Chapter 286: Black Zetsu, your mother's belly has been made big by someone

In the end, Uchiha Izuna, who received his cousin's approval, left happily. Before leaving, he stuffed the lemons in his hand to Uchiha Gin.

"Cousin, as long as Mieko and I can make it, there will be plenty of lemons in the future!"

Uchiha Gin, who accepted the bribe with peace of mind, frowned at his cousin's spirit outfit.

"Go back and change your style. If you keep this look, I'm afraid you'll be single for the rest of your life."

Hearing this, Uchiha Izuna looked down at his shiny bean shoes in confusion, thinking he was super handsome, with a 200% head-turning rate in the crowd.

"Really? I think Mieko likes this set of mine?"

"I told you to change, so change. Why so much nonsense!"

Giving his cousin a flick on the forehead, Uchiha Gin said with a cold face.

"Alright, alright, I'll change it right away~"

Rubbing his faintly aching head, Uchiha Izuna chose to submit to Uchiha Gin's lewd might.

Otherwise, if his cousin said "I don't agree to this marriage," he and Mieko wouldn't be able to achieve a positive result.

Looking at his brother's retreating back, Uchiha Madara, who was on the side with a gloomy face, had his tense expression gradually ease, and he cursed with a cold snort.

"Hmph! I think Izuna, that kid, is just greedy for her body; he's base!"

"I think you're envious~"

Uchiha Gin turned his head, looking at his cousin with a constrained smile.

"Huh? Would I be envious of him?"

Uchiha Madara immediately rolled his eyes, but a hint of imperceptible relief and joy was hidden on his cold face.

"Hehe."

Uchiha Gin was already used to his cousin's "tsundere" personality, so he instructed.

"I've already helped you ask for leave. Rest well these few days, and by the way, handle the clan affairs, giving your cousin some private space."

"But I..."

Hearing this arrangement, Uchiha Madara was immediately unhappy. This was the critical moment to compete for the Second Hokage.

If he was absent for a few days, maybe that white-haired Senju Tobirama would take the opportunity to steal his home, and all his previous efforts would be wasted.

"Hmph! If you dare to go to work secretly, I'll expose your black history to that white-haired guy."

Seeing through Uchiha Madara's thoughts, Uchiha Gin didn't be polite and directly brought out his trump card. You must know that the black history he had saved was enough to eat his cousin for a lifetime.

Senju Tobirama: There's such a good thing?

"Sigh... I know."

Uchiha Madara, who almost couldn't catch his breath, saw Uchiha Gin's expression was serious and not fake, so he had to nod and agree.

"Alright, I'll go stroll around some more, you go back and rest quickly~"

Uchiha Gin, carrying the lemons, waved at Uchiha Madara and walked toward the village entrance.

You can't go empty-handed when visiting orphans and widows.

Uchiha Madara, who had been threatened by Uchiha Gin, returned to the Clan Head's mansion alone, pushed open the Clan Head's office he hadn't entered for a long time, and found the spacious desk piled with thick documents.

And Uchiha Izuna, who had just parted ways, was burying his head in correcting documents with a serious face, without a shadow of the spirit boy on the street just now.

"Put it there, I'll look at it later~"

Uchiha Izuna, who was focused on reviewing the documents, didn't raise his head, thinking it was a clansman who came to deliver documents, so he said.

"..."

Uchiha Madara didn't speak. Looking at the shallow decree lines on his brother's cheeks, a touch of soreness suddenly surged in his heart.

"Why haven't you left yet?"

Not hearing any movement for a long time, but sensing someone in front of him, Izuna frowned.

"Are you so busy now?"

Uchiha Madara's gaze fell on a table on the side, where cold meals were placed. It seemed his brother had been so busy he forgot to eat and sleep, so he asked in a deep voice.

"Ah? Brother! Why are you here, this..."

Hearing the familiar voice, Uchiha Izuna raised his head in surprise. When he saw Uchiha Madara standing in front of him with a face full of self-reproach, he hurriedly stood up and asked.

"Don't say any more. Sorry, Izuna, I really deserve to die for saying those things to you before!"

Recalling his sharp-tongued face when he targeted Uchiha Izuna just now, Uchiha Madara wished he could slap himself twice.

