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Chapter 803: Kun Bro is awesome!!!

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Just as Uzi said they were going to take on the dragon, the dragon that had only been spawned a minute ago was already pinged by Liang Yan, leaving a mark all over its head.

Ding ding ding!

The signal sound was urgent and piercing.

Liang Yan's voice came through the blue team's headsets at the same time: "Come on, let's take the dragon!"

"Holy shit, can we even do that?" 55kai exclaimed.

Liang Yan couldn't be bothered to explain, just saying: "Fight."

Zhoudong and Yu Shuang also ignored 55kai, just following Liang Yan as they ran toward the river.

Cai Kun Kun needless to say—he had just been screwed over by 55kai in a skirmish; although it's unclear whether 55kai deliberately threw him under the bus, he already suspects this person. Besides that, Liang Yan's performance in this match completely outshines 55kai—should we listen to the god or the noob? Anyone with a sound mind can make the right choice.

Liang Yan arrived at the dragon pit, placed a control ward, and immediately began auto-attacking.

Seeing the signal, Cai Kun Kun instantly teleported onto the ward.

With no teammates responding, 55kai felt a bit embarrassed and gave himself an out: "Haha, fight fight fight, Jiao Shen said we can do it, so we definitely can!"

But then he immediately said: "The enemy jungler is still alive; Zhoudong needs to watch his health and smite at the right time, otherwise we'll be working for nothing! Here's the plan: you guys take the dragon, I'll go chase someone."

Upon hearing that, Liang Yan knew this guy was up to something again—maybe he wanted to show his face near the dragon pit to deliberately reveal that the blue team was taking dragon, or maybe he didn't want to help with damage and was just going to feed himself.

No matter what 55kai thought, Liang Yan didn't care.

Changzhang was nearby; fighting the dragon here would definitely give away our position.

As for 55kai feeding himself early, Liang Yan actually thought it was a good thing; what he feared was that this guy would do nothing in team fights, giving teammates the illusion of a numerical advantage—such actors are the most deadly.

Sure enough, 55kai walked into the enemy jungle.

Liang Yan couldn't be bothered to glance at him, focusing entirely on outputting damage to the dragon.

The front line had a Stone Golem soaking up damage, while the other three dealt fierce damage.

Sword Saint + Ice + Fan Mother's censer, the output was extremely fast; after five seconds of fighting, the dragon lost 5,000 HP, basically a thousand per second, though this is because Sword Saint had his E active, and once the E ends, output efficiency will drop a bit.

Actually, Sword Saint shouldn't activate E when taking on the dragon, because after the E goes on cooldown, its passive that grants a percentage increase to attack power is disabled, so factoring it in, using E actually reduces his overall damage output on the dragon.

Seeing this, Liang Yan suggested to Zhoudong: "Zhoudong can pop his ultimate; that'll let us finish faster."

"Huh? Should we pop the ultimate?"

Using his ultimate to take on the dragon was something Zhoudong had never imagined; to him it felt like opening the door to a whole new world.

Liang Yan said: "You can go ahead; it'll be more stable."

Zhoudong agreed and immediately unleashed his ultimate.

His Sword Saint already had a level‑2 ultimate, granting a 60% attack‑speed boost—equivalent to gaining two extra green forks for the duration (10 seconds).

Yu Shuang wasn't slow either; she directly placed her shield on Sword Saint, letting Zhoudong benefit from the censer's damage amplification.

Censer + ultimate + the Double Strike passive sent Sword Saint's attack speed through the roof! Moreover, every basic attack now carries the censer's extra damage and healing effects.

"Ten seconds! The dragon is down to one‑quarter health!!"

"My god, it's going too fast!!"

"Teacher Waite sent it! Changzhang is rushing over!"

"But there are still over two thousand units! It feels like we won't make it in time!!"

"It's really too fast!!"

The commentators yelled in shock, the audience stifled their cheers, and countless young ladies stared at the big screen, clutching their tiny fists, wishing they could jump in and throw a few punches.

Changzhang finally arrived outside the dragon pit.

