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Chapter 360

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360. Chapter 353: Sister, don't grind anymore, it's already pilling.

"Damn human!"

Sha Men, standing on the sand, moved very flexibly. The fat Shukaku was slightly clumsy and couldn't catch this bald guy who stole its power at all, so it could only open its mouth wide and let out a powerless rage.

Relying on the sand dunes manipulated by Magnet Release, Sha Men led Shukaku around in circles, but the expression on his face didn't show a trace of relaxation. His good homie Uchiha Gin was still racing against time to make Tailed Beast cards. He couldn't affect them; he had to lead this guy out of the Wind Temple.

"Come over here!"

Thinking of this, Sha Men stopped, turned around, stretched out a finger toward the baring-teeth Shukaku, and shouted with a very annoying tone.

"Roar!!!"

Where had Shukaku ever suffered this kind of anger? It roared on the spot, its two short legs spinning fast.

"Human, you have already brought death upon yourself!"

A mere bald guy dared to mock it. Even that stinky fox hadn't done this kind of action to it.

Seeing that his taunt was effective, Sha Men was happy in his heart, then manipulated the yellow sand under his feet and ran toward the outside of the Wind Temple. Shukaku was obviously a bit hot-headed, throwing the threat of Uchiha Gin and the others behind its head, and focused on chasing.

"Didn't expect Sha Men Shamon Laodi to be so playful even at his age."

Looking at Sha Men playing a cat-and-mouse game with Shukaku, Uchiha Gin smiled and stuffed the last mass of Tailed Beast chakra into the Amber Purifying Bottle he carried with him. One-Tail chakra was in hand, and the complete puzzle was only missing the last piece~

"Uncle Gin, isn't it done yet?"

Chiyo, who was worried about whether her teacher could hold on, looked at Uchiha Gin, who had empty hands, and asked in a low voice. Although she didn't have any scientific research talent and didn't understand research and development, she at least knew that even making puppets required tools!

"Almost done~"

Uchiha Gin, immersed in joy, was pulled back to reality by Chiyo's voice, so he steadied his mind and replied solemnly.

"Uh... you clearly have nothing in your hands?"

Chiyo, hearing this, scanned him with a suspicious gaze, her little face filled with the words "You're lying."

"Don't blink~"

Facing his big niece's questioning, Uchiha Gin immediately revealed an unfathomable smile, reached into the bag behind him and grabbed a handful of debris. Under Chiyo's surprised gaze, he clapped his hands, and silver-white light instantly appeared on his palms.

"Look, isn't it here now!"

After the light dissipated, he saw a blank card lying quietly in Uchiha Gin's palm. Rubbing props was just that simple. Clap your hands, and whatever you want comes~

"Is this the Tailed Beast card?"

Chiyo, who hadn't seen this kind of operation, immediately leaned over, her proud big breasts squeezed out a very lethal scar, shaking Uchiha Gin so much he couldn't move his eyes.

"So big... Big niece, this is just the prototype of the Tailed Beast card."

"Prototype?"

Chiyo tilted her head, not noticing the reality that her scar was hurting people at all.

"Cough cough cough... you step back a few steps first, I'm going to cast the jutsu~"

Uchiha Gin was enjoying the exotic scenery, but suddenly felt a chill behind his back. Two beams of cold eyes poked straight at his spine, scaring him into pushing Chiyo away reluctantly. He pinched the blank Tailed Beast card in his hand, signaling that he was going to cast the spell.

Holding the blank Tailed Beast card up with one hand, Uchiha Gin half-closed his eyes, muttering words in his mouth. Chiyo held her breath on the side, eyes wide open, not daring to make half a sound, fearing that she would disturb the other party.

"Heavenly spirit, earthly spirit, Six Paths ancestor, show your spirit quickly... Tonight the stars are shining, my heart for you is full..."

Seemingly chanting a long and profound spell, Uchiha Gin was actually just talking nonsense. He was currently trying hard to search for the few Tailed Beast chakra in the air, guiding it into the blank card in his hand.

"It's coming, I feel it! Make it!"

Finally, after collecting the last trace of Tailed Beast chakra in the surrounding air into the Tailed Beast card, Uchiha Gin widened his eyes, threw the card in his hand into the sky, clenched his fists, and the whole person was as irritable as a big monkey.

"Ding~"

Accompanied by a wonderful reinforcement success sound effect, a relieved expression appeared on Uchiha Gin's face. He wiped the non-existent cold sweat from his forehead and reached out to catch the Tailed Beast card slowly drifting down from the sky.

At this time, the Tailed Beast card had changed its appearance significantly. On the originally blank card face, there was an extra lifelike fat raccoon, roaring with baring teeth.

And on the back of the card, it was thoughtfully marked with Shukaku's basic information.

"Hoo... done, take it~"

Uchiha Gin just glanced at it and threw the card to Chiyo, who was waiting on the side.

