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Chapter 447

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Just how desperate must one be to make Senju Tobirama, known for his calmness, completely crazy.

"Die for me!"

Senju Tobirama, acting like a madman, dual-wielding the buzzing Hard Whirlpool Water Blade, was about to greet Uchiha Gin's head.

You have to know, he had been self-respecting his whole life, and at over fifty years old, he was still a pure virgin.

As a result, now he had inexplicably contracted an unspeakable dirty disease; his whole life could be considered ruined!

"Die, let the world be destroyed!"

At this moment, Senju Tobirama's whole body radiated a cold aura different from usual, and his twisted face did not see his usual calmness at all.

Accompanied by the violent fluctuation of emotions, this aura actually faintly had a trend of rushing to the sky. The few Uchihas who saw this scene collectively showed surprised expressions.

Especially the Uchiha Madara brothers; as people who had been through it, they were most familiar with this aura that was about to usher in an advancement.

"No... no way? He is an outsider, and a Senju, he can also open it?"

Uchiha Izuna swallowed his saliva with suspicion. Could Senju Tobirama be a congenital Uchiha holy body born in the Senju?

"Hmph!"

Uchiha Madara, with his brows tightly locked, did not answer, but the surprise in his eyes was not fake. It could be seen that Senju Tobirama's performance brought him no small impact.

"Holy crap, younger brothers, why are you just standing there? Hurry up and save me~"

Uchiha Gin, who was dodging Senju Tobirama's pursuit, looked at the two younger brothers who were indifferent, and was so angry he couldn't find a place to vent.

Buzz! Buzz—

While speaking, he suddenly squatted down, barely dodging the sharp water blade that brushed past his curly hair.

"Curly-hair, die!"

Senju Tobirama, with red eyes, was now beyond recognition. The tomoe in his pupils rotated rapidly with his fluctuating emotions. Uchiha Gin, after catching a glimpse, felt his teeth ache.

Why is this white-haired guy so unable to take a joke?

One sentence made a man open the Mangekyo for me.

"Nowhere to run, die!"

Uchiha Gin was forced into a corner in two or three moves. Senju Tobirama, with a twisted face, raised the water blade in his hand high, his scarlet eyes already completely out of focus.

"Sigh~"

Uchiha Madara, seeing the situation develop to an uncontrollable point, stared with his eyes, and cold pupil power rushed toward Senju Tobirama with a crushing momentum.

"You want to protect this bastard?"

Senju Tobirama felt his body sink, and his consciousness cleared up a bit. He turned his head to look at Uchiha Madara and asked coldly.

"Cousin did something not quite right this time..."

"You also know it's not right?"

"Uh..."

Uchiha Madara, who was a bit in the wrong, scratched his face awkwardly.

On one side is the cousin who loves him the most,

On the other side is Hashirama's own younger brother,

Hard to handle~

"Cousin, if it doesn't work, why don't you let him beat you up to vent his anger?"

After weighing the pros and cons for a few seconds, Uchiha Madara made his choice.

"Huh? You guy who forgets righteousness for lust, my red envelope was fed to a dog!"

Looking at his cousin who was blinded by lust, Uchiha Gin felt heartbroken.

Sure enough, only in adversity can you see true feelings.

Uchiha Madara?

Just drinking buddies.

"Curly-hair, are you ready to accept the ultimate humiliation?"

Senju Tobirama's eyes were now clear, but they were still spewing raging fire.

"Hold your horses!"

Seeing the buzzing water blade about to do a scalp cleaning for him, Uchiha Gin immediately raised his hands high, waving the Sharingan information in his hand.

"This is?"

"I was just joking with you, wanting to test your compatibility with the Sharingan, never thinking you guy had such good talent."

The reason Uchiha Gin lied to Senju Tobirama, besides playing with him, was also to help him with rehabilitation.

Of course, playing with him was the main thing, rehabilitation testing was just incidental.

"I'm not sick?"

After hearing this good news, Senju Tobirama shook his whole body, and the speed of the tomoe rotating in his eyes slowed down a bit.

"There is definitely a disease, but not that kind."

After snatching the information from Uchiha Gin's hand and reading it in detail, Senju Tobirama finally revealed a look of relief.

Depression?

It is indeed not a dirty disease that is hard to speak of.

"Didn't I lie to you?"

Patting the dust off his butt, Uchiha Gin stood up and rolled his eyes unhappily.

"Hmph! You brought this on yourself."

With a cold snort, Senju Tobirama's stiff expression softened a bit, and the tomoe in his eyes returned to their original state.

Counting it up, this was already the second time Uchiha Gin had interrupted the birth of a Mangekyo.

"But this depression, it won't be contagious, right?"

"Do you have any medical common sense? That's a mental illness; how could it be transmitted through blood?"

"Then how did he get depression?"

The information in his hand was not very detailed, only saying that the owner of these eyes, after experiencing a mission, suddenly closed his door and isolated himself from the world.

