Chapter 230: The addictive commercial song

"Father..."

Akimichi Torifu looked tremblingly at his father, who was usually amiable. At this moment, this round man was exuding a predatory aura, causing the people around him to subconsciously take half a step back.

Right in front of him lay a man as thin as a stick, wrapped in bandages and gauze, covered with spots of blood. And what made people gasp secretly was that the man's hands were actually cut off at the root, and dark red blood was continuously seeping out from the bandages at the wound.

"Nobuo! Wake up, it's your second brother!"

The round man, who was the current Akimichi clan head, Akimichi Shinji, looked at his clansman brother whom he hadn't seen for many years, his eyes slightly red, and he spoke tremblingly.

Although his relationship with Akimichi Nobuo in front of him was not very close, having his clansman carried out in such a miserable state in public made him, the head of the Akimichi clan, lose face.

"Sorry, Clan Head Shinji, Akimichi Nobuo suddenly lost control of his emotions this morning. After seriously injuring our Senju clan's clansman, he acted like a madman. Worried that he would do something irreversible, we finally had to take mandatory measures."

Facing the furious Akimichi Shinji, Senju Tobirama raised his finger, and a teleportation appeared behind him, slowly explaining. The eerie speed made the surrounding ninja clans watching the excitement secretly shocked, subconsciously thinking about countermeasures.

"Our Akimichi clan needs an explanation."

Why were the captives of other ninja clans, although useless, still intact, while his clansman brother was in such a miserable state, as if he would breathe his last at any moment? The depressed energy in his heart could not be eliminated. Akimichi Shinji, who was in a fit of anger, went straight past Sarutobi Sasuke and gritted his teeth to question Senju Tobirama.

"Shinji, don't be impulsive, let's talk things over."

Sarutobi Sasuke, worried that Akimichi Shinji would do something stupid, immediately spoke to comfort him, and then turned to look at Senju Tobirama, his tone very stiff. If he didn't protect the allies of the Ninja Clan Alliance at this moment, would anyone follow him in the future?

"Lord Tobirama, our Ninja Clan Alliance is a whole. Clan Head Shinji's matter is also our matter. So, we hope you can give an answer that satisfies everyone."

Hearing this, Senju Tobirama's eyes flickered with light. In his scarlet pupils, there was a look of contemplation. He hadn't put the mere Akimichi clan in his eyes, but when these ninja clans all twisted into a rope, he had to take this matter seriously.

He immediately killed the idea he had just had in his heart of using simple interest compensation for the Akimichi clan in the cradle. Looking at this momentum, this matter could definitely not be ended by just sending a few more rooms.

"This is Clan Head Shinji's son, right?"

Just as Senju Tobirama was thinking, Akimichi Torifu moved his little butt and squeezed to the front of the crowd to visit the dying Akimichi Nobuo, and he happened to be spotted by him, so he asked.

"Exactly my son."

Suddenly being asked this, Akimichi Shinji was a bit confused, but he still frowned and nodded to confirm.

"I see this child is naturally intelligent and suddenly have a love for talent. I want to take him as a disciple. What does Clan Head Shinji think?"

Senju Tobirama looked at the ignorant Akimichi Torifu, praised him a few words, and then stated his compensation method.

Since simple material conditions could no longer satisfy the demands of the Akimichi clan, he had to sell himself.

"This..."

Akimichi Shinji, who had thought of thousands of possibilities, was directly stunned. Shouldn't the other party throw heavy money to smash his fat face, or promise to give the Akimichi clan more benefits? Why did it end up as if he was coveting Senju Tobirama's body?

"Shinji, it's feasible."

Just as Akimichi Shinji hesitated, Sarutobi Sasuke's voice came to his ear.

"Becoming Senju Tobirama's disciple, the foundation of your Akimichi clan in Konoha will only be more solid."

This explanation made Akimichi Shinji's heart move. Looking at the current situation in Konoha, the Senju clan was in the middle of the day, and Senju Hashirama becoming the leader of the village was already a nailed-down thing. If their Akimichi clan could hold this thigh tightly, wouldn't it be about to take off?

"Torifu! Why don't you come and meet your teacher yet!"

After weighing the pros and cons of this matter, Akimichi Shinji only felt that this matter had a hundred benefits and no harm. He immediately straightened his face, patted his son's head, and pushed him out.

"Ah?"

