Chapter 383: 383. Chapter 375: If the little potato isn't a pervert, where did the leg shadows come from?

383. Chapter 375: If the little potato isn't a pervert, where did the leg shadows come from?

"You love me~ I love you~"

"Mixue Bingcheng? I didn't expect it to be here too."

Gui, with eyes half-open and half-closed, turned his head in surprise, looking at the Snow King dancing to the music in the viewing area, his voice revealing a hint of surprise.

There was a Mixue Bingcheng that had been open for more than a year in the capital of the Land of Water. Gui was a regular customer there; his favorite was the signature Snow King Sundae.

"Wait until I win, I'll treat you to as much as you want to eat~"

Hozuki Gengetsu twitched the corner of his mouth. He didn't like sweets, so he was indifferent to this kind of sugary food.

"Please give me a cup of... milk tea?"

Seeing Shenhuo, who had also been kicked off the stage by Uchiha Gin, also gathered around the Snow King. It was his first time seeing this kind of novel food, and out of curiosity, he ordered a cup of ordinary milk tea worth 600 ryo.

The Snow King took the money, skillfully fiddled with the small cart, and soon took out a cup of brown unknown liquid, handing it to Seeing Shenhuo casually.

"Uh... where's the little megaphone? Don't I deserve it?"

Seeing that the Snow King had no intention of raising the megaphone, Seeing Shenhuo, who hadn't received the emotional value, felt that his money was spent a bit wastefully. Do you know how many steamed buns 600 ryo can buy?

"Do you still want it? If not, I'm taking it back."

The Uchiha Gin clone wearing the Snow King skin frowned. What kind of goods are you, wanting a megaphone? Do you have cleavage?

"Want it, want it, want it!"

Seeing the Snow King make a move to take back the milk tea, Seeing Shenhuo hurriedly snatched it, inserted a straw, and took a fierce sip. The rich milky fragrance instantly filled his taste buds.

"Patter~"

A tear dripped onto the ground along Seeing Shenhuo's weathered old face. This was the feeling of love.

"Wuwuwu... it's too delicious. What should I do if I can't drink it again in the future!"

Looking at the exaggerated reaction of Seeing Shenhuo, Zhenzi on the island reached out to wipe the drool from the corner of her mouth, her eyes full of longing for the milk tea.

"Slurp~ Is it really that delicious?"

"Hmph hmph~ The taste of milk tea, that's called authentic~"

As Uchiha Madara, who possessed a Snow King VIP membership, crossed his arms and raised his head proudly.

As everyone knows, Mixue Bingcheng originated in the Leaf Village of the Land of Fire. The success of the Snow King inevitably made his sense of superiority as a Leaf person explode.

"Clap clap clap~"

Just as everyone was attracted by Seeing Shenhuo's hard advertisement, Uchiha Gin, who had been left out for a while, clapped his hands impatiently.

"Please respect the spirit of sportsmanship. If you want to drink, line up after the fight~"

After Uchiha Gin cleared the field, only ten people were left on the island. Everyone looked at each other, and several pairs of suspicious eyes fell on Zhenzi, who was wiping her drool, once again.

Why wasn't this honest-looking married woman invited to the viewing area?

"Uncle, why didn't that sister come over with you?"

Enjoying the refreshing and rich milky fragrance of the crispy cone, Chiyo, who was half-closing her eyes happily, looked at Seeing Shenhuo, who was sipping milk tea, and asked curiously.

"Do I look very old? Also, Zhenzi is my wife!"

Seeing Shenhuo, who was intoxicated, was considering which flavor of milk tea to buy for his wife. As a result, Chiyo's sentence almost made him break his defense.

"Huh? Police uncle, there's a pervert!"

Chiyo vigilantly distanced herself from the enraged Seeing Shenhuo, looking at him with full guard.

"Can't I be naturally mature-looking?"

Seeing Shenhuo seemed to have been greatly insulted. But thinking about it from another angle, wasn't Chiyo's statement praising his wife for being young and beautiful? Thinking of this, his anger subsided by more than half, and his expression softened a lot; he even explained it in a self-deprecating way.

"Shenjun! Dear~ remember to buy me a cup too! ヽ(￣▽￣)"

"Received, baby! ('ω')"

"Ugh!"

The intimate exchange between the couple caused discomfort to the many single dogs present. Several hateful gazes locked onto the happily smiling Seeing Shenhuo, all planning to dig a hole and bury this show-off couple after the competition ended.

"Hiss~ Why is it suddenly so cold?"

"Uncle, why hasn't your wife come over yet? The competition is about to start?"

Chiyo barely accepted the setting that the middle-aged man in front of her was lucky enough to have a young and beautiful wife. Thinking that the cruel competition was about to start, if that delicate-looking woman didn't come to the viewing area soon, she would probably die.

"Slurp~ Slurp~ Gulp!"

Taking two fierce sips of milk tea, finally swallowing the pearl stuck in the straw into his belly, Seeing Shenhuo showed a satisfied expression on his face. He put the empty cup aside, wiped his mouth, and his eyes suddenly became sharp. The momentum erupting from his whole body made Chiyo slightly startled.

This aura is actually no less than the teacher's. Who on earth is this man?

Chiyo frowned suspiciously, quickly going through Seeing Shenhuo's appearance in her mind, and found that there was no such person in the Ninja World.

"Who on earth are you?"

