Chapter 441: 385. Chapter 377: Jerking off too much, mistaking a woman for one's husband

385. Chapter 377: Jerking off too much, mistaking a woman for one's husband

"Sigh~ There were clearly so many paths, yet you chose a dead end."

Gin-kaku, having been sternly rejected by Samon, scratched his head in frustration. Looking at the bald man standing in battle formation before him with slight annoyance, he slowly pulled a gray driver from behind his back.

"Henshin!"

"Matatabi! Two-Tails Matatabi! The wild tiger of death!"

The silver-blue striped ambush tiger made a grand entrance. Gin-kaku flicked his massive sharp claws and tilted his head, looking at Samon with a provocative gaze.

"Although frontal combat isn't my specialty, dealing with you shouldn't be a problem."

"You're looking down on me, aren't you?"

Samon took off the cloak draped over his body, revealing a physique no less burly than Gin-kaku's. The caution in his eyes gradually faded as he supported the gray driver already buckled at his waist with one hand.

"Fat cat, it's time to clock in!"

"Henshin!"

"Shukaku! One-Tail Shukaku! The strongest (?) fierce raccoon dog!"

As the One-Tail card was pushed into the driver by Samon, a black bodysuit instantly wrapped around his body. A green raccoon dog helmet materialized out of thin air on his face, and his black compound eyes exuded an unfathomable aura. Other than that, there were no extra ornaments on his body.

"Hahahaha."

Samon's crude armor made Gin-kaku bend over in wild laughter. Compared to the gorgeous and intricate outer armor of other knights, this raccoon dog head in front of him was simply a disgrace to the image of a knight.

"What the hell are you laughing at?"

Shukaku, in the sea of consciousness, could clearly hear Matatabi's sharp mocking laughter, which immediately made him tremble with rage.

"Baldy! Beat that stinky cat hard for me!"

"Aren't you a cat too?"

"So annoying, I've said I'm a noble raccoon dog, not a stinky cat!"

Samon's post-transformation posture looked like a total loser in the eyes of others. Only Uchiha Madara, who was standing with his arms crossed, had a flash of surprise in his eyes; he hadn't expected that besides himself, there would be another knight of this type.

"The One-Tail? Interesting~"

Having his interest piqued, Uchiha Madara's gaze immediately fixed on Samon. Shukaku in the sea of consciousness felt a familiar, cold, and gloomy power, and his back suddenly started to feel chilly. His chubby face wrinkled into a chrysanthemum.

"Baldy, be careful, I have a bad feeling about this."

"Don't cause trouble! If I die, you won't have it easy either~"

Regarding Shukaku's sudden concern, Samon immediately became vigilant. This fat raccoon dog offering favors without a reason meant either treachery or theft; he was afraid it might be trying to take over his body. So, he rummaged through the bag behind him and pulled out a buckle.

As expected!

The moment he saw the buckle, the surprise in Uchiha Madara's eyes grew even stronger. Where did that bald man get that buckle?

Land of Wind, Hidden Sand Village, Tailed Beast Knight.

"Tsk~ It's the big cousin."

Uchiha Madara, who had been somewhat puzzled, suddenly connected Samon's identity and nationality. Recalling Uchiha Gin going out on a mission a few years ago, he was instantly enlightened, and the cold expression on his face softened quite a bit.

It seems this bald man has a deep relationship with the big cousin. Of course, the possibility of "money power" being at work cannot be ruled out.

But regardless, since that bald man possesses the big cousin's items, he can show some leniency later and just give him a light beating.

"What kind of gadget is that?"

Seeing Samon pull out a small gadget, Gin-kaku immediately became alert.

"A trump card naturally needs to be paired with a gale."

The mouth under Samon's faceplate curled into a grin. He poured all the refined wind-attribute chakra into the buckle. A dazzling green light flashed, and the once plain-looking buckle in his hand transformed into the shape of a green bow and arrow.

"ArmedArrow!"

Green chest armor appeared out of thin air and locked onto Samon's previously empty chest. In his hand, a green longbow appeared. Even from a distance, Uchiha Madara could still sense the sharp wind-attribute aura radiating from it.

"I will protect the Land of Wind!"

The longbow in his hand gave Samon immense confidence. After raising it, he looked at Gin-kaku in front of him and muttered to himself.

"What are you mumbling about? Go to hell! Baldy~"

After using the enhancement item, Samon finally gained the qualification to be taken seriously by Gin-kaku. However, as a veteran knight, he would not feel cowardly because of the enemy's unknown power.

On the contrary, Gin-kaku, filled with fighting spirit, felt the blood in his body begin to boil. Grinding his claws, he charged toward Samon.

"Wind Arrow!"

"Bang!"

Facing the green light arrow shot by Samon, Gin-kaku felt not a shred of fear. A cruel smile tugged at the corner of his mouth under the faceplate. He raised both claws and smashed the sharp wind arrow to pieces.

Samon's eyes narrowed. He instantly analyzed that he would definitely be at a disadvantage in close combat. He darted backward as if his feet had grown wings, shooting green light arrows while running.

Swoosh~ Swoosh~ Swoosh~

"Ugh, you damn baldy, is all you can do is run?"

"Heh."

I'm a ranged fighter facing an assassin; why would I not kite and instead fight head-on? Do I have a death wish?

"Teacher, go for it!!!"

