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Chapter 321: 321. Chapter 316: Butt-Style Jutsu Debuts, Danzo

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321. Chapter 316: Butt-Style Jutsu Debuts, Danzo's Moment of Glory

"Idiot! It's an enemy!"

Sarutobi Sasuke was in no mood to flirt with Shimura Danzo. After a furious roar, he forcibly turned Danzo's head toward the strange woman who was hissing in a low voice.

"Ah!"

Only then did young Danzo snap out of his trance. He performed a swallow-like flip, jumping up from the ground, drawing the samurai sword from his back, and standing alongside Sarutobi Hiruzen.

"Pfft~"

Ignoring the three on-guard brats, Zhenzi reached out and pulled the shuriken out of her chest. To the horror of the Sarutobi Hiruzen squad, not a single drop of blood flowed from the wound, which was deep enough to reveal bone.

"Are you the culprits behind the cannibalism?"

Holding a kunai in one hand across his chest, Sarutobi Hiruzen questioned her coldly while secretly signaling his teammates behind him to fire a flare.

These two strange individuals radiated an aura that was not to be trifled with; the three of them were likely no match for them.

"Eat."

Zhenzi tilted her head. Her scarlet eyes held no emotion other than a craving for food. However, Seeing Shenhuo, standing behind her, caught the small movements of the brats and curled his lips into a disdainful smile.

"In this world, isn't it just humans eating humans?"

Seeing Shenhuo smiled and shook his head, then reached out and formed the Tiger seal. Sensing that the situation was dire, Sarutobi Hiruzen immediately urged his teammates loudly,

"Fire the signal now!"

Shimura Danzo stopped hiding, pulled the flare at his waist with lightning speed, and held it high.

"Fire Style: Ghost Lantern!"

However, before the flare could eject its sparks, over a dozen fireballs shaped like evil ghosts instantly surrounded the three. One of the fireballs opened its maw and swallowed the lit flare from Danzo's hand. As wisps of black smoke rose, the unlaunched flare instantly became a dud.

Staring at the dozen ghost-like fireballs, the three boys broke into a cold sweat. Seeing Shenhuo, who had performed the jutsu, watched the brats with great interest, his fingers rhythmically manipulating the Ghost Lanterns to move up and down.

"Who exactly are you?"

Looking at the lifelike ghost fireballs, Uchiha Kagami couldn't help but frown. He had never seen anyone outside the Uchiha clan manipulate Fire Style ninjutsu with such finesse.

"Do you think I chat with my food? Zhenzi, eat!"

Villains die from talking too much. The cautious Seeing Shenhuo didn't want to expose himself through idle chatter, so he spoke to the hungry Zhenzi.

"Eat."

Having received Seeing Shenhuo's approval, Zhenzi happily moved her legs and reached toward the three boys who were braced for battle. In her eyes, these children were fragrant little suckling pigs waiting for her to feast upon.

"Damn it!"

Not expecting the enemy to deny them even a chance to stall, Sarutobi Hiruzen cursed under his breath, threw his kunai at the approaching strange woman, and quickly began forming seals with his small hands.

"Pfft~"

The Ghost Lantern fireballs blocked the kunai for the woman, and the refined steel ninja tool was dissolved into scrap by the high temperature in an instant.

Dragon - Ox - Rabbit.

"Water Style: Water Turbulence!"

Not wanting to be restricted by these Ghost Lanterns that were blocking their movement, Sarutobi Hiruzen used the Water Turbulence jutsu. After puffing his cheeks into a bun, he spat out a fountain of water, aiming directly at the floating ghost fireballs.

"Sizzle, sizzle~"

Accompanied by a teeth-gritting hissing sound, the street was instantly filled with thick water vapor, and the three boys disappeared. Seeing Shenhuo was surprised to see this; he hadn't expected a brat under ten years old to be able to skillfully use a jutsu. The Leaf Village truly lived up to its reputation as a great ninja nation, producing talent in abundance.

"Too bad you ran into us."

But Seeing Shenhuo had no intention of letting the three go. He spread his hands slightly and pushed forward violently, the powerful palm wind blowing away all the water vapor that was obscuring his vision.

"Eh?"

As the vapor cleared, the first thing he saw was Shimura Danzo, his mouth puffed out, his small face flushed red as he glared at him.

Wind Style: Great Breakthrough!

