Chapter 317

317. Chapter 312: Fugaku? No, Fu-You!

Konoha Hospital

Uchiha Izuna paced back and forth anxiously in front of an operating room with its doors tightly closed, his handsome face tense. His two fists were clenched tightly together due to nervousness, and ferocious blue veins were bulging on the back of his hands.

"Little cousin, can you stop pacing? You're almost making me dizzy."

Uchiha Gin, sitting on a bench in the hallway, really couldn't stand Uchiha Izuna, who had been pacing back and forth in front of him for several hours, and reminded him.

"Big cousin, Mieko will be fine, right?"

Uchiha Izuna, covered in sweat, stopped his pace and asked in a voice that was almost trembling.

"I can't guarantee that for you, I'm not a doctor."

Uchiha Gin spread his hands, his expression very helpless.

"You're quite familiar with the doctors in this hospital, aren't you? Why don't you help me go in and ask?"

In his anxiety, Uchiha Izuna was grasping at straws, actually wanting Uchiha Gin to go into the operating room to find out what was going on.

"Are you okay? This is gynecology!"

Uchiha Gin, who wanted to lift Uchiha Izuna's skull on the spot to check which nerve had gone wrong, stood up and gave his little cousin's head a violent knock.

Creak~

"Family members outside, be quiet. The surgery is still in progress..."

Perhaps because the two brothers' voices were too loud, the door of the operating room was pushed open from the inside. A nurse with an unhappy expression poked her head out and warned the two with great dissatisfaction.

However, after seeing a familiar curly-haired man outside the door, the nurse, who had just had a gloomy expression, suddenly showed a very surprised expression, and her tone instantly became respectful.

"Gin-sensei! Are you here to help again?"

"Ahem ahem ahem..."

Uchiha Gin, greeted enthusiastically by the nurse, coughed a few times to cover up his embarrassment. Facing the teasing look of his little cousin behind him, he waved his hand and refused seriously.

"I'm a family member of the patient today, so I won't disturb your work."

"You don't have to be so distant, you clearly helped our gynecology department so much before..."

At this moment, what Uchiha Gin was most thankful for was that he didn't bring Uchiha Hikari and the others to the hospital with him. Otherwise, just based on these few sentences, he would have a very miserable time for a long time to come.

"How is Uchiha Mieko doing now?"

With many people and mixed eyes, Uchiha Gin, worried about exposing too much, hurriedly changed the subject.

"The mother's vital signs are stable, it's just that the fetal position is a bit incorrect, the doctor is adjusting it, and it should be over in a while."

Since the person asking was their gynecology department's only designated mentor, known as the Konoha Gynecology Saint Hand Uchiha Gin, the nurse naturally told everything she knew, explaining Uchiha Mieko's situation clearly.

"Thank you~ I'll give you a big red envelope later!"

Uchiha Gin, having found out the situation, promised the nurse with a smile. When the operating room door closed again, he turned and made a reassuring gesture to Uchiha Izuna.

"Big cousin, is this what you're usually busy with?"

Not expecting Uchiha Gin to be so familiar with the gynecology department of Konoha Hospital, Uchiha Izuna, who had already put his heart back in his stomach, looked at his big cousin, who was exuding a decadent and lazy aura, with extremely complex eyes.

"A part, just a part~"

At this time, four years had passed since Uchiha Madara left Konoha. During this period, the burden of the entire clan had been pressed onto Uchiha Izuna's shoulders.

Uchiha Izuna hadn't managed the clan leader's affairs before, but at that time his mentality was still very positive and optimistic, and he did his work with great relish.

But with Uchiha Madara's sudden running away, the little cousin's sky collapsed. The forcibly added responsibility tortured him into a soulless ox-horse.

Adhering to the principle of "if you've been rained on, you have to break the umbrella," Uchiha Izuna had repeatedly tried to pull Uchiha Gin to be his cushion, but was pushed away by the other party for various reasons.

Sometimes he said he was a tutor, sometimes he said he was doing missions, and finally he even brought out the reason of attending some medical lecture. At first, he thought it was a joke, but now it seems there is some truth to it.