Until one day he was discovered by a relative, he had already hanged himself at home. It was thought that he had contracted depression, a common mental bloodline disease of the Uchiha clan.

The corpse was handled first by his only relative, and the clan only saw the three-tomoe Sharingan handed over.

"Who knows, maybe work didn't go well?"

"Let me see."

At this time, Uchiha Izuna, who regretted that Cousin didn't suffer, leaned over. Looking at the information in Senju Tobirama's hand, he vaguely felt it looked familiar.

After thinking about it, he hammered his palm.

"I have an impression of this person."

"You know?"

"This happened when I was filling in for Big Brother."

Uchiha Izuna's face showed a bit of nostalgia. Looking at the few people who were full of curiosity, he spoke slowly.

"This clan member's last mission was to go to the Land of Demons to carry out an assassination; the target seemed to be some kind of priestess."

Land of Demons?

Uchiha Gin blinked. He had some impression of this name. In the original theatrical version, that priestess named Shion was quite cute.

"Then did he succeed?"

The priestess of the Land of Demons is not simple; she has the magical ability to predict the future, so she shouldn't have been assassinated so easily, right?

"Success was success, but not long after, the priestess who should have died actually appeared in everyone's field of vision again, and that clan member also stayed behind closed doors from that time on."

"Hmph! It seems he was just a piece of trash with poor psychological endurance."

Hearing this, Senju Tobirama, who had been holding some expectations, showed a trace of disdain on his face.

Actually committing suicide because of mission failure; this kind of person is not worthy of being a ninja at all.

In his view, suicide is a cowardly escape; a true ninja should face his failure squarely, becoming braver with every setback, until he hits the faces of those haters with perfect results.

"A resurrected priestess?"

Compared to the dark-minded Senju Tobirama, Uchiha Gin was more interested in the resurrected priestess.

"That's right, that clan member did bring back the priestess's head at the time, and even the employer verified it correctly, but a few days later, the priestess appeared again."

"Are there any other pieces of information about that mission?"

"Uh... I remember, there is one."

Facing Uchiha Gin's inquiry, Uchiha Izuna had a thoughtful expression. However, too much time had passed, and after thinking for a long time, he vaguely remembered a little.

"Let's hear it."

"That clan member once reported that he copied an unknown ninjutsu that the priestess didn't manage to cast before she died, saying he would hand it over to the clan in exchange for a reward after organizing it for a few days, but he committed suicide a few days later."

"What about that ninjutsu?"

"People are dead, and the relics were burned by family members, so that ninjutsu naturally wasn't left behind."

A successful yet failed assassination,

A resurrected priestess,

An unknown mysterious ninjutsu,

An Uchiha clan member who suddenly committed suicide and whose body was not seen after death.

Connecting this series of events, it feels like it could fill many chapters.

Clap, clap, clap—

"Alright, this is all old history from decades ago. Can you remnants of the old era look forward? Big Brother is still waiting for us to save him!"

Looking at Uchiha Gin and the others who were discussing heatedly, Senju Tobirama clapped his hands angrily.

Now is not the time to water some Land of Demons side story; the missing Big Brother is the main line.

"Don't you feel curious about a mysterious ninjutsu that even the Uchiha clan hasn't recorded?"

Turning to look at the angry Senju Tobirama, Uchiha Gin asked.

"Hmph~ You Uchiha have shallow knowledge; a small Land of Demons, what secret technique could it have."

Senju Tobirama, who considered himself a ninjutsu master, didn't put the ninjutsu of other countries in his eyes at all, and was immediately very bloated, waving his hand.

Eyeing his cousin, Uchiha Gin scratched his head. In his impression, the priestess of the Land of Demons had no combat power; besides the ability to predict, she only knew some sealing techniques.

As for the lethality, well, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

"Fine, let's skip this matter for now; it's probably not a powerful ninjutsu."

After a wave of stimulation and testing by Uchiha Gin, Senju Tobirama realized belatedly that the soreness in his eyeballs had slowed down a lot, and the chakra that had been slightly blocked before was also much smoother.

It seems he had wronged this curly-haired guy.

"Hoo... I feel it's already okay, let's start."

Seeing that so much time had been delayed, Senju Tobirama did some psychological construction in his heart, and then nodded with a tense face.

"Wait, this is not the place to do things."

Uchiha Madara, sitting on the Hokage's throne, shook his head upon hearing this; he didn't want the white-haired guy's blood to dirty his office.

"Fine, then go to my house."

Senju Tobirama also felt it made sense; the Hokage building had too many eyes and ears, and if they made too much noise, it would easily cause unnecessary trouble.

It was almost time to get off work, and after the few packed up as usual, they left the Hokage building one after another.

"For the next part, I won't participate, right?"

Looking at the elders walking in front, Uchiha Kagami raised his hand cautiously. He still remembered Uchiha Gin saying he should be the one to send the teacher on his way.