He placed a ward through the wall into the pit, saw that the dragon was down to a sliver of health, and without hesitation dug a hole through the wall and crawled in.

However, just as he emerged from the hole, he was about to smite……

Roar~~~!

A yellow thunderbolt summoned from Sword Saint's hand struck from the sky, instantly clearing the dragon's remaining HP; the massive form of Baron Nashor began to disintegrate into drifting ash.

Changzhang was dumbfounded, showing no reaction to the blue team's four‑man focus fire; after a stunned pause he finally snapped out of it, panicked, flashed to escape, but ended up slamming into a wall.

"Zhoudong smoothly smited and took the dragon!!"

"Changzhang still has to give another!!"

"The Stone Golem flew out unstoppably, slamming into three people!!"

"Before it even landed, Zhoudong Q‑ed in and sliced Lanbo to death with two strikes!!"

"What?! That fat Lanbo didn't even get to deal any damage before being insta‑killed?!"

"Chaos! The Cool Team is totally messed up!!"

"Cai Kun Kun has earned heavenly merit!!"

"This play was too cool!!"

"I could have died countless times before, but as long as I get one good ultimate on you, it's game over for you—that's the point of picking Stone Golem!!"

At this moment, the screen filled with four characters:

【Kun Bro is awesome!!!】

The live audience went wild, rose to their feet, and cheered frenziedly!

Guan Zeyuan's mouth spat out like a Gatling gun, continuing to fire:

"Uzi only auto‑attacked two or three shots, saw his teammates already downed two, immediately launched a fish‑net missile and began his escape!"

"Karthus ran after him but only made two steps before being tied down by Fan Mother!"

"Jiao Shen flashed just as his cooldown ended, appeared and cleaved Uzi with a broken blade!"

"So ruthless! Jiao Shen is about to leave everyone behind!"

"Uzi used his flash! After climbing the slope he tossed two pincers to seal the jungle entrance!"

"Jiao Shen once again demonstrated what it means to be a professional minesweeper, never stopping as he slipped through the gap between the pincers!"

「Uzi didn't even turn his head, running toward the mid second tower! 」

「Jiao Shen kept chasing! 」

「Uzi had just entered the brush and was again slowed by Ten Thousand Arrows Volley! 」

「Can't escape!! 」

「Everyone's gonna die!! 」

「Cool Team is about to be wiped out!!! 」

「My god! Baron plus a team wipe! this is really going to turn around!! 」

「No way!!! 」Wang Ji glanced at the minimap, then suddenly shouted, "Everyone's pushing the mid lane minion wave! It feels like they want to go all-in!! Otherwise, splitting two lanes to send someone to push the top tower would be the most economical choice! But now, Surpass Team, except for Jiao Shen chasing Uzi, everyone else is running to mid lane! Obviously they want to go all-in!!!"

「This is too risky, Kassadin has already respawned! 」

「That's right, Brother Ya Qian has already respawned. 」

「But the respawn times for the rest of Hong Se Fang are all over 30 seconds! 」

「Can we push from the mid second tower to the enemy base in 30 seconds? 」

「No one dares to guarantee it. 」

「It was only Liang Yan calmly saying to push, which inexplicably gave the others great confidence. 」

「Uzi knows he can't escape, standing in the brush, turning back to auto-attack Jiao Shen! But the Storm Greatsword he bought ten minutes ago still hasn't been upgraded to Infinity Edge; he only has a Hurricane on him. He has attack speed but no crit damage bonus, causing his output to be completely incomparable to that of Frost Shot!! 」

「Jiao Shen auto-attacks to kill Uzi, then rushes out from the jungle gap to meet up with teammates and destroy the tower!! They really! want! one! wave!!! 」

「55Kai panicked, started acting as the Quan Shui commander: 」

「Destroy the tower! Brothers, quickly destroy the tower for gold! Can't push! The enemy has respawned! 」

「He actually came with a script he co-created with PDD. 」

「If we lose, this performance will be ruined! 」

「However, nobody listened to him, because Liang Yan calmly but firmly said: 」

「Don't worry about it, just push! 」

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