Chapter 204: The Fool

The number one sect in the world?

Scared to death!

Why aren't Residential Cultivators and Traveling Cultivators the number one sect?

Li Li Banfeng expressed dissatisfaction: "Wife, what techniques does this sect have?"

"Hey, hubby, you asked the right question. Little slave doesn't know what techniques Fool Cultivators have,

little slave has never seen a Fool Cultivator. This sect has been extinct for a long time, and there have been no cultivators in the world for many years,

little slave only knows that this sect is extremely powerful. They are extremely shrewd, and their means are strange. There are no opponents among the same level."

No opponents?

Worldly sects, except for Metal Cultivators, all have mutual generation and restraint connections. This is what the peddler said.

"Is there no sect that restrains Fool Cultivators?"

The gramophone said: "Legend has it that only one sect in the world can restrain Fool Cultivators, but that sect is powerless to fight them."

"Wait," Li Li Banfeng frowned, "I don't understand, which sect can restrain Fool Cultivators? Why are they powerless to fight?"

"Little slave doesn't know which sect it is, and doesn't know the reason for being powerless to fight. According to little slave's speculation, it may be that there are too few people in that sect, or their hearts are not united."

"Are Fool Cultivators united?"

"Not too united, but they can also fight together. They jointly established the Fool's City in Puluo Province. Because Fool Cultivators are too strong, in Puluo Province, no one is not terrified when hearing the name of the Fool's City."

"They are so strong, how did they become extinct?"

"This is not clear. Some people say they died because of infighting due to mutual fooling and teasing,

others say it is because the tree attracts the wind, and the Fool Cultivators were besieged by other sects and finally perished,

opinions differ, it is difficult to distinguish true from false, but little slave only remembers one thing. When I was cultivating, a predecessor warned me, saying that the Fool's City is still in the Old Earth. Although there are no living cultivators, there are still dead wandering souls,

even if they become wandering souls, Fool Cultivators are still extremely powerful. That predecessor told me not to come to the Fool's City. Hubby, how did you come here?"

Li Li Banfeng rubbed his forehead, his thoughts in chaos.

How did I come to the Fool's City? What did I come here for?

"Wife, is the technique of Fool Cultivators just deceiving people?"

Chi chi~

"Hubby, when I heard about Fool Cultivators from my predecessor, little slave also thought so. I thought Fool Cultivators should be called Deceit Cultivators,

but an elder once saw a Fool Cultivator and warned me that fool is fool, deceit is deceit. The key to Fool Cultivators is fool, not deceit."

What does this elder do, why is he talking so roundabout?

Li Li Banfeng thought for a moment and seemed to have figured out some clues.

Fool is fool, deceit is deceit.

The deception of these people is not necessarily very clever.

It is my IQ that has dropped.

I have been made "foolish" by them!

This is the power of Fool Cultivators.

"No wonder I have been deceived since entering the city, even the one selling plasters on the street could cheat me out of a dollar!"

Li Li Banfeng got up immediately, wanting to leave the Fool's City.

The gramophone called out to Li Li Banfeng: "Hubby, why don't you wait before leaving? I see your thoughts are still a bit chaotic, perhaps you have been hit by the technique of Fool Cultivators."

Li Li Banfeng turned to look at the gramophone: "Wife, do you have a way to resolve the technique of Fool Cultivators?"

"This..." The gramophone had no way.

She hadn't even seen a Fool Cultivator, how could she resolve the technique?

"Hubby, rest for a while in the mansion before going out." This is the only suggestion the gramophone can give. The recovery ability of Residential Cultivators in the mansion is unmatched by other sects.

But Li Li Banfeng had another concern: "Wife, I feel my brain getting more and more chaotic. If I am hit by the technique of Fool Cultivators, the longer I drag it out, will the poison be deeper?"

"This..." The wife couldn't explain it.

"If I stay in this city for a long time, will I be affected and become more and more foolish?"

"This..." The wife still couldn't explain it.

"I'd better leave early!" Li Li Banfeng was about to go out again, without even bringing his magic treasures.

The wife called out: "Hubby, bring all the magic treasures,

Gourd sister, if anyone deceives our man again, you must give a reminder."

The wine gourd responded: "When selling plasters, I didn't think little brother could be fooled. After he bought the plaster, I felt that this little money didn't count for anything."

The gramophone's heart tightened.

Was the gourd also hit by the technique?

The gramophone said again: "Hanxue, you can deal with wandering souls, go with hubby,

Qiansi, you are often by hubby's ear, remind him from time to time,

Old Lao Chahu, you are also awake, you are well-informed, go together,

Erdao, protect the official in your side,

no need to bring the Judge's Pen, that thing is useless,

bring the Calendar, this cheap woman is quite smart."

Li Li Banfeng brought a pair of magic treasures and walked to the door with the Calendar.

After thinking for a while, Li Li Banfeng put the Calendar back.

"I'm going to run away, holding a Calendar and walking on the street, how eye-catching it will be."

Li Li Banfeng left. The wife was still worried: "Hubby is not quite right today."

Did Honglian said from the side: "Let me go out and see, I have seen Fool Cultivators, maybe I can help."

"Let you go out?" The gramophone thought about it seriously, "Wait."

"Wait until when? Until that crazy man loses his life?"

The gramophone spat out a cloud of steam, burning Did Honglian red: "Sister, don't say such unlucky words. You wait patiently, maybe you will be released in your next life."

"Evil woman!" Did Honglian spat at the gramophone, and the gramophone continued to burn with steam.

After a fight, Did Honglian stopped making a sound. The gramophone looked at the Calendar and said: "Hubby should have brought Mengde. Both Virtue Cultivation and Dream Cultivation can stir up the mind, and they will definitely be useful in front of Fool Cultivators."

