Chapter 379: 379. Chapter 371: I'm Standing on Your Head Peeing, So What?

379. Chapter 371: I'm Standing on Your Head Peeing, So What?

"How is the situation?"

Seeing Uchiha Gin come out, Uchiha Madara and Senju Tobirama immediately stopped their dispute, two pairs of eyes looking at him in unison, asking in unison.

"This is a bit... not optimistic."

Recalling the conversation between the two just now, Uchiha Gin's eyes rolled around, and he immediately put on a worried expression, his brows furrowed into a large "chuan" shape.

"Ah!"

Hearing this, both of them felt a chill in their hearts. Even an expert like Uchiha Gin said so, then Senju Hashirama really might be cooling down.

"I'm going back to prepare."

Uchiha Madara, with a solemn face, gritted his teeth, left a sentence, and turned to leave.

"How much longer can Big Brother hold on?"

Senju Tobirama, who stayed behind, stared fixedly at Uchiha Gin with his scarlet eyes.

Fortunately, the curly-haired man was knowledgeable and calm, so he didn't reveal any flaws. Uchiha Gin shook his head lightly and spoke slowly.

"If there are no accidents, within a month, Hashirama will definitely..."

"Alright, no need to say it, I know."

Before Uchiha Gin could finish his sentence, Senju Tobirama raised his hand to stop him. He looked at the ward with a complex expression and turned to leave without a word.

"... definitely wake up~"

Seeing that both of them had left one after another, Uchiha Gin shrugged his shoulders and spat out the words he hadn't finished.

However, he was too lazy to explain. This matter could stimulate his cousin's fighting spirit and make him determined to participate in the Knight War. Why not do it~

"Tap, tap, tap~"

Just then, rapid footsteps sounded in the corridor. Uchiha Gin followed the sound and saw Senju Tohka leading little Tsunade.

"Grandpa Gin! How is Grandpa?"

Seeing Uchiha Gin, little Tsunade immediately let go of her grandmother's hand and ran over with her short legs, her fair little face full of anxiety.

"It's okay, it's okay~"

Uchiha Gin squatted down, patted little Tsunade's head, and comforted her softly.

"Really!?"

"When has Grandpa Gin ever lied to you~"

"Yay!"

Seeing little Tsunade turn from grief to joy, Senju Tohka let out a light sigh. She had met her brother-in-law at the hospital entrance just now, and Senju Tobirama had roughly explained Senju Hashirama's situation.

In her view, Uchiha Gin said so just to put the child at ease.

"Mr. Gin, I'm really sorry to trouble you."

Senju Tohka bowed to Uchiha Gin, but the sadness in her eyes could not be hidden no matter what.

"We are a family; this is what I should do."

Uchiha Gin shook his head, stood up, and stepped aside from the ward door. Senju Tohka nodded and led little Tsunade, who was in high spirits, into the ward.

Bang!

With the closing of the door, Uchiha Gin could hear a burst of faint sobbing coming from the ward.

Uh... really, didn't I say it was okay~

Returning home, as soon as Uchiha Gin entered, he saw Senju Ban sitting upright on the sofa. Her small face was wrinkled into a bun, looking like she had been waiting for a long time.

Seeing him step into the house, Senju Ban stood up and walked quickly to Uchiha Gin.

"How is my brother?"

"A bit of a problem, but not big."

Scratching his head, Uchiha Gin lay on the single-seat sofa and replied lightly.

"Phew~ That's good..."

Senju Ban, whose face was tense, relaxed and finally let her hanging heart fall back into her stomach.

Senju Ban trusted Uchiha Gin's words unconditionally. Since he said the problem wasn't big, it meant her brother had no life-threatening worries.

"Thank you... curly-haired baboon~"

Senju Ban, whose expression had relaxed, turned to pour a cup of tea for Uchiha Gin. Grateful, she did a "super double," doing it for the first time with more sugar than water.

"I won't add salt to you anymore."

"Sigh~ If you really want to thank me, change your style. Many enthusiastic masses who don't know the truth have gone to the Security Force to report me for child abuse."

Satisfied, Uchiha Gin took a sip of the sugar-filled tea, turned his head away, and sized up Senju Ban, who had short arms and short legs and didn't look much bigger than little Tsunade, sighing.