"Wah~ Wah~ Wah~"

Just as the two brothers were communicating, several high-pitched cries sounded in the operating room. Uchiha Izuna, who had been cold-faced, instantly cleared up.

Creak~

Accompanied by the operating room door opening again, Uchiha Mieko, with a pale face, was pushed out by several nurses. Her consciousness was still clear. The first time she saw Uchiha Izuna, a heartwarming smile appeared on her face, and then she said in an extremely weak voice,

"Darling, come and see our baby~"

Only to see Uchiha Mieko lift a corner of the quilt, revealing a wrinkled baby, who was now sticking comfortably to the place Uchiha Izuna liked most, greedily sucking on his favorite food.

"Ah? Let me see too~"

"Plop!"

Uchiha Gin, seeing this, also wanted to see the style of his nephew, but before his head could reach over, he was kicked away by the food-protecting Uchiha Izuna, and in the surprised eyes of the doctors and nurses, he was heavily embedded in the hospital wall.

"If you want to see, go home and see!"

"Hmph~ So stingy!"

Digging himself out of the wall and patting the dust off his body as if nothing had happened, Uchiha Gin pouted aggrievedly, calling his brother ungrateful.

But, mouth-hating-heart-loving, he still very thoughtfully took out the red envelope he had prepared in advance and distributed it to the doctors and nurses who had worked hard for several hours.

"Thank you all for your hard work~"

The weight of the red envelope was terrifyingly heavy. The doctors and nurses, who were already smiling, smiled even more brightly.

"Thank you, Gin-sensei!"

"Gin-sensei is too polite~"

"Gin-sensei, there is a consultation in the afternoon, do you have time?"

After a careful examination, Uchiha Mieko and her son, confirmed to be fine, moved into a pre-booked VIP single room. The full and satisfied baby was no longer crying, unconsciously smacking his lips, and lying quietly in the brand-new baby bed, sleeping soundly.

"Thank you for your hard work, Mieko."

Looking at his weak wife, Uchiha Izuna felt distressed. Worried about disturbing the baby, he had to put his head to Uchiha Mieko's ear and whisper.

"It's okay~ It's okay~"

Uchiha Mieko, who became a mother at a young age, had a delicate body exuding a thick maternal radiance. Only to see her raise her hand to gently stroke Uchiha Izuna's handsome face, her words full of love.

"It's all my fault..."

Not expecting that he would become the one being comforted, Uchiha Izuna felt guilty in his heart.

"It's not your fault."

Uchiha Mieko knew what her husband wanted to say, so she shook her head gently.

"It's all his fault! Mieko, don't spoil him anymore."

Suddenly, a lazy voice broke the intimate moment between the couple. Only to see Uchiha Gin, who didn't know when he had entered, curiously examining the baby sleeping soundly on the side.

"Big cousin, when did you come in?"

Uchiha Izuna straightened up hurriedly.

"I've been here for a while~"

Uchiha Gin, having finished visiting his nephew, raised his head with a smile, put the strawberry milk he had carefully prepared in advance aside, and looked at Uchiha Izuna with a very teasing look.

"Why are you looking at me like that?"

Uchiha Izuna, who felt uncomfortable being looked at by Uchiha Gin, couldn't help but ask.

"Tsk tsk tsk, you brat, I've reminded you, Mieko is still too young, wait a few years before having children, why don't you listen?"

Giving birth at eighteen is considered normal in this world, but if placed in Uchiha Gin's previous life, it would belong to a high-risk pregnancy, easily causing serious consequences.

"I've been very careful, who knew..."

Being told this by Uchiha Gin, Uchiha Izuna, who was already guilty, blamed himself even more.

"But fortunately, both mother and child are safe, otherwise you brat should prepare to lose an eye."

For a scumbag who hurts women, Uchiha Gin's face was full of contempt, thinking about whether he should schedule a vasectomy for his little cousin who couldn't control his basket.

Uchiha Gin was very careful about measures in this regard. Every time he communicated with women, he would stifle the activity of the tadpoles and turn them into pure energy to irrigate others~

"I will be careful in the future."