Akimichi Torifu, who was watching the excitement, was confused and pushed in front of the serious Senju Tobirama. Looking up at the white-haired guy exuding an unkind aura in front of him, the little fatty's heart was shivering, but his father's order could not be disobeyed, so he bowed down.

"Student Akimichi Torifu, pays respects to teacher~"

Since then, the tight expressions on the faces of the Ninja Clan Alliance members melted like spring snow, the tense atmosphere just now was swept away, and the scene became harmonious.

"Clap~ clap~ clap~"

After Akimichi Torifu finished paying respects to his teacher, a burst of loud applause came from outside the venue. Senju Hashirama, with a hearty smile on his face, walked out from behind the scenes, his eyes full of satisfaction. This was the harmony he wanted.

"Congratulations Tobirama, for gaining another beloved disciple."

"Big Brother, you finally came, hurry up and say a few words!"

Looking at Senju Hashirama who appeared on time, Senju Tobirama immediately gave up his position and gave the stage to his big brother.

"Ahem... I'll just say a few simple words."

Standing in the C position, Senju Hashirama scanned the ninja clans and villagers present with a smile in his tiger eyes, and then waved his hand, signaling that he was a man of few words.

"Dear fellow villagers, fellow ninja clans, good afternoon everyone~ Today is a day worth commemorating. I represent the Konoha Senju clan to give everyone..."

"Is that Senju Hashirama? He looks like he's not very smart."

In the crowd, a few little ghosts gathered together, staring straight at Senju Hashirama, who was chattering endlessly, and discussed in a low voice.

"Hiruzen, didn't your father say that guy is very strong? Why can't I see it?"

Shimura Danzo, who was sticking out a pair of fat buttocks behind him, had a look of disdain on his face and asked his best friend.

"Shh~ Lower your voice, Father said that guy's aura is super terrifying. Just staring at him for a while makes one feel timid in their heart."

Sarutobi Hiruzen, who was hunched over, had a look of wariness in his eyes. He had heard his father's repeated instructions not to offend that person.

"Danzo, your big butt is squeezing me!"

Just as the two were whispering, a crisp female voice sounded behind Danzo. Turning his head to look, it was a sweet-looking little black-haired girl with buns. She was squeezed by Danzo's astonishingly voluminous buttocks and had nowhere to hide, so she couldn't help but scold angrily.

"Ah, Koharu, sorry, I'll move away right now."

Hearing the complaints of his childhood sweetheart, Utatane Koharu, Shimura Danzo, who felt guilty, immediately turned around, but he didn't expect that his huge buttocks would uncontrollably hit another person beside him.

"Ah! Help me, my glasses, my glasses~"

Mitokado Homura, who was listening intently to Senju Hashirama's speech, was knocked down by Danzo's buttocks before he could react. Before he could savor the Q-elastic touch, the glasses on his nose flew away, making him instantly blind, and he could only fumble for his glasses on the ground in a panic.

"It's all Danzo's big butt's fault, why don't you hurry up and help Homura find his glasses!"

As a former victim, Utatane Koharu was furious. She frowned and pouted to denounce Danzo, the culprit.

Seeing that his friend's glasses were missing, the few people present immediately bent down and searched on the ground, but there were too many onlookers standing around.

Sarutobi Hiruzen, Utatane Koharu, and Shimura Danzo searched for a while, but they found nothing. Just when the few were at their wits' end, a gentle voice sounded in their ears.

"Excuse me, are you looking for these glasses?"

Hearing this voice, the four people who had found nothing looked up in unison. They saw a black-haired boy with a gentle smile looking at them with confusion, holding exactly the glasses they were looking for.

"Wow~ So handsome!"

As a girl, Utatane Koharu fell in love with the other party's charming face at the first glance. Her small face turned slightly red as she shouted in her heart, and she became a lady, not showing the shrewish look from just now at all.

"Thank you so much!"

Putting on the glasses he had regained, Mitokado Homura, whose delicate face was full of gratitude, thanked the boy who had saved him.

"Hello, I am Sarutobi Hiruzen, I wonder who you are?"

As the leader of the four-person group, Sarutobi Hiruzen found the boy in front of him more and more familiar, especially the fluffy curly hair on the other party's head, which made his little bird feel a dull pain. In confusion, he introduced himself.