"Huh?"

Senju Ban tilted her head, her watery eyes full of confusion.

Over the past few years, the Security Force didn't know how many reports they had received from the masses, saying that a certain curly-haired man living in the suburbs was abusing children.

Not only did he enslave young children to engage in heavy physical labor (carrying a few bags of rice while buying groceries), but he also deprived children of their right to receive compulsory education (shopping while at school).

There were even people with dirty minds who spread rumors, saying Uchiha Gin liked pedophilia, imprisoned ignorant young girls at home, and tried to replicate the "Source Prince Plan."

"You're tired of this look?"

Senju Ban spun around, lifting her little skirt. Her expression suddenly became a bit teasing, which made Uchiha Gin feel inexplicable.

"Anyway, give me a normal look. I don't want to be pointed at by some aunties when I go out anymore~"

"Okay, I know."

Humming an inexplicable tune, Senju Ban turned and went out. Uchiha Gin, seeing this, immediately asked,

"No, why are you still going out looking like this?"

"Don't I have to go to the street to buy new clothes?"

Senju Ban, who stopped, turned her head. Her pouting mouth had an expression of great dissatisfaction.

"Didn't you buy a lot before?"

Uchiha Gin frowned slightly. The clothes Senju Ban bought before were all new and unworn~

"Too tight, I can't wear them anymore."

"Huh?"

Leaving a sentence that didn't have a beginning or an end, Senju Ban soon disappeared from Uchiha Gin's field of vision. Looking at those happy steps, it was another day of spending money.

At the same time, some were happy and some were sad.

After returning home, Uchiha Madara took out a long-sealed suitcase from the safe, wiped off the dust, and gently opened it.

"Phew... Hashirama, wait for me!"

Touching the gray driver lying in the suitcase, Uchiha Madara took a deep breath, and his gaze gradually became sharp.

It was the fighting spirit burning, always wanting to fight~

"I hope you can satisfy me."

On the other side, returning to the Hokage's office, Senju Tobirama issued an order to summon the F6 who had been flying solo for a long time to come for an audience.

Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Danzo, who were studying in the Anbu, received the teacher's secret order and immediately dropped their work, rushing toward the Hokage Building.

"Monkey, do you know something?"

The two who met on the road walked together. Danzo, who didn't know what was happening, saw his good friend Hiruzen looking thoughtful and asked.

"I don't know either, but it's highly likely related to Big Teacher."

Sarutobi Hiruzen, who was on duty as a dark guard yesterday, had heard a little about what happened at the Konoha Gambling House.

Senju Hashirama was a village leader after all. Even if the security team that arrived first issued a gag order, there was no wall in the world that didn't leak wind. It was hard to hide such a big commotion.

"What happened to Big Teacher?"

Hearing that it was related to the Hokage, Danzo immediately became interested. Just as he was about to ask, a slender figure appeared behind the two of them.

"Hiruzen, Danzo, Sashiburi~"

"Kagami! Long time no see!"

The person who came was Uchiha Kagami, who was working in the Security Force. After a few years of training at the grassroots level, his already gentle temperament had gained a bit more peace of mind, forming a sharp contrast with the increasingly gloomy Danzo.

"Kagami, you should know, Big Teacher last night..."

"Watch your words, Hiruzen."

Seeing Sarutobi Hiruzen's questioning look, Uchiha Kagami raised his hand to stop him, his face showing a bitter look.

"Teacher has issued a gag order; we must never mention this matter."

The security team that arrived at the scene last night was led by Uchiha Kagami. When he saw Senju Hashirama lying unconscious, he was also shocked.

Fortunately, Big Teacher's breathing was stable and there were no signs of injury on his body, which made him breathe a sigh of relief.

Senju Tobirama, who arrived later, emphasized the gag order when he took Senju Hashirama away. As a result, everyone in the gambling house could only leave after signing a guarantee.

"Alright."

Sarutobi Hiruzen and Shimura Danzo exchanged glances and nodded. They were also confidential workers and naturally knew the seriousness of leaking secrets.

"Hiruzen! Kagami! Danzo! Over here~"

In front of the Hokage Building, Sarutobi Hiruzen and the others met their long-lost partners again, especially the tall Akimichi Torifu, who was very eye-catching.