Uchiha Izuna, who felt some kind of malice in the dark, felt a chill in his basket, subconsciously clamped his legs, and then nodded very sincerely.

"By the way, have you thought of a name for the child?"

Seeing that his little cousin had a correct attitude, Uchiha Gin temporarily slowed down the progress of the vasectomy, glanced at his wrinkled nephew, opened the gift he brought, and inserted a straw into his mouth without hesitation.

Hearing this, the couple Uchiha Izuna looked at each other, and Uchiha Mieko spoke first.

"We thought about it, let's call him Fugaku."

"Pfft!"

The strawberry milk in Uchiha Gin's mouth instantly sprayed out, splashing all over his little cousin who couldn't dodge in time.

"Ahem ahem ahem... sorry, sorry~"

Uchiha Gin, who was choked, wiped the strawberry milk from the corner of his mouth, then picked up a long towel that he didn't know what it was for, and hurriedly wiped his little cousin.

"Don't! That's..."

Uchiha Mieko, seeing this, stiffened, and then hurriedly tried to stop him, but it was too late.

"This is..."

After wiping for a while, Uchiha Gin, who found that the more he wiped, the yellower it got, smelled the strange smell of the towel in his hand, and his expression became even more apologetic.

"Sorry, Izuna, forgive me this once."

"Ah!"

Uchiha Izuna, who had been covered in excrement, went completely crazy, disappeared on the spot with the fastest Body Flicker Technique of his life, and then heard the sound of dripping water from the room's bathroom.

After a while, a wet Uchiha Izuna walked out of the bathroom with a dark face, staring at Uchiha Gin with eyes that were almost cannibalistic.

"Aiyo~ It's your own child's, and you still think it's dirty? Mieko, such a man is not worth having~"

Feeling bursts of killing intent, Uchiha Gin directly reversed the blame, sitting on the edge of Uchiha Mieko's bed, chewing his tongue in a low voice like a senior girlfriend.

"Giggle giggle~"

Because the few people forgot to control the volume, the sleeping baby slowly opened his eyes, but didn't cry, instead giggling.

Seeing this scene, Uchiha Izuna could only shake his head helplessly and chose to take revenge another day.

"Big cousin, is the name Fugaku good?"

Uchiha Izuna, who had recovered his calm, teased his son who had been woken up and raised his head to ask.

"The name is good, but..."

Uchiha Gin, who had walked over, felt complex in his heart. Looking down at his nephew, he scratched his curly hair with a headache.

This name is not very auspicious~

"But what?"

Uchiha Izuna paused upon hearing this and asked in confusion, while Mieko, who was listening on the side, also blinked her eyes curiously.

"I just calculated it for you and found that the name Fugaku, it..."

Pretending to pinch his fingers, Uchiha Gin made sounds of tsk-tsk in his mouth.

"What's wrong with it?"

The couple looked nervously at the mysterious Uchiha Gin. They had also heard that their big cousin could calculate things.

"It's not festive enough~"

Narrowing his eyes and pretending to be profound, Uchiha Gin was silent for a while and said slowly,

"Huh?"

"I think Fu-Gui or Fu-You is also fine."

In the end, under Uchiha Gin's interference, the reincarnation of the Sage of Six Paths, who had arrived early, was pressed back, and a teenager named Uchiha Fu-You began his life of glory and wealth.

Land of Waves

"Haha! I'm a grandfather!"

In the Daimyo's palace, Uchiha Tajima, white-haired but with a glowing face, looked at the news just passed from Konoha in his hand and jumped up from his exquisite chair in excitement. After many years, this old man who had retired behind the scenes finally ushered in a piece of good news that comforted him.

"Uchiha Fu-You, what a good name!"

Looking at the name of his good grandson again, Uchiha Tajima laughed even more, loudly praising the name for being noble and so on.

On the other side,

In a desolate wilderness in the Land of Fire, a small cat carrying a scroll jumped through the forest. Following a familiar smell, it turned left and right and found a figure sitting alone by a campfire.

"Oh? It shouldn't be time for contact yet, right?"

Uchiha Madara, wearing red battle armor, frowned in confusion as he looked at the ninja cat that had come to his door. Only a few days had passed since the last contact with the village. Could it be that something big had happened?

