Chapter 143

The moon was waning.

The green mountains were secluded, and the water flowed murmuringly.

Gu Qing sat on the ground, pretending to force out the poison, while You Longsheng, ignoring the cold, stripped naked and lay in the small stream, washing away the powder from his body. You Longsheng threw away his original set of clothes without any lingering attachment.

After bathing, You Longsheng wailed loudly in the small stream.

"It just so happens that I prepared some extra clothes while walking the Wu Lin."

Gu Qing finished "forcing out the poison," took out the bundle he had hidden, took out a set of clean clothes, and handed them to You Longsheng.

"Thank you!"

You Longsheng thanked him sincerely.

Gu Qing had also harvested merit from You Longsheng for the third time.

"I truly survived a disaster."

You Longsheng said sorrowfully, "To tell the truth, I didn't think I could come out alive."

You Longsheng had once wanted to die with the Great Joy Female Bodhisattva. Now that he had luckily escaped, he was physically and mentally exhausted.

Seeing this, Gu Qing asked with a smile, "Do you want to come with me to find Lin Xian'er and let her comfort you properly?"

Compared to the Great Joy Female Bodhisattva, Lin Xian'er was truly heaven and earth apart.

Lin Xian'er...

You Longsheng's gaze was full of yearning, and then he stubbornly shook his head, saying, "I am already an unclean person and am not worthy of her."

After being defiled by the Great Joy Female Bodhisattva, You Longsheng felt that being able to live was already extremely lucky. He dared not ask for Lin Xian'er anymore. As a "licker," You Longsheng felt he had lost the qualification to lick Lin Xian'er.

What kind of status did the Great Joy Female Bodhisattva have to be compared with Lin Xian'er?

This was the first time Gu Qing had heard a man say he wasn't clean in front of Lin Xian'er, and he laughed on the spot.

"Actually, I am curious about one thing."

Gu Qing said, "Let's just discuss this purely: if a man is completely unable to get an erection when facing the Great Joy Female Bodhisattva, how does she respond?"

Gu Qing was truly concerned about this question, fearing that Long Xiaoyun would live a good life beside the Great Joy Female Bodhisattva.

You Longsheng pointed to his lower back, where there were many needle marks.

"The Great Joy Female Bodhisattva uses silver needles to pierce acupoints, forcing the blood energy to change its path, so whether you get an erection or not is not up to you."

You Longsheng felt very aggrieved when talking about this, saying, "In the two years I was by her side, she had already defiled several people to death. Because my looks were good, she would defile me for a while, then let me eat fried chicken and rest properly, which is why I wasn't destroyed."

Gu Qing felt relieved upon hearing this.

"I don't want to get involved in Wu Lin matters anymore."

You Longsheng was already afraid, saying, "I am prepared to return to the Hidden Sword Villa and live a good life. You, you..." When he got to the end, You Longsheng's expression was awkward.

"Don't worry, I won't tell anyone about the Great Joy Female Bodhisattva incident."

Gu Qing said.

You Longsheng thanked Gu Qing sincerely once again.

Gu Qing had harvested enough merit, patted You Longsheng on the shoulder, and said, "Next time we meet, let's eat fried chicken together."

Upon hearing this, You Longsheng remembered the feeling of eating fried chicken beside the Great Joy Female Bodhisattva and began to retch in front of the small stream.

The restaurant where the Great Joy Female Bodhisattva was located.

Gu Qing returned lightly, seeing the Great Joy Female Bodhisattva's disciples on both sides, each fat woman like a mountain of meat, guarding the restaurant tightly.

Gu Qing gauged the distance, leaped up, performed a three-stage jump in the air, light and silent, landed on the roof of the restaurant from above the heads of these fat women, and then lay flat on the roof. Following the "roof-uncovering" technique recorded in the Lianhua Treasure Mirror, he gently lifted half a tile and looked inside through the gap.

Long Xiaoyun was twelve or thirteen, already an adult. In the original novel, Long Xiaoyun had even played with Lin Xian'er, and his playing with women was very crazy.

But now, Long Xiaoyun didn't dare to be crazy, trembling like a little chick. The Great Joy Female Bodhisattva reached out, her five fingers covering Long Xiaoyun's head, stroking it gently, the pressure immense.

Long Xiaoyun had already begun to eat fried chicken with tears in his eyes.

Seeing this, Gu Qing felt relieved, circulated his lightness skill, left quietly, and prepared to foster Long Xiaoyun with the Great Joy Female Bodhisattva for a period of time.

"Oh?"

On a small path far from the restaurant, Gu Qing saw a graceful figure walking toward the Great Joy Female Bodhisattva, flew forward, and intercepted her.

This woman's curves were exquisite, hot and charming, her thick lips carrying a unique charm. After seeing Gu Qing, her charming eyes narrowed slightly, and she said with great enthusiasm, "What's wrong? With no girl by your side, are you planning to hang me?"