The next moment, Seeing Shenhuo felt a gale hit his face, but he didn't panic. The destructive power of a jutsu like Great Breakthrough was tied to the caster's strength; this big-butted brat before him hadn't reached a level that required him to dodge.

"Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh~"

However, how could the F6, who worked with such tacit understanding, simply use a jutsu? Uchiha Kagami, who had been waiting on the side, suddenly pulled his hands out of his ninja tool pouch, his fingertips gripping several high-quality kunai that shimmered with a chilling light.

As Danzo released the Great Breakthrough, Uchiha Kagami fired all the kunai into the gale. With the wind's assistance, the speed of the kunai was further enhanced, turning them into invisible killers with immense lethality in the dark environment.

"It worked!"

Not expecting the brats to have such tacit coordination, seeing the speeding kunai about to pierce Seeing Shenhuo's chest, excitement rose in the eyes of Sarutobi Hiruzen and the others. The combination technique they had practiced so hard had finally come in handy.

"Ah!"

The result did not disappoint the three boys. The flying kunai hit Seeing Shenhuo, who was standing in place, without any suspense. They heard him scream, and then he fell backward.

"Haha! I carried this fight!"

Seeing the man who had just forced the three of them into a desperate situation defeated by the Great Breakthrough, Shimura Danzo immediately puffed up with pride.

"Something's wrong. Why is that woman not making a sound?"

Unlike little Danzo, who was celebrating prematurely, Uchiha Kagami frowned as he looked at the strange woman standing blankly on the side. They were clearly partners; why was she showing no emotional fluctuation even though her accomplice had fallen?

"Danzo, you go control that woman first. I'll notify the Captain."

Although excited, Sarutobi Hiruzen remained cautious. He directed Danzo to take down the strange woman while he fumbled at his waist, preparing to use a flare to notify his father to come and verify their results.

"Eh? Where did my flare go?"

But after searching for a long time, Sarutobi Hiruzen couldn't find the flare he had hung at his waist. Just as he was puzzled, a lazy voice suddenly sounded behind him, giving him the feeling of being watched by a venomous snake. A chill ran down his spine.

"Little friend, are you looking for this?"

Seeing Shenhuo, who should have been lying on the ground, was now squatting behind Sarutobi Hiruzen, smiling as he toyed with a flare.

"Hiruzen, watch out!"

Uchiha Kagami had been observing the strange woman, always feeling a strange aura from her that made his soul tremble. But upon hearing the abrupt male voice, he reacted immediately, raising his samurai sword and slashing toward Seeing Shenhuo, who was not far from him, attempting to force him away from Sarutobi Hiruzen.

"Clang!"

Who would have thought that Seeing Shenhuo wouldn't care about the attack from behind? He merely extended two fingers and clamped the samurai sword. No matter how much strength Uchiha Kagami used, the sword in his hand remained motionless.

Shouted at by Uchiha Kagami, Sarutobi Hiruzen finally broke free from the lock of killing intent. Unwilling to just wait for death, he pulled out a kunai and stabbed toward Seeing Shenhuo behind him.

"Bang!"

"Thud!"

However, Seeing Shenhuo was a step faster, directly elbowing Sarutobi Hiruzen in the back, sending him flying several meters and slamming him heavily against the wall of the alley.

"Pfft!"

Suddenly struck, Sarutobi Hiruzen felt his internal organs shift, and the surging blood rolled in his chest. He felt a sweetness in his throat and couldn't help but spit out a mouthful of blood.

"Monkey!"

Shimura Danzo, who had just pulled a rope from his ninja tool pouch and was still thinking about what kind of bondage to use to tie up the motionless woman, turned his head upon hearing the noise behind him. He saw Sarutobi Hiruzen spitting blood and was so shocked that he dropped the rope and rushed over to help.

"Eat... eat... butt!"

But before he could take a few steps, two pale, slender hands rested on his shoulders. The bone-chilling cold made Shimura Danzo break into a cold sweat, and the gibberish in his ear, carrying a thick, fishy stench, almost made him wet his pants.

"Fire Style: Great Fireball Technique!"

On the other side, seeing the situation was dire, Uchiha Kagami directly abandoned his sword and retreated. He quickly formed seals with his hands, using all his might to refine the chakra in his body. Dense Fire Style chakra quickly condensed, and with a small opening of his mouth, a huge fireball was sprayed toward the Fire God crouching on the ground.