"Huh?"

Uchiha Izuna, who stood up, was directly stunned, touching his head in confusion, guessing what his brother was playing at.

"You go rest, Izuna. The following work will be left to me~"

Uchiha Madara stepped forward a few steps, pulled Uchiha Izuna, who was full of confusion, down, sat on the Clan Head's throne himself, and began to take over the clan affairs.

"Brother, aren't you working in the Hokage's office? Why did you think of coming back?"

Looking at Uchiha Madara, who was writing furiously, Uchiha Izuna asked cautiously.

"If I don't come back, how will you have time to do business."

Looking at his brother, Uchiha Madara smiled lightly and said.

"Do business?"

"Don't play dumb. I agree too. As long as you don't do anything out of line, go ahead and chase that fruit shop girl with peace of mind!"

"What did you say???"

Uchiha Izuna's sudden overreaction left Uchiha Madara, who was nodding for his own righteousness, confused. Looking at his brother, who was gradually turning red, he asked in confusion.

"Are you okay? Happiness is happiness, don't turn red!"

After a while, Uchiha Izuna, whose complexion returned to normal, had a face as gloomy as water, his eyes full of man-eating intent, and he squeezed a strange sentence out of his teeth.

"He actually dared to deceive me!"

"Creak~"

The door of the Clan Head's office was pushed open violently, and a hurried figure rushed in. It was actually another Uchiha Izuna, who was sweating profusely, his clothes somewhat crooked, and his expression very embarrassed as he shouted.

"Exhausted! This field investigation is not an easy job. I really envy you, clone, for being able to stay in the cool office~"

The Uchiha Izuna who rushed in finished talking to himself, only to find that the person sitting in the Clan Head's position had changed, and immediately asked in surprise.

"Uh... Brother, why are you here? Aren't you out shopping with Cousin?"

And Uchiha Madara looked at the two brothers standing in the room with a weird expression, unable to speak for a while.

The Uchiha Izuna who was reviewing documents first spoke, his cold gaze falling directly on the Uchiha Izuna who had just entered, with killing intent surging.

"Main body, is the field investigation hard?"

"Not hard! Not hard! How can it be as hard as you, clone~"

Sensing a trace of coldness, Uchiha Izuna immediately shook his head like a rattle.

"No, no, how can it be as laborious as you, main body? Is Mieko okay?"

"Nothing, nothing, Mieko's little braids today are super cute!"

"..."

"Thump!"

The scene fell into a deadly silence. The main body Izuna, with a stiff face, went soft in the legs, knelt on the ground, and kowtowed to the gloomy clone.

"Sorry, I'm an undercover agent!"

"Alright, alright, cheating me into working day and night here, but you, you went out to pick up girls under the name of investigation. You really are a good main body in the Ninja World."

Hearing this, Uchiha Madara finally understood the ins and outs of the matter. Looking at the brother kneeling on the ground, his eyes also carried a hint of unkindness.

I thought you were dedicated to your work, but I didn't expect you to be a slippery guy, actually letting a shadow clone work here while you went out to pick up girls.

Such a despicable means, I... why didn't I think of it earlier.

Uchiha Madara, thinking of how he had personally reviewed the documents before, felt even more uncomfortable than losing a hundred million.

"Eat shit!"

The furious clone directly pounced like a hungry tiger toward the main body Izuna, who was kneeling on the ground repenting. Today, he would seek justice for himself.

Clones have human rights too!

"Release!"

Uchiha Izuna, who had been prepared, secretly pinched a seal, and the clone in mid-air instantly turned into a puff of smoke.

"Ugh~"

Although he escaped the clone's revenge, the massive amount of memory during this period was enough for Uchiha Izuna to drink a pot. He held his head and rolled on the ground, sweat seeping from his forehead, and only after groaning in pain for a long time did he gradually quiet down.

"Sigh... thought I was going to die."

After digesting the memory, Uchiha Izuna climbed up from the ground, wiped the sweat from his forehead, looking like he had survived a disaster.

"You think it's over?"

Just then, Uchiha Madara's cold voice sounded in his ear. Izuna stood at attention instantly.

