Chapter 367: Stop Your Filthy Thoughts!

「……」

Lin Mo lowered his head.

He stared fixedly at the panel before him.

His gaze swept back and forth across the detailed description of this forbidden-grade exclusive weapon multiple times.

He fell silent.

Fuck!

These stats…

These effects…

This is a forbidden-grade exclusive weapon…

This is a forbidden-grade exclusive weapon with five perfect stat lines!

No wonder, no wonder Master Mo and the others were so excited.

These stats, these effects, these stat lines—who wouldn’t scream “Fuck!” upon seeing them?

The first effect: simple and straightforward, a massive increase in affinity with all elemental systems.

This effect, he had already anticipated.

Master Nie had mentioned before that all blank mage exclusive weapons carry this basic effect—the difference is that forbidden-grade exclusive weapons amplify it far more.

His previous legendary exclusive weapon only offered a modest boost.

This one? It says “massive increase!”

Before this, with his legendary exclusive weapon, he could already make his fireball curve mid-air.

But he was still far from Xiao Huo’s insane micro-manipulation: sudden stops, instant U-turns, even Thomas flips.

But now…

Perhaps…

Even without letting Xiao Huo take over, he himself could do it?

“Good. Very good.”

Lin Mo sighed inwardly.

As for the second effect…

Simple, no need to elaborate.

A blunt, brutal, and utterly insane stat boost.

Faster casting speed, reduced mana cost, increased damage, shorter cooldown—all the attributes a mage craves.

All wrapped into one single effect.

“Huh…”

Lin Mo forcibly suppressed his inner excitement.

The third effect…

Also utterly insane.

When casting a single-element skill, 50% chance to add the properties of the other four elements…

Burn, slow, paralysis, stun, armor penetration and tear.

「……」

Lin Mo’s lip twitched.

What does this mean?

It means…

If he got lucky, he could casually throw a fireball…

And instantly apply slow, paralysis, stun, armor tear—all debuffs maxed out…

Every skill would carry a debuff.

And he already had so many skills—combined with this 50% chance, he’d essentially become a debuff engine…

“Damn…”

Lin Mo couldn’t help swallowing hard.

Who could handle this?

But all of the above were just appetizers.

Lin Mo’s gaze landed on the final perfect stat line.

This was the true reason Master Mo had sincerely called it insane.

【Perfect Stat Line: Ultimate Transcendence!】

【When activated, all currently learned elemental skills are elevated to the highest-tier quality of their respective element!】

Reading the skill description,

Lin Mo’s entire body went numb.

Ultimate Transcendence state…

All skills forcibly upgraded to the highest-tier quality of their element?

In fact,

Lin Mo had sometimes wondered:

He had learned so many skills, yet many low- and mid-tier ones, as his power grew, had simply been abandoned to gather dust.

After all, there was a vast chasm between different tiers of skills.

Mid-tier skills were powerless against high-tier ones—like ants before a mountain.

But now it was different…

Once this “Ultimate Transcendence” state activated!

His current highest tier across all five elements was high-tier.

That meant…

All low- and mid-tier skills would be forcibly raised to the high-tier level!

The original “Multiple Exploding Fireballs,” which could only split into a dozen small fireballs, would become the high-tier version…

Would it become a rain of fireballs, or a dozen massive fireballs?

The original low-tier skill “Inferno Spiral Dragon Shot”—after upgrading to high-tier—wouldn’t it become Inferno Dragon’s Breath?

The original low-tier skill “Earth Flow Wall”—wouldn’t it become another “Wall of Sighs”?

One or two high-tier skills

were enough for most practitioners to boast about for life.

What about him now?

Lin Mo instinctively glanced at the skill tree in his skill bar.

Dense, thick, branching like a tree.

Forget it.

Too many to count.

When he fought, once he activated “Ultimate Transcendence,” high-tier skills would rain down like they cost nothing…

Even more terrifying: this perfect stat line wasn’t fixed.

If later he reached the transcendent tier in all five elements,

then all low-tier skills would be directly elevated to transcendent tier!

If he reached the forbidden spell tier in all five elements,

all low-tier skills would become forbidden spells!

“Sssss—”

Lin Mo sucked in a sharp breath inwardly.

“Holy shit…”

The image was too terrifying to imagine—completely unimaginable.

The only concern now: with so many skills, would his mana even hold out if he unleashed them all at once?

In his skill bar:

【“Hahahahahaha!”】

“Fireball,” having seen the weapon’s info, laughed uncontrollably.

【“Power!”】

【“I can already feel it—the endless power beckoning me!”】

“Fireball”’s eyes blazed with fire.

【“Perfect! This weapon is perfect!”】

【“I can’t wait to experience the ‘Ultimate Transcendence’ state—I’m going to slaughter everything!”】

【“Hehehehe…”】

【“I feel—I’m getting closer to the forbidden spell tier.”】

Hearing this,

“Ice Spike” sneered.

【“Hmph!”】

“All day long, all you know is blow things up—you’re such a crude brute.”

“Ice Spike” had no such intense obsession with forbidden spells or world-destroying power as “Fireball” did.

The only thing she cared about was staying by her master’s side.

“Ice Spike”’s voice grew sweet and cloying.

“Master~ So wonderful~ With this weapon, we’ll collect Ice Element shards much faster!”

“Once I’ve fully solidified…”

“Hehehe…”

Lin Mo heard Xiao Bing’s increasingly bold and perverted laughter.

Lin Mo’s eyebrow twitched.

“Stop!”

“Shut up!”

“Stop those filthy thoughts!”

What do you plan to do once you have a physical form?

It’s broad daylight—can’t you be more wholesome?

After being scolded so sternly by her master,

“Ice Spike” instantly blushed, her entire ice crystal body flushing pink.

“Oh dear…”

“Eww!”

“What are you thinking, Master!”

“I just want to solidify quickly so I can serve you tea, fan you, rub your shoulders, and pound your back!”

“I want to be your most devoted little cotton-padded jacket~”

Listening to Xiao Bing’s explanation,

Lin Mo raised an eyebrow.

“Oh?”

“That’s not bad.”

At this moment,

Watching this weapon, “Earthbending” could no longer hold back.

It leapt out excitedly.

“This weapon is amazing!”

“With this weapon, even when ‘Wall of Sighs’ is on cooldown, I can still casually summon a High-Grade ‘Earth Flow Wall’!”

“Keep all enemies at bay!”

Hearing Brother Two’s bold declaration,

“Wind Blade” instantly got a burst of energy.

“Follow Brother Two’s lead!”

“Brother Two protects the Master—little Wind will wipe out all the bastards!”

“Who dares approach the Master? Little Wind will slice them to pieces!”

“Protect the Master!”

“Slice them up!”