"Oh? This Fire Style is decent, but..."

Facing Uchiha Kagami's Great Fireball Technique, a flash of appreciation crossed Seeing Shenhuo's eyes. To be able to use a Fire Style of this scale at this age, this child was definitely a member of a prominent Leaf clan.

"... a jutsu this slow can't burn anyone to death~"

That's right, do you understand the value of the Compassion Jutsu?

Seeing Shenhuo disappeared from the spot with a Body Flicker. Uchiha Kagami's Great Fireball smashed directly into the ground. Looking at the large pit melted into the ground by the scorching high temperature, he panted, a flash of annoyance crossing his small face as his uncle's words surfaced in his mind.

Uchiha Gin, picking his nose, sat lazily on a lounge chair by the training ground, watching Uchiha Kagami sweating like rain. Feeling bored, he prepared to teach this nephew of his something.

"Kagami, is there any ninjutsu you want to learn?"

"Eh... Great Fireball! I want to learn the Great Fireball Technique!"

Firing the last shuriken in his hand precisely into the center of the target, Uchiha Kagami, shaking his sore arms, said without hesitation.

"Ha? Are you stupid? Why learn that piece of useless crap?"

Uchiha Gin had a deep-seated prejudice against the Great Fireball Technique and naturally didn't want Kagami to waste this great opportunity. He had many awesome forbidden jutsus in his possession; just taking one out would be enough for this kid to benefit for a lifetime.

Things like... 【redacted】, 【redacted】... just learning one would be enough for this kid to use from the first episode until the non-combustible legend.

"Forget it, I think the Great Fireball is simple and practical; it suits me quite well."

It wasn't that he looked down on Uchiha Gin, but Uchiha Kagami simply felt that his age couldn't handle high-difficulty ninjutsu yet. The Great Fireball wasn't difficult to learn, and its lethality and range were quite good, making it very suitable for a beginner like him.

"Are you sure? This thing can't burn anyone to death~"

"I'm just learning the Great Fireball!"

Uchiha Kagami rolled his eyes secretly. It couldn't burn anyone to death because of your own personal problems, Uncle. Don't blame the ninjutsu if your technique isn't up to par.

"Fine, fine, there will be a time when you regret it, kid!"

"Ah! Let go of me!"

The fearful wail of Shimura Danzo coming from afar woke Uchiha Kagami from his memories. Looking at Sarutobi Hiruzen, who had fallen to the ground and couldn't get up, his heart felt incredibly bitter.

"Kid, your Great Fireball is not bad, it's just that your aim is off."

Seeing Shenhuo, who had flickered to the woman's side, commented to Uchiha Kagami.

However, compared to Sarutobi Hiruzen, who was lying on the ground with his eyes closed, and Uchiha Kagami, who was heartbroken because his trump card had missed, Shimura Danzo's situation was even more dire.

"Rip!"

He saw him being grabbed by the back of the neck by the strange woman, his whole body lifted off the ground. In his struggle, Shimura Danzo suddenly heard a ripping sound, and then felt a chill in his crotch.

"What are you doing?"

His plump, beautiful butt was exposed to the cold wind just like that. Shimura Danzo felt like he wanted to die.

"Butt... eat..."

Ignoring Danzo's struggle, Zhenzi's covetous gaze fell on the swaying fat before her. She could clearly perceive the powerful life force contained within it, which was exactly the nourishment she urgently needed now.

"Damn it... Danzo!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen, lying on the ground, finally managed to recover. The elbow strike he had just taken almost sent him to meet the Sage of Six Paths. Seeing his childhood friend about to suffer inhuman humiliation, he immediately stood up, enduring the discomfort.

"Hiruzen!"

Uchiha Kagami jumped over and stood with Sarutobi Hiruzen. The two of them were now one injured and one out of chakra, so they could only watch from the sidelines.

"Monkey, save me!"

Shimura Danzo, feeling desperate, had already begun a slideshow-like recollection of his life.

"Eat, Zhenzi."

Seeing Shenhuo glanced at Sarutobi Hiruzen and the other, and said gently to Zhenzi beside him.

"Eat... eat..."

"No!"

Seeing that strange woman open her small mouth, and the darkness that made the soul tremble escaping from it, Sarutobi Hiruzen and Uchiha Kagami shouted at the same time.

