Chapter 317: Sleep Less Horse Nap

Kid, normally when you have nothing to do, sleep less Horse nap.

In the Hokage Office, Qianshou Feijian said to Lian Ye, who had come to deliver a meal.

Zhi Cun Tuan Zang and Yuanfei Ri Zhan were helping review documents, and upon hearing this, they instinctively looked toward the teacher.

Teacher Feijian is finally going to punish the Lian Ye who likes to lie flat!

That guy spends every day either sleeping or sleeping; he doesn't even seem like a powerful ninja at all.

"Uncle, are you okay?" Lian Ye asked with a bewildered face, "If I don't take a Horse nap, how will I pass the time?"

How can this old kid be so permissive, now not even letting himself take a Horse nap.

What can he do when he's not sleeping?

He can't just come to the office to handle documents like Ri Zhan and Tuan Cang, can he?

"You're young and already know how to lie flat; at this rate you'll become useless sooner or later," Qianshou Feijian said in a deep voice, "If you truly have nothing to do, come over and handle the documents."

That guy often appears when Lian Ye takes a Horse nap; he wants to know if Lian Ye stops taking Horse naps, can that guy awaken again?

If not sleeping can reduce his appearance frequency, it could completely stop Lian Ye from taking Horse naps...

For now, the only way is to use this method to stall time until I find a way to completely eliminate that guy.

"Indeed, Lian Ye," Ri Zhan said in agreement, "You can come and handle documents with us."

"That's right, it's better than you sleeping around doing nothing," Tuan Cang echoed in agreement.

He has long been displeased with Lian Ye's lie‑flat, slacking attitude, and once he becomes Hokage, he'll order Lian Ye to go on dangerous missions.

Otherwise, staying in the Village every day to idle will eventually cause all sorts of health problems.

When people become idle, they tend to think about all sorts of nonsense; only a busy daily life can abandon such random thoughts.

"No," Lian Ye refused without hesitation, "Even if I don't take a Horse nap, I still can't come over to review documents."

These documents, not to mention whether they're understandable, even if they are, I won't review them.

It's not just a matter of checking a box; you also have to write suggestions and plans.

He's always clueless about such matters; having him review documents is worse than sending him out on a mission.

"Hmm, sleep less Horse nap, find something to do," Qianshou Feijian didn't press the issue, "You're still young; don't waste time all day."

He worries that the longer Lian Ye sleeps, the higher the frequency of that guy appearing.

Before completely eradicating that guy, Lian Ye should quit the habit of taking Horse naps.

"Fine," Lian Ye nodded in agreement.

Even though I don't know what trick that old kid is using to stop me from taking a Horse nap, I'll just not sleep; after all, I can find something else to do.

Qianshou Feijian, seeing Lian Ye's agreement, nodded with satisfaction.

This kid truly lives up to being the one I raised; he's countless times stronger than that suddenly appearing guy!

"Let's eat, Uncle," Lian Ye took out the meal from the Food Box.

Tuan Cang and Ri Zhan, who were reviewing documents, smelled the aroma and instinctively swallowed.

Teacher Feijian is eating way too well!

The two glanced at the assorted delicacies on the table without a hint of reaction, and lost any intention of handling the documents in their hands.

It's currently Horse lunch time; they would have been starving long before if they hadn't eaten.

"Lian Ye is so terrible, he didn't even prepare our Horse lunch," Ri Zhan complained softly.

Tuan Cang nodded deeply in agreement; that Lian Ye bastard, they're teammates after all.

Even if he doesn't prepare for Ri Zhan, at least he should prepare for himself!

In the end, that bastard only prepared Horse lunch for Teacher Feijian, ignoring the lives of the two of them.

Qianshou Feijian noticed the two constantly swallowing, and said softly, "You go eat first, then come back to handle the documents."

"Understood, Teacher," Tuan Cang and Ri Zhan set down the documents, and before leaving cast a resentful glance at Lian Ye.

They thought to themselves that once he becomes Hokage, they'll also enjoy Lian Ye's meal delivery service.

Lian Ye turned his face away, pretending not to see their gazes.

He already finds it troublesome enough to cook for that old kid Qianshou Feijian alone; now these two want to mooch meals?

Don't even think about it; go eat elsewhere.

Qianshou Feijian quickly finished the dishes on the table, and reminded Lian Ye, who was clearing the bowls and chopsticks, "When you go back, stop taking Horse naps and find something to do yourself."

"Got it, Uncle," Lian Ye said somewhat helplessly.

These days they don't even let you take Horse naps; Konoha Village might as well just collapse!

"Next month the Ninja School students will graduate; then you can become the Team Leader Teacher for a Genin," Qianshou Feijian said suddenly.

"Is that girl Gangshou graduating?" Lian Ye mused, "Time flies; in the blink of an eye that girl has already graduated."

He has long wanted to take Orochimaru and Zilaoye as disciples; becoming the Team Leader Teacher for the three of them fits perfectly.

"I want to be the teacher of Orochimaru, Zilaoye, and Gangshou," Lian Ye said, "Uncle, you arrange it as you see fit."

Having lived so many years, this is my first time being a teacher; just thinking about it is quite interesting.

When the time comes, he'll have to educate several people and can't let them follow the old paths from the original work.

Konoha's "Yellow Gambling Poison" will no longer exist!

Especially that kid Orochimaru, the old tradition of killing one's master must be helped to be changed.

"Fine," Qianshou Feijian replied without hesitation, finding this kid some work so he won't lie flat at home and take Horse naps every day.

Moreover, only Lian Ye can keep that girl Gangshou in check; as she grows older she becomes more rebellious, sometimes even ignoring the words of Second Grandfather.

Qianshou Feijian dotes on Gangshou and Shengshu, never losing his temper with them.

"Next month go to the Ninja School to recruit your own students," Qianshou Feijian said, "I'll have you serve as the Team Leader Jonin for the three of them."

"No problem, I'm heading back now," Lian Ye said, packing his things and leaving.

Qianshou Feijian subconsciously rubbed the spot between his eyebrows, having no clue about Lian Ye's situation, hoping the kid won't take a noon nap, which might lower that guy's appearance frequency?

Lian Ye returned home, washed the bowl clean, and lay again on the chair to bask in the sun.

He had grown accustomed to lying flat all day, and couldn't change it instantly.

He usually sleeps an entire afternoon; today he only slept half an hour, which already counts as a change.

"Just sleep half an hour today, take it step by step…"

Lian Ye said that and slipped into dreamland.

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"Lian Ye that guy is so terrible, he actually didn't prepare lunch for us!" Yuanfei Rizhan couldn't help complaining.

"Indeed, next time have him prepare a portion for us," Tuan Cang agreed.

The two kept talking while walking toward the Hokage Building.

"Want to eat the meal I made?"

"Are you worthy?"

At that moment, a familiar voice came from behind them.

"Lian Ye, why are you here?" Ri Zhan was a bit embarrassed, having been caught speaking ill of someone behind his back.

Tuan Cang gave a strange look at the suddenly appearing Lian Ye, his intuition telling him this guy wasn't the Lian Ye he knew.

"What are you staring at? Keep looking and I'll gouge out your eyeballs."

Ri Zhan and Tuan Cang: "???"

Is Lian Ye this guy on something today?

Lian Ye ignored the bewildered two and headed straight for the Hokage Office.

"Bang" The office door was violently kicked open.

Qianshou Feijian looked at the reappearing Lian Ye and knew the kid hadn't taken his words to heart.

"Old thing, I'm out again!"

Qianshou Feijian: "…"