Chapter 227

There are three great misfortunes in life: success in youth, unemployment in middle age, and entering a flower garden in old age.

"No, it's not true, tell me, this is not true!"

Uchiha Gin took the notice handed over by Uchiha Uchiha Lu Cha, unfolded it with trembling hands, and read it word by word. His already dull eyes were stained with a layer of desolation as the truth was revealed, his lips gradually turned pale, and the whole person was like losing his soul, lowering his head and muttering to himself.

"Slurp~ Lord Gin, accept reality. Our grass-roots team is officially disbanded."

Uchiha Uchiha Lu Cha lowered his head, sucked the fat oyster meat in the bowl into his mouth in one bite, added some vitality to his tired eyes, relaxed his tense expression, looked at Uchiha Gin, who had a defeated look, and comforted him.

"No, absolutely not. Even if they are to be released, they must be squeezed for a piece of soap!"

Unexpectedly, after he finished his vacation and came back, the unit actually went bankrupt. There is no n+1 compensation in this era, so the benefits he lost can only be fished back from those prisoners who are about to gain freedom.

"Forget it, those prisoners have been locked up for so many years, one by one, their pockets are drier than their faces. It's estimated that it's good enough to have a pair of underpants to wear when they get out of prison~"

Uchiha Jiro on the side wiped the hot sweat from his head, rolled his eyes speechlessly, and complained.

Uchiha Jiro can also be considered an old jailer of the dungeon. Naturally, he knows that the prisoners held were all stripped clean when they were caught, and all the eyes on their bodies were carefully checked several times to prevent them from carrying dangerous items, so wanting to squeeze something from these guys is afraid of daydreaming.

"Hmph~ just because those prisoners don't have it doesn't mean their families don't. When I go back, I'll think of a way to take the opportunity to make a big profit and get some unemployment benefits for the unemployed brothers!"

I saw Uchiha Gin's eyeballs rolling around, and he immediately calculated in his heart. He swept away the previous decadence, a look of urgency rippled at the corner of his mouth, patted his chest to guarantee to the few people present.

"Although unemployment came quite suddenly, the days ahead are still long. Everyone has old and young, so don't give up on yourself. Everything should look forward..."

Seeing that the few people were not interested, Uchiha Gin continued to encourage, hoping that these good brothers could cheer up again, walk out of the shadow of unemployment, and create a beautiful new life.

"What kind of expression are you guys having? You're all unemployed, is there no sadness at all?"

Unexpectedly, his impassioned speech didn't resonate with the few people present, but was stared at by a few people with eyes like looking at a fool, which made Uchiha Gin a bit confused, then frowned and asked.

"That... I will take a position in the security team tomorrow."

Uchiha Jiro, with a strange face, took the lead in raising his hand and told his new employer.

"Just you? Has the entry standard for the security team become so low?"

Uchiha Jiro could actually enter the security team. This is the security team created by the Leaf, not the city management police force that will bully the people in the future. The entry standard is at least the strength of a captain. Just rely on his Jiro?

"Huo He, was it you who helped him walk through the back door? Don't think this is helping him, you are doing this, but you are going to destroy Jiro!"

Seeing Uchiha Huo He, who was silent on the side, Uchiha Gin instantly realized, pointed at the ponytail young man, and scolded with a heartbroken look.

"No, Jiro passed the formal assessment and joined the security team with the excellent result of first place."

Hearing Uchiha Gin's malicious speculation, Uchiha Huo He shook his head and explained seriously.

"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

I saw Uchiha Gin buckle the rice bowl in his hand, spread his arms, showing a thick look of doubt, and shouted.

Uchiha Gin's full eyes of doubt made this honest young man, whose heart was yellow and oily, instantly angry. I saw him close his eyes and open them, and three mysterious tomoe slowly rotated in his eyes, which were slightly lewd.

"Brother Gin, how can you look at people with colored glasses? How can I say I am also a three-tomoe now!"

"Hmph~ colored glasses, I think you have to wear mosaic glasses, you little yellow man!"