"Hello, I am Uchiha Kagami. Are you here to join Konoha? Welcome, welcome~"

Uchiha Kagami, who had recently become Senju Tobirama's disciple, was directly abandoned by the busy Uchiha Gin. Having no choice, he could only follow his cheap teacher every day to learn the knowledge the other party taught in his spare time. Even so, it was much more beneficial than being with his uncle.

"Uchiha, huh..."

Sure enough, this boy was the clansman who had cured his divine doctor. Thinking of this, the wariness on Sarutobi Hiruzen's face lessened a bit, and then he smiled and said to Uchiha Kagami.

"Thank you, you really helped a lot~"

"You're welcome, this is what I should do."

Since childhood, he had been forcibly tutored in ideological and moral education by Uchiha Gin, cultivating Uchiha Kagami into an advanced Young Pioneer. Helping old ladies cross the road, carrying water for widows, etc., were all things he could do with ease.

"Your face is so red, are you having a fever? My uncle knows a little about medicine, do you want to go over there and let him take a look?"

Discovering the girl whose expression was a bit unnatural, he walked up and asked Utatane Koharu, whose face was flushed, with concern.

"Hiruzen, does this guy have anything to do with that hateful curly-haired guy?"

Stung by Uchiha Kagami's energetic and innocent smile, Shimura Danzo quietly stuck to Sarutobi Hiruzen's ear and asked in a low voice.

"Even if they aren't father and son, they should be close relatives."

Based on the rare curly hair feature, Sarutobi Hiruzen firmly judged Uchiha Kagami's identity. Glancing at Danzo, who was slightly indignant, he frowned and reminded him in a low voice.

"Hmph~ No wonder he makes people so annoying!"

Watching his childhood sweetheart Koharu being fascinated by this curly-haired kid, Danzo, who was sour in his heart, snorted coldly, then turned around and used his buttocks to face Uchiha Kagami to express his protest.

"Uh... is that person also your friend? Do you want to go take a look together?"

Uchiha Kagami, who was given the cold shoulder by Danzo, touched his head in confusion. After seeing the buttocks behind Danzo that did not conform to human anatomy, he took a deep breath and asked Utatane Koharu, who was grabbing his arm, in shock.

"None of your business!"

Danzo, who had sharp ears, did not appreciate Uchiha Kagami's kind suggestion after hearing it. Instead, he turned his head away arrogantly and refused coldly.

Hmph! Wait until my Dan-style Butt-Escape is complete, I will definitely make you curly-haired guys look good!

"Alright, but you have to be careful, don't let a small illness drag into a big problem. I heard my uncle say that for this kind of tumor, it must be cut off to recover."

Thinking that Shimura Danzo was too shy and embarrassed to see a doctor, the kind-hearted Uchiha Kagami still advised him and stated the treatment method for this kind of problem.

"Huh?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen, who was listening on the side, felt a chill in his crotch when he heard the word "cut," and his face became extremely ugly. His hunched waist became even more hunched, as if he was hiding something.

"Crackling~ crackling~"

Suddenly, the sound of firecrackers came from afar, attracting the attention of everyone present. The children who were communicating were also attracted by the lively sound, and one by one they waited and watched, wanting to see what was going on.

"... Our Senju clan has always been committed to using nuclear peace means to resolve disputes, hoping to establish a safe and stable..."

The crowd, who were made drowsy by Senju Hashirama's long and smelly speech, felt a shock in their spirits after hearing the sudden sound of firecrackers. They began to whisper to each other, asking what was going on over there.

Some even touched in that direction, wanting to see what happened. Just like that, as one person after another left, only the Ninja Clan Alliance members who dared not act rashly were left in front of the Senju detention point, looking at each other.

"Tobirama, what are they doing over there? Didn't we notify them in advance to delay the opening of the shops?"

Senju Hashirama, who was in high spirits, was unhappy after being interrupted, so he turned to ask his younger brother.

"Hoo~ Ah? That is the Uchiha's temporary detention point."

Senju Tobirama, who was also made drowsy by Senju Hashirama's chanting, became clear instantly after hearing his big brother's voice. His scarlet eyes looked toward the source of the sound, and after thinking about where that was, a look of surprise appeared on his cold face.

"Who is the person in charge of the detention point?"

Clearly he was spreading the concept of peace, why were these guys so worrying? Must complain to Madara!

"Let me see, it seems to be that curly-haired guy~"

Seeing a familiar figure from afar, Senju Tobirama's face became very colorful, and then he said in a strange tone.

