Chapter 429: Danzo's Dual Identity

"Facing two shameless villains, I directly used a..."

"Stop! Master and the readers didn't click in to listen to a kid like you, who looks like a bad seed, bragging."

Watching Shimura Danzo, who was getting more and more excited, Uchiha Gin immediately expressed that he didn't want to listen, raising his hand to stop the other from continuing to pad the story.

"Uh... wasn't it you who told me to speak?"

Danzo pulled up his pants with some grievance. It was finally his turn for a small side story, so how could it be extinguished just after it started?

"I have no interest in listening to your nonsense. Limit yourself to 500 words to explain the story clearly, otherwise, you know what will happen."

Calculated at five cents per thousand words, I'll let you kid talk for two and a half minutes.

"Because those two servants were just ordinary people, I solved them without using ninja power. Coincidentally, their master was my mission target, so I locked onto the other's location and went to carry out the assassination at night."

Scratching his face, looking at Uchiha Gin, who was counting with his fingers, Danzo had to compress his word count as much as possible.

"I didn't expect that the other party had actually hired two squads of Cloud Ninja as bodyguards, including two Jonin and six Genin. The Jonin were proficient in Taijutsu and Lightning Release respectively. After the fight started, I cleared the six small fry first, and then faced the two experienced Jonin."

Recalling that battle, Danzo still felt a lingering fear. If he hadn't realized a new move at the critical moment, he might have died in the Land of Rivers.

"You were scared by two Jonin? It seems you've still been slacking off."

Uchiha Gin looked at Danzo's expression and couldn't help but roll his eyes. This kid was from the "Sugar Gate" (Shimura clan) after all, so how could he be so disgraceful?

"No, dealing with two Jonin is naturally not a problem for me, but I never expected that guy to have hired a team of Rock Ninja, who ambushed me from below while I was slaughtering everyone."

"Yo, there's a hidden plot. Hurry up."

Uchiha Gin, finally getting a bit interested, took out the small snacks he carried with him, sat on a Wood Release stool, and urged for more updates with a curious look.

"Cough, cough, cough... but who am I! Mere Rock Ninja, I just grabbed them and refined them instantly! I saw myself raise my hand and fire a Vacuum Sphere, directly aiming at..."

"Friendly reminder, you've already used 250 words by now."

Seeing Danzo going off-track again, Uchiha Gin held up a counting board with a cold face.

"Huh? Even punctuation marks count?"

"240 left."

"Two fists are no match for four hands, not to mention the other party's strength wasn't bad. I fought in a bloody battle and finally reached the final circle with three Jonin. The mission target thought he was safe, so he came out to watch my desperate struggle, but this played right into my hands."

Even now, Danzo didn't forget to add his own private goods.

"I saw my Buttock Release Thousand Blade Slash flash, and the mission target's head fell to the ground. The three Jonin were annoyed and angry upon seeing this, and they all used their trump cards against me. Fortunately, I had secret techniques to rely on, so I wasn't killed instantly, and I even took the opportunity to counter-kill one of them."

Danzo recalled the Cloud Ninja Taijutsu user who was blown to death by his butt rebound, and a look of pride appeared on his face.

"One hundred words left."

"In the end, I was indeed no match for the pincer attack of those two Jonin, but at this critical moment, a ray of sunlight pierced the night sky. I suddenly had a flash of inspiration and realized the visual genjutsu I had just released, successfully controlling the two Jonin. I used my last bit of strength to harvest them both, and I also fainted from exhaustion after escaping not far away."

Danzo, who had finished speaking while counting with his fingers, looked up and saw the zero on Uchiha Gin's counting board, and only then did he let out a long sigh.

"That's it?"

Uchiha Gin furrowed his brows slightly. This 500-word essay was entirely Danzo being the protagonist, and there wasn't a single scene of Miya appearing, making him have to suspect whether this kid was hiding something.

"What else do you want to hear?"

"What about Miya?"

"She was just a passerby. Apart from saving my life after I fainted, there's nothing else worth mentioning."

Danzo scratched his head in confusion. Even if the woman named Miya was gentle and kind and took care of him very thoughtfully when he was unconscious, she was ultimately just an ordinary person, and they were people from two different worlds.