Mengde agreed: "What the Lady said is true, I am useful."

The Judge's Pen sneered: "Too many."

The gramophone was surprised, asking the Judge's Pen: "What did you just say is too many?"

"Hmph..." The Judge's Pen was too lazy to repeat.

Li Li Banfeng returned to the inn room and found that the room had been turned upside down.

This shop is not very normal, it is likely a black shop.

Why did I enter a black shop?

The innkeeper didn't find me, he must have thought I escaped.

Should I just escape by pretending to be stupid?

Or catch them off guard and kill them with a return shot?

If it were before, Li Li Banfeng's first reaction would definitely be revenge.

Don't look at the fact that they are all wandering souls in the shop, with the pendulum, Li Li Banfeng is really not afraid of them.

But in the Fool's City, fighting with Fool Cultivators, can I take advantage?

Besides, there might be other people in this inn. If I am surrounded, how can I escape?

Once I think too much, Li Li Banfeng feels a headache.

Forget it, this revenge will be taken later, escape is the priority.

Li Li Banfeng jumped out of the window, came to the street, and walked toward the city gate.

After walking for a while, Li Li Banfeng began to think about an important question.

Turn left or turn right?

Where is the city gate?

Didn't Li Li Banfeng come from the city gate?

Li Li Banfeng remembers the road from the city gate to the inn door.

But now he jumped out of the guest room window and is in a small alley, not on the street. He is a bit confused about how to walk to the city gate.

Just because I changed an exit, I can't recognize the direction?

How can a Traveling Cultivator not recognize the direction?

Li Li Banfeng kept rubbing his skull, getting more and more impatient as he walked.

The wine gourd reminded: "Little brother, don't be anxious, let's look at the wind direction first, and then judge the direction."

Wind direction?

Li Li Banfeng doesn't remember the wind direction when entering the city.

The earring reminded: "Master, why don't we go back to the inn door and walk back along the original road."

The pendulum scolded the earring: "You stupid thing, go back to the inn door, isn't that waiting for the innkeeper to see you? What is the difference between this and throwing yourself into the net?"

The earring retorted: "Then what good way do you have?"

Li Li Banfeng was too lazy to listen to their quarrel. These magic treasures were obviously also affected by the Fool's City, and their IQs had dropped.

At the critical moment, encountering a critical problem, Li Li Banfeng still had to make his own decision.

Li Li Banfeng was in the alley, his vision was blocked, and he definitely couldn't find the way out of the city.

Find a place with an open view, wouldn't he be able to find the way?

There is a bell tower not far away. Li Li Banfeng passed through the alley, ran along the street to the bottom of the bell tower, and climbed to the top of the bell tower.

The view here is really open!

Should this bell tower be the tallest building in the entire Fool's City?

Li Li Banfeng looked up and soon found the location of the city gate.

And not just one city gate, he found the locations of the city gates in all four directions.

He was excited, he was happy.

More than a dozen people from Youlai Inn all rushed out and celebrated with Li Li Banfeng.

"Look! He is on the bell tower!"

"Quick! Don't let him run!"

"Press him down, chop him to death!"

A group of people rushed to the bell tower, Li Li Banfeng hurriedly ran away.

"How did they see me, how did they know I was here?"

After running a few steps, Li Li Banfeng frowned and knew the problem.

He was the only one in the whole city, and the rest were ghosts.

Just such a living person, ran to the highest place in the city and stood there.

What was I thinking?

Why did I climb so high?

It would be difficult for those people in the inn not to find me.

Running all the way in the city, Li Li Banfeng finally shook off the pursuers with great effort.

After breathing for a while, another voice appeared in his ear: "Young man, I advised you, but you just wouldn't listen. Do you still want to leave the city?"

Li Li Banfeng looked back, it was the gold-picking door (fortune teller) again, Li Li Banfeng had given him one hundred dollars before.

"How did you find me?"

"The evil spirit is on you, I can see it from far away."

"How did you know I wanted to leave the city?"

The fortune teller smiled: "The fate is all on the face, how can it escape my eyes? Young man, you must not leave the city, the bloody disaster is right in front of you."

Li Li Banfeng stepped away without saying a word to the fortune teller.

I only have a bloody disaster if I stay in this city. My brain is getting less and less useful. If I stay any longer, if someone cuts me with a knife, I won't even know how to hide.

When walking in the alley, Li Li Banfeng kept chanting a sentence in his heart: "In front is the street, it must be the street..."

As a result, the alley was still an alley after coming out.

Li Li Banfeng got lost again.

What should I do?

Ask someone for directions?

Is it possible for people here to tell the truth?

The teapot saw Li Li Banfeng was a bit irritable and persuaded: "Little brother, go home and rest for a while, sleep first. You are a Residential Cultivator, you will be fine after resting."

The old teapot's suggestion was similar to others, and had no value.

But Li Li Banfeng could only return to the Leaving Suishenju for now.

His head was very painful, I don't know if it was because of tiredness or anger.

He felt his thoughts getting more and more chaotic, even thinking about a small thing required a lot of brain power.

Returned to the Leaving Suishenju, Li Li Banfeng fell asleep on the bed.

The gramophone asked about the process, and a group of magic treasures said it unclearly.

The gramophone was also a bit panicked: "What's wrong, are they all stupid?"

She was a bit afraid, she was worried that Li Li Banfeng would never get out again.

"Dear hubby, sleep, sleep, when you wake up, your brain will be clear, and you will be fine."

"Hmph!" The Judge's Pen snorted and went to sleep first.

PS: Li Banfeng wins the first battle of Li Banfeng and Qing!

"Fake Serious" is very good to listen to, especially the version by the movie queen Gong Li. Once hearing this song, Yumian Shala wants to dance.