Uchiha Kagami, worried about being held a grudge by some small-minded white-haired guy, very wisely chose to avoid unnecessary risks.

"You have the opportunity but don't know how to use it!"

Uchiha Gin looked at the timid Kagami with an expression of 'iron not becoming steel'.

"Sorry, Uncle Gin, I disappointed you."

"Then go to Mixue Ice Cream & Tea and bring us takeout."

"Okay! No problem!"

"Cousin, what was the part Kagami just mentioned?"

Looking at Kagami's high-spirited back, Uchiha Izuna turned his head in confusion. When they were discussing who would execute Senju Tobirama, he wasn't present.

"Oh, forgot to tell you, we were just choosing who would finish off this white-haired guy."

"!!!"

Hearing this, Uchiha Izuna instantly froze in place, his two eyes widened like copper bells, and his body began to tremble uncontrollably.

"Cousin, I haven't asked you for anything in my life, right?"

Uh?

You haven't asked for few gold bricks, have you?

Uchiha Gin looked at Uchiha Izuna, who was twitching with excitement, and scratched his head in confusion.

"Stop acting, if you have something to say, say it."

"Cough, cough... I hope the two older brothers can leave this precious opportunity to me, their younger brother."

If you ask who had the deepest grudge with Senju Tobirama among those present, it would probably be none other than Uchiha Izuna.

"Tsk, you also know you're a younger brother; even if you line up, it won't be your turn."

Plop—

Facing Uchiha Gin's ruthless rejection, Uchiha Izuna quickly slid to his knees, tremblingly lifted his shirt, revealing his lower back covered with Flying Thunder God marks, and tears streamed down his face for a time.

"Two older brothers, look at this!"

"Ah, this..."

Looking at the QR code formed by the Flying Thunder God marks on his cousin's waist, Uchiha Gin was speechless for a time. When it came to selling misery, he really couldn't produce any evidence.

"Cousin, what do you think?"

"Sigh~ Who let him be the younger brother I love the most."

Seeing Uchiha Madara loosen up, Uchiha Gin didn't want to argue with his younger brother anymore, which would make him look too stingy.

"Fine, then let you do it..."

"Hey! Do you treat me as non-existent?"

Senju Tobirama, walking at the very front, took in the small actions of the Uchiha Gin three brothers. They were actually discussing who would kill him right in front of him, the person involved; this was simply not putting him in their eyes.

"Don't be so stingy; you successfully summoned back the shadow clone, Cousin successfully realized his dream, this is a win-win situation."

Facing the angry Senju Tobirama, Uchiha Gin advised him with kind words.

"Get out! I'll commit suicide in a while."

Even if I commit suicide, I won't make it cheap for you!

"Don't, that's too wasteful."

Being able to stab Senju Tobirama once in one's lifetime is the dream of every Uchiha.

Even Cousin from the other timeline couldn't resist the temptation and gave the Impure World white-haired guy a Year of the Rabbit limited skin for free.

Soon, the few arrived at Senju Tobirama's empty residence.

"You didn't even hire a servant?"

Uchiha Izuna looked at the deserted courtyard, and the doubts in his heart only increased.

This white-haired guy is at least the deputy leader of the Senju clan and also serves as the person in charge of the village; his life is actually so simple.

"I like quiet."

Senju Tobirama said with a stiff face.

Actually, there were quite a few servants before, but due to financial constraints, they were all dismissed by him.

"Right here."

Standing in the center of the training ground in the backyard, Senju Tobirama slowly raised his hand and began to form seals, and the tomoe in his scarlet eyes also began to rotate.

The few people present held their breath upon seeing this, but their hands reached toward the ninja tool bags on their lower backs in unison, their wolfish ambitions clearly revealed.

Rabbit—Boar—

Seeing that the third seal was about to be formed, red light flashed in the eyes of Uchiha Gin and the other two, and they violently pulled out the weapons they had prepared in advance.

Fast hands have it, slow hands don't!

"Your takeout has arrived!"

Just as the three people "harboring evil intentions" were about to explode, Uchiha Kagami flashed and landed in front of everyone, holding a takeout bag with a simple-minded snowman painted on it.

"I didn't come late... ah!!"

Uchiha Kagami, who had rushed over without stopping, looked up with a smile, only to find himself being stared at tightly by four pairs of sinister scarlet Sharingan, three of which were holding sharp weapons, scaring him into a shudder, almost spilling the takeout in his hand.

Uchiha Gin, facing Senju Tobirama's near-man-eating gaze, sheepishly stuffed the huge Ship-Breaker in his hand back into the ninja tool bag.

Uchiha Madara and Izuna on the side also quietly put away the black Mountain-Opening Axe and the green Great Guan Dao.

"Don't be nervous; as ninjas, we need to engage in close-quarters combat with enemies in many situations, so carrying a heavy weapon with us is very reasonable, right?" (End of chapter)

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