Chapter 536: Yay! It's a Shura field!

"You say you tripped when you went out, happened to bump into two stones of different sizes growing side by side, and bruised both your eye sockets?"

Uchiha Rucha and Uchiha Hi-no-ki looked at Uchiha Gin, who was sitting in front of them using an ice pack just sent by Da Lang to reduce the swelling on his face, and asked with an inexplicable tone.

"If you don't believe me, ask them two."

Uchiha Gin, whose face was so bruised he was almost unrecognizable, curled his lips at the two girls of different styles sitting upright behind him.

"That is how it is."

Uchiha Hikari unobtrusively turned her eyes to the side, secretly hiding a slightly red fist under the table.

"Grilled fish! I want to eat grilled fish!"

Senju Itama, on the other hand, didn't listen to a word of this, instead excitedly tugging at Uchiha Gin's clothes, shouting for him to place the order quickly.

"Eat, eat, eat! All day long, all you know is eating!"

Uchiha Gin angrily turned his head to glare at her, ignoring the soft touch on his arm, and fiercely gave Senju Itama's black and white head a rap, instantly triggering a Kun-call.

"Ouch~ what are you doing!?"

"So many years have passed, and Brother Gin is still so full of vitality."

Watching the farce before him, Uchiha Hi-no-ki smiled and took a sip of his wine, but a flash of loneliness crossed his eyes.

"Yes, we have both become old men, but Lord Gin hasn't changed one bit."

Uchiha Rucha, who also picked up his wine glass, shook his head with a sigh, his gaze falling on the faces of Uchiha Gin and the other two, which were untouched by the ravages of time, a faint envy appearing on his face.

"Eternal youth... truly an enviable ability."

"You want to learn? I can teach~"

After dealing with Senju Itama's Kun-call, Uchiha Gin heard their conversation and smiled, extending his hand to make a gesture of horsepower.

"It's just that the tuition..."

"Forget it, who doesn't know that men cannot practice the Yin Seal? We are already at this age, we don't want to lose our integrity in our twilight years."

Uchiha Hi-no-ki and his companion had no intention of being tempted, waving their hands in unison to refuse Uchiha Gin's sales pitch.

Although the Yin Seal technique was Uchiha Gin's exclusive secret technique, it had been contributed to the clan by him a long time ago. Any clan member with a high contribution to the clan could apply to learn this secret technique.

Female clan members naturally flocked to the Yin Seal technique, but unfortunately, so many years had passed, and not a single one had even entered the door.

There was no lack of men in the clan who wanted to try their luck to see if they could become a lucky person like Uchiha Gin, but when they opened the first page of the Yin Seal, they were persuaded to quit on the spot.

On the title page were eight large characters written by Uchiha Gin himself:

【To practice this technique, one must first castrate oneself.】

From then on, this secret technique became ignored; female clan members already had a copy each, and male clan members avoided it like the plague.

"Really boring. What if you succeeded?"

Uchiha Gin curled his lips in disappointment, causing Uchiha Hi-no-ki and his companion to roll their eyes.

"We are all people with families."

Thinking of his newborn granddaughter, a chrysanthemum-like smile bloomed on Uchiha Rucha's old face. This joy was much, much greater than him becoming the Chief Elder.

Since both of them said so, Uchiha Gin didn't continue to insist on selling the course, turning instead to pick up the menu.

Not long after, Da Lang walked in. After receiving the menu, he showed an "as expected" expression, gave Uchiha Gin an OK gesture, and walked away quickly.

He had to urge the supplier; why hadn't the kidneys he just ordered been delivered yet?

During the wait, Uchiha Gin learned from Uchiha Hi-no-ki about his little cousin's plan to run away, and also learned about the clan's subsequent arrangements.

"Not bad, Brother Rucha, you've finally stood up~"

Uchiha Gin fiercely patted Uchiha Rucha's shoulder, looking like he was optimistic about him.

"I don't know why Lord Izuna entrusted me with such a heavy responsibility."

Uchiha Rucha shook his head with a sigh, no great joy on his face, as if this responsibility was a burden to him.

"Isn't it good to be the Chief Elder? You can crazily exploit the clan members. Do you need me to teach you?"

Looking at Uchiha Gin's show-off appearance, Uchiha Rucha smiled bitterly.

"I just want to retire and go home to take care of my grandson."

"Grandson? When was he born?"

Hearing this good news, Uchiha Gin asked curiously.

"To be precise, it's a granddaughter, born last month..."

Speaking of his little granddaughter, Uchiha Rucha was like a chatterbox opened, describing his newborn little granddaughter as an angel rarely seen in the world.

"That's pretty good. Did you name her? You know, I'm best at naming children. Leave it to me, it'll definitely be easy to raise. If it's a girl, let's call her..."