"Huh? Brother Gin!"

Hearing that the person in charge was Uchiha Gin, Senju Hashirama, who had just been arrogant and ready to go to Uchiha Madara to settle accounts, subconsciously shrank his head. Not only was the unhappy look swept away, but a smile also hung on his tight face. He turned and waved to his younger brother, and then said to the Ninja Clan Alliance members under the stage.

"Let's go, let's go see what activities the Uchiha are doing over there~"

The members of the Ninja Clan Alliance followed behind the Senju brothers and walked toward the Uchiha detention point. Before they arrived, they heard a deafening music sound, which made the curiosity in their hearts even stronger.

In front of the Uchiha detention point, there was a huge speaker, which was playing a song recorded by Uchiha Gin overnight.

Every word was like a cone of heart and blood, the hoarse voice, the melancholy tone, made the onlookers who didn't know the truth couldn't help but feel a few traces of sympathy for the encounter of these jailers.

"Uchiha of the round fan, Uchiha of the round fan, the ancestral dungeon has gone bankrupt~"

"The best dungeon of Uchiha of the round fan, the ancestral dungeon has gone bankrupt~"

"Wang Ba, bastard clan head Madara, addicted to wooden men, addicted to wooden men~"

"Owed, owed 350 million, ran away with his wooden men~"

"We have no, no, no way, no way, using prisoners to offset wages, wages~"

"Prisoners whose original bounties were 10 million, 20 million, 30 million, all for only 2 million~"

"2 million, 2 million, all for only 2 million, all, all, all, all 2 million~"

"Madara is a bastard, bastard Madara, you are not, you are not, you are not a human~"

"Prisoners whose original bounties were 10 million, 20 million, 30 million, all for 2 million, all for 2 million~"

"Madara is a bastard, bastard Madara, you are not, you are not, you are not a human~"

"We worked hard, worked hard for you, for you for half a lifetime~"

"You, you, you don't pay, don't pay wages, you return, return my hard-earned money~"

"Return my hard-earned money!"

"Tobirama, this voice..."

Hearing this strange but addictive singing voice, Senju Hashirama only felt that he couldn't move, his foot that stepped out hung in mid-air, and he asked his younger brother behind him in an inexplicable tone.

"That's right, it's that curly-haired guy's voice. I didn't expect him to be an excellent singer. If there is a chance, I must exchange singing skills with him~"

Compared to his big brother whose face was a bit ugly, Senju Tobirama, who was proficient in music, had a strange luster in his eyes. In the eyes looking at Uchiha Gin, there was a faint intention to ask for advice.

The name of Konoha Diva, I will not easily give it to you, curly-haired guy!

"Sure enough, no matter how good the product is, without advertising, it's all in vain~"

Looking at the onlookers immersed in the singing, Uchiha Gin nodded with satisfaction. It was not in vain that he worked all night to rush the production of this commercial song, and the effect was so outstanding.

"Hey, look, there is a banner hanging there~"

In the crowd, an onlooker with sharp eyes pointed to the banner hanging above and shouted in surprise.

"Uchiha Dungeon Auction Center, what does that mean?"

After being reminded, the other onlookers hurried to look at the banner. Seeing the big characters written on it, they were confused for a while.

"Hey hey hey~ Welcome everyone to come and support, I am the host of this auction, Uchiha Gin~"

After debugging the microphone in his hand, Uchiha Gin, who had changed into a formal suit, fixed his curly hair into an adult look with hair gel, wore gold-rimmed glasses, and introduced himself to the audience under the stage with deep affection.

"Ah? Didn't you say it was free? Why is it an auction again?"

Hearing Uchiha Gin's words, the onlookers who couldn't hold back their curiosity under the stage couldn't help but shout loudly. The Senju clan promised it was free!

"This little brother asked well, but the free activity has ended. From now on, it becomes an auction mode~"

Seeing that the supporting role was so sensible, Uchiha Gin waved his hand immediately, indicating that the promotional activity just held by the Senju clan had ended, and his auction was the highlight.

You Senju clan give it for free, what does it have to do with me, Uchiha? We didn't promise you free donation.

"Big Brother, didn't you agree with Uchiha Madara? Didn't you say unconditional release?"