"Brother, this is a reasonable use of ninjutsu."

Seeing Uchiha Madara's gloomy face, Izuna, feeling guilty, hurriedly explained.

"You really can do both business and picking up girls."

"Not bad, not bad~"

Izuna scratched his head embarrassedly. His brother rarely praised people.

"You think I'm praising you? Come and work quickly!"

Uchiha Madara, who stood up, pointed to the Clan Head's throne and ordered.

"Ah! Cousin just told me to go chase Mieko!"

Izuna, trembling in his heart, moved out Uchiha Gin, but Uchiha Madara didn't buy it. His eyes narrowed, and the pressure he emitted made Uchiha Izuna subconsciously swallow his saliva.

"I'll do it, I'll do it! But Mieko's side..."

Forced by tyranny, Uchiha Izuna, with a crying face, had to go back to work. But he had just made a little progress with Mieko. If he missed it, he would really miss it.

"Send your clone, you just stay here and work."

Let you taste the treatment of a clone too.

"..."

I'm greening myself?

Having arranged Uchiha Izuna clearly, Uchiha Madara left the Clan Head's office with satisfaction and walked toward the Naka Shrine where he usually practiced in seclusion.

"As expected, only here can I calm down."

In the empty shrine, flickering with candlelight, Uchiha Madara sat cross-legged in front of the ancestral stone tablet, his eyes slowly staining scarlet, staring straight at the obscure and difficult-to-understand text on the stone tablet.

Under the blessing of ocular power, those tadpole-like characters gradually turned into content that Uchiha Madara could understand.

"Why is the final content still unclear? My eyes are clearly the pinnacle of the Sharingan."

Uchiha Madara, puzzled as to why he couldn't get a glimpse, increased his ocular power output. But even if the Mangekyo in his eyes spun fast enough to smoke, he still couldn't see the final content on the stone tablet.

"Could it be that the Eternal Mangekyo is not the limit of the Sharingan?"

Slowly closing his eyes, Uchiha Madara's eyebrows furrowed into a "chuan" shape. At this moment, he suddenly remembered the content recorded on the stone tablet, and a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind.

"Ten Thousand Things of Creation..."

According to the stone tablet, the combination of Senju and Uchiha power would achieve the power of the Ten Thousand Things of Creation. Then this power might be the key to interpreting the final content of the stone tablet.

Thinking of this, a look of contemplation appeared in Uchiha Madara's eyes, not knowing what he was considering.

And in a corner not far from him, a pitch-black figure slowly poked its head out. Looking at Uchiha Madara, who was deep in thought, Black Zetsu, who had been waiting here for a long time, nodded with satisfaction.

It seems this reincarnation of Indra has fallen into some kind of confusion. Should I add fuel to the fire and make him the most handy chess piece?

Only eyes at the Rinnegan level can see the final content of the stone tablet. It records the specific method of implementing the Infinite Tsukuyomi plan, including how to summon the Demonic Statue of the Outer Path and the role of the Tailed Beasts, etc.

"First let him turn against that reincarnation of Asura. When he is abandoned by everyone, I can take advantage of the situation."

Black Zetsu hid in the corner, planning his grand blueprint, his small bean-like eyes full of hesitation.

"Mother, you are about to be freed from your cage!"

Uchiha Gin, who had just parted ways with Uchiha Madara, carried the lemons and touched the cold drink shop at the village entrance. As a result, the "Temporarily Closed" sign hanging at the door made him look like he had lost his parents. Fortunately, Lady Yongmei had told him where the shop key was before.

After opening the door in two or three moves, Uchiha Gin walked into the empty cold drink shop, but his dry lips made him somewhat moved, but he was too lazy to do it himself.

But as a man with a lackey, Uchiha Gin's dead-fish eyes flashed red, and Wangliang-chan made a brilliant appearance.

"Wangliang-chan!"

Uchiha Gin, who was squinting, was originally in a calm state, but he widened his eyes in surprise when he saw the black-skinned girl transmitted from the Realm of Shadows.

"What kind of look is this?"

Wangliang was still the same black-skinned ice-mountain look, but this time when she came out, there were two rabbit ears on top of her white-haired head, and they didn't look like decorations, but more like real ones.

