Chapter 383

383. Chapter 375: If the little potato isn't a pervert, where did the leg shadow come from?

"You love me~ I love you~"

"Mixue Bingcheng? I didn't expect it to be here too."

Gui, with eyes half-open and half-closed, turned his head in surprise, looking at the Snow King dancing to the music in the viewing area, his voice revealing a hint of surprise.

There was a Mixue Bingcheng that had been open for more than a year in the capital of the Land of Water, and Gui was a regular customer there. What he liked most was the signature Snow King Sundae.

"Wait until I win, I'll treat you to as much as you want to eat~"

Hozuki Mangetsu twitched the corner of his mouth. He didn't like sweet things, so he had no feeling for this kind of sweet food.

"Please give me a cup of... milk tea?"

Shenhuo, who was also kicked off the stage by Uchiha Gin, also gathered around the Snow King. It was his first time seeing this kind of novel food, and out of curiosity, he ordered a cup of ordinary milk tea worth 600 ryo.

The Snow King took the money, skillfully fiddled with the small cart, and soon took out a cup of brown unknown liquid and handed it to Shenhuo casually.

"Uh... where's the small megaphone? Am I not worthy?"

Seeing that the Snow King had no intention of raising the megaphone, Shenhuo, who hadn't gained any emotional value, felt that his money was spent a bit unfairly. Do you know how many steamed buns 600 ryo can buy?

"Do you still want it? If not, I'm taking it back."

Uchiha Gin's clone, wearing the Snow King skin, frowned. What kind of goods are you, wanting a small megaphone? Do you have cleavage?

"Want, want, want!"

Seeing the Snow King making a gesture to take back the milk tea, Shenhuo hurriedly snatched it, inserted a straw, and took a fierce sip. The rich milky fragrance instantly filled his taste buds.

"Patter~"

A drop of tear dripped onto the ground along Shenhuo's old face, which was covered with ravines. This was the feeling of love.

"Wuwuwu, it's so delicious. What should I do if I can't drink it again in the future!"

Looking at Shenhuo's exaggerated reaction, Mako on the island reached out to wipe the saliva flowing from the corner of her mouth, her eyes full of longing for milk tea.

"Slurp~ Is it really that delicious?"

"Hmph hmph~ The taste of milk tea, that's what you call authentic~"

As Uchiha Madara, who possessed Snow King VIP membership, crossed his arms and raised his head proudly.

It is well known that Mixue Bingcheng originated in the Leaf Village of the Land of Fire. The success of the Snow King inevitably made his sense of superiority as a Leaf person explode.

"Clap clap clap~"

Just when everyone was attracted by Shenhuo's hard advertisement, Uchiha Gin, who had been left out for a while, clapped his hands impatiently.

"Please respect the sportsmanship, contestants. If you want to drink, line up after the fight~"

After Uchiha Gin cleared the field, only ten people remained on this island. Everyone looked at each other, and several pairs of suspicious eyes fell on Mako, who was wiping her saliva, once again.

Why wasn't this silly-looking married woman invited to the viewing area?

"Uncle, why didn't that sister come over with you?"

Chiyo, who was enjoying the refreshing and rich milky fragrance of the crispy cone and half-squinting her eyes happily, looked at Shenhuo, who was sipping milk tea, and asked curiously.

"Do I look very old? Also, Mako is my wife!"

Shenhuo, with an intoxicated face, was considering which flavor of milk tea to buy for his wife, but Chiyo's words almost made him break his defense.

"Huh? Police uncle, there's a pervert!"

Chiyo vigilantly distanced herself from the furious Shenhuo and looked at him with full guard.

"Can't I be naturally old-looking?"

Shenhuo seemed to have suffered a great insult, but thinking about it, wasn't Chiyo's remark praising his wife for being young and beautiful? Thinking of this, his anger subsided by more than half, his expression softened a lot, and he even explained it self-deprecatingly.

"Shenjun! Dear~ remember to buy me a cup too! ヽ(￣▽￣)"

"Received, baby! ('ω')"

"Ugh!"

The intimate communication between the couple caused discomfort to many single dogs present. Several hateful gazes locked onto the happily smiling Shenhuo, and they all planned to dig a hole and bury this show-off after the competition.

"Hiss~ Why is it suddenly so cold?"

"Uncle, why hasn't your wife come over yet? The competition is about to start?"

Chiyo reluctantly accepted the setting that this middle-aged man in front of her was lucky enough to have a young and beautiful wife. Thinking that the cruel competition was about to start, if that delicate-looking woman didn't come to the viewing area, she would probably die.

"Slurp~ Slurp~ Gulp!"

Taking two fierce sips of milk tea, finally swallowing the pearl stuck in the straw into her belly, Shenhuo showed a satisfied expression on his face, put the empty cup aside, wiped his mouth, and his eyes suddenly became sharp. The momentum erupting from his whole body made Chiyo slightly startled.

This aura is actually not inferior to the teacher. Who on earth is this man?

Chiyo frowned suspiciously, quickly went through Shenhuo's appearance in her mind, and found that there was no such person in the Ninja World.

"Who on earth are you?"

"Me? Just an unknown night watchman."

