Chapter 172: Since Communication Is Impossible, I Have No Choice But To Join In

"Hey, hey, hey, can everyone hear me!"

"Don't fight, don't fight."

The sound of Uchiha Gin's shouting seemed as faint as a mosquito's buzz beneath the crashing din of the giants; finding his efforts futile, he lowered his hands, for both women were now too worked up, and his tiny self was surely unable to stop them.

"No choice then, I have to use that."

Sighing, Uchiha Gin turned around and found Uchiha Hikari, who was shivering behind a rock.

"Little Hikari, you take those two blockheads and go hide far away first."

"Are you not coming with us, Mr. Gin?"

Hearing her Master's voice, Uchiha Hikari, who had been crouching with her head in her hands, lifted her dust-covered little head, her face, resembling a little tabby cat, full of confusion.

"Do you believe in light?"

Without answering Uchiha Hikari's question, Uchiha Gin instead posed a soul-searching inquiry out of the blue.

"Huh?"

Now Uchiha Hikari was even more bewildered; Mr. Gin's train of thought was too erratic, and she, as his disciple, found it hard to keep up.

"Does 'light' refer to Light-senpai?"

Uchiha Hikari answered cautiously; her meager little brain really couldn't think of any other related meaning.

"Sigh~ you children without a childhood, wait until there's a chance and I'll film it for you to see."

Uchiha Gin shook his head helplessly, lamenting the incomplete childhoods of the natives.

He looked up at the two giants fighting in the background, and the lazy expression in his dead-fish eyes suddenly changed, bursting with a strange radiance.

Uchiha Gin turned around, leaving Uchiha Hikari with a reliable-looking back, his tone no longer as languid as usual.

"Team Member Hikari, go evacuate the crowd quickly, I'm going to the front to take a look!"

Leaving behind these inexplicable words, Uchiha Gin ran toward the battlefield without looking back.

Uchiha Hikari: (???) Huh?

"As expected, this is the only way to have a sense of ritual."

The sprinting Uchiha Gin recalled his performance just now and nodded with great satisfaction, then, as if remembering something, he clapped his hands together, and a pale cyan light lit up.

A wooden branch extended from his palm, and as he constructed it, the originally ordinary branch rapidly deformed, eventually transforming into a uniquely styled flashlight.

"Well, no matter how tight the time is, we can't just settle!"

Stroking the rough wooden flashlight in his hand, he felt no disappointment at its crudeness; instead, it made Uchiha Gin feel his sense of mission double.

Holding the transformation device he had just rubbed into existence, Uchiha Gin sprinted to the very center of the two women's battlefield.

"Phew~ it's still a bit nerve-wracking for the first time."

Watching the two giants fighting until the mountains crumbled and the earth shook, Uchiha Gin suppressed his trembling heart, took a deep breath, and then extended the hand holding the transformation device, raising it above his head, his gaze becoming righteous and firm.

"I want to see everyone bloom with heartfelt smiles, so please, watch closely, my transformation!"

ヽ(ω)ゝ

As his finger pressed onto the button of the transformation device, Uchiha Gin's entire body suddenly erupted with intense cyan light, the blinding glow causing everyone present to look over.

"That is? Gin!"

The two fighting women paused simultaneously, their puzzled gazes turning toward the eye-catching light source on the side.

Uchiha Hikari's Mangekyo Sharingan effortlessly pierced through the radiance to see Uchiha Gin inside, while Uzumaki Mito's Mind's Eye of the Kagura similarly penetrated the layers of light with ease, identifying the person standing within.

"Mr. Human Trafficker?"

Just as the two were stunned, they heard a deafening roar from the light source; although they didn't understand its meaning, both women felt a chill in their hearts, subconsciously experiencing a sense of being targeted by a natural predator.

Uchiha Gin stood on the ground, his massive Wood Release power pouring out; countless thick wooden branches burst from the earth to wrap around him, merging together in an orderly fashion and climbing higher and higher, with smoke and dust rising everywhere.