A moment ago, Kaguya, who was enjoying an elegant afternoon tea in the Realm of Shadows, suddenly sensed a summons. She touched the rabbit ears that had grown on her head, stood up unhappily, and accepted the transmission.

These two rabbit ears grew out after her last fusion transformation with Uchiha Gin. Kaguya herself was also puzzled.

Although her true form was a rabbit, she hadn't experienced this kind of mutation when she was an Otsutsuki~

"By the way, you can't speak~"

Uchiha Gin, who hadn't received a response for a long time, finally remembered that Wangliang-chan couldn't speak, so he patted his

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As for the summoned Kaguya, she maintained the state of an iceberg, yet her two large eyes curiously sized up the cold drink shop. Looking at the cute decorations inside, her girlish heart also felt a slight tremor.

Not bad. Once I rule the world in the future, I'll use this place as my palace~

And have this descendant watch the gate for me.

Just as Kaguya was lost in fantasy, she suddenly felt a tingling sensation on the top of her head, which scared her so much she almost cried out.

"They're actually rabbit ears, and they're even warm!"

Uchiha Gin had appeared behind Kaguya Wangliang at some point and was rubbing the ears on top of her head with his large hands, clicking his tongue in wonder as he touched them.

"Slap!!!"

Kaguya had never suffered such an insult; she immediately swatted away Uchiha Gin's mischievous hand, a look of disgust on her iceberg-like face.

"Hoo~ hoo~ Yes, that's the expression!"

Blowing on his red and swollen palm, Uchiha Gin looked at Wangliang, who was showing such a human-like expression, and nodded with satisfaction.

Uchiha Yao hadn't fully developed this pupil technique of Wangliang's either. Uchiha Gin felt that this pupil-technique creation, Wangliang-chan, could never be just a simple combat puppet. If he trained her a bit more, perhaps she could really be raised into an intelligent AI.

It wasn't impossible that she might suddenly start speaking one day.

"Wangliang-chan, make me a hand-smashed lemon tea, extra sugar!"

Looking up and down at the black-skinned Wangliang, who had recovered as if nothing happened, Uchiha Gin tried issuing a command.

After the training from those two intelligent puppets, Zuo Ling and You Ling, now was the time to inspect the results.

"#"

Kaguya, with a cold face, immediately had an angry vein pop out on her forehead upon hearing Uchiha Gin's bizarre order, and her gaze became unfriendly.

"You don't know how? Then let me demonstrate for you~"

Seeing Wangliang standing there stunned and at a loss, Uchiha Gin assumed she didn't know how, so he scratched his head and said.

Having said that, he skillfully picked up a few lemons, walked into the cold drink shop's bar, and began to operate.

"Smack, smack, smack, smack, smack~"

Hearing a burst of intense pounding, Uchiha Gin's skillful posture left the watching Kaguya somewhat dumbfounded. She hadn't expected this descendant to have some skills; in that case, she would promote him from gatekeeper to chef~

"Ding, ding, ding~ Hand-smashed lemon tea complete!"

With the aid of his monstrous strength, Uchiha Gin easily squeezed the lemons dry, threw a large amount of honey syrup into the enticing juice, and a cup of Uchiha-special hand-smashed lemon tea was finished.

What is professionalism? This is professionalism~

"Do you want to try some?"

Uchiha Gin, who had been preparing to enjoy it himself, suddenly saw the look of hope on Wangliang-chan's face. While puzzled, he tried asking.

After all, as a pupil-technique creation, Wangliang shouldn't need to ingest human food.

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Hearing Uchiha Gin's words, Kaguya nodded subconsciously.

"Huh?"

Uchiha Gin tilted his head in surprise, his curly hair covered in question marks. He had only asked casually and hadn't expected Wangliang to nod. But he didn't think much of it and handed the prepared hand-smashed lemon tea over.

Looking at the clear yellow hand-smashed lemon tea before her, Kaguya was shocked, thinking to herself that it was bad, she was about to be exposed.

But after a long while, she found that Uchiha Gin hadn't grown suspicious and still looked curious. Kaguya steeled herself, reached out, and snatched the hand-smashed lemon tea that was emitting an enticing aroma.