Chiyo, in the spectator area, waved her little hands excitedly, not even noticing the milky white residue dripping from the corner of her mouth onto her cleavage.

"Mister, my teacher is amazing, right~"

"Average, not as good as my Zhenzi."

Seeing Shenhuo, who was asked, answered without a moment's hesitation.

"You've said so much, who exactly is your wife?"

Chiyo, who didn't hear the praise, pouted. Recalling the man's unfinished words from earlier, she curiously asked.

"My Zhenzi is a hero of our small town~"

Uchiha Gin, watching Samon flexibly use the power of the buckle from mid-air, nodded with great satisfaction. As expected, he hadn't misjudged the person; Samon was truly a persevering ninja with a spirit of research.

After sighing in his heart about Samon's excellent performance, Uchiha Gin turned his head to look at Uchiha Madara, who was standing unmoved in the center of the battlefield. After pondering for a moment, he landed beside him and asked in confusion.

"Hey, aren't you going to join in? Aren't you tired of keeping your arms crossed like that?"

Something's not right. Being this quiet doesn't fit the big cousin's persona; how could he miss such a good opportunity for a fight?

"Just a bunch of weaklings. My target has been the same from beginning to end."

Uchiha Madara showed a look of disdain. His gaze swept over the knights fighting and finally landed on Uchiha Gin, with thick fighting spirit rolling in his scarlet eyes.

"You want to fight the referee?"

Seeing the big cousin's provocative look that didn't seem fake, Uchiha Gin immediately felt a headache. No wonder Uchiha Madara had been holding back; it turned out he was planning something big.

"Are you afraid?"

"Not really. It's not impossible if you want to challenge me, but at least show me some results first~"

Uchiha Gin spread his hands, indicating that just by using his mouth without any "letter of introduction," it was hard for him to believe him.

"Hmph~"

Hearing Uchiha Gin finish, Uchiha Madara also felt his request was a bit abrupt. So, he scanned the field, his eyes lit up, and he immediately flew away from where he stood.

In a hidden corner of the small island, Kakuzu was painfully calculating how much horsepower he had lost.

"Sigh~ Truly losing the wife and the army; I shouldn't have come!"

Having just had many of his scrolls decomposed by a wave of Ohnoki's hentai Dust Release, those were all the eight-handed ninja tools he had painstakingly collected. They could have been sold to newbies after some repairs, but now, they were all gone.

"Clatter~"

Kakuzu, who was on the verge of tears, suddenly sensed a powerful aura. Before he could react, a pair of size 42 feet landed in front of him.

"What do you want to do?"

Kakuzu's heart tightened. The Uchiha Madara in front of him was a notorious star in the ninja world. Although he had retired and settled down in recent years, his past achievements were still on record.

"Move aside, I have no interest in you."

Without even glancing at the highly vigilant Kakuzu, Uchiha Madara walked straight past him.

"Huh?"

Kakuzu, who had already pulled out his driver, was stunned upon hearing this. He followed Uchiha Madara's gaze and finally saw him standing in front of the clueless Zhenzi.

"Woman, you have successfully caught my attention."

This was the first time Uchiha Madara had observed Zhenzi at such close range. Last time at the Nomaza, he was just watching from afar; this meeting was the first time in the true sense.

"Excuse me, I already have a family. Thank you, you're a good person."

Zhenzi looked at the extremely cold and handsome stranger in front of her, subconsciously took a step back, and showed a very troubled expression on her face, saying with a hint of shyness in her tone.

Seeing Zhenzi misunderstand what he meant, Uchiha Madara was furious. The three tomoe in his scarlet eyes slowly rotated, preparing to give this woman who didn't know the gravity of the situation a painful memory.

"What are you being shy for? Do you think you're a black-haired Senju?"

But as the Sharingan's super-vision took effect, Uchiha Madara suddenly discovered that this naive and cute married woman actually carried a strong scent of the Senju, and she even looked a bit like a certain guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes.

"Hold on! Let go of that lady!"

Just as Uchiha Madara was pondering, Kakuzu's figure descended from the sky and landed between the two. A flash of struggle crossed his emerald green eyes.

"Senior Jian!"

"Do you want to die or do you not want to live?"

Uchiha Madara, whose train of thought was interrupted, looked up with displeasure. Seeing the black-haired man blocking the woman, his brows instantly furrowed, and the pressure was dialed up to the max.

"Taking people's money to resolve their disasters; I, Kakuzu, value integrity above all else."

Kakuzu shook his head. Facing the unfathomable Uchiha Madara, he slowly pulled the gray driver from his bosom.

"You stay far away; this level of battle is not something you can participate in."

After instructing Zhenzi behind him, Kakuzu backhanded the golden card into the driver.

"Henshin!"

"Turn Up!"

"Chomei! Seven-Tails Chomei! The invincible rhinoceros beetle!"

The silver rhinoceros beetle knight appeared once again; Kakuzu drew the short blade from his waist, spun it in a flourish, and pointed it directly at Madara Uchiha.

"Are you sure you want to do this?"

Facing the reckless Kakuzu, Madara Uchiha decided to give him one last chance.

"Just let me test the mettle of the legendary strongest knight."

"Ignorant."

Madara Uchiha shook his head, took out his own driver, and gently buckled it around his waist; with a wave of his hand, a fiery red Tailed Beast card appeared in his grasp.

"Henshin!"

"Kurama! Nine-Tails Kurama! Super-speed divine fox!" (End of chapter)