"You said she saved you?"

Uchiha Gin suddenly discovered the blind spot of the whole story.

"Yes."

"You had just finished releasing your visual genjutsu?"

"That's right!"

"So you were bare down there?"

"Uh... anyway, I was wearing clothes when I woke up."

"How long were you unconscious?"

"Three days, I guess. After waking up, my body hadn't recovered yet, especially my lower back, which was so sore. The short Rock Ninja's fists were really hard."

"After waking up, how did you thank your savior?"

"Because I had nothing on me at the time, I showed her my Konoha forehead protector and told her to come to Konoha to find me if she had any difficulties."

Alright, case solved!

Uchiha Gin covered his forehead and remained silent for a long time.

He didn't expect that he would have a day where he misjudged. It turned out that the real victim in the whole incident was the innocent-looking Little Tuan-Tuan in front of him.

Such a man who looked like a hawk in the future actually let a civilian girl steal his "chicken" and successfully hit the bullseye.

"Gin Sansan, what exactly happened?"

Seeing Uchiha Gin's hesitant look, Danzo couldn't help but feel a bit ominous in his heart.

"Huff... If I tell you that you might have a healthy and lively big fat boy without knowing it, how would you deal with that?"

"Huh?"

Danzo, upon hearing this, was struck by lightning, holding his head and spinning around in place several times, as if restarting his CPU.

"Gin Sansan, this isn't funny."

If reality was really as Uchiha Gin said, then why would Danzo continue to pursue Koharu? Because he had one more kid than others?

"Huff... Don't be in a hurry, everything is not yet determined."

Looking at the disciple who was close to a breakdown, Uchiha Gin reached out and pulled a few hairs from his head.

"Prepare yourself mentally first, wait for my news."

Leaving the soul-lost Danzo behind, Uchiha Gin followed the mark he left on the banknotes and accurately located the orphan mother and child who had checked into an inn.

After extracting some of the child's DNA, his eyes fell on Miya's delicate face, revealing an extremely complex light.

You really can't judge a person by their appearance.

"Excuse me, Mr. Gin, is there any news about Hiroshi?"

Miya bit her pale lips, full of hope.

"There is a clue, but before that, I want to ask you a question."

"What question?"

Hearing there was news about the child's biological father, Miya stepped forward excitedly.

"How did you meet Dan... Hiroshi at that time?"

"When I first met Hiroshi, he saved me from local hooligans. After saying goodbye, I kept thinking about him. As a result, that evening, when I was relaxing by the lake, I encountered Hiroshi drowning."

"What was he wearing at the time?"

Miya said with a blushing face. Uchiha Gin, who was on the side, asked out of the blue.

"Ah! His butt was very white!"

"Snap!"

Uchiha Gin slapped his forehead, took a deep breath, and continued to ask,

"After you dragged him home, what happened?"

"Ah? How can I open my mouth to say that."

"Sorry, this mouth must be opened."

It concerned his disciple's reputation. Although Little Tuan-Tuan occasionally showed signs of betraying his master, at least on this timeline, he was still a good kid with a red heart.

Uchiha Gin's eyes flashed with a red light, and the reflection of the Sharingan appeared in Miya's eyes, who had a shy expression. The whole person became sluggish.

"What happened during the three days Hiroshi was unconscious?"

"After I dragged Hiroshi home, I was just about to clean his wounds. I didn't expect that as soon as I applied the wound medicine to those perky buttocks, he went crazy, pressed me onto the bed, and tore off my... After it was over, I discovered that because I was too panicked, I had mistaken the aphrodisiac ointment for pigs as wound medicine."

Next was an extremely long 18X plot. Uchiha Gin didn't want to release it, so he could only listen carefully several times before closing the genjutsu with a bored expression.

Miya, who had finished explaining the cause of the incident, also fainted at the same time, a sweet smile curling on her delicate face, as if she were savoring the "happiness" of those three days.

"She's also a pitiful person."

Uchiha Gin sighed. He thought it was stealing a chicken, but he didn't expect to be pecked by a hawk.

Others use their butts to decide their brains, but with Danzo, it turned into his butt deciding his "little head."