"Stop! Thanks for your concern, it's already named."

Looking at the enthusiastic Uchiha Gin, Uchiha Rucha immediately became alert. He didn't want his cute little granddaughter to be given some messy names.

Like Cuihua, Xiulan, Yanhong, or something.

"It's already named? That's too bad. Your granddaughter missed out on a great name that shakes the past and dazzles the present."

Uchiha Gin shook his head with regret.

"Yes, it's called Mikoto. Sounds good, right?"

"Mikoto? It's not bad... wait, wait, wait!"

At first, when he heard this name, Uchiha Gin didn't react, but as the plot buried deep in his memory emerged unconsciously, his speech suddenly became unclear.

Secretly calculating the time, Uchiha Gin finally confirmed one thing, and the look in his eyes as he looked at the smiling Uchiha Rucha became a bit more inexplicable.

He didn't expect this old guy to be his own in-law.

"Curly-haired baboon, did you bite your tongue?"

Hearing Uchiha Gin's strange cry, Senju Itama leaned over and grabbed Uchiha Gin's handsome face, which had recovered as before, to check.

"Go away!"

Reaching out to pat away her mischievous little hand, Uchiha Gin scratched his head, hesitated for a moment, and asked.

"Brother Rucha, I wonder if your little granddaughter is betrothed?"

"Huh?"

Uchiha Rucha was stunned upon hearing this, and a look of alertness quickly appeared on his face. The look in his eyes as he looked at Uchiha Gin became a bit more unkind.

"Hey hey hey, is this the Security Force? That's right, there's a pervert here."

Senju Itama, not fearing the chaos, turned her head and contacted the Security Force openly.

"I'm right here..."

Uchiha Hi-no-ki raised his hand with a confused look. Under the expectant gazes of everyone, this captain of the Security Force, who was always known for impartial law enforcement, coldly took out a pair of silver bracelets.

That's right, this time he was going to destroy his relatives for the sake of righteousness.

"Brother Gin, I'm sorry, I'm a cop."

"Uh..."

Looking at the shiny silver bracelets that had inexplicably appeared on his wrists, Uchiha Gin blinked in confusion.

"Hi hi hi~ the kidneys are here!"

Just at this moment, Uchiha Da Lang pulled open the door with a large plate of fresh, bloody oil-wrapped kidneys. Seeing the chaotic scene in the private room, he paused for a few seconds before slowly pushing the door shut again.

"Da Lang, don't go! You have to prove I'm innocent!"

"Sorry, Lord Gin, I misunderstood."

The interlude came and went quickly. Uchiha Gin, who had taken off the silver bracelets, crossed his arms with an unhappy face, while Uchiha Rucha apologized with a smile on the side.

"What kind of person do you take me for?"

"An old immortal who likes to play the Genji Project."

Uchiha Hikari, who had been silent, finally spoke. As a result, she didn't speak until she dropped a bombshell.

Senju Itama, who was happily flipping the barbecue, stiffened upon hearing this sentence, while Uchiha Gin complained angrily.

"Slander! This is absolutely slander!"

Stare.

"You talk too much, eat your kidneys!"

Senju Itama, feeling uncomfortable being stared at by several people, picked up the kidneys still dripping with blood on the grill and accurately stuffed them into Uchiha Gin's wide-open mouth.

"Ah ah ah..."

The pleasant dinner soon ended. Uchiha Gin, standing at the entrance of Da Lang's Barbecue Shop, waved goodbye to Uchiha Hi-no-ki and his companion, then turned to ask Uchiha Da Lang beside him.

"Da Lang, when are you planning to leave?"

"In a few days. After all, I've lived here for so many years, I still have feelings for it."

A faint light flickered in Uchiha Da Lang's eyes, and his gaze toward the bustling streets of Konoha carried a bit of reluctance.

"It's not like you're being exiled. If you want to come back, you can still come back."

"Only where there is family can it be called home."

Turning his gaze to Uchiha Gin beside him, a thick gratitude appeared on Uchiha Da Lang's face.

"Gin, thank you for Erlang's matter."

"It has nothing to do with me. It's that kid who couldn't bear to part with his treasured adult magazines."

If it weren't for his lust, Uchiha Erlang, who had already successfully faked his death and escaped, wouldn't have been discovered by his older brother when he went home to steal the adult magazines, thus exposing the truth about the main family in the Land of Waves.

"Hmph! Let's see how I deal with that kid when I get there."

Speaking of adult magazines, Uchiha Da Lang, who was smiling just a moment ago, immediately showed a fierce look. It seems Erlang's future days won't be very easy.

"Gin, they've all left, aren't you leaving?"

