Chapter 418
VG team internal channel.
Xiao Duan said jokingly, "Is this really okay? I keep feeling like Uzi is going to block my WeChat—I'm losing too much~"
Liang Yan said, "Then I won't come?"
Fu Lan Duo shouted, "Come to top lane, we'll give Leetmi a combo!"
Xiao Duan panicked, "Dad, don't go, the bottom lane will collapse!"
Sima Laozei: "If you don't feed me, it won't collapse."
Xiao Duan: "Ma Ge... I thought we were partners... you don't love me anymore."
Sima Laozei: "Get lost!"
Everyone: "Ugh!"
On the commentator's desk.
Guan Zeyuan watched the Spider Queen's silhouette disappear into the jungle, fell silent for a moment, then said:
"Jiao Shen's play this wave is a bit forced."
"Yeah, knowing you can't catch them but still coming up to annoy you, that's really bad. Still, I landed a heal on Uzi, so it's not a loss."
"Could it be that Kha'Zix Spider is just a smokescreen, and the real tactic is actually to mess with Uzi?"
"Emmm..."
Miller fell silent, pondering.
"Uzi's unstable mentality is an open secret in the LPL."
"Meaning everyone knows about it, but no one dares to bring it up openly."
"At least the commentators don't dare."
"As expected, Uzi's somewhat impatient complaint came over RNG's team voice chat:"
"You just need to shift your position a bit—damn, can't you dodge the skills I'm throwing right in front of you? I shouldn't even have to use this heal."
"Mine, mine."
Ming laughed and shouldered the pot.
"As the saying goes, don't strike a smiling face; seeing Ming honestly admit his mistake, Uzi couldn't continue saying anything, though he still felt a bit uneasy inside. He glanced at his own jungler's position and added:"
"Liushiyu has come down, let's keep pressing them!"
"However, Malaxiangguo hasn't arrived yet, and Liang Yan is back."
"Having just cleared a pack of Stone Armor Beetles, the Spider Queen returned and happened to meet Ming, who was running over to plant a ward in the Triangular Grass."
"At that moment, Liang Yan had just entered the grass, and Ming had just placed his ward in the grass."
"When narrow paths meet, Liang Yan, with maxed-out reaction, instantly slapped a Cocoon Strike on Shi Senming's face, then after landing QW he transformed into a spider and lunged forward."
"Ming has no shield! After Jiao Shen's combo bites off half his health, he loses control, flashes away, and runs!"
"Sima Laozei and Xiao Duan also rush out from under the tower! Uzi and Ming regroup and run toward the tower!"
"Jiao Shen is still chasing!"
"However, Malaxiangguo's Mantis has already come from the river; if we keep chasing, something will happen!"
"Jiao Shen's sense of smell is extremely sharp; after chasing twice, he turned back!"
"Uzi's cannon cart is leaking..."
"Wow, this person is so annoying!"
"Just as Wawa finished shouting that, Uzi likewise shouted irritably over RNG's team voice chat:"
"Damn, this person is so annoying! I can't take it—I'm going to block him!"
"During last year's All-Star week, Uzi proactively added Liang Yan as a WeChat friend……"
"Malaxiangguo came to the bottom lane:"
"I'll help you push the lane; after I go home and change my gear, I'll come back to deal with them."
"Uzi immediately refused him:"
"Hey, don't— you're deliberately coming to leech my XP, aren't you!"
"Malaxiangguo, who is usually explosively tempered, now has no temper at all:"
"No, I really came to help you push the lane; otherwise he'll come back again soon."
"Damn, he's still coming—doesn't he farm jungle?"
"The jungle monsters are probably cleared already……"
"Then don't take my XP either!"
"Fine."
"Malaxiangguo honestly squatted in the Triangular Grass patch, keeping over 1500 yards from the minion wave to avoid leeching Uzi's XP."
"After Ming helped Uzi clear the lane pretty well, he immediately retreated, stepping back to the edge of our side's grass and recalling first, letting Uzi soak up XP from two extra minions."
Uzi didn't even say a word of thanks; in his view, the game should naturally be played this way.
Compared to Sima Laozei before Liang Yan's remodeling, Uzi's understanding of the minion wave is undoubtedly much stronger, but his self-centered playstyle is also more extreme.
Liang Yan originally really planned to finish clearing F6 and then come again, but upon seeing Malaxiangguo constantly crouching in the Triangular Grass (eye-watching crouch), knowing there was no chance, he pressed recall in place; when he reached Quan Shui, he saw Malaxiangguo walking toward Zhong Lu, guessing that he probably went to his own F6 to place a ward, after leaving base and clearing two monster camps in Shang Ban Qu he recalled again, and then left base once more and headed straight for Xia Lu.
Malaxiangguo originally thought he would see the spider appear near F6 around five and a half minutes, so he jumped up early from the dragon pit, hid in the grass behind the blue side's red buff camp, intending to wait for a wave; however, after waiting nearly half a minute no one appeared, and he felt somewhat doubtful.
Could he have been caught?
Thinking of that possibility, Malaxiangguo immediately warned the top lane, telling Letme to hurry and hide. Letme was also very pragmatic, since no one expected his barrel to have much carry, acting on the pragmatic idea that not dying is already an advantage, he stubbornly refused to glance at the minion wave pushing into the tower, and directly ran into the reclusive grass to hide.
He had to hide farther away, after all Kled had already reached level six; if the spider really came to grab him, Kled would blow his horn, dragging the spider up together, and he wouldn't be able to escape.
However, just as the first tower had burned through most of a minion wave, the spider suddenly appeared in the bottom lane.
"I, grass!"
Seeing the Spider Queen emerge from behind Sima Laozei, Malaxiangguo shouted clearly and properly.
Damn it, Xia Lu is your dad, right!
Uzi was also angry, but he kept a stiff mouth; however, because Malaxiangguo was far away, he could only hurriedly turn and flee.
He did it on purpose, he absolutely did it on purpose!
Guan Zeyuan shouted indignantly, but his tone betrayed a smile he couldn't hold back.
Miller also shouted:
Xia Lu has eyes everywhere; Jiao Shen's only route is to come from behind, but that way you obviously can't catch anyone!
Liang Yan turned into a spider from afar, flew up into the sky, and landed on an enemy front-line minion, perfectly blocking a Frozen Arrow barrage for his low-health cannon cart.
In the VG team channel, Xiao Duan laughed like a pig.
Even Sima Laozei couldn't hold back, the corners of his mouth twitching.
Liang Yan's move was really nasty.
The cannon cart survived, so Uzi definitely couldn't get it; Liang Yan lost about a hundred health, but it didn't hurt at all—this was actually no big deal for both sides, and someone more open-minded would even laugh out loud, finding it amusing.
But Uzi was very angry.
After waiting a while, he saw that Sima Laozei had gotten two more last hits than him, and he hadn't missed a single cannon cart; it was obvious that the lane economy would give him a lead of one or two hundred gold. So Uzi really couldn't hold back.
Damn, is this guy sick!
You ran ten thousand kilometers to Xia Lu just to make me lose my cannon cart, right!
He's definitely sick!
S6 is still messing with me!
Do you have a grudge against me!
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