[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-legend-of-dragon-son-in-law":3,"chapter-legend-of-dragon-son-in-law-legend-of-dragon-son-in-law-chapter-1871":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","Legend of Dragon Son-in-law",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1750155,2236,"Chapter 1869: Coming Clean","legend-of-dragon-son-in-law-chapter-1871",1871,"\u003Cp>\"Who’s playing ’A Good Day’ on the grave?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The years slipped through your fingers, and now you’re cold.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I still remember that year when we were all alive and well.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Now you’re in the grave, I burn paper money but you miss it.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The tune \"Coffin Breaks\" echoed serenely.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Whitaker Dog stood on the expansive cemetery plains, a cigar in his mouth, sunglasses on his face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His already dark skin seemed to have gotten even darker from the sun recently.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Boss, your family tomb needs renewal.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As Whitaker Dog stood among the graves, holding a big cell phone, he mumbled, \"A total of 30 million US Dollars.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Brother, my family’s fallen on hard times, we’re out of money.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A voice of helplessness came from the phone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What?\" Whitaker Dog was initially impatient but then softened his tone: \"You’re a big customer with us, our Funeral Alliance treats you like God!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Has anyone in your family died recently?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"No... could you, say something auspicious?\" The man on the phone sounded displeased.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Here’s the deal, we’re now offering grave loans, your father’s grave payment can be split. Pay twenty percent upfront, the remaining eighty over four years.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Starting next year, pay me twenty percent per year. No interest, fair enough!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Brother, I’m really out of money.\" The person on the other end of the phone was somewhat resigned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was evident he seemed down on his luck.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His words sounded very despondent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Listening to you, it seems you’re almost dead. Hurry up and pay, buy yourself a plot!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Whitaker Dog said unhappily.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I really have no money! Hey, who are you cursing!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The man’s tone started to show some anger.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Alright then.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Whitaker Dog hung up the phone and slipped the big phone into his pocket.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He spat into his palm, picked up a giant shovel!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Clang!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Smashed the tombstone in front of him to pieces!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Immediately after, he gripped the shovel with both hands and thrust it in!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dug vigorously!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Out of the dust, an urn soared into the air.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Off you go, mate! Through wind and rain, you’re everywhere!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bang!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Whitaker Dog swung the shovel and sent the urn flying through the air!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The ash scattered gently down.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Whitaker Dog reached out, caught some bone fragments, and popped them into his mouth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"A bit salty!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Pft!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He muttered to himself, \"Can this thing be used as a calcium supplement?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But just then, the phone rang.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I’ll pay you the twenty percent first, take good care of my dad.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The man on the phone sounded slightly excited: \"My stocks went up, now I have money! In at most half a month, I can pay you for five full years!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Oh wow! I knew you’d bounce back! Don’t worry, I’ll take good care of your old man.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Whitaker Dog picked up the urn, shoveled some dirt in, and filled it back.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"A person is just a pile of dirt after death. When the ashes are gone, dirt will do the same.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Whitaker Dog hung up the phone, threw the urn into the pit, and stepped on it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Trying to compact it a little.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Crack!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Unfortunately.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The urn broke.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Damn it, bad luck!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Whitaker Dog scooped some dirt and buried the urn.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Master Dog, the Pope is calling you!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, Whitaker Dog’s underling ran over.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Breathed heavily, saying, \"Logan Channing is calling for you! Seems like something big is up.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What big thing? The Pope died?\" Whitaker Dog touched his bald head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hey! Master Dog, you can’t just say stuff like that, if the Pope hears, you...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What the hell do you know!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Slap!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Whitaker Dog smacked the young guy on the back of the head: \"The Pope says dying is a good thing.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Fine! Even out the grave here, I’m going to see what’s up.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Whitaker Dog planted the shovel into the ground and strode off into the distance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Clang!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Clang!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Clang!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The funeral bell tolled three times.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then, the sound of the suona horn began to play.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Funeral Alliance was beating gongs and drums.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This meant something big was happening.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One chime means there’s news.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Two chimes, means big news!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Three chimes, means this matter is extremely urgent!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Three chimes plus the king of instruments, the suona!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Indicates not only is this urgent, but core members of the Funeral Alliance must rush over immediately!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Damn it, the old Pope can’t possibly be dead, can he? The old thing’s been alive for hundreds of years; it was about time he died.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He sped up his steps and arrived in front of a massive building.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This building was very unique!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Five meters high, thirty meters wide.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One hundred meters long!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was a giant coffin!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is the top building of the Funeral Alliance, the cathedral!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The most grand and highest-level place!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Whitaker Dog, hurry up!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Logan Channing stood at the door, waving him over: \"It’s urgent!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Coming!\" Whitaker Dog dared to curse the Pope, but not Logan Channing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This woman is terrifying when crazy; even a dog would have to give her space!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet, Logan Channing is so beautiful.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Indeed!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The more beautiful a thing is, the more dangerous.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Once Whitaker Dog entered the Funeral Alliance cathedral, he found it already filled with people.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Over a hundred elites were seated.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone was whispering, discussing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Evidently, everyone was puzzled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This random, abrupt meeting?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And such a high-level, urgent one!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>From the way everyone was discussing, it seemed no one knew.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Cough!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A cough came through.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone fell silent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A moment later.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>An old man wearing a red robe, leaning on a cane, appeared at the podium.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The old man was hunched, frail!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He looked like he was genuinely at the end of his rope.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His hair was full of white, his face weathered and worn.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Stand up!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A burly man shouted!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The whole crowd stood up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Pope!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hundreds echoed in unison.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Sit, all of you, sit.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The old man leaned on his cane, slowly making his way to the front of the podium, gazing at the Funeral Alliance members below.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I want to ask everyone a question.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The old man looked around and began speaking in a weak voice: \"Why did you all come to the Funeral Alliance?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As soon as he said this, the crowd started whispering again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"For money!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Yes! Money! When the suona plays, thousands come!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"For happiness!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"For eating ashes!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"For grave digging!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For a moment, there were all sorts of answers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The old man obviously was not happy, his brow furrowed even more.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Logan Channing, you answer.\" The Pope looked at Logan Channing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"For justice! For peace and love!\" Logan Channing stood up, answering.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Don’t ask why she answered that way; the Pope had instructed it beforehand.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Good! Very well said!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Pope was very satisfied, and amidst everyone’s bewildered expressions, slowly tore off his beard!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then removed the wig!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bit by bit pulled off the wrinkles on his face!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Snap!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He broke the cane directly!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I’m not pretending anymore, I’m laying it out!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Pope, who was originally weak and old, instantly transformed into a middle-aged man!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I! Five thousand years ago, the Nether Emperor!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As soon as the Pope spoke, the place fell into dead silence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You all will now be my ghost army! I ranked third among the Seventh Emperors back in the day! Now, I want to be the first!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Do you have the confidence to follow me and recreate an order!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Silence!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For a full half-minute, the members of the Funeral Alliance hadn’t recovered from the shock.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Nether Emperor gave Logan Channing a hint.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Immortal Nether Emperor! Unrivaled under heaven!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Logan Channing finally shouted the slogan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Once someone started, the chants echoed incessantly in the cathedral!\u003C\u002Fp>",1288,"2026-06-06T17:05:50.650Z",1,"novelbin.me","51097dfff9a19c1510eba57b742796109f9cc356ecc4d7559bd839c32247eba4","legend-of-dragon-son-in-law-chapter-1872","legend-of-dragon-son-in-law-chapter-1870",2546,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Flegend-of-dragon-son-in-law-cover.jpg"]