"Shuwazu!"

Before long, a massive figure stood up from the smoke and dust, and with a wave of its hand, a powerful wind pressure blew away the surrounding debris.

"Clap, clap, clap~~~"

The two women subconsciously raised their hands to block the terrifying impact, and the gravel swept up by the wind pressure pelted their giant forms like raindrops, creating a sound like firecrackers popping.

Feeling an inexplicable pressure, once the two lowered their arms and looked at the figure in the dissipating smoke with lingering fear, they felt a sense of trepidation and tacitly stopped fighting, stepping back.

A cyan giant stood upon the battlefield; its body, while not bloated, possessed a sturdy aesthetic, and its simple, unadorned lines were not monotonous, but rather gave off a sense of mystery.

There was a protrusion on the top of its head that extended down to an inverted trapezoidal mouth, and its eyes were oval like goose eggs; the strange face nonetheless gave off the holiness of a Buddha.

The bulging pectorals and trapezius muscles were very eye-catching, and just standing there made one feel an awe-inspiring presence.

In the center of the pectorals was a protruding sphere, and Uchiha Gin was inside it right now, his hands trembling with excitement.

"It's here, it's all here!"

Uchiha Gin, holding his forehead, couldn't hide his inner excitement; he hadn't expected the completion rate to be so high on his first attempt at this technique.

That's right, it's our good friend Yamato again, who contributed this ninjutsu to Uchiha Gin with all his heart; when he meets this guy in the future, he must give him an extra chicken leg.

【Wood Release: Wood Human Technique】

In the original work, those who could perform the Wood Human Technique summoned wood figures that all had different postures.

Hashirama summoned a Subduing Dragon Arhat with a wooden dragon coiled around its stout body, while Yamato, possessed by White Zetsu, summoned a miniature version of the Thousand-Armed Wood Statue.

From this, it can be seen that the image of the wood figure is not fixed, but determined by the user themselves.

Therefore, Uchiha Gin tried to transform his wood figure into the appearance he had been longing for, and he didn't expect it to actually work.

"Hehehe, you two disobedient fellows, are you ready to accept the judgment of justice?"

Uchiha Gin, manipulating the First Hokage wood figure, extended a hand toward the wary women and performed a classic Ultraman provocation.

Come on! Come over here!

"Ugh~ why does Gin look so punchable!"

Hikari, inside the cherry-red Susanoo, puffed her little face into a bun, looking angrily at the provocative, strange wood figure, the black aura in her eyes growing deeper.

Ultraman provocation, truly lives up to its reputation.

"So that was Mr. Human Trafficker, it's great that he's alright~"

Uzumaki Mito saw Uchiha Gin summon a giant wood figure and first let out a sigh of relief, patting her heaving chest; it seemed Mr. Human Trafficker was unharmed.

"However, why do I feel like bullying him a little?"

Uzumaki Mito was also affected by the Ultraman provocation; the effect was truly outstanding.

"Wah wah wah wah wah~~~"

In a relatively safe place in the distance, Uchiha Hikari and the others, who were all three confused, saw the suddenly appearing cyan giant and could only shout "wah" with their mouths agape in surprise.

"Brother, that guy is so cool!"

The usually calm Gin Kaku was the first to come to his senses, his eyes full of longing as he grabbed the still-dazed Kin Kaku and shouted loudly.

"Damn, he's so cool he doesn't even have friends!"

Kin Kaku, pulled back to reality, gave the highest affirmation a man could give.

Uchiha Hikari: Sorry, not my type.

"Gin!!! Why did you leave me all alone!"

The partially blackened Uchiha Hikari took the initiative, raising her wood-chopping knife and heading straight for Uchiha Gin, who was striking a classic hands-on-hips pose; the blood-red blade was cold, and its speed was so fast that Uzumaki Mito couldn't react in time.

"Watch out!"