"It's been a year since the last gathering, right?"

Koharu Utatane wore a black tight-fitting suit. For convenience, the slit of her short skirt was almost to the root of her thigh. Her long black hair was coiled high, and her pretty face was full of nostalgia.

"To be precise, one year and 31 days."

And beside her, Mitokado Homura was much more stable than when he was a child. The glasses on the bridge of his nose were much thicker, and he looked silent, but from behind the reflecting glasses, everyone could still feel his excitement.

"Long time no see, has everyone eaten?"

Even though he had become a twenty-something adult, the blush on Akimichi Torifu's face hadn't faded. His smiling baby face matched with his mountain-like figure had a full visual impact.

"Let's catch up later, everyone."

Seeing that the gathering of the few was about to turn into a tea party, Sarutobi Hiruzen, who had a strong sense of responsibility, interrupted the greetings between the teammates.

"Hmm."

The few nodded and entered the Hokage Building together.

Bang, bang, bang~

"Come in."

Senju Tobirama's voice carried a hint of fatigue.

"Greetings, Teacher." *6

"You're here."

Senju Tobirama, who was studying information at his desk, raised his head, a flash of relief in his bloodshot eyes as he looked at his disciples who had become dragons and phoenixes among men.

"Teacher, summoning us, is there a mission?"

Seeing Senju Tobirama's tired look, Sarutobi Hiruzen gathered his courage and asked.

"Indeed."

Senju Tobirama rubbed his sore temples and nodded. The F6 stood at attention. Being summoned by the Village Secretary himself, the importance of this mission was self-evident.

"Teacher, is it a mission regarding Big Teacher?"

Among the few, Uchiha Kagami, the only one who knew Senju Hashirama had an accident, raised his hand and asked.

"Ah? What happened to Big Teacher?"

The others who didn't know asked in confusion.

"Big Brother is sick..."

Senju Tobirama pondered for a moment and retold Senju Hashirama's situation to his disciples.

"Big Teacher's illness, even Gin-san is helpless?"

Koharu Utatane, who was proficient in medical ninjutsu, covered her small mouth in surprise upon hearing that Uchiha Gin had failed, her eyes full of disbelief.

Her medical ninjutsu was learned from Uchiha Gin, so she naturally knew how terrifying her remedial teacher's theoretical knowledge was. If even he had no way, then no one else in the village could cure him.

"Is our mission to go out and seek medical advice?"

Mitokado Homura pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose and said his analysis. Since no one in the village could save him, they could only go outside the village to find someone.

"Then what are we waiting for? Let's set off quickly!"

Worried about delaying Senju Hashirama's treatment, Akimichi Torifu clapped his hands and said loudly. The others were also eager to try.

"Wait! Who said I wanted you to find a doctor?"

Seeing his disciples concerned about his brother's safety, Senju Tobirama was deeply moved, but he didn't call them here this time to let them go out and find a doctor.

"Then we..."

"The only hope to save Big Brother now is with Uchiha Madara."

"Huh?"

The few were stunned, especially Uchiha Kagami, who scratched his ears hard, wanting to check if something was stuffed inside.

Save someone? Isn't Uchiha Madara best at killing?

"I'll explain the specific content slowly on the road. You go home and prepare first, and set off early tomorrow morning."

Time was tight, and Senju Tobirama had a massive amount of data to analyze. He really didn't have time to explain to his disciples about Uchiha Madara participating in the Knight War. After settling the time, he issued an order to evict the guests.

"See you tomorrow."

The few who walked out of the Hokage Building said goodbye to each other and went their separate ways.

Because of Senju Tobirama's words, which were really appetizing, Uchiha Kagami, whose confusion didn't decrease, changed his path to the small woods on the way home.

This is when you have to ask the magical Uncle Gin~

Bang, bang, bang~

Creak~

"Back so soon, Kagami?"

Uchiha Gin, with a lazy look, opened the door. He thought it was Senju Ban who forgot her key, but standing at the door was Uchiha Kagami with furrowed brows.

"Uncle Gin, I have something to ask for your advice."

"Sigh... come in."

