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Chapter 82: Stewing tofu on the battlefield will not have a good ending!

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Amidst a mix of white and blue light,

eighteen clusters of light turn into specks of starlight,

merging into the progress bar of the [Underworld].

"So many duplicates?"

Gu Xuan looks on, shocked in his heart.

Today's luck,

it seems, isn't very good?

He quickly scans the remaining blue and white light clusters.

The first thing that catches his eye is the figure of a stunningly beautiful woman.

"The two sons cannot be cared for simultaneously; I can only protect one."

"Cai Boundless Zhen Ji?"

The moment he sees this general,

Gu Xuan's mouth twitches.

This fellow,

because the original art was beautiful,

was once sold by Gouka for 9,999 ingots,

but in terms of skills,

she is actually far inferior to other generals at the same price.

"Forget it, it's fine as a collectible,"

"as for putting her on the field,"

"better not."

This general is very easy to flip over with.

"Let me look at the others."

Gu Xuan scans again,

and finally finds

that there are only a few boutique generals

among this pile of generals

that are worth looking at.

"Orange Brother,"

"Star Xu Huang,"

"Bound Guan Yu,"

"Zhang Song,"

and that's it...

"Fine..."

Having seen many underworld generals,

Gu Xuan actually didn't have any great expectations

for these ordinary or boutique generals.

Putting these generals into the general library,

Gu Xuan then nervously flips open the first golden general card.

In an instant,

the figure of a burly man wearing shoulder armor,

commanding soldiers to shoot arrows, emerges in Gu Xuan's mind.

Facing the White Horse Followers,

he has a frivolous and disdainful expression,

and with a cold snort, arrogant words escape his lips:

"White Horse? Hmph!"

"I will make sure they never return!"

"Qu Yi?"

Gu Xuan happily receives this golden general card.

"This thing is the fastest man in Landlord!"

Although he flips over often,

but in the current situation where "plain" generals are everywhere,

as long as he doesn't encounter combinations like Bound Xiahou Dun and Xiao Qiao,

and brushes a wave of starting cards,

Landlord is like grabbing beans;

a game takes less than three minutes,

grab the beans and leave!

"[Underworld], no problems!"

Gu Xuan praises his own Golden Finger,

knowing he is about to play Landlord,

and it gave him such a fierce general.

"The first general is not bad,"

"let me see what the second one is?"

Gu Xuan happily holds Qu Yi,

puts him into the general library,

and fixes his gaze on the second cluster of golden light.

Slowly flipping it open,

an old, hoarse voice emerges in his mind.

The old man hunches his back,

his tone filled with endless regret yet helplessness.

"The Han dynasty is coming to an end; how can I not have regrets?"

Accompanied by a long sigh,

the old man disappears from Gu Xuan's mind,

and appears on the general card in front of him.

"Yang Biao!"

"This thing can be said to be the strongest blood-selling general in hand-play!"

He actually drew it today!

"This thing, in 8-player or 5-player army battles, is a presence that slaughters all sides!"

"Even in Landlord,"

"he is not bad!"

Losing health to draw cards directionally or moving cards from any area on the field,

and then being able to draw one more,

this kind of blood-selling gain

is simply ridiculously high.

Plus, he has a skill similar to Grain Shortage,

which can make people unable to draw cards.

Disgusting,

it is truly disgusting!

"Another big underworld general!"

Gu Xuan happily puts away this general.

Yang Biao's biggest pain point is that no one attacks him,

and he becomes weak once his health drains in the late game.

However, compared to his advantages,

this pain point

can be ignored.

"Third card! Third card!"

"Let me see what the third card is!"

Gu Xuan clicks on the third cluster of golden light,

flips it open, and sees:

A handsome youth with a sword at his waist, black crows flying around him.

He holds a brush and scroll,

his voice clear, yet hiding traces of ambition.

"Today's action is merely a calculated plan!"

"Bide my time, and seize the opportunity again!"

"The Squatting King?"

Gu Xuan receives this epic card.

The general Bound Zhong Hui

can be said to be very versatile,

especially as a Loyal Subject, his ability is even more outstanding.

It's hard to find such a general even with a lantern.

Therefore,

a crowd of Three Kingdoms Kill generals affectionately calls him:

"Lantern Zhong."

"This general can be played in any mode."

"Just squatting is enough,"

the longer he squats, the more awesome he becomes.

Even in the late game with more than ten Power, he can still wrestle with Great Demons.

Gu Xuan puts him away,

and immediately clicks on the fourth cluster of golden light.

"Cowards on the battlefield will not have a good ending!"

As soon as the golden light opens,

a domineering voice fills Gu Xuan's entire consciousness space.

This general holds dual blades,

hair disheveled,

armor rampaging across the battlefield,

possessing an invincible posture!

"Xu Rong!!!"

"The Tofu Stewer!"

The moment Gu Xuan sees this general,

he rubs his hands in excitement.

"The general with the most murderous aura in Three Kingdoms Kill,"

"the endgame harvester!"

"A ruthless man who can send the whole team to heaven when one person is at low health!"

You know,

even in an era where underworld generals appear frequently,

many great generals like to hang Xu Rong on their homepage.

Why?

Not only because he is handsome and has status.

It is because this fellow

has a very high ceiling.

In an 8-player army battle,

as long as the hand cards are brushed well and the timing is right,

he can easily take away seven people in one wave,

never dragging things out!

There is just one thing...

When this fellow says his lines while fighting,

others easily mistake "cowards on the battlefield"

for "stewing tofu on the battlefield."

But this is irrelevant.

Gu Xuan happily puts away the Tofu Stewer,

and clicks on the last cluster of golden light with anticipation.

"According to my previous experience,"

"the last one,"

"must be a big treasure!"

Gu Xuan mutters to himself,

reaching out to receive the last cluster of golden light.

His current big treasures,

are only missing a few.

I wonder which one it will be?

"Whoosh!"

Golden light flashes,

a general card just takes shape,

and then,

scatters into specks of starlight, flying into the progress bar on the [Underworld].

Gu Xuan looks blankly at his empty hands,

stunned for a moment,

and then rubs his eyes in disbelief,

only to find

that there really isn't one!

"Damn it!"

"Even epic generals are duplicates?!"

Gu Xuan looks at the [Underworld] gate with a heartbroken expression.

"General, why are you learning from Gouka!!"

At the moment the golden light drifted away,

he also saw the general phantom;

it was Wen Yang, the second epic general he drew.

Thinking that the guaranteed draw was actually a duplicate,

Gu Xuan couldn't help but feel heartache for the Gold Beans spent.

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