You say you practiced your butt so diligently for what? Now it's good, Buttock Release Buttock Rebound has become a passive skill, and the effect of triple aphrodisiac for pigs, even an Otsutsuki might not be able to withstand it.

If it doesn't get hard, it's fine, but once it gets hard, it lasts for three days.

However, this kid Danzo was quite lucky, not being picked up by Bogang, otherwise, he would be able to see him on the old tree fork at the entrance of the village tomorrow.

Although the truth of the incident had basically surfaced, upholding a fair and scientific attitude, Uchiha Gin still performed a blood relative comparison between Danzo's DNA and the child's DNA.

A moment later, Uchiha Gin, holding the test report, finally breathed a long sigh of relief.

The result was as expected; Danzo was indeed the child's biological father without a doubt.

Holding this report, Uchiha Gin first found Shimura Jin Er, who was waiting anxiously.

Snap!

Shimura Jin Er, in a fit of anger, directly shattered the other armrest of the rattan chair. The poor rattan chair had followed its master for many years, but in the end, it still couldn't escape the fate of being destroyed.

"This... this rebellious son actually let my Shimura family's bloodline flow outside!"

Now that the evidence was as solid as a mountain, Shimura Jin Er could be considered to have been angered by Danzo, who pulled out and was heartless, causing his blood to surge, and his whole body couldn't stop trembling.

"Brother Jin Er, don't be excited. If you ruin your body, who will compensate me... It's not that I'm saying, Danzo was indeed wronged this time."

Uchiha Gin, who almost let it slip, hurriedly made a vague remark. Fortunately, Shimura Jin Er was old and had developed hearing loss in recent years, so he didn't expose the secret.

"Wronged? Can such a thing be wronged? It couldn't be that Danzo, that brat, was raped by a woman, right?"

"You don't say, I really thought so before."

Uchiha Gin nodded seriously, and then a look of regret appeared on his face.

If Little Tuan-Tuan was really raped by a woman, couldn't he rely on this secret to eat for a lifetime?

"Could there be some hidden reason for this?"

"Sigh~ I can only say that life is impermanent, big intestines wrap small intestines."

With a long sigh, Uchiha Gin told Shimura Jin Er the origin of Danzo's accidental pregnancy without missing a single detail.

"Ah, this..."

After hearing the bizarre encounter of his cheap son, this hard-line ninja, who was nearly seventy, had his face turn blue and then red, worthy of being called a hero of Shu.

"Brother Jin Er, although the wood is already a boat, if you want to clean up that kid Danzo, it's not too late~"

After a long period of deep thought, Shimura Jin Er slowly raised his head.

"Please, Mr. Gin, keep this secret for me for the time being. I will make Danzo give that mother and child an explanation."

"I'm famous for having a tight mouth, so you can rest assured."

Uchiha Gin stood up and waved his hand. He still had to tell this good news to the person involved.

"Plop!"

Danzo, holding the paternity test report, slumped to the ground, looking at the sky with dull eyes, muttering to himself,

"Impossible... this isn't true..."

Seeing this situation, Uchiha Gin stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder, saying comfortingly,

"What else are you dissatisfied with? You just picked up a big fat boy for nothing, which can be considered winning against that kid Hiruzen once."

"No!!! I don't believe it! It's fake, this is all fake..."

Danzo looked at the report in his hand with red eyes, the whole person acting like he was crazy.

In his memory, he was still a pure virgin who didn't even play with birds much, unlike Sarutobi Hiruzen, that muffled lecher who had already had a leg with Biwako early on.

Uchiha Gin watched Danzo, who had fallen into despair, with great interest, lamenting that if he gave this kid a pair of Sharingan, he might be able to break through to the Mangekyo on the spot.

After a while, Danzo, who had finished his emo, suddenly raised his head, an inexplicable light flashing in his eyes.

"Gin Sansan, take me to see her."

"How are you planning to deal with that mother and child?"

Because he wasn't sure if Danzo had turned dark because he couldn't bear the psychological pressure, Uchiha Gin frowned slightly. If this kid were to destroy the flower with a ruthless hand, he would have to clean up the sect.