Shenhuo shook his head, the flood-like momentum on his body slowly dissipated, returning to that decadent man who looked middle-aged and frustrated. His slightly gray eyes fell on his wife in the battlefield, revealing a gentle light.

"But my wife is different, she is a..."

"No matter who she is, since she stayed on the competition field, she is an enemy!"

The interaction between Shenhuo and his wife made Onoki, who was still a single dog, itch with hatred. Since he couldn't get it, he would destroy it. He wanted to let that man watch his wife suffer extreme humiliation!

"Onoki, don't be impulsive?"

Mu sensed that his disciple's aura was unstable, which was a precursor to a broken Dao heart, so he immediately spoke to stop him.

"Hehehe, Dust Release: Clothing Stripping Technique!"

The completely crazy Onoki couldn't listen to his teacher's words at all. He saw him holding his hands in front of his chest, and a beam of dazzling white light appeared.

"Pfft!"

Uchiha Gin, who was watching the show, almost couldn't catch his breath. He was just about to witness the debut of the future Third Tsuchikage, but the moment the other party made a move, he exposed his deeply hidden pervert attribute.

The ignorant Mako didn't know why she had become Onoki's target. She blinked her eyes in confusion and, facing the white light rushing straight at her, subconsciously made a defensive posture.

"Careful!"

Suddenly, a figure flashed in front of Mako at an extremely fast speed, raised his hand, and cast a thick Earth Style Wall, trying to block the aggressive Kekkei Tota.

"Did you forget everything I taught you? Hurry up and dodge!"

What everyone didn't expect was that the one blocking the attack was actually Kakuzu, who had always been self-preserving. He saw him turn his head fiercely and scold Mako, who was standing still.

"Sword senior!?"

Boom!

Mako's surprised voice had just fallen, and the thick Earth Style Wall finally collapsed under the erosion of the Dust Release. Kakuzu, who turned his head, was unsurprisingly hit by the light carrying the power of decomposition.

"Ah! Ah~ Ah~ Ah~"

Having seen the power of Mu's Dust Release, the moment he was hit by Onoki's Dust Release, Kakuzu's mind began to replay his first half of life like a lantern. Thinking that he had saved so much money without spending it, his painful screams became higher and higher.

"... Ah?"

As a result, after being wrapped in the dazzling light for a long time, Kakuzu found that the cruel flesh disintegration he imagined didn't happen. On the contrary, his whole body felt light, as if he had taken off a heavy burden.

"Ah! Ah! Ah!"

The sharp, piercing scream of a woman drowned out Kakuzu's painful screams. The confused man opened his eyes and saw Chiyo in the viewing area not far away covering her small face. The piercing sound just now was shouted by her.

"Tsk tsk tsk... I didn't expect the famous Hunter Knight Sword to be so..."

Hozuki Mangetsu's teasing voice sounded first. Kakuzu then realized that he seemed to be a bit too frank now, cool and happy.

"Damn! This is a paid item. Everyone who saw it, give me the money!"

Kakuzu looked at the broken cloth pieces scattered on the ground that hadn't completely decomposed, and was as red as a cooked crayfish. He bent down to pick up the storage scroll that was still intact, took out a spare piece of clothing from it, and put it on to cover his shame while cursing.

"Little potato, you are dead. I said it, even the Sage of Six Paths can't save you!"

"Sword senior, thank you very much."

Mako, who had turned her back and didn't dare to peek, turned around cautiously after hearing Kakuzu's angry curses and thanked him with a face full of luck.

"I will count the lost clothing in the commission fee."

"Pfft! You still want money for this? It dirtied my eyes."

He hadn't expected Kakuzu to actually block the bullet for that woman. Not seeing the scene he wanted to see, Onoki was also not lightly angry. He had to wash his eyes many times before he could recover.

"Hahahaha! Bandage man, it turns out you are a closet pervert. No wonder you can develop Dust Release~"

Hozuki Mangetsu wouldn't miss the opportunity to tease his old rival. He held his stomach and laughed very exaggeratedly.

"Onoki! I taught you Dust Release, not for you to do this kind of dirty thing!"

Mu was also not lightly angry. The good reputation he had finally built for Kekkei Tota was ruined by Onoki in just one shot.

"I... I just wanted to subdue the enemy without fighting~"

Onoki, who thought he was quick-witted, quickly found an excuse for his behavior.

"You damn well lectured me on military strategy? Go back and ground yourself in the dark room for three months!"

"Received."

Onoki, with a bitter face, chose to accept the punishment. If he talked back, it wouldn't be solved by just three months of confinement.

Uchiha Gin, who also took a while to recover, looked at the gradually heating up field, flew into the void, looked down at everyone present, slowly raised the red flag he had taken out at some point, and a low male voice entered everyone's ears.

"Although it's a bit spicy to the eyes, since someone has fired the first shot, I announce that the game..."

Hearing Uchiha Gin's voice, everyone tightened their bodies, held their breath, looked up, and looked at the rabbit-headed knight in mid-air.

Uchiha Gin, who was surrounded by everyone, nodded with satisfaction and waved the flag in his hand lightly.

"... begins!"

"Please entertain me to your heart's content~" (End of chapter)