Feeling the cold power coming from Uchiha Jiro's eyes, Uchiha Gin snorted coldly and didn't delve into his strength problem. Instead, he used personal attacks, then turned his head to look at Uchiha Uchiha Lu Cha, who had been eating oysters, with a trace of hope in his eyes, and asked.

"Uchiha Lu Cha, you shouldn't have..."

"Hiccup~ Sorry, Lord Gin, this dungeon closing is actually not a bad thing for me. After all, I have been holding multiple positions, and I really have limited energy."

Putting down the bowl and chopsticks in his hand with satisfaction, Uchiha Uchiha Lu Cha showed an apologetic expression on his face, looked at the pitiful Uchiha Gin, and still hardened his heart to tell his secret.

"You kid, actually hid it from me and secretly did a side job?"

Unexpectedly, you, a thick-browed guy, would also betray the revolution. If I hadn't had a discerning eye for talent, could you have oysters to eat today?

"Lord Gin, have you forgotten? I have always been a candidate for the internal affairs elder, and you were the one who lifted me up at the Clan Head inauguration ceremony!"

Uchiha Uchiha Lu Cha smiled helplessly. When Uchiha Madara took office as Clan Head, he, as Uchiha Gin's follower, was forcibly lifted up to be a representative, and then was assigned by the Clan Head to manage internal affairs and logistics, until now.

"Huh, there is such a thing?"

Candidate for elder, sounds like a big official. Uchiha Gin was so shocked that he almost jumped up, looking at Uchiha Uchiha Lu Cha, who looked a bit kidney-deficient, with disbelief. The doubt was overflowing, but thinking of the word "candidate", he had a bit more confidence in his speech.

"Just a candidate, precarious, you go there and still have to internalize~"

"No, ever since Elder Uchiha Miao passed away, the position of elder happened to be vacant. They have been urging me to take office, but I can't bear to leave the dungeon work, so..."

Actually, after Uchiha Miao faked his death and fled to the Land of Waves, Uchiha Uchiha Lu Cha could have taken the position of internal affairs elder, but he had been worried that Uchiha Gin wouldn't be able to handle the dungeon work after he left, so he ran back and forth every day, causing his current kidney-deficient appearance.

Tsk! In the end, it was all his own fault. If he had known, he wouldn't have let Uchiha Miao fake his death!

In those years, Uchiha Tajima went to the Land of Waves, and the dozens of clansmen he took away were all black households who sacrificed for various reasons, including Uchiha Miao. Unexpectedly, he lifted a rock and hit his own foot, letting Uchiha Lu Cha, this kid, pick up a bargain.

"Good, good, good, we agreed to open and lie down together, but one is better at hiding than the other. Forget it, forget it, you guys go, let me be quiet alone."

Compared to my failure, the success of the group members makes me more distressed.

Uchiha Gin originally wanted to comfort these two unemployed friends, but unexpectedly, the clown turned out to be himself. He only felt a surge of blood in his heart, which almost made him pass out.

Covering his broken heart with one hand, Uchiha Gin looked lifeless, waved his hand at the people present, indicating that their friendship ended here.

"Don't, Lord Gin, I will find a way to arrange a new position for you. After all, I am a man who is about to become an internal affairs elder~"

Seeing that the friendship of many years was about to come to an end, Uchiha Uchiha Lu Cha hurriedly stopped him, his serious expression not looking like a fake.

"Forget it, you are an internal affairs elder, and you have no real power, so I won't make it difficult for you~"

Internal affairs elder, although it carries the word elder, has no actual power. The work content is just to handle the clan's financial reports and documents, manage files, and other trivial matters like clan mobilization. It has the name of an elder, but no power of an elder.

"I..."

Hearing this, Uchiha Uchiha Lu Cha was about to explain, but was interrupted by Uchiha Gin's wave.

"Don't force it, I don't know yet. If you really want to take the brothers to fly, wait until you mix into the position of Great Elder, then talk about it~"

Uchiha Gin, who didn't want to add trouble to Uchiha Uchiha Lu Cha, refused his kindness and indicated that your official is still too small. If you want to cover him, wait until you stand at the top of the elders.