"Wind Release... Magnet Release... Uh! The finishing move is Sealing Jutsu?"

Carefully taking the card, Chiyo was excited while curiously browsing Shukaku's information. The expression on her face changed from surprise to doubt.

"Uncle Gin, did you make a mistake?"

Chiyo looked at the card several times, then walked up to ask.

"Huh?"

Uchiha Gin froze upon hearing this. Did he print the wrong card?

"Why is Shukaku's finishing move not Tailed Beast Bomb?"

Chiyo's expression was very serious. Although she hadn't seen other Tailed Beast cards, based on the oral accounts of the First Kazekage and her teacher, she also knew a thing or two about the Tailed Beasts' skills, among which the most powerful finishing skill of the Tailed Beast was the Tailed Beast Bomb that could destroy a city in one hit.

"Ah, this..."

This question really stumped Uchiha Gin. He didn't rub cards randomly. The information on it was noted according to the characteristics of the Tailed Beast. As for why Shukaku's skill had a lower priority for Tailed Beast Bomb than Sealing Jutsu, and even ranked behind Wind Release, he really didn't know.

Maybe it was because the Tailed Beast Bomb it sprayed was too weak, looked down upon by other Tailed Beasts, so it was sealed off—that's not impossible~

"Roar!!!"

Just as Uchiha Gin didn't know how to explain it to Chiyo, the few people present suddenly felt a pressing wind pressure from above. Looking up, they saw a huge wind bomb, attacking the direction of the Wind Temple at a very fast speed. And the culprit was Shukaku, the big raccoon chasing Sha Men in the distance.

"Not good!"

Chiyo looked at the huge Air Bullet with a diameter of over a hundred meters in horror. She had seen this move before; the place it hit would be razed to the ground in an instant.

"Uncle Gin, you guys run quickly!"

Absolutely must not let Uchiha Gin have an accident!

This was Chiyo's only thought at this moment.

Saying this, she raised her onion-like fingers and danced rapidly. The few puppets that had just been summoned instantly became active, their arms turning into huge knives and swords, rushing toward the wind bomb in the sky.

Although she knew that the puppets couldn't block this attack at all, Chiyo still stood out resolutely. Even if she could win one second of time for Uchiha Gin and the others, she felt it was worth it.

The next moment, a big hand pressed on her stiff shoulder. Uchiha Gin's face carried a bit of appreciation, and he patted Chiyo's head lightly.

"Where is there a senior who lets a junior stand in front and sacrifice?"

Uchiha Gin didn't read that "Will of Fire" edited by the white-haired man and tampered with by the little monkey.

"Uncle Gin, you..."

Chiyo was a bit stunned. At this life-and-death moment, why did Uchiha Gin's face still carry a relaxed and calm expression? But looking at the other party's lazy smile, Chiyo felt an inexplicable sense of security welling up in her heart.

"Who's going up?"

After comforting the nervous Chiyo, Uchiha Gin turned his head, looked at the two women sitting on the bench leisurely, and raised his eyebrows.

"A mere Wind Release..."

Uchiha Guang's face revealed a bit of disdain. She stood up slowly, her two eyes instantly dyed scarlet, and the cherry-red phantom behind her was ready to go, the butcher knife rustling.

"Divine Sky Strike."

However, before she could finish releasing the skill's front swing, a cold voice came to everyone's ears.

"Bang!"

Immediately after, everyone suddenly felt the wind pressure above their heads disappear completely. Looking up again, they saw a white-eyed woman floating in the clear sky, slowly retracting the arm she had stretched out.

"You!"

The opportunity to perform in front of Uchiha Gin was snatched away just like that. Uchiha Guang was so angry she almost activated her Mangekyō to give this hateful woman a Tsukuyomi, letting her enjoy it properly.

"You are too slow."

Hyuga Yuedu, who landed on the ground, said coldly, a flash of astonishment in her white eyes. She had just discovered when performing the Divine Sky Strike to shatter the Air Bullet that the chakra in her body was much more refined than before, and her control over the Tenseigan was even smoother.

If it were before, she would have had to spend quite a bit of time just communicating with the Tenseigan on the moon. Now, she could basically connect in seconds.

Equivalent to upgrading from a 1M broadband dial-up to a 10,000-megabit fiber optic.

"Uncle Gin, they..."

Not expecting that white-eyed woman to shatter the Air Bullet that even the First Kazekage didn't dare to face head-on with just one palm, Chiyo opened her mouth wide and didn't close it for a long time.

"This is a genius girl. Big niece, don't be discouraged. One day, you will also..."

"I will also be as strong as her?"

Uchiha Gin's comforting words worked. Chiyo reached out and closed her chin, her eyes carrying a hint of anticipation.

"You will also cheer for them like me~"

Shaking his head gently, Uchiha Gin mercilessly shattered Chiyo's fantasy, then raised his hands high, like a little fanboy, cheering excitedly.