On the way home, Uchiha Hikari looked at Uchiha Gin's back and suddenly asked.

Uchiha Madara was missing, Uchiha Izuna had used an excuse to escape, so there shouldn't be any blood relatives of Uchiha Gin in the Uchiha clan now. Then what reason did he have to continue staying in Konoha?

"Maybe it's because of curiosity."

Uchiha Gin pillowing his head with both hands, looked up at the Hokage Rock in the distance, a thought-provoking smile appearing on his face.

He wanted to know if, in the timeline under his intervention, those protagonists and supporting characters who shone in the original work could still exist.

And, whether their fates were as dramatic as in the original timeline.

But now it seems that everyone who should have been born hasn't missed a single one.

The Sannin, Konoha's White Fang, the youth dad...

"If I just exit like this, it would be a bit too boring."

Gently turning his head, a smile from the heart rippled at the corners of Uchiha Gin's mouth. Seeing this smile, which was different from his usual unreliable strange laugh, Uchiha Hikari and Senju Itama's little hearts beat wildly uncontrollably.

Serious Gin is so charming~

Tsk, this curly-haired baboon actually looks quite good when he smiles.

"Gin, I will always be by your side."

After a brief blush, Uchiha Hikari straightened her expression and took the lead in stating her position.

As a product of the old era, she had nothing but Uchiha Gin. Gin was the meaning of her existence.

"Hmph! You can't even steam rice, and you have the nerve to say such big words."

Seeing that she was falling behind, Senju Itama hurriedly took out her advantage. She was a master of housework and an indispensable member of Uchiha Gin's home.

"Do you think I would bother with a loser?"

Looking at the triumphant Senju Itama, Uchiha Hikari wasn't angry, but instead showed a look of pity, shaking her head and sighing.

"Damn it!"

Senju Itama was no longer the naive girl who didn't understand anything back then, so she naturally knew what Uchiha Hikari was talking about, but she had indeed lost to the other party by more than a little. Besides barking incompetently, there was no other way.

"Alright, alright, can't you two be a bit more mature?"

Uchiha Gin looked at the two bickering girls with some helplessness. Both girls were already not young, so why were they still as childish as when they first met?

Just the moment Uchiha Gin finished complaining, a delicate body with a faint scent of sea salt pressed against his back. The Q-elastic, firm fullness made his heart shake, and the charming voice made him feel even more romantic.

"Gin-san is right, can't you two be a bit more mature like me?"

"Red-haired sea woman! Let go of Gin quickly!"

Uchiha Hikari, who was still bickering with Senju Itama a second ago, discovered that her home had been stolen. She was instantly so angry that her eyes turned red, and cold, obscure pupil power overflowed, targeting the fourth party who had suddenly appeared.

"Red-haired monster, take my punch!"

Senju Itama also temporarily reconciled with Uchiha Hikari, her fist full of strange power smashing squarely toward the red-haired royal sister sticking to Uchiha Gin's back.

"Ara ara, is this the way you Konoha people greet each other?"

Facing the attack of the two, Uzumaki Mito didn't have a trace of fear. Her full red lips pressed against Uchiha Gin's ear, her teasing breath exhaling slightly, and as she spoke, fragrant wind poured in.

The next moment, Senju Itama's strange power punch had arrived, the wind of the fist blowing Uchiha Gin's loose yukata until it bulged.

"Are you trying to kill me?"

Looking at the blue fist coming toward his face, Uchiha Gin couldn't help but complain. This was clearly aimed at him.

"Boom!"

Uzumaki Mito raised her eyebrows, lifting her delicate hand, and a faint blue light, the same as Senju Itama's, appeared on her palm.

"Boom!"

Only hearing a muffled sound, Uchiha Gin felt his vision blur, and two equally fair delicate hands collided. The seemingly boneless fists carried earth-shattering power, and the energy generated during the collision blew his curly hair flying.

Senju Itama's fist was steadily gripped in Uzumaki Mito's palm, and the two sides were deadlocked for a time.

"You've made progress, little ghost of the Senju family~"

Feeling the huge force coming from her palm, Uzumaki Mito put away her look of underestimation, a trace of solemnity appearing on her charming face.

During their last sparring, the other party's strange power wasn't as strong as it was now. Truly worthy of being Senju Hashirama's sister, perfectly inheriting the tyrannical physique of the Senju clan.

"Sea woman, daring to be distracted in front of the Sharingan, please go to the Tsukuyomi space to enjoy yourself."

Uzumaki Mito raised her head in confusion, only to find that there was an extra bright red blood moon in the sky, and the surroundings were filled with Uchiha Hikari holding various adult props, each with a strange smile on her face.

"Happy hour is about to begin!"

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 537 =====