"Alright..."

Hearing the good intentions hidden in Uchiha Gin's words, Uchiha Uchiha Lu Cha was stunned, then nodded.

"Brother Gin, why don't you come to the security team? Huo He and I will cover you, absolutely no problem~"

After Uchiha Uchiha Lu Cha finished speaking, Uchiha Jiro, who couldn't suppress his excitement, hurriedly said.

"You kid, take care of yourself first. Don't read small yellow books during work hours. If you are discovered by outsiders, it will damage the image of our Uchiha clan~"

Rolling his eyes at Uchiha Jiro, who was full of mosaics, Uchiha Gin indicated that he should be strict with himself first, and don't think about helping others, as long as he doesn't lose face himself.

"Gin, why don't you come to my shop to help? The salary is definitely higher than when you were in the dungeon."

Uchiha Uchiha Da Lang, who was busy on the side, inserted a sentence.

"Hmph~ do you think I work for money?"

"That's right, you don't seem to be short of money."

Recalling Uchiha Gin's gold brick slapped out at will, Uchiha Uchiha Da Lang immediately withdrew his recruitment request and said embarrassedly.

"I, Uchiha Gin, love to take root at the grassroots level. Even if I do the dirtiest and most tiring work every day, I have no complaints, just to guard a blue sky for the Uchiha clan~"

"Uh... what are you doing standing there? Clap!"

"Clap~ clap~"

"..."

Under Uchiha Gin's threatening gaze, the few people present clapped their hands reluctantly, their expressions as speechless as they could be.

"Alright, continue the music, continue the dance~"

Having obtained everyone's approval, Uchiha Gin waved his hand with satisfaction, indicating that the party would continue.

"Uchiha Da Lang, these deer antlers are my opening gift to you, very nourishing~"

After the meal, Uchiha Gin put a bag of deer antlers in front of Uchiha Uchiha Da Lang, took a look at Uchiha Uchiha Yazi, who was blushing, and said with a smile.

"We are all brothers, why are you still so polite? Tsk~ the quality is really good, thank you!"

Uchiha Uchiha Da Lang, who had been immersed in cooking for many years, saw at a glance that the quality of these deer antlers was excellent, and immediately accepted them with a smile for great use.

"Uchiha Lu Cha, I see your complexion is not good either, take a few back to nourish!"

Turning his head to look at Uchiha Uchiha Lu Cha, who looked empty, Uchiha Gin casually pulled out a few deer antlers and handed them to him, instructing.

"Thank you, Lord Gin."

Uchiha Uchiha Lu Cha, who was indeed very short of supplements, didn't refuse and accepted Uchiha Gin's gift.

"What about mine? I have also been feeling empty recently~"

Seeing that his eldest brother and Uchiha Lu Cha both received gifts, Uchiha Jiro was envious, so he also asked for it.

"You are also empty?"

"Yes, I can't get hard in the morning."

"I advise you to do more squats and less masturbation."

"..."

A word pierced Uchiha Jiro's weak essence, making this honest young man instantly ashamed. His face was angry but he couldn't say anything. After all, the other party's words were reasonable, making him unable to pick out any faults.

"I will go talk to the little cousin in the next few days to strive for some compensation for the brothers. Remember to come and collect it when the time comes."

At the time of parting, Uchiha Gin guaranteed to the brothers who had worked together in the dungeon.

"Waiting for your good news, if you need any help, just open your mouth!"

The few people who didn't hold much hope for compensation responded with a smile.

"Father, isn't that the curly-haired guy who bullied Danzo and Hiruzen?"

Just when Uchiha Gin's figure was about to disappear at the end of the street, Akimichi Torifu, who was carried on his father's shoulder, curiously pointed to the curly hair in the corner of the street in the distance and said.

"Hmm, it seems he also loves barbecue, and didn't forget to pack it when he left. Don't worry about these for now, eating meat is important!"