Uchiha Gin glanced at the empty-handed Uchiha Kagami and sighed slightly.

Children nowadays really don't understand human relationships at all~

"What to drink?"

"Anything is fine."

Clang~

Yellow sweet water makes a shining debut!

"Gulp... gulp... gulp..."

Uchiha Kagami, who was a bit thirsty, saw the limited edition iced black tea, his eyes lit up, and he raised his head to start showing off.

"Ah... refreshing!"

"Hurry up and say it, otherwise it will be mealtime."

"Uh?"

If you come to visit without even bringing a gift, don't even think about mooching a meal.

"Uncle Gin, Teacher said only the Clan Head can save Big Teacher. What on earth is going on?"

So he came to ask about this~

Uchiha Gin narrowed his eyes. It seemed the white-haired man had already started the team-up mode, summoning the F6 to prepare to join his cousin's team.

"I'm not too sure, but Hashirama's body has indeed had some tricky problems."

Shaking his head, Uchiha Gin didn't tell Kagami about his cousin participating in the Knight War in advance.

It was mainly too troublesome to explain, so let the white-haired man do it~

"Alright, then I'll take my leave."

Seeing that he couldn't get anything out of Uchiha Gin, Uchiha Kagami had to stand up and prepare to leave.

"Qiu dou ma dai (Wait a minute)~"

Watching his nephew's departing back, Uchiha Gin suddenly had a thought and called him to stop.

"Uncle Gin, is there anything else?"

Uchiha Kagami turned his head in confusion.

"Just happened to have nothing to do a while ago, researched a little gadget, I'll give it to you~"

Fumbling behind him for a while, Uchiha Gin pulled a tech-filled bracelet from his "four-dimensional chrysanthemum" and threw it over.

"This is?"

The bracelet was cold to the touch, and it looked heavy but was very light. Uchiha Kagami looked at it and found that apart from the unique styling, there was nothing else special about it.

"For emergencies. I hope you don't need to use it."

Waving his hand, Uchiha Gin signaled for him to go back where he came from.

"Uh... thank you, Uncle Gin~"

Although he didn't understand the function of the bracelet, Uchiha Gin's products must be fine. Uchiha Kagami thanked him, carefully put it away, and turned to leave.

"Now there are more and more people. It seems it will be much livelier than expected when the time comes~"

Nozama

The small town that was once desolate because of ghosts had regained its vibrant vitality after peace was restored, and its overall scale was much larger than before.

In an ordinary civilian house located in a relatively remote part of the town, a middle-aged man frowned and asked his wife, who was packing her luggage,

"Mako, are you really going?"

"The letter says that those who don't go will be personally deprived of their knight qualifications by Decade-san."

Mako, who exuded a mature aura, had a trace of struggle on her face. She looked down at the gray driver placed in the center of the luggage and shook her head lightly.

"No, this is too dangerous. In your current state, how could you be their opponent?"

"If I could, I would also want to give up, but..."

Mako, hearing her husband Shenhuo's words, sighed lightly, reached out to touch her slightly protruding abdomen, and her gentle, water-like eyes instantly became firm.

"... for the sake of our child, I must go."

The next day

Because Uchiha Madara and Senju Tobirama's mission was confidential, they changed the meeting point to the Valley of the End, a hundred miles away from Konoha.

Uchiha Madara and Senju Hashirama had their final decisive battle here before the establishment of Konoha. After Konoha was founded, to commemorate that decisive battle symbolizing the reconciliation of the two clans, the village specially built huge stone statues of the two standing opposite each other.

With the convenient Flying Thunder God Technique, Senju Tobirama, who arrived here earliest, stood on the top of Uchiha Madara's stone statue. After looking around, confirming that there was no one around, he reached out to his belt,

Shh... shh...

As expected of a Water-style master~

Only a pale yellow stream of water sprayed out, flowing along a shallow mark that had existed for some time to the cheek of the stone statue with a solemn expression. Seeing this, a look of comfort rarely appeared on Senju Tobirama's cold face.

Accompanied by a shiver, Senju Tobirama, who threw out the last drop, tied his belt with satisfaction. Just as he was tying his belt, a voice full of monstrous anger sounded behind him,

"Peeing everywhere? Cut it off!" (End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 380 =====