"Me? Just a nameless night watchman."

Seeing Shenhuo shook his head, the flood-like momentum on his body slowly dissipated, turning back into that decadent man who looked middle-aged and unsuccessful. His slightly gray eyes landed on his wife in the battlefield, revealing a gentle light.

"But my wife is different. She is a..."

"No matter who she is, since she stayed on the competition field, she is an enemy!"

The interaction between Seeing Shenhuo and his wife made Onoki, who was still a single dog, grit his teeth in anger. Since he couldn't get it, he would destroy it. He wanted to let that man watch his wife suffer extreme humiliation!

"Onoki, don't be impulsive?"

Mu sensed his disciple's unstable aura. This was a precursor to a broken Dao heart, so he immediately spoke to stop him.

"Hehehe, Dust Release: Clothing Stripping Technique!"

Onoki, who had gone completely crazy, couldn't listen to his teacher's words at all. He saw him raise his hands in front of his chest, and a beam of dazzling white light appeared.

"Pfft!"

Uchiha Gin, who was watching the show, almost couldn't catch his breath. He was just about to witness the debut of the future Third Tsuchikage, but the moment the other party made a move, he exposed his deeply hidden perverted attributes.

Zhenzi, in her ignorance, didn't know why she had become Onoki's target. She blinked her eyes in confusion, facing the white light rushing straight at her, and subconsciously made a defensive posture.

"Careful!"

Suddenly, a figure flashed in front of Zhenzi at an extremely fast speed, raising his hand to cast a thick Earth Wall, trying to block the aggressive Kekkei Tota.

"Have you forgotten everything I taught you? Why don't you hurry up and dodge!"

What everyone didn't expect was that the one blocking the attack was actually Kakuzu, who had always been self-preserving. He turned his head fiercely and scolded Zhenzi, who was standing blankly in place.

"Sword-senpai!?"

Boom!

Zhenzi's surprised voice had just fallen when the thick Earth Wall finally collapsed under the erosion of the Dust Release. Kakuzu, who had turned his head, was hit by the light carrying decomposition power as expected.

"Ah! Ah~ Ah~ Ah~"

Having seen the power of Mu's Dust Release, the moment he was hit by Onoki's Dust Release, Kakuzu's mind began to replay his first half of his life like a lantern. Thinking of all the money he had saved and hadn't spent, his painful screams became more and more high-pitched.

"... Ah?"

As a result, after being wrapped in the dazzling light for a long time, Kakuzu discovered that the cruel flesh-and-blood disintegration he had imagined didn't happen. On the contrary, his whole body felt light, as if he had taken off a heavy burden.

"Ah! Ah! Ah!"

A sharp female scream drowned out Kakuzu's painful screams. Confused, he opened his eyes and saw Chiyo in the viewing area not far away covering her small face. The ear-piercing sound just now was shouted by her.

"Tsk tsk tsk... I didn't expect the famous Hunter Knight Sword to be so..."

Hozuki Gengetsu's teasing voice sounded first. Kakuzu then realized that he seemed to be a bit too frank now, cool and breezy, very lively.

"Damn! This is a paid item. Everyone who saw it, pay up!"

Kakuzu looked at the broken cloth pieces scattered all over the ground that hadn't completely disintegrated. He was as red as a cooked crayfish with anger. He bent down to pick up the storage scroll that was still intact, took out a spare set of clothes from it, and cursed while putting them on to cover his shame.

"Little potato, you're dead. I said it, even the Sage of Six Paths can't save you!"

"Sword-senpai, thank you very much."

Turning his back and not daring to peek, Zhenzi, after hearing Kakuzu's angry scolding, carefully turned around and thanked him with a lucky face.

"I will count the lost clothes in the commission fee."

"Pfft! You still want money for this? It dirtied my eyes."

He hadn't expected Kakuzu to actually take a bullet for that woman. Not seeing the scene he wanted to see, Onoki was also very angry. He would have to wash his eyes many times before he could recover.

"Hahahaha! Bandage man, it turns out you are a closet pervert. No wonder you can develop Dust Release~"

Hozuki Gengetsu wouldn't let go of the opportunity to tease his old rival. He clutched his stomach and laughed very exaggeratedly.

"Onoki! I taught you Dust Release, not for you to do such filthy things!"

Mu was also very angry. The good reputation he had worked so hard to build for Kekkei Tota had been ruined by Onoki in just one shot.

"I... I just wanted to subdue the enemy without fighting~"

Onoki, who thought he was quick-witted, quickly found an excuse for his behavior.

"You damn well are lecturing me on military strategy? Go back and lock yourself in the dark room for three months!"

"Received."

Onoki, with a bitter face, chose to accept the punishment. If he talked back, it wouldn't be solved by just three months of confinement.

Uchiha Gin, who also took a while to recover, saw the field gradually heating up. He flew into the void, looked down at everyone present, and slowly raised the red flag he had taken out at some point. A low male voice entered everyone's ears.

"Although it's a bit of an eyesore, since someone has fired the first shot, I announce, the game..."

Hearing Uchiha Gin's voice, everyone tightened their bodies, held their breath, and looked up at the rabbit-headed knight in mid-air.

Uchiha Gin, who was surrounded by stars, nodded with satisfaction and swung the flag in his hand lightly.

"... starts!"

"Please entertain me to your heart's content~" (End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 384 =====