"Let me see her first. Gin Sansan, rest assured, I'm still a human, I won't do that kind of heartless thing."

As if he had sensed Uchiha Gin's worry, Danzo smiled self-deprecatingly.

"Little Tuan-Tuan, you worry too much. Among my disciples, the one I value most is actually you!"

Uchiha Gin shook his finger and said insincere words with his eyes slanted.

"Hiruzen? Just a mere husband~"

"I think so too!"

Bringing Danzo, whose emotions had stabilized quite a bit, back to the village, the two went straight to the inn where Miya and her child were staying.

Standing at the entrance of the inn, Danzo, with a tense face, hesitated. He didn't know how to face the mother and child who had suddenly appeared. The foot he reached out was suspended in mid-air, and no matter what, it couldn't fall.

"Hiroshi-kun!"

Just at this moment, a voice of surprise sounded behind the two. Hearing the familiar voice, Danzo, with a nervous mood, slowly turned his head.

The girl's familiar bright eyes and white teeth were still there, but there was a bit more wind and frost between her brows, and the whole person looked a bit haggard.

"Mi... Miya-san, long time no see..."

Danzo greeted stiffly. The draft he had prepared in his heart was all thrown to the back of his mind. His gradually softening gaze slowly moved down from Miya's surprised face and finally fell on the baby sleeping in her arms.

"Child, have you named him?"

"No, I've been waiting for Hiroshi-kun to name him."

Miya, crying with joy, wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes and gave a sweet smile to the father of her child who had left without saying goodbye for a year.

And this smile fell into Danzo's eyes, making his heart couldn't help but twitch.

It was the feeling of heartache.

"There are many people on the street, let's go in and talk."

This inn was located on a street with a lot of traffic in Konoha village, and there was no lack of busybodies coming and going. Uchiha Gin, seeing the two's awkward posture, signaled for them to go inside and talk.

The three sat in the guest room. Danzo and Miya looked at each other for a long time without speaking, and the baby in her arms also sensibly didn't cry.

Just like this, a long time passed, until Miya's face was flushed, and Danzo embarrassedly looked away.

"Sorry, I didn't know..."

"I don't blame you."

Facing Danzo's apology, Miya shook her head gently.

"If it weren't for the birth of the child, I would have treated those few days of memories as a beautiful dream I didn't want to wake up from."

Miya knew Danzo's identity as a ninja, and as a civilian, a village girl from a poor countryside, she naturally didn't expect to marry a famous Konoha ninja.

But fate played tricks on people. Not long after Danzo left, Miya discovered she was pregnant. After thinking about it again and again, she had to endure the gossip of the people in the village and gave birth to the child alone.

But Miya was also driven out of the village by the villagers because of this. With nowhere to go, she remembered Danzo's promise, so she dragged her weak body, took the child who had just finished his first month, traveled over mountains and rivers, and finally arrived in Konoha.

Looking at this woman who looked weak on the outside but was extremely strong on the inside, Danzo slowly stretched out his hands and condensed the thousands of words in his heart into one sentence.

"Sorry, I'm late."

Actually, during the few days Danzo was recovering from his injuries, seeing Miya, who was covered in bruises, working tirelessly to apply medicine and feed him every day, he had already developed an inexplicable feeling for the strong girl in his heart.

But his reason told him that he couldn't make a move on a kind girl.

No, you already made a move; the bruises all over her body were your kid's masterpiece.

Looking at the two who were progressing extremely fast and had already stuck together, Uchiha Gin rolled his eyes in annoyance.

"How are you planning to settle the mother and child?"

"I will announce it to the whole clan and marry Miya."

Danzo, holding Miya and the child, raised his head and said with a firm gaze.

"But your career?"

Speaking of his career that was about to take off, Danzo couldn't help but frown.

Indeed, with the Konoha leadership transition imminent, if he were to be exposed for a scandal of premarital pregnancy at this juncture, wouldn't he be ruining his own future and being scolded by ten thousand people?

"Hiroshi-kun, I don't want to make things difficult for you. As long as you have us mother and child in your heart, that's enough."

Miya, lying in Danzo's arms, seemed to have heard something. She slowly raised her head and said in a gentle tone.

