Chapter 34
However.
Regarding her own son.
Senju Tsunade declared that this kid was born with a tough hide, a great seedling for a super meat shield.
There was no psychological burden at all when hitting him.
Moreover.
As long as she controlled her strength, she wouldn't kill him with one punch.
As a 'super wet nurse,' Senju Tsunade could provide emergency treatment in minutes; she was originally the strongest medical ninja in Konoha, and with the healing assistance of the Shikkotsu Forest slugs, the effect was not as simple as 1+1=2.
Senju Xingye patted his head and asked:
"Luffy, what did you do today?"
Senju Luffy immediately puffed out his chest and said proudly:
"Dad, don't you always grumble that the Third Hokage is a rotten old man full of bad intentions? I went to vent some anger for you, Dad."
Senju Tsunade said irritably:
"Is that the reason you peed directly into the Third's teacup?"
To be honest.
Although Senju Tsunade was a student of Sarutobi Hiruzen.
She didn't have a good impression of this old monkey.
The death of her own younger brother, Senju Nawaki, and many members of the Senju clan made her feel that something was unusual, as if a black hand was pushing things from behind.
And—
Many signs.
Pointed to the higher-ups of Konoha.
It was just that there was no concrete evidence, and for now, Senju Tsunade only had a guess.
"The reason I'm going to discipline you."
"Is not because you peed in someone's teacup."
"But because, why weren't you careful enough to avoid being caught red-handed by the old Third, and now someone has come to complain."
"......."
Hmm.
This reason is quite fierce.
You can pee if you want, but be careful when doing it, don't let people catch you in the act.
When the Third Hokage, Sarutobi Hiruzen, came over holding a teacup full of boy's urine in one hand and carrying the brat Luffy in the other, his face was black; he hadn't drunk it, but his old partner, 'Pot Shadow' Shimura Danzo, hadn't paid attention and took a big gulp.
By the time he realized the taste was wrong, it was already too late.
The Konoha Anbu guarding the Hokage's office.
Had witnessed the whole process.
However, they didn't dare to step forward to stop the brat of the Senju clan.
Lord Hokage had specifically instructed not to escalate conflicts with the Senju; if their brat wanted to cause trouble, let him be—he was just a child, what could he possibly do?
As a result.
Before the Konoha Anbu could report or intervene.
Shimura Danzo had already taken a big gulp of the boy's urine and was still brushing his teeth and rinsing his mouth now.
"Luffy, this behavior of yours is not right."
"How can you just pee in someone else's teacup?"
"Punishing bad people is fine, but next time remember to be more careful and discreet."
"......."
Senju Xingye nodded and agreed.
This behavior is not worth encouraging, but if the target is Sarutobi Hiruzen or Shimura Danzo, then consider it unsaid.
After all.
These two rotten old men.
Are always eyeing his head and family business.
What's wrong with treating them to a cup of boy's urine?
Hearing his father's 'earnest teachings,' the one-month-old Senju Luffy nodded deeply, indicating he would definitely do better next time.
Of course.
This severe beating.
Was definitely unavoidable.
Because Senju Tsunade discovered that for a child like Luffy, ten thousand words of education were not as memorable as a good beating.
"Ahhh—"
"It hurts, murder! Help, murder!"
The screams of Senju Luffy.
Echoed through the Senju compound; it was enough to make listeners sad and tearful.
The iron fist of love.
Truly has great infectious power.
While Luffy was being 'educated by the iron fist' by Senju Tsunade, Niu, holding a book, trotted all the way to Senju Xingye.
Regarding his daughter.
Senju Xingye clearly showed great tolerance.
After all, a daughter is a father's little cotton-padded jacket, while a son is meant to be beaten.
"Father! Father!"
"What is it, Niu?"
"I want to learn taijutsu and chakra refinement."
Senju Niu said in a milky voice.
Her extraordinary talent made her want to start training at only two months old.
Children from ordinary families usually start their first chakra refinement at five or six years old.
Of course.
Geniuses have their own rhythm.
Look at Hatake Kakashi, who was a Chunin at six.
Senju Niu's talent was clearly above Hatake Kakashi's, so starting training early was not impossible.
"Don't you want to play a little longer? Training is very hard."
"Father is so strong, yet you still train all night with Mom every day; I must work hard too."
"Cough, cough—"
Senju Xingye couldn't help but cough awkwardly twice.
As a lazy person, how could he ever take the initiative to train?
Staying up all night every night.
Was not for training, but for the revival of the family.
However, it wasn't convenient to explain this to Niu, who was only two months old, so he silently agreed.
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