Akimichi Torifu's father just glanced at Uchiha Gin's back, feeling unfathomable, but to him, it was not as important as barbecue. Then he wiped the drool from the corner of his mouth and turned into Uchiha Uchiha Da Lang's barbecue shop.

A battle for the dignity of the Uchiha food world is about to begin.

Walking on the way home, Uchiha Gin looked at the ninjas of various clans passing by him, listening to their bargaining voices, and a brilliant idea suddenly flashed in his mind.

"Hmph hmph~ want to prostitute prisoners from my hands, eat shit!"

In Uchiha Gin's big house, Senju Itama, who had just returned from outside, bumped into Uchiha Hikari, who looked sleepy. Looking at the deep dark circles under her eyes, the girl who was a bit jealous complained.

"Old woman, your eye bags are drooping, who are you trying to scare to death?"

"Ha~ ha~ I heard your conversation with your two brothers upstairs clearly~"

Yawning twice, Uchiha Hikari, who was sleepy, tried hard to open her eyes, looked at Senju Itama, who had a sour look, and exposed Senju Itama's secret.

"So what, if you want to complain, go ahead."

Her heart skipped a beat, Senju Itama called it bad, but she didn't show any tension on her face, but instead had an indifferent expression and said.

"Hehe, I'm not as despicable as the Senju. If you want to fight, I will fight. Sneak attacking from behind is not a victory."

Uchiha Hikari's black eyes turned slightly, making Senju Itama feel uncomfortable. After finishing, she smiled and returned.

"Hmph~ don't think that if you do this, I will show mercy."

"Just a loser, what do I have to fear."

Walking past Senju Itama, Uchiha Hikari's eyes carried a bit of mockery. She had already overtaken on the bend and no longer put the other party in her eyes.

"Damn it!"

"Ha~ I'm going out to practice, have you finished your homework?"

Ignoring the barking of the loser, Uchiha Hikari, who yawned again, rubbed her sleepy eyes, looked at Senju Itama, who was angry, and asked coldly.

"That kind of simple training, I finished it long ago!"

Speaking of homework, Senju Itama's face changed, showing a very proud expression, looking at Uchiha Hikari, who was just getting up to practice, and said.

"I hope so. Madam Aunt Yongmei is very strict. Be careful about getting spanked again."

Unexpectedly, the other party had already finished her homework, and Uchiha Hikari, who hadn't had time to do her homework, raised her eyebrows in surprise, and then warned.

"That's for sure!"

Recalling some bad memories, Senju Itama subconsciously touched her butt, and then answered with a hard mouth, looking up at Uchiha Hikari, who was sleepy, and rarely comforted her.

"Are you okay? In this state, facing Madam Aunt Yongmei, I'm afraid..."

"Ha~ no problem, I'm not alone, just manage yourself."

Hearing such unexpected words, Uchiha Hikari tilted her head, looked at Senju Itama, said with a smile, and left home without looking back, walking towards the depths of the forest, where their secret training base for several girls was.

After Uchiha Hikari left, Senju Itama frowned, thinking about what the other party said last. Uchiha Hikari's work and rest had become extremely strange recently. Sometimes she spoke incoherently, making people unable to guess.

Just when she was troubled, a familiar voice came from behind.

"What are you doing standing there? Have you eaten?"

"This smell... damn it, you guy, actually went to eat barbecue at Uchiha Da Lang's house secretly!"

Hearing the voice she had been thinking about, Senju Itama felt a shock in her heart, then turned her head, looked at Uchiha Gin, who had a lazy look, and was about to say hello, but smelled a familiar fragrance, and immediately curled her little mouth and scolded coquettishly.

"I just happened to meet colleagues for a party, ate two bites, don't be angry, I brought you takeout~"

Seeing Senju Itama's changing face, Uchiha Gin smiled, took out the pre-prepared grilled fish from behind, which was one of the things she liked to eat most.

"Hmph, that's about the same, come in."

