Chapter 68: I don't want to play (it's) too spicy!

Firrrrrre's Three Speed Shoes on his feet let him fly! He quickly caught up to Ryu, who only had a pair of straw shoes! Ryu was forced to turn and counterattack! 【Chaos Storm】 【Death Ray】 smashed toward the male gunner from head to toe, the output was quite impressive!

Firrrrrre only had half a tube of health left! But he still took a potion and chased after A!

One shot! Two shots!

【Quick Draw】 came in close and fired another shot!

Perkz pulled off a one‑move double barrel in the river lane!

Boom!

Ryu was blown up directly!!

All lanes erupted! G2 opened up a massive 7‑to‑1 kill lead in under eight minutes! Their gold lead was over three thousand!

What the hell happened?!

It's still under ten minutes!

H2K has actually collapsed!!

In the livestream room.

The barrage comments flew like snowflakes.

【This 8‑minute match perfectly proved LPL > EU > NA】

【In ten minutes it'll probably be four thousand】

【GG!】

【GIVEFORG1VENBACK!】

【pr0lly? More like pr0lly lost (a well‑known European pun)】

【H2K is about to give away】

【Don't rush, H2K is playing a big game next match (Calculatedloss)】

【Eight minutes, zero stacks on Thousand Jade, hehe~ Is this the strength of Europe's first‑blood king? Too scary spicy!】

【Looks like Jankos wants to retire】

Human nature is basically a parrot; no matter which region, the livestream room always has its share of haters, trolls, and jokers.

The livestream room was bustling, and the on‑site scene was no less lively.

The audience's enthusiasm was high; whether they were shouting or cheering, it was like stuffing thousands of ducks into the venue, plus the nonstop chatter of the commentators, making the whole scene an extremely chaotic hustle.

Ka Lao Si backstage was also dazed.

Is this my G2?

My G2…… is actually this strong?!

H2K, a perennial top‑three team in the region, had no power to fight back against this G2, getting beaten down from the start like a father smashing his son!

Even Zven, who's been slumping since the season opener, started shining!

Is this really the G2 that was trading blows with SPY yesterday? It feels like the summer championship trophy is already in hand! Damn, they're so strong!!

Just how did H2K collapse?

Jankos... exactly, it started from the wave where Jankos got caught in the Ye Qu!

Male gunner! Rambomale gunner!

I see, learned it!

I, Ka Lao Si, finally understood!

"Hahaha! So that's how it is! I've understood!"

Thinking he had attained enlightenment, Ka Lao Si suddenly burst into wild laughter, frightening the two substitutes and Tang Anna into silence.

What's going on—has this guy gone crazy from happiness?

It's just a regular match—surely not?

……

As H2K gradually slid into the abyss, the commentators began to offer advice from H2K's perspective—when in doubt, drag it out to the late game, just like the LPL commentators do.

However, aside from dragging it to the late game, the commentators had nothing else to think of.

The H2K players on the bench, in the thick of it, were even less clear‑sighted than the commentators; the only good news is they couldn't see the real‑time total gold comparison.

But that didn't help much.

Just seeing that huge kill gap, the H2K members could feel a pressure as heavy as a mountain, and the gap kept widening.

Liang Yan, after finishing his kill downstairs, rushed straight to Shang Ban Qu, took down the second blue buff of Thousand Jade, then went straight through the wall to between H2K's first and second towers.

Not long after reviving and returning to lane, the horseman who had been weakened by Lan Bo and was preparing to duck into the second tower to recall, happened to run straight into Liang Yan's gun barrel.

Bang bang, two shots.

Liang Yan secured the fourth kill.

Then he walked toward the first tower, helped Lao Zhang clear a wave, then looped back from the river to Ye Qu, timing the gap between two minion waves, went through the wall to scout vision, and hid in the autistic grass patch in front of H2K's second tower.

Vision‑blocking horseman‑catching route

Lan Bo, who had recalled to the tower in place, lowered Odoamne's vigilance.

The respawning Rainbow Little Horse, completely unprepared, charged toward the first tower; just as it passed the grass patch, a 【Smoke Bomb】 landed from the grass direction.

"What the hell?!"

Odoamne let out a startled cry, suppressed the urge to turn back, and kept running toward the first tower.

Turning back would only get him killed faster; if he could make it into the first tower, he might still have a slim chance. His choice was correct, but the male gunner's development was too explosive.

Although Liang Yan hadn't gone home to change gear in a while, the level‑7 dual‑Chang Jian male gunner's shots against the level‑6 horseman in straw shoes and red crystal magic‑resist armor felt like true damage.

The worst part was, the horseman's 【Destroy Charge】 had been used to hurry along when he left, and it was still on cooldown. So——

WAAEAR

Boom!

【Ultimate Bomb】 instantly empties the health of the troops.

The male gunner didn't even use his Q skill.

「Double kill! Odoamne had just revived less than half a minute ago and already lost his life again! And Firrrrrre's male gunner already has five kills! Unstoppable! 」

「Too exaggerated... 」

「I think after this match, Odoamne won't be able to resist posting on Twitter. 」

「Is that what Doublelift said? 」

「Yes. 」

In the H2K player bench.

Odoamne stared blankly at the game screen that had lost its color again; then his gaze lost its luster, he raised both hands to rub his face, and his body slowly leaned back against the chair.

Suddenly, he violently shoved the keyboard with both hands:

「I don't want to play anymore!!! 」

But that's impossible.

After being sternly warned twice by the referee, Odoamne still put his hands back on the keyboard and mouse.

Passive play is the most damaging to one's reputation, and seriously can even result in a ban by Riot.

Odoamne fully understood this, so even though he had put on a painful mask, he still forced himself to perk up and continue the match; whether he was playing wildly or not, I don't know, but at least his expression on the webcam looked serious.

Moreover, speaking of torment, Jankos is probably even more tormented than him.

——It took 11 minutes for him to finally get his first stack, and Thresh ended up like this; needless to say unprecedented, at least no one has come before.

Liang Yan is kind-hearted; unable to bear seeing the H2K players continue to suffer such torment, as soon as twenty minutes arrived he pulled everyone from G2 to go take Baron.

H2K was quite cooperative, enthusiastically rushing in to join the fight, but then, with a gold deficit of over nine thousand, they were inevitably wiped out in a team fight.

G2 took the Baron buff, went home to regroup, then pushed from Zhong Lu, wiped out H2K again under the high ground, and then pushed to end the game.

The ordeal of the H2K players was over.

The male gunner's consecutive unstoppable streaks also stopped.

11-0-10

Facing the second exam of his career, Liang Yan's answer sheet remained perfect.