The ninja cat clan currently living in the Empty Realm did not choose to sign summoning contracts with humans because they yearned for freedom.

Even if this ninja cat was conquered by Uchiha Madara's demeanor and voluntarily recognized him as its master, it did not sign a contract.

"Sigh~ Master, it's urgent and important news, meow~"

The ninja cat, having accepted Uchiha Gin's bribe of three small dried fish, didn't dare to be slow. The moment it got the scroll, it set off to find Uchiha Madara.

"Important news?"

Uchiha Madara's heart tightened, and dozens of bad news instantly popped into his head, such as big cousin dying, Hashirama getting a divorce, or the sow at the entrance of the village getting pregnant and giving birth to a naturally red-eyed white-haired pig.

"Sigh~"

With a nervous mood, Uchiha Madara slowly unfolded the scroll. As he read deeper, his originally cold expression melted like spring snow, and a rare smile hung on the corner of his mouth.

"Haha, Izuna, this brat, actually became a father!"

Uchiha Madara, who hadn't laughed so heartily for a long time, looked at the family photo attached to the scroll, and tears faintly flashed in the corners of his eyes.

"But this name, Fu-You?"

After the joy, Uchiha Madara looked at the name of his nephew who had just been born, and the expression on his face became strange.

Probably, should, maybe, definitely, certainly was named by big cousin...

"Need to work harder!"

Hearing the good news, Uchiha Madara was instantly full of energy. Not long ago, he had just discovered the Nine-Tails' trail, tracked it all the way here, and would soon be able to achieve his goal and return to the village in triumph.

The Nine-Tails, lying flat in a canyon not far away, suddenly felt a chill on its back. It opened its beast pupils in confusion, thinking that it hadn't offended anyone recently, so why did it have the illusion of being missed?

"No, it's not safe here either."

Ever since it was physically castrated, the Nine-Tails had become suspicious by nature. Even if it was an illusion, it couldn't ignore it. It immediately stood up, preparing to move its nest again.

"Finally found you!"

The Nine-Tails, which had just stood up, raised its head in surprise. Under the white moonlight, two scarlet eyes made it feel cold all over. A fear from the depths of its soul urged it to subconsciously take a few steps back.

"Roar!!!"

However, as the strongest Tailed Beast, the Nine-Tails quickly adjusted its mentality. It's just a mere descendant of Indra, watch me eat him as a snack.

This time, it would definitely chew him into pieces, spit him out, confirm it, and then swallow him!

"Ah? Stand still obediently!"

Uchiha Madara, wearing red armor, looked like a demon god. Looking at the Nine-Tails that wanted to resist, he sneered, put his hands together, and a deep blue giant rose from the ground.

"I tm..."

The Nine-Tails looked dumbfoundedly at the giant that was a few heads taller than itself and couldn't help but curse. In the eyes of their Tailed Beasts, humans were all the same, so it didn't recognize at the first moment that the human in front of it was Uchiha Madara, who had manipulated the Eight-Tails to fight it back then.

Wind tight, pull away~

The Nine-Tails, which was no longer the reckless man it once was, decisively chose to run away. After spitting out a Tailed Beast Bomb as cover, it ran towards the distance without looking back.

!

"Tmd! Indra's descendant is still chasing me!"

While missing the kind-eyed Otsutsuki Hagoromo, the Nine-Tails, glancing back, looked at the Susanoo that was flapping its wings and catching up to it. It was so scared that its nine tails were swinging wildly, and its feet were accelerating as if they were wind-blown, only hating that the Sage of Six Paths didn't give it two more legs.

"Boom!"

"Be obedient, suffer less."

Uchiha Madara, controlling Susanoo to land in advance on the Nine-Tails' only path, crossed his arms and issued an ultimatum.

"Damn human! Even if I die, I won't let you get your wish!"

The Nine-Tails knew it was doomed, so it bared its teeth, preparing to fight Uchiha Madara to the death. At this moment, it suddenly remembered the brothers it had betrayed before, and couldn't help but feel a bit sad in its heart.

