doing math during class.

Ye Yanqing caught him once, but didn't punish him.

"Next time you write assignments for other subjects, write them outside of class. If I catch you again, I'll confiscate them.

"

A stern warning, but Qian Wenyu paid it no heed.

He continued doing as he pleased, to the point even Ye Yanqing couldn't understand it. But the situation was unclear, so she didn't really confiscate Qian Wenyu's test paper.

After all, he was a former study representative, and she had always avoided taking the blame.

Before figuring out the situation, she wouldn't get into a conflict with a student at all. Let alone have a confrontation in her own class.

"Alright, everyone turn to Round Two textbook page.....

"Holy shit, Qian Wenyu's being an idiot." Li Hua couldn't stand watching, frowning and whispering, "Ye Yanqing already told him to stop writing."

"Is 'Ye Yanqing' something you're allowed to call her?" Jiang Nian shot him a sideways glance.

"Damn it, is that the point?" Li Hua was speechless. "What's wrong with Qian Wenyu, not giving Qingbao any face like this?"

"How would I know? Go ask him yourself." Jiang Nian had roughly figured it out — most likely he was unhappy about Qingbao switching the class representative.

Submitting a memorial to beg for retirement, and you actually sent me rolling back to my hometown?

Little pretty boy, tone it down.

"Asking my ass, I hate people who act all pretentious the most." Li Hua whispered, "If my English were good, I'd stomp him to death."

Then, he sighed with feeling again.

"In our class, only the class monitor and their grades can suppress Qian Wenyu. Zhang Ningzhi, um... if she works hard, works hard,

maybe there's a chance."

Twinkle twinkle, the bad-mouthing radar has activated again.

"Group leader, what are you saying about me?" Zhang Ningzhi stared straight at him, her hollow eyes a death glare. "Then let me ask you."

"What about you, you, can you get 640 on the exam?"

Pfft — an arrow straight through the heart, directly ending Li Hua's pretentious lifespan.

"I suddenly—" Jiang Nian asked out of nowhere.

"My English is good, do you think I can suppress Qian Wenyu?"

Li Hua froze for a moment, then made the same expression as the Laughing Cat meme. He pointed at Jiang Nian and laughed nonstop, then reined in his expression and said seriously,

"If you can suppress Qian Wenyu, I'll kneel down to you on the spot!"

Brutal — this is what brothers really look like.

"No need, no need. Just post a real-name surrender on your QQ Moments. Say 'Brother Nian is too strong, I won't bark like a dog anymore.'"

"Can't beat you at LoL, even if Brother Nian sprinkled rice on the keyboard he'd still be better than me. Can't beat you at exams either, even if I spit twice on the answer sheet I'd still score higher than you."

"You son of a bitch!" Li Hua pointed at him. "I..."

Qingbao stood between the two of them, smiling as she watched these two idiots.

"Why'd you stop talking?"

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