Especially Uchiha Kagami. Witnessing the scene of his companion about to be eaten, he felt a cold power suddenly surge in his brain. As this power split into two in his mind, his originally dark eyes were instantly dyed with a scarlet color.

"Oh? That is..."

Sensing a cold and obscure aura, Seeing Shenhuo, who had been focusing on Zhenzi, turned his head in confusion. Uchiha Kagami's scarlet eyes were extremely eye-catching in the darkness.

"Sharingan?"

Having stayed in the Land of Fire for over five years, how could Seeing Shenhuo not know of the Leaf's famous Sharingan? Although he was a bit surprised, he only lingered on Uchiha Kagami's single-tomoe eyes for a moment before looking away.

Just a single tomoe, it couldn't change anything.

"Kagami, your eyes!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen, who was beside Uchiha Kagami, also discovered the abnormality and shouted in surprise after taking a look.

"Is this the Sharingan?"

Having broken through the shackles of awakening his eyes, Uchiha Kagami felt his previous fatigue swept away, and his whole body was full of strength again. His confidence exploded instantly.

I am now invincible!

"Let go of that little Danzo!"

Uchiha Kagami pulled another samurai sword made of refined steel from the pouch on his back and leaped toward Seeing Shenhuo.

"Hiruzen, cover me!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen was also infected by Uchiha Kagami's fighting spirit. He immediately formed seals with his hands at high speed, then opened his small mouth and spat out several fireballs.

Fire Style: Flame Meteor.

"Knowing there will be no result, why struggle?"

Seeing the two brats reignite their fighting spirit, Seeing Shenhuo couldn't help but feel a bit of annoyance. He bent forward, waved his palms, and met the fireballs.

Grass Shadow Style: Blast Palm.

Seeing Shenhuo's palms carried visible wind force. Facing the incoming fireballs, he slapped them all into sparks with a few strikes.

Just amidst these scattering sparks, a cold light, difficult to distinguish with the naked eye, stabbed toward Seeing Shenhuo's exposed neck at a tricky angle. It was Uchiha Kagami, who had been hiding in the fireballs.

"Uchiha Style: Sword Leap Slash!"

What Uchiha Kagami was performing was the Uchiha Style sword technique he practiced hard every day. With the cooperation of the Sharingan, his taijutsu had grown by leaps and bounds again, maximizing the lethality of his sword technique.

"Hmph~"

But even if Uchiha Kagami awakened his eyes and exploded with power, in Seeing Shenhuo's eyes, it was nothing more than a mayfly shaking a tree. He had the strength of an Elite Jonin; unless this brat could open the Three-Tomoe, he might have been a bit wary.

"Bang!"

Twisting his neck to dodge Uchiha Kagami's charged strike, Seeing Shenhuo backhanded a palm and sent him flying.

At this moment, Seeing Shenhuo's patience had been worn out. He had wasted too much time on these three brats. That adult Leaf ninja was likely already aware of the trouble, and the Grass ninja pursuers were also nearby. He had to leave this place of right and wrong with Zhenzi immediately.

"Kagami!"

Seeing Uchiha Kagami flying back, Sarutobi Hiruzen ignored his own injuries and jumped up to catch him. As a result, because the impact was too great, the two of them were carried away together and slammed heavily onto the blanket scattered on the ground in the alley.

"Pfft!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen, who had become a human cushion, had a repeat performance and spat out another mouthful of blood. His whole face was pale, and he was completely incapacitated.

Uchiha Kagami wasn't having a good time either. Seeing Shenhuo's serious Blast Palm had directly knocked him out. The severe pain in his chest made him unable to straighten his waist, and he curled up on the warm blanket like a cooked shrimp.

"Monkey! Kagami!"

Shimura Danzo, who had just had a glimmer of hope, saw his two companions beaten until they were unconscious in the blink of an eye. Only despair remained in his heart. But he was unwilling to be slaughtered like this, so he secretly formed seals while Seeing Shenhuo wasn't paying attention.

"Butt Style: Butt Giant Jutsu!"

"Ah?"

Seeing Shenhuo clapped his hands and turned around, preparing to let Zhenzi dine, but saw a scene that left him dumbfounded. The big-butted brat he had grabbed had used some secret jutsu, and that pair of plump, beautiful buttocks had suddenly become extremely huge and elastic, instantly bouncing the ignorant Zhenzi away.

