Chapter 385: 385. Chapter 377: Masturbated too much, mistook a woman for a husband

385. Chapter 377: Masturbated too much, mistook a woman for a husband

"Sigh~ There are so many paths, yet you chose a dead end."

Ginkaku, who was sternly rejected by Samon, scratched his head helplessly. Looking at the bald guy in front of him who was standing by in full battle readiness with slight annoyance, he slowly fished out a gray driver from behind.

"Henshin!"

"Matatabi! Two-Tails Matatabi! The deadly wild tiger!"

The silver-blue striped tiger made a grand appearance. Ginkaku shook his huge claws, tilted his head, and looked at Samon provocatively.

"Although frontal combat isn't my area of expertise, dealing with you shouldn't be a problem."

"I've been looked down upon."

Samon took off the cloak he was wearing, revealing his burly physique that was no less than Ginkaku's. The caution in his eyes gradually dissipated. He supported the gray driver that had long been buckled to his waist with one hand.

"Fat cat, it's time to go on duty!"

"Henshin!"

"Shukaku! One-Tails Shukaku! The strongest (?) fierce raccoon!"

Accompanied by the One-Tails card being pushed into the driver by Samon, black plain soft armor instantly wrapped his body. A green raccoon head armor condensed out of thin air on his face, and an unfathomable aura permeated his black compound eyes. Besides that, there were no extra decorations on his whole body.

"Hahahaha..."

Samon's simple armor made Ginkaku bend over and laugh wildly. Compared to the gorgeous and delicate outer armor of other knights, this raccoon head in front of him was simply damaging to the knight's image.

"What are you laughing at?"

Shukaku in the sea of consciousness could clearly hear Matatabi's sharp mockery, which instantly made it tremble all over with anger.

"Baldy! Give that stinky cat a good beating!"

"Aren't you a cat too?"

"So annoying, I said I am a noble raccoon, not a stinky cat!"

Samon's posture after transformation was indeed trash in the eyes of others. Only Uchiha Madara, who was standing with his arms crossed, flashed a look of surprise in his eyes. He hadn't expected that besides him, there would be this type of knight.

"One-Tails, huh? Interesting~"

Uchiha Madara, whose interest was piqued, immediately fixed his gaze on Samon. Shukaku in the sea of consciousness felt a familiar cold force, and its back suddenly began to feel cold. Its chubby face wrinkled into a chrysanthemum.

"Baldy, be careful, I feel something is not right."

"Don't make trouble! If I die, you won't have a good time either~"

For Shukaku's sudden concern, Samon was immediately vigilant. This fat raccoon was showing courtesy for no reason; it was either a traitor or a thief. He was afraid that it would take the opportunity to possess him, so he felt around in the bag behind him and took out a buckle.

Sure enough!

Seeing the buckle, the surprise in Uchiha Madara's eyes became even stronger. Where did that bald guy get the buckle?

Land of Wind, Hidden Sand Village, Tailed Beast knight...

"Tsk~ It's the cousin."

Uchiha Madara, who was originally a bit confused, suddenly connected Samon's identity and nationality. Recalling Uchiha Gin going out to do missions a few years ago, he suddenly realized, and the cold expression on his face eased a lot.

It seems that this bald guy has a close relationship with the cousin. Of course, it doesn't exclude the possibility of money power at work.

But no matter what, since that bald guy held the cousin's props, he could show mercy and just beat him up lightly.

"What is that thing?"

Seeing Samon take out a small gadget, Ginkaku immediately became alert.

"The trump card naturally has to be paired with the gale."

Samon's mouth under the mask grinned. He poured all the extracted Wind-attribute chakra into the buckle. A dazzling green light flashed, and the originally plain buckle in his hand turned into the shape of a green bow and arrow.

"ArmedArrow!"

Green chest armor appeared out of thin air and buckled onto his empty chest. In his hand, there was an extra green longbow. Even from a distance, Uchiha Madara could still perceive the sharp Wind-attribute aura radiating from it.

"I will protect the Land of Wind!"

The longbow in his hand gave Samon great confidence. After raising it, he looked at Ginkaku in front of him and muttered to himself.

"What are you mumbling about? Go to hell! Baldy~"

Samon, who used the power of the buckle, finally gained the qualification to be taken seriously by Ginkaku. But as a veteran knight, he wouldn't feel cowardly because of the enemy's unknown power.

On the contrary, Ginkaku, full of fighting spirit, felt his blood start to boil. He sharpened his claws and attacked Samon.

"Wind Arrow!"

"Ping!"

Facing the green light arrow shot by Samon, Ginkaku had no fear. A cruel smile pulled at the corner of his mouth under the mask. He raised his claws and smashed the sharp Wind Arrow to pieces.

Samon narrowed his eyes. He instantly analyzed that he would definitely suffer in close combat, so he ran backward as if his feet were on the wind, shooting green light arrows while running.

Whoosh~ Whoosh~ Whoosh~

"Ugh... damn baldy, can you only run away?"

"Hehe."

I'm a long-range fighter fighting an assassin; why would I kite you and fight head-on? Tired of living?

"Teacher, cheer up!!!"

Chiyo in the viewing area waved her small hands excitedly, not even noticing the milky white residue at the corner of her mouth dripping onto her cleavage.

"Uncle, is my teacher amazing~"

"Average, not as good as my Zhenzi."