"Gulp, gulp, gulp~"

Kaguya, who didn't know the meaning of the word "polite," lifted it up and drank it down in one go. After the lemon juice entered her mouth, her eyes instantly widened.

Under the pounding of great force, the lemons burst forth with their most primitive freshness, combined with the sweet and cloying syrup and the dense texture of the honey. With the perfect fusion of sour and sweet, and the interweaving of refreshing and mellow, a perfect summer drink was born.

This descendant is qualified to enter my harem.

Draining the cup of hand-smashed lemon tea, Kaguya licked her full lips, still wanting more. For the first time, her emotionless eyes carried a visible demand.

"You want more?"

Kaguya nodded busily, appearing even more human than before.

"Then wait a moment~"

Guessing whether Wangliang had evolved another step, Uchiha Gin immediately started making more.

As cup after cup of hand-smashed lemon tea was served, Kaguya, having let go, simply stopped being reserved. She sat brazenly on the stool, cup after cup, pouring the Uchiha-made hand-smashed lemon tea into her mouth.

Before long, Kaguya's originally very flat lower abdomen slowly began to bulge.

Pass it on: Uchiha Gin got Kaguya pregnant.

"Refreshing!"

With the last cup of hand-smashed lemon tea down, Kaguya, who was already high from drinking, blurted out a word.

"!!!"

This gave Uchiha Gin, who was cleaning up the lemon remains, a huge fright. He flashed in front of Kaguya, staring straight at her slightly flushed little face. That charming rosy glow couldn't be hidden even by her black skin.

Kaguya, who was already tipsy, hadn't yet realized she had spoken. Looking down at the empty cup in her hand and then at Uchiha Gin standing before her, she subconsciously handed the cup over.

"Another cup~"

"Woooo~ I did it! I succeeded!"

The suspicion he had imagined didn't appear. Instead, Uchiha Gin was seen hugging the cup and weeping with joy.

In his view, Wangliang being able to speak was a miraculous evolution that only happened because of his unremitting efforts.

After all, the Sharingan is known as the mirror of the heart, and pupil techniques all contain a bit of idealism.

"Uh"

Uchiha Gin's reaction actually left Kaguya bewildered. She realized at this moment that she had actually spoken and was thinking about how to remedy it.

Unexpectedly, Uchiha Gin, who had discovered her secret, was actually crying while hugging the hand-smashed lemon tea, with no intention of doubting her at all.

"Wangliang-chan! Do you know who I am?"

Wiping away the tears of joy from the corners of his eyes, Uchiha Gin stared into Kaguya's eyes and asked in a deep voice.

"Curly hair?"

Kaguya, who was feeling restless from being stared at, let her gaze fall on the top of Uchiha Gin's head and replied in a cold tone.

"NO! I am your master!"

Uchiha Gin made an X with his hands over his chest, attempting to correct Wangliang's cognition. In his view, the intelligence of this kind of AI shouldn't be too high, so it still needed his slow guidance.

"Okay, Curly hair. Got it, Curly hair."

Since the fact that she could speak was already exposed, Kaguya stopped pretending to be mute. Her cold and beautiful face returned to its previous "three-no" state, and she spoke slowly, a hard-to-detect smile hidden in her beautiful eyes.

"No, learn after me... Master!"

Considering that Wangliang-chan could turn into a belt, Uchiha Gin let bygones be bygones regarding her words and instead began to teach her earnestly.

"Mm."

Kaguya hesitated for a moment, then slowly nodded, as if agreeing.

"Why are you nodding! I am the master, not you!"

Not expecting her to be so hard to teach, Uchiha Gin jumped with anger on the spot.

"You are the master?"

Hearing this, Kaguya tilted her head in confusion and asked softly.

"Yes, yes, yes, you are the master!"

Uchiha was overjoyed upon hearing this. He was indeed a good seed for teaching and educating; he had even managed to train a puppet that couldn't speak into one that could talk eloquently.

Since you've said so, then I won't be polite~

"Mm."

Kaguya nodded vigorously, as if it were a serious matter.

Sure enough, this descendant doesn't seem very smart. My worries were superfluous.

(End of chapter)