Hearing Uchiha Gin's words, Senju Tobirama, who was standing under the stage, moved his eyes to his big brother for the first time. Under the other party's slightly at a loss expression, he questioned.

"Ahem... did I say it or not?"

Senju Hashirama, whose eyes were drifting, was like a child who had done something wrong at this moment. Facing his younger brother's questioning, he could only answer ambiguously.

"Lord Tobirama, this is different from what was agreed. Didn't you say it was free?"

When the two brothers were having an internal strife, Sarutobi Sasuke, who was following closely behind, stood out and asked with a frown.

"Uh... there might be some misunderstanding in this..."

Facing the sharp gazes of the Ninja Clan Alliance members, the guilty Senju Tobirama scratched his face unnaturally. He thought his big brother had already settled this matter, but he didn't expect such an emergency situation to occur now, making him not know how to explain for a while.

"Ahem ahem, everyone, don't be impatient, it's just spending a little money, just treat it as building Konoha."

Seeing his younger brother fall into a predicament, Senju Hashirama, who had always been protective of his calves, stood out and coughed a few times. Although his tone was flat, it carried a faint threat.

Are you going to donate or not?

"Alright, 2 million is not a big number..."

Hearing the threat, Sarutobi Sasuke appeased the allies behind him, turned to look at Uchiha Gin, who was introducing the auction process on the stage, and compromised.

The grace of saving the bird will never be forgotten. It's only 2 million, just treat it as a thank-you gift to the divine doctor!

"We Yamanaka clan will pay 2 million, hurry up and return Elder Zongichiro to us!"

Before Sarutobi Sasuke could speak, the representative of the Yamanaka clan on the side couldn't wait to speak. Her beautiful face was full of worry, as if one second later, Yamanaka Zongichiro would die on the spot.

"Uh... this lady, our auction hasn't started yet, please don't be anxious~"

Not expecting a customer to come so quickly, Uchiha Gin, who was still worried about no business, raised his eyebrows in excitement and explained to the Yamanaka clan representative under the stage.

"Isn't it just 2 million? We Yamanaka clan are not short of money. And Uncle Yiye, return him to us as well!"

4 million, for ordinary people, might be an astronomical figure, but for ninja clans like them, it was just a few days of turnover.

"Good good good, since this lady is so anxious, then let's start the auction from the Yamanaka clan~"

Since you are so anxious, then let's use you as a sample. I hope Brother Zongichiro won't be angry, after all, it was your clan's choice.

In the backstage of the detention point.

"Hmph hmph~ You lost, right? Sure enough, our Yamanaka clan is the most loyal!"

Yamanaka Zongichiro's old face smiled into a chrysanthemum, stretched out his hand to his jailmates beside him, and boasted happily.

"That kid Sasuke actually hesitated. I taught him for so many years in vain!"

Sarutobi Takinosuke, who lost the bet, threw the token with the clan emblem over angrily, his eyes full of disappointment in Sarutobi Sasuke.

"Sigh~ This kid Shinji must not have eaten enough, so he was slow!"

The plump and strong man like a small mountain dug out a token with the word "Food" from his fingers and handed it to Yamanaka Zongichiro. His narrow eyes also flashed with disappointment.

"Boring gambling!"

Shimura Jin Er, who also didn't win, turned his head away, threw out a mark with the Shimura clan emblem, and said with a cold face. In his heart, he had endless complaints about Shimura Xianyi.

Other losers were not as narrow-minded as him, and generously threw the tokens with clan emblems over, with only condemnation of the juniors in their words.

"Accept the bet and admit defeat, when I go back, I must clean up that kid!"

"Hmph hmph, it seems that those kids in the clan have forgotten my divine power!"

"Hehe, earned a full pot~"

Yamanaka Zongichiro smiled and held a pile of tokens with various clan emblems. These were the chips they bet on, one was worth 1 million.

I didn't expect that I had been in prison for so many years. When I came in, I was penniless, and when I went out, I was already rich in the world.

"Yamanaka Zongichiro, time to go."

Just then, the jailer's voice came from outside the door. He, Yamanaka Zongichiro, was about to regain his freedom!

"Alrighty, I'm coming right away~"

Yamanaka Zongichiro, holding the chips, walked as if the wind was blowing under his feet, flexible not like an old man over seventy. However, the other party's next words made the chrysanthemum on his old face instantly wither and wither.

"Take off your clothes first, don't even keep your underwear!"

(End of chapter)