"Yuedu-chan is the best!"

"..."

"Too despicable!"

It seems Uchiha Gin's praise was very useful. Hyuga Yuedu's mouth curled up slightly, her eyes carrying a hint of provocation, making Uchiha Guang so angry her big breasts turned purple.

"Roar!"

"Alright, stop emo-ing, hurry up and send the card~"

Listening to Shukaku's roar in the distance, Uchiha Gin patted Chiyo, whose face was gray and defeated, again. If they dragged it out any longer, Sha Men Shamon Laodi might die of exhaustion.

"Ah ah ah, Teacher!"

Chiyo finally woke up from her dream, bowed to Uchiha Gin and the others out of habit, and then turned into a stream of light, flying toward Shukaku's direction.

"Gin, can they succeed?"

Uchiha Guang looked at the big raccoon frantically spraying Air Bullets in the distance, her eyebrows slightly furrowed. In her view, although the One-Tail was a bit of a weakling, its strength was strengthened not a little in the desert, its home field. Ordinary ninjas were no match for it at all.

"Man proposes, God disposes. As long as Sha Men Shamon Laodi is prepared, this piece of land will help him."

Uchiha Gin scratched his head and said an inexplicable sentence, which made the two women a bit puzzled.

"Does that bald guy have any other reliance?"

Yuedu scanned Sha Men in the distance with her Byakugan and didn't find anything outstanding about him. He was just an ordinary human powerhouse, that's all.

The two women didn't know that Sha Men actually had another identity. If he could obtain the recognition of this barren land of the Land of Wind, maybe he could reactivate that mysterious power.

By then, a Shukaku, what's that? It would be easy to handle~

"Let's OMO for a while first. I believe Sha Men Shamon Laodi will definitely succeed!"

Pulling over the bench the two women had just sat on, Uchiha Gin sat down, then patted the very spacious seats on both sides, signaling the two women to sit down.

Uchiha Guang and Hyuga Yuedu looked at each other. Fire seemed to spark between their intersecting gazes. After turning their heads at the same time, the two women sat down gracefully.

Uchiha Gin, sandwiched between the two women, felt the warm touch on both sides. He unnaturally placed his hands on his knees, looked left and right, and whispered,

"Uh... the space is still very big, no need to squeeze so tight, right?"

"Do you have an opinion?"

Uchiha Guang's face stiffened, her slender legs directly resting on Uchiha Gin's legs, her calves wearing smooth black silk intentionally or unintentionally rubbing.

"Huh?"

Just as Uchiha Gin wanted to educate Little Guang not to be so presumptuous in front of outsiders, a white silk leg full of meat but not lacking beauty had already quietly rested on his other leg, and imitating Little Guang's movements, clumsily rubbed.

This damn fat beauty!

Swallowing hard, Uchiha Gin cast a surprised gaze at his sister-in-law's face beside him. There was no expression on the other party's cold face, as if this leg that had rested on him didn't grow on her body.

"Squabbling with Little Guang is one thing, don't be too out of line. If you do this, I won't know how to explain it to Otsutsuki Biluo."

Uchiha Gin could swear to heaven that he absolutely didn't have any crooked thoughts about Otsutsuki Otsutsuki Yueji, just treating the other party as a sister-in-law who was not easy to get along with.

When he said the name Otsutsuki Biluo, Uchiha Gin could clearly perceive the white silk fleshy leg tightening slightly. It seems the other party also knew what propriety, righteousness, integrity, and shame were. He hoped his sister-in-law could wake up in time and rein in at the brink of the precipice.

"I am the clan leader."

"Huh?"

Looking at Otsutsuki Otsutsuki Yueji, who had turned her head away, in a daze, Uchiha Gin couldn't get around the bend for a while. What does this kind of behavior of yours have to do with you being the clan leader? The clan leader also has to follow the principle of first-come-first-served, right?

Otsutsuki Otsutsuki Yueji's thinking was very simple. She was the clan leader, Otsutsuki Otsutsuki Biluo was just an elder, Elder < Clan Leader, so whatever the clan leader wanted to do, she didn't need the elder's consent at all.

Even if she forced Uchiha Gin now, Otsutsuki Otsutsuki Biluo, as an elder, would only have the share of crying and pushing her butt.

Otsutsuki Otsutsuki Biluo: I'll change my name to Otsutsuki Bilu (Green) now, okay?

With the persuasion failing, Uchiha Gin looked at the black and white silk frantically rubbing on his legs with a headache. Facing such beautiful scenery, he didn't have a trace of romantic thoughts, but instead revealed a pained expression.

"Can you two stop rubbing? My new pants are going to pill!"

PS: Suddenly had a high fever and almost G'd. Relying on the secret medicine Annalgin, I sacrificed my lifespan limit to clear the temporary negative state~ (End of chapter)

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