Seeing Shenhuo, who was asked, answered without a moment's hesitation.

"You said so much, who on earth is your wife?"

Chiyo, who didn't hear the praise, curled her lips. Remembering the words the man hadn't finished just now, she asked curiously.

"My Zhenzi is a town hero~"

Uchiha Gin, who was looking at Samon skillfully using the buckle's power in mid-air, nodded with satisfaction. Sure enough, he hadn't misjudged the person; Samon was a persevering ninja with a spirit of research.

After sighing at Samon's excellent performance, Uchiha Gin turned his head to look at Uchiha Madara, who was standing in the center of the battlefield unmoved. After thinking for a while, he landed beside him and asked suspiciously.

"Hey, aren't you going to join in? Aren't you tired of crossing your arms all the time?"

Something is wrong. Being so quiet doesn't fit the cousin's persona. How could he miss such a good fighting opportunity?

"Just a bunch of trash. My goal has only been one from beginning to end."

Uchiha Madara showed disdain. His gaze swept over the knights fighting, and finally landed on Uchiha Gin beside him, rolling with thick fighting spirit in his scarlet eyes.

"You want to fight the referee?"

Looking at the cousin's provocative gaze that didn't seem fake, Uchiha Gin felt a headache. No wonder Uchiha Madara had been holding back; it turned out he was holding back a big one.

"Are you afraid?"

"Not really. It's not impossible if you want to challenge me. But at least show some results first~"

Uchiha Gin spread his hands, indicating that you only have a mouth and no credentials; it's hard for me to believe you.

"Hmph~"

Hearing Uchiha Gin finish, Uchiha Madara also felt his request was a bit abrupt, so he patrolled the field, then his eyes lit up, and he immediately flew away from the spot.

In a hidden corner of the island, Kakuzu was painfully calculating how much horsepower he had lost.

"Sigh~ It's really losing the wife and the army. I shouldn't have come!"

Just now, Onoki's hentai Dust Release had disintegrated many scrolls on his body. Inside were all the eight-handed ninja tools he had collected with great difficulty. They could have been repaired and sold to newcomers, but now they were all gone.

"Patter~"

Kakuzu, who was crying without tears, suddenly perceived a powerful aura. Before he could react, a pair of size 42 big feet landed in front of him.

"What do you want to do?"

Kakuzu felt a tightness in his heart. Uchiha Madara in front of him was a famous disaster in the Ninja World. Although he had retired and settled down in recent years, his record from back then was still searchable.

"Move aside, I'm not interested in you."

Without even looking at Kakuzu, who was full of vigilance, Uchiha Madara walked past him straight.

"Huh?"

Kakuzu, who had already taken out his driver, was stunned. He followed Uchiha Madara's gaze all the way forward, and finally saw him standing in front of the ignorant Zhenzi.

"Woman, you have successfully attracted my attention."

This was the first time Uchiha Madara had observed Zhenzi at close range. Last time at the Nomaza, he was just watching from afar. This meeting was the first time in the true sense.

"Sorry, I already have a family. Thank you, you are a good person."

Zhenzi looked at the cold and handsome stranger in front of her, subconsciously took a step back, and showed a very embarrassed expression on her face, saying with a hint of shyness in her tone.

Seeing Zhenzi misunderstand what he meant, Uchiha Madara was furious. The three tomoe in his scarlet eyes slowly rotated, preparing to give this woman who didn't know the severity a painful memory.

"Why are you shy? Do you think you are the long-haired Sen... ju?"

But as the Sharingan's superb vision took effect, Uchiha Madara suddenly discovered that this delicate married woman in front of him actually carried a thick Senju flavor, and she also looked a bit like a certain guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes.

"Hold your horses! Let go of that lady!"

Just as Uchiha Madara was thinking, Kakuzu's figure descended from the sky and landed between the two. A flash of struggle flashed in his emerald-green eyes.

"Sword-senpai!"

"Do you want to die or do you not want to live?"

Uchiha Madara, whose train of thought was interrupted, raised his head with an unhappy face. Looking at the black-haired man blocking in front of the woman, his eyebrows instantly frowned, and the pressure was directly maxed out.

"Take people's money, eliminate disasters for people. I, Kakuzu, pay the most attention to the two words: integrity."

Kakuzu shook his head. Facing Uchiha Madara, whose depth he didn't know, he slowly fished out a gray driver from his bosom.

"You hide far away. This level of battle is not something you can participate in."

After giving a warning to Zhenzi behind him, Kakuzu pushed the gold card into the driver with his backhand.

"Henshin!"

"TurnUp!"

"Chomei! Seven-Tails Chomei! The invincible rhinoceros beetle!"

The silver rhinoceros beetle knight appeared again. Kakuzu pulled out the short blade at his waist, swirled it, and pointed it directly at Uchiha Madara.

"Are you sure you want to do this?"

Facing Kakuzu, who didn't know whether to live or die, Uchiha Madara decided to give him one last chance.

"Let me try the gold content of the legendary strongest knight."

"Ignorant."

Uchiha Madara shook his head, took out his driver, buckled it lightly to his waist, and raised his hand. The fiery red Tailed Beast card appeared in his hand.

"Henshin!"

"Kurama! Nine-Tails Kurama! The SupasaiQ divine fox!" (End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 386 =====