Chapter 159
"How was it? Did Itachi outperform Senju Senju Senju Senju Xingye's children?"
Itachi Uchiha asks confusedly.
"Father, who is Senju Senju Senju Senju Xingye's child?"
"Uh..."
Fugaku Uchiha is stunned.
"Of course it's the person in the class with the surname Senju!"
"Anyone with the surname Senju who is still in the Ninja Academy now must be Senju Senju Senju Senju Xingye's child!"
This kind of thing is something almost any normal person should know.
But this normal person definitely doesn't include Itachi Uchiha, who is only two years old.
Itachi Uchiha doesn't know why having the surname Senju means being Senju Senju Senju Senju Xingye's child.
Could it be that in the whole world, the only person with the surname Senju who can have children is Senju Senju Senju Senju Xingye?
Yes, it really is only him.
But Itachi Uchiha doesn't know!
Thus, Itachi Uchiha tilts his head and asks confusedly.
"Why?"
Fugaku Uchiha also falls into a thinking error; in short, he is drilling into a horn, only thinking about problems from his own perspective, completely forgetting his son's current age.
"Why else? Are Itachi an idiot? In the whole world, the only person with the surname Senju is that bastard... guy! Of course, only his children have the surname Senju!"
"Then why is Senju Senju Senju Senju Xingye the only person in the world with the surname Senju?"
Itachi Uchiha at this moment turns into a hundred thousand whys, one question after another popping out of his mouth.
"If he is the only Senju, then how did he have children?"
"Wasn't I born from Father and Mother? Father and Mother both have the surname Uchiha, so that's why I have the surname Uchiha, right?"
"Then for Senju Senju Senju Senju Xingye to have a child with the surname Senju, there must also be another Senju who had a child with him, right?"
Fugaku Uchiha is stunned.
He never thought his child would have so many questions.
Itachi Uchiha usually appears very quiet; this is the first time he has heard Itachi Uchiha say so much.
And these questions almost stumped him.
"A child's surname follows the father, it has nothing to do with the mother!"
"Wait, what's the point of me explaining this to Itachi?"
Fugaku Uchiha shakes his head quickly, then asks the question he cares about.
This time he uses a simple and direct method...
"Did Itachi meet any children with the surname Senju?"
"I met them."
Itachi Uchiha nods.
He met Sister Niu, and also met Brother Luffy.
Sister Niu is kind and likes to help people.
Brother Luffy is enthusiastic and also likes to help people, but Brother Luffy doesn't like to study.
Fugaku Uchiha suppresses his excitement and asks in a low voice.
"Then did Itachi outperform them in class?"
Itachi Uchiha thinks for a moment and says.
"I don't know, but the teacher praised me for listening very seriously."
Fugaku Uchiha, upon hearing this, is instantly excited.
Itachi Senju Senju Senju Senju Xingye, your child has extraordinary talent, but my child is not bad either!
Praised by the teacher on the first day of school, does your child have this treatment?
No!
Hahaha—
Satisfying, satisfying!
At this moment, Fugaku Uchiha's heart is extremely clear, feeling as if his whole person has come alive.
Being suppressed by Senju Senju Senju Senju Xingye from beginning to end before almost made him unable to breathe.
Now, he can finally breathe freely.
Should he go and show off to that bastard Senju Senju Senju Senju Xingye tomorrow?
He thinks triumphantly.
But Itachi Uchiha's words are not finished yet.
Itachi Uchiha looks strangely at his father who is jumping and laughing, not understanding what is wrong with him.
However, this doesn't prevent Itachi Uchiha from finishing what he hasn't finished saying.
"Because I can't understand the textbook, I can only listen to the teacher's lecture."
"By the way, Sister Niu also taught me to recognize characters."
"When the teacher saw it, she kept praising Sister Niu for being a good child."
Crack!
Itachi Uchiha's words are like a bolt from the blue, falling on Fugaku Uchiha's face, freezing his smile at this moment.
"Itachi, what did Itachi say?"
Fugaku Uchiha's neck turns like a stiff machine, clicking as it turns.
This action startles Itachi Uchiha, who shrinks his neck and repeats what he just said.
Fugaku Uchiha's face turns completely gloomy.
"Who is this Sister Niu? What, what is her surname?"
Itachi Uchiha thinks for a moment, then says.
"Sister Niu is called Senju Niu."
Fugaku Uchiha's vision goes black, and he falls backward, hitting the ground with a thud.
"Father? What's wrong with Itachi!"
Itachi Uchiha screams in panic.
"What do Itachi think Fugaku Uchiha was thinking? The child doesn't even know characters, and he sent him to school?"
Senju Senju Senju Senju Xingye, with a teasing smile, tells Kushina Uzumaki the news he just heard from his daughter.
Kushina Uzumaki, after hearing it, says with some worry.
"That child must not understand, if he can't keep up with everyone's progress..."
"No need to worry about that, our kind daughter is teaching him to recognize characters, and I heard the speed is very fast."
Senju Senju Senju Senju Xingye looks indifferent, then looks at Tsunade Senju, who is covering her face, and asks confusedly.
"What's wrong with Itachi, why are Itachi covering your face with a look of shame?"
"Itachi tell me what's wrong?"
Tsunade Senju takes her hand away, revealing an unhappy expression.
"I agreed to let Itachi Uchiha enter the Ninja Academy, but this kind of thing happened."
"If this matter spreads, what will everyone think of me?"
"Everyone will say that Lady Hokage handles things a bit roughly; the child doesn't even know characters, and she sent him to school."
Hearing this, Senju Senju Senju Senju Xingye and Kushina Uzumaki can't help but laugh.
"Things are definitely not as serious as Itachi think; everyone will at most treat it as a joke after tea and dinner, and will forget it after a while."
"If Itachi really mind, I can let the newspaper publish some explosive news to cover this up."
Tsunade Senju sighs and says helplessly.
"That's the only way."
"I was also confused, just thinking that Niu and Luffy had already learned to recognize characters, and subconsciously thought that child would too."
"I should have tested that child at the time, sigh—"
End of Chapter