This woman was the Blue Lan Lan Xiezi.

As long as you get hooked by her, it's hard to avoid being killed.

Gu Qing sized up the Blue Lan Lan Xiezi's figure, feeling his eyes were cleansed, and asked, "Are you planning to save Long Xiaoyun?"

The Blue Lan Lan Xiezi's smile gradually faded, her expression turning cold, saying, "So what if I am?"

When the Blue Lan Lan Xiezi attacked Li Xunhuan, Long Xiaoyun was also on the side. Li Xunhuan spared the Blue Lan Lan Xiezi's life, and now that the Blue Lan Lan Xiezi heard that Long Xiaoyun was trapped at the Great Joy Female Bodhisattva's place, she wanted to save him.

"Li Xunhuan handed Long Xiaoyun to you, but you let him get trapped at the Great Joy Female Bodhisattva's place. You are simply unworthy of Li Xunhuan's trust."

The Blue Lan Lan Xiezi said coldly.

Because of this, the Blue Lan Lan Xiezi looked down on Gu Qing.

"Very good."

Gu Qing didn't care about the Blue Lan Lan Xiezi's attitude and said calmly, "Let's have a fight. If you win, then I will risk my life to go with you to save Long Xiaoyun. If you lose, don't interfere in this matter, and don't go around talking nonsense."

The Blue Lan Lan Xiezi's pretty face turned cold, and the surroundings seemed to turn cold instantly.

Gu Qing didn't care at all and said, "Do you know the Stone Goddess?"

The Blue Lan Lan Xiezi naturally nodded. Among Chu Liuxiang's legendary deeds, there was the defeat of the Stone Goddess.

"The Stone Goddess has a set of martial arts called 'Men Cannot See,' which combines the strengths of all martial arts in the world. As long as a man sees it, it's hard to avoid losing his life."

Gu Qing said indifferently, "And I also understand many martial arts. Imitating my predecessors, I naturally created a set of 'Women Cannot See.' As long as a woman sees it, it's hard to avoid total defeat."

The Blue Lan Lan Xiezi sneered, "What big talk!"

Gu Qing gradually extended his hand and said, "Make your move!"

The Blue Lan Lan Xiezi twisted her slender waist, her hands swaying lightly as she reached toward Gu Qing. Gu Qing made his move in that instant, unleashing five or six moves in a flash, all of which were the most common skills in the Wu Lin. Just as the Blue Lan Lan Xiezi was about to break them, she saw these fist techniques change, every move and every style seeming familiar yet different. In that instant, the Blue Lan Lan Xiezi's front, waist, long legs, slender waist, earlobes, and shoulders were all struck.

The internal energy from these moves was different from ordinary internal energy that harms people; it followed the body, and wherever it went, the Blue Lan Lan Xiezi's body would go limp.

"Shameless!"

The Blue Lan Lan Xiezi had never seen such a shameless martial art. After separating, she clamped her legs slightly and scolded Gu Qing angrily.

Gu Qing rubbed forward and threw a punch. The Blue Lan Lan Xiezi naturally blocked, but just as she threw three punches, Gu Qing had already hit her with five. These punches didn't hurt when they hit her body, but they were tingling, making it hard for the Blue Lan Lan Xiezi to control herself. After this round of punches and kicks, the Blue Lan Lan Xiezi sat paralyzed on the ground.

"Bastard, you thief!"

The Blue Lan Lan Xiezi cursed, spread her legs, and said, "If you want to come, come, give me a quick one!"

This "Women Cannot See" was truly something they couldn't see.

During the battle, the Blue Lan Lan Xiezi's desires were already hard to control, so she simply gave up... referring to her legs.

Gu Qing looked at his hands. This Soul-Confusing Hand and the Hundred-Flower Wrong Fist, etc., merged together—facing women, it really had miraculous effects... The most unsolvable poison in martial arts is an aphrodisiac; it really makes sense.

It's just that Gu Qing wasn't someone who used this martial art to pick flowers. He walked up, grabbed the Blue Lan Lan Xiezi with one hand, and threw her into a deep pool five zhang away.

The cold late-autumn pool water washed over her, and the Blue Lan Lan Xiezi immediately regained her composure.

"Another day."

Gu Qing looked at the Blue Lan Lan Xiezi and said, "I have no interest today."

Anyone who saw the Great Joy Female Bodhisattva's physical body would have their spirit damaged.

"Gu Qing, you bastard, you have the heart of a thief but no guts, you eunuch!"

The Blue Lan Lan Xiezi broke her defense and cursed.

Anyone who was full of spring desire and was thrown directly into the pool water, neither up nor down, would explode.

Gu Qing laughed and floated away.

(End of chapter)