Although Uzumaki Mito also wanted to beat up Uchiha Gin, she didn't have the murderous intent of the un-blackened Hikari.

The moment she saw the cherry-red Susanoo's knife swing out, she hurriedly waved the giant hand of her golden statue, firing several chains in an attempt to prevent the tragedy.

"Snap!"

Just as the golden chains were about to catch up to the speeding knife, a pair of large cyan hands appeared in their field of vision; the large hands raised up, precisely slapping the incoming knife and steadily catching it.

Ultraman Taijutsu: Catching a Blade with Bare Hands.

"Ugh~~~"

Uchiha Hikari used all her might, pouring chakra into her Susanoo like it was free; even though her little face turned bright red, she still couldn't pull the knife from those simple, unadorned hands.

"Disobedient children need a righteous education."

Uchiha Gin chuckled, controlling the First Hokage wood figure, and with a burst of strength in its hands, he forcibly snatched the knife manifested by the Susanoo from the girl's hands.

The tomoe in his scarlet eyes spun slightly, and obscure pupil power flowed through the wood figure's hand onto the knife that was about to dissipate, performing an Ultraman Assimilation in return.

The cherry-red knife began to deform in the wood figure's hand, and with a flash of red light, the previously ferocious and sharp knife actually turned into a...

"Huh?"

Looking at the pointer in the wood figure's hand, which was completely out of place with the current grim battle, everyone present fell silent.

"Swish, swish~~"

Uchiha Gin, however, was unfazed; he swung the pointer in his hand with great satisfaction, looking with unkind eyes at the girl's flustered Susanoo.

With a wave of his large hand, countless branches rose from the ground, tightly wrapping around the girl's cherry-red Susanoo.

Uchiha Hikari, who had been completely replaced by her dark personality, showed a nervous expression; she could feel her chakra being continuously drained by the branches she couldn't break free from.

"What are you doing? I am Uchiha Hikari!"

Completely unable to move, she looked at the wood figure walking slowly toward her while waving the pointer, and couldn't help but shout loudly.

"Hehehe, I know, but our family rule is that disobedient children must be punished."

Uchiha Gin naturally knew which personality was in control now; he laughed strangely as he walked slowly toward Uchiha Hikari, manipulating the wood figure to tilt the girl's Susanoo over.

Aiming at the most shameful part of the Susanoo, the cherry-red pointer was raised high, and then swung down without mercy.

"Smack~"

"Are you going to come out whenever you want in the future?"

"Woooooo"

"Slap~~"

"Can't you understand human speech?"

"Wuu wuu wuu, I won't dare do it again!"

"Slap~~~!"

"Wuu wuu wuu, I already said I wouldn't dare, why are you still hitting me?"

"It's my first time operating it, a few mistakes are unavoidable."

"Wuu wuu wuu, I'm not playing anymore!"

The dark personality of Uchiha Hikari truly could not accept this humiliation and chose to voluntarily retreat into the depths of the young girl's consciousness.

As the young girl's consciousness returned, the massive Susanoo began to crumble and collapse, quickly dissipating with the wind, leaving only a bewildered Uchiha Hikari lying on a tree branch in a shameful posture.

"Ah?!!!"

The young girl felt a phantom throbbing sensation in her rear end, which was stuck high up in the air; she immediately blushed, her face turning red, and she couldn't help but scream out loud.

"Hmph hmph, from now on, every time I see you, I'll serve you some family discipline."

Uchiha Gin smiled with satisfaction, placed the screaming girl back on the ground to let her calm down on her own, and then manipulated the First Hokage's Wood Golem to turn its head, casting a glance at the golden giant statue that had been watching the show; its oval-shaped eyes were devoid of sorrow or joy.

"You"

"Mr. Human Trafficker, hurry and run, the white-haired one is coming!"

Got it! I've got it all! The tokusatsu elements are maxed out!

It's a comedy piece, everyone, don't take it too seriously~

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(End of this chapter)