"No, how can I!"

Danzo felt anxious in his heart.

"Actually, I have a compromise."

Finally, it was Uchiha Gin's turn to appear.

"Gin Sansan/Mr. Gin?"

"Mrs. Miya, what is your husband's name?"

Uchiha Gin asked an inexplicable question. Miya blinked in confusion upon hearing this.

"Nohara Hiroshi."

"Look, that's it. The husband she came to find is named Nohara Hiroshi, what does it have to do with you, Shimura Danzo?"

"Oh!"

It was truly a word that woke the dreamer. Danzo's eyes lit up instantly, but they quickly dimmed again.

"But doing this is unfair to Miya..."

Miya could have been the glorious Mrs. Shimura, but now she had become the unknown Mrs. Nohara.

"It doesn't matter. After all, the husband I know is named Nohara Hiroshi."

Miya reached out and covered Danzo's mouth, her eyes as gentle as water. From the words just now, she had guessed that Danzo's identity was prominent. She was just a civilian, so how could she climb high?

Having a Nohara Hiroshi who loved her and whom she loved, Miya was satisfied.

"Thank you, Miya."

"You two are newly married after a long separation, so I won't disturb you. Little Tuan-Tuan, ten minutes is enough, right?"

Watching the two's eyes that were almost pulling threads, Uchiha Gin, who didn't want to be a lightbulb anymore, scratched his head and stood up. When he left, he didn't forget to tease Danzo, who was a fake virgin.

"Hmph! See you in three hours!"

Five minutes later.

"Gin Sansan! Where are you? I remember you have a secret medicine..."

"One million per pill, fixed price."

"Huff... give me a board!"

Danzo gritted his teeth. He wanted to make up for the three days he had lost!

Just like this.

Miya settled in Konoha with her child. Danzo thoughtfully prepared a low-key and luxurious courtyard for the mother and child, and their household registration was also transferred to Konoha under the name of Nohara.

Danzo, with a dark psychology, in order to continue to surpass Sarutobi Hiruzen, directly named his son Shinnosuke, which could be considered as registering the ID of the other's eldest son first.

At the same time, Uchiha Gin, who had collected a little bit of small gifts from Shimura Jin Er, also promised that after Uchiha Madara took office, he would add a secret member named Nohara Hiroshi to the Konoha Anbu personnel files and set his information as top secret.

From then on, Danzo began his hidden marriage life and became self-disciplined. Utatane Koharu, who was used to being licked by him, felt a bit uncomfortable.

And Sarutobi Hiruzen and others, seeing the sudden change of their close friend, all became self-endangered. When they went to the bathhouse to wash, they never helped Danzo pick up the dropped soap again.

Until many years later, Danzo, with a kind face, holding his newborn granddaughter, found Uchiha Gin and asked him to name the newborn with brown hair and brown eyes in his arms.

Only then did Uchiha Gin discover that the world was actually so small.

Thousands of miles away from Konoha, in the Land of Bears,

The current leader of the Star Ninja Village, a burly middle-aged man, was respectfully bowing to an expressionless monk.

"Master, is my illness really curable?"

The pale-faced Star Ninja leader was filled with a desire to survive. Eroded by the power of the meteorite, he knew he didn't have many days left.

But the man dressed as a monk in front of him had actually weakened the influence of the meteorite on him with a wave of his hand, which couldn't help but make him give birth to a desire for survival.

"I want to see your village's supreme treasure first."

Without giving the Star Ninja leader an accurate answer, the monk's emotionless black eyes flashed with a faint light.

"This... alright."

The Star Ninja leader hesitated for a moment, and finally nodded fiercely.

Welcoming the monk into the village's forbidden area, in an airtight room, there was a sphere with a pitted surface.

"This is the meteorite that our Star Ninja Village has preserved for a hundred years. By the time it reached my hands, it was already the third generation."

Pointing to the spherical object that emitted an ominous aura, the middle-aged man who called himself the third generation leader showed a trace of pain on his face.

And that monk, the first time he saw the meteorite, actually showed an expression of disgust.

"Tsk! It's just useless waste..." (End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 430 =====