Because of the sudden incident, Senju Itama, who had been hungry for a day, was about to get angry, but saw the grilled fish he took out, and immediately settled down, opened the door with a smile, and signaled Uchiha Gin to come in.

"Tsk! You little..."

Looking at the other party's extremely fast face-changing speed, Uchiha Gin rolled his eyes, preparing to complain, but after saying half a sentence, seeing the round buttocks swaying, he swallowed the second half of the sentence.

At the same time, his thoughts returned to a few years ago, when Uchiha Gin had just returned from the moon.

"Hey~ I don't know what will be brushed out today, as long as it's not Great Fireball!"

Finally waiting for the two people in the house to fall asleep, Uchiha Gin, who was cautious, slipped to the backyard, looked at the half-moon hanging in the sky, and guessed what would be brushed out today.

"Sigh~ hasn't the portal on the moon been repaired yet? It's too much trouble to fly up every time~"

In the early summer night, there was no chill, and the very comfortable temperature made Uchiha, who was lying on the rattan chair, very comfortable. When he was staring at the familiar moon and spreading his thinking, the stagnation of his breath made him come back to his senses.

"Finally here, hope it's an important character!"

Immediately standing up, Uchiha Gin looked at the backyard with expectant eyes, the water-ripple light falling slowly, guessing who the lucky one was today.

"Tsk tsk tsk, these big white legs, acupuncture is not poking~ Hey, this butt, enough strength! Waist is so thin, wouldn't it be Terumi Mei?"

I saw a pair of fair and beautiful feet, reflecting in the moonlight, shining with seductive light, followed by a pair of plump but not bloated beautiful legs, making Uchiha Gin subconsciously swallow his saliva. Waiting for that slender waist to appear, he couldn't help but start guessing who this beautiful navel was.

"Holy crap, big thunder!"

However, the huge mountain peaks that appeared next made him completely speechless. He had been in the backyard for so many years and had never seen such a shocking big thunder, even Tsunade was inferior to this pair by half.

"Quick, quick, quick, let me see who you are!"

Unexpectedly, the NPC brushed out had such a explosive figure, which made Uchiha Gin couldn't help but have great curiosity about her identity. Looking at the whole Naruto series, he hadn't seen anyone who could crush Tsunade in figure.

As the light curtain disappeared completely, the owner of the explosive figure also revealed her true colors. In the darkness, a wisp of moonlight exposed the beauty of this mysterious NPC to Uchiha Gin's eyes.

"Uh... why is it so familiar?"

This time, it was a very beautiful and moving woman. In her watery beautiful eyes, she hadn't yet brought the spirit that an NPC should have. A pair of red and full lips carried a hooky aura, and a diamond mark was dotted on her forehead. The good face and explosive figure made a certain curly-haired guy freeze, and he couldn't help but have some doubts. He always felt that this beautiful woman, he often saw somewhere.

"Wait, this hair color?"

Finally, waiting for the moonlight to completely cover the NPC with an explosive figure and beautiful appearance, Uchiha Gin's pair of dull dead fish eyes instantly widened.

Trembling, he stretched out his hands, trying hard to wipe his 24K titanium alloy dog eyes, with such great force that he almost wiped out sparks. After repeated confirmation, he looked at the black and white short hair with an expression of disbelief, and was too surprised to speak.

On this side, Uchiha Gin was still surprised. On that side, the mysterious beauty NPC's eyes gradually injected spirit. After a short period of confusion, that pair of beautiful eyes with spring water swept over the curly-haired guy in front of her, instantly turning into ten thousand tenderness, and then she frowned, as if she couldn't control herself, and disappeared from the spot.

"Boom!!!"

The other party's sudden disappearance made Uchiha Gin return to his senses temporarily. In confusion, the super perception turned on, warning of a great threat, coming from the top of his head. Subconsciously looking up, he saw a pair of fair beautiful legs, carrying blue light, wrapped in ten thousand tons of force, pouring down towards his fluffy curly hair.

"No way, this move is really inherited in one continuous line?"

(End of chapter)