Brothers, sorry~

But the other Tailed Beasts couldn't hear the Nine-Tails' repentance at this moment, otherwise they would definitely mock it well in the chat room.

"Stop it, Nine-Tails, I hate violence~"

Facing the Nine-Tails fighting to the death, Uchiha Madara actually didn't have much confidence in his heart, after all, Hashirama had a high evaluation of this Tailed Beast.

"Roar!"

Since it was prepared to fight to the death, the Nine-Tails didn't hide anything anymore. It opened its mouth and fired a high-concentration compressed Tailed Beast Bomb, shooting towards Uchiha Madara.

"Boom!"

Uchiha Madara's heart tightened. Four arms went into battle, and the giant blade blocked in front of his chest, waiting in full battle array to resist the Nine-Tails' world-destroying attack.

"Just this?"

As a result, the impact force produced by the Tailed Beast Bomb was not big or small, making Uchiha Madara somewhat dumbfounded. Looking at the undamaged Susanoo that only retreated half a step, he couldn't distinguish between reality and illusion for a while.

"Are you really the Nine-Tails?"

Uchiha Madara had a thick look of confusion on his face, controlling Susanoo to hug the Nine-Tails, which had finished releasing the Tailed Beast Bomb and was showing a big backswing, and asked with a slight frown.

Did he encounter a fake?

"I don't change my name when I walk, I don't change my surname when I sit, this master is the Nine-Tails!"

The Nine-Tails, which was easily handled, didn't want to lose face, so it stated its identity very hard. But due to the sequelae of castration, its tone was a bit sharp, as if it was pressing its throat.

"No way? How did it become a weak goods?"

Uchiha Madara, who had experienced a battle with the Nine-Tails, checked the appearance of the fox in his hand again and again. It was indeed exactly the same as the Tailed Beast Pokémon battle back then, just the voice became a bit strange.

Could it be...

Since the Nine-Tails was still that Nine-Tails, there was only one explanation.

Uchiha Madara, who figured out the reason, couldn't help but proudly straighten his chest.

"Sure enough, I have become stronger. This Tailed Beast, which made Hashirama miserable back then, is no longer a match for me!"

That's right, Uchiha Madara affirmed that it must be that he had grown to a height that Senju Hashirama could not reach without knowing it, so he could easily take down the Nine-Tails, which was very difficult to deal with in the other party's mouth.

"Hehehe~"

Why does this human laugh so disgustingly~

Could it be that he has some special hobby?

The Nine-Tails, pinched in Susanoo's hand, saw Uchiha Madara's strange expression and subconsciously tightened its chrysanthemum, speculating maliciously.

"Although you are useless, it is excellent to take you back to show off~"

Uchiha Madara, who had been YY for a while, looked at the honest Nine-Tails in his hand, thought about it, widened his eyes, and gave the other party a Mangekyo illusion.

Facing the familiar pupil technique, the wedge in the Nine-Tails' mind was instantly activated. Without any room for resistance, it was instantly taken down.

"Uh... why was it so easy to control?"

He thought it would take some effort to control the Nine-Tails, but it was taken down by a simple illusion. This made Uchiha Madara frown in confusion.

"Hmph, I am now Madara Uchiha!"

He, who didn't know that Uchiha Hikari had placed a wedge on the Tailed Beast, had even greater confidence in his strength after a simple confirmation.

"Let's go, time to go home!"

Dispersing Susanoo, Uchiha Madara jumped onto the head of the Nine-Tails, whose eyes were red, lay comfortably on the soft fur, and waved his hand towards Konoha.

"Roar!"

The controlled Nine-Tails could no longer dominate its own consciousness. Under the suppression of the Mangekyo pupil power, it had to step forward and run in the direction pointed by Uchiha Madara.

That is that human's territory!

Although its body was not under its control, the Nine-Tails was still clear in its heart, easily distinguishing that the place Uchiha Madara wanted to take it was the territory of that Asura descendant who had left it with a beast-life shadow.

"Who did I offend?"

The Nine-Tails' heart was crying. It didn't expect that after so many years, it was still that little fox being manipulated by the Otsutsuki Hagoromo family.

"Old man, please open your eyes!" (End of chapter)