"Blast Palm!"

Seeing Shenhuo recovered from his brief confusion and used his signature ninjutsu on the brat whose butt had become huge.

"Butt Style: Butt Return!"

Having regained his freedom, Shimura Danzo didn't celebrate prematurely. Instead, he concentrated on controlling his giant butt. Seeing Seeing Shenhuo slap a palm toward him, he immediately used the Butt Return Jutsu he had practiced for a long time.

"Pfft~ Duang!"

The sharp wind force from Seeing Shenhuo's palm hit Shimura Danzo's giant butt, but it didn't cause the damage he had imagined, merely leaving a huge indentation on it.

Just as Seeing Shenhuo was frowning in confusion, he suddenly felt a wind force several times sharper than the Blast Palm he had just performed shooting toward him from the front.

"Nani?"

Seeing Shenhuo, who had no time to dodge, took a super-doubled Blast Palm and was sent flying uncontrollably for several meters, finally unloading the force after several backflips.

"What kind of secret jutsu is this, that it can return my attack several times over?"

Touching his aching chest, the astonished Seeing Shenhuo looked straight at Danzo, whose face also didn't look too good, and couldn't help but ask.

"Hmph!"

Danzo wasn't having a good time either. Although the Butt Return Jutsu could theoretically bounce back everything, his current strength was limited. Having just bounced back Seeing Shenhuo's Blast Palm was already an over-the-limit achievement. Now, the chakra in his body had bottomed out, and he couldn't maintain the Butt Style jutsu at all.

While thinking, the butt behind him was shrinking at a speed visible to the naked eye. Before long, it returned to its normal size, though it was no longer as plump and tight as before, but rather a bit saggy.

"Monkey!"

Danzo, who had escaped, didn't hesitate. While Seeing Shenhuo was thinking, he jumped to Sarutobi Hiruzen's side.

"Danzo, you should go quickly. We're both done for. Go find the Captain!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen looked at Shimura Danzo, who could still move, and smiled miserably. He and Uchiha Kagami were seriously injured and couldn't continue to move. Not wanting to be a burden, he urged him.

"How could I, Danzo, be the kind of person who lives a cowardly life?"

Danzo was deeply moved, but as a lifelong best friend, he couldn't let Sarutobi Hiruzen die. He straightened his face and stood in front of the two, his eyes full of determination.

"..."

"Danzo, we are very moved, but could you please put your pants on first?"

Uchiha Kagami looked at Shimura Danzo standing in front of them and was also deeply moved. It would be even more perfect if the other party put on a pair of pants.

"Ha?"

"You brats, you have completely angered me!"

Seeing Shenhuo, who had failed repeatedly, was full of anger, especially at the friendship of the three brats, which made him feel even more uncomfortable.

Why can you play with bonds? Am I not worthy?

"Die!"

Seeing Shenhuo, in a rage, extended his hands and began forming seals at high speed. Seeing the familiar seals, Uchiha Kagami, lying on the ground, suddenly had a strange look on his face.

"Fire Style: Great Fireball Technique!"

He didn't expect Seeing Shenhuo to be a Fire Style master as well, using the Great Fireball Technique with ease. Looking at the super-huge Great Fireball he had performed, which was several times larger than Uchiha Kagami's, he smiled with satisfaction.

Watch me use your own way to treat you.

"Zhenzi, I'm treating you to barbecue today!"

"Are we going to die?"

This thought flashed through the three people's minds at the same time, so they began to close their eyes and wait for death. Their short first half of their lives flashed before their eyes like a crazy slideshow.

Just at this life-and-death moment, the inconspicuous blanket under Uchiha Kagami suddenly lit up with a faint white light. With the arrival of the Great Fireball, that white light expanded violently, and the scorching flames were instantly absorbed by it, as if they had never come.

"Ha?"

Seeing Shenhuo looked at the Great Fireball that had suddenly disappeared, and he felt terrible. He hurriedly formed seals to check if he had been hit by a genjutsu. Sarutobi Hiruzen and the others, who had survived the disaster, also looked at each other, not knowing what had happened.

At the same time, Uchiha Gin, in the training ground in his own backyard, scratched his head. Looking at the empty clothesline, he touched his chin in confusion.

"Eh? Where did the Banshee's Veil I hung in the yard go?" (End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 322 =====

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