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Chapter 599: Technique of Heavenly Union (High Energy in this Chapter)

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Ayi wanted to decide the winner between her and Li Li Banfeng.

She raised the explosives in her hand. The explosive package, which was originally only the size of a schoolbag, became the size of a quilt, floating in the palm of Ayi's hand.

Li Li Banfeng naturally wouldn't sit and wait for death; his shadow had already circled behind Ayi, ready to sneak an attack at any time.

His emotions were very unstable. Hulu Village was very special, and Ayi was also very special. Li Li Banfeng's reason was almost gone, but the basic combat logic remained clear.

Ayi shouted angrily: "Are you convinced? Are you ready to die?"

Li Li Banfeng also shouted: "Tell me first, what technique is this?"

He was trying to distract Ayi's attention. The shadow was less than three meters away from Ayi.

Ayi's attention was indeed distracted. She looked at Li Qi triumphantly and laughed loudly: "This is one of the three great unique skills of my sect."

"Tell me, what is the name of this technique?" Li Li Banfeng continued to negotiate with Ayi, while the shadow raised a sharp stone, aiming at the back of Ayi's head.

Ayi was stunned; this really stumped her. She bit her finger: "The name of the technique—"

Think slowly, I'm sending you on your way right now!

Just as the shadow was about to act, Ayi suddenly remembered. She laughed loudly: "The name of the technique is, Kill All These Bastards of Foolish Cultivation!"

Li Li Banfeng's expression twisted.

The shadow behind Ayi trembled.

If it were someone else, they might not take it seriously; this village chief was crazy, and it was reasonable for her to talk nonsense.

But at this moment, Li Li Banfeng was already on the verge of an episode. In an environment like Hulu Village, facing an opponent like Ayi, Li Li Banfeng had been able to maintain his reason until now entirely by relying on his remaining logical thinking ability to support his consciousness.

But Ayi was constantly destroying Li Li Banfeng's logic.

Li Li Banfeng asked: "Your technique name is so long?"

Ayi counted carefully. The technique she just made up had a full nine characters: "It is a bit long,

then let's call it 'Special Kill for Foolish Eggs' for short!"

Li Li Banfeng's mouth went crooked, and the shadow behind Ayi kept shaking.

What is the situation with this woman? What is the situation with this sect? Can techniques be so casual?

Is this technique made up on the spot?

Are techniques made up on the spot this powerful?

To what extent is this sect powerful?

The shadow was shivering behind her. Ayi heard the shadow's voice and turned to look at the shadow.

The shadow held the stone and looked at Ayi.

The two looked at each other for a moment; the shadow felt a bit awkward and put the stone down.

Ayi smiled: "What's your name? When did you come to the village? Do you know Li Qi? Why are you so black?"

She was chatting with the shadow.

The shadow scratched his head, first pointing at Li Li Banfeng, then at the sun, and then at Ayi's shadow.

Ayi frowned: "Why don't you speak? Pointing around like this, who can understand?"

The shadow pointed at his own face and waved his hand, indicating he couldn't speak.

Ayi was unhappy: "You say you can't speak? I think you don't want to speak."

The shadow shrugged, indicating he really couldn't speak.

Ayi snorted: "You think I'm crazy, you look down on me, so you don't want to talk to me, is that what you mean?"

The shadow shook his head repeatedly, indicating that wasn't what he meant.

Ayi was even angrier: "I just can't stand people like you. If you dislike me, just say it clearly, why hide and act like that?"

The shadow tried hard to explain: "I really don't dislike you."

Ayi said: "Then why didn't you talk to me just now?"

"I can't speak—" Halfway through, the shadow looked at Li Li Banfeng.

The shadow could speak.

The shadow was very scared; he hadn't experienced this kind of thing. Li Li Banfeng's facial features were severely twisted. He had no time to help the shadow, because he didn't even know how to help himself.

The shadow squatted on the ground, first covering his mouth, then hugging his head tightly.

Ayi turned to look at Li Li Banfeng and asked: "What's wrong with this person? Is he your friend? Is he sick?"

Li Li Banfeng was silent for a moment, then suddenly laughed: "This is my shadow, you didn't expect that, right?"

"Nonsense!" Ayi also laughed, "Isn't your shadow under your feet?"

Li Li Banfeng lowered his head and saw his shadow under his feet.

Ayi turned back and looked at Li Li Banfeng's shadow: "Look, he also has a shadow."

The shadow lowered his head to look at his own feet. The moment he saw his shadow, he jumped up.

Li Li Banfeng's shadow, and the shadow's shadow, stood up from the ground together.

They held their heads and looked at Ayi in great shock.

Ayi looked at the two new shadows and smiled: "When did you come? What are your names?"

"Hehehe, their names are the same as mine." Li Li Banfeng's smile became more ferocious.

He didn't know why two more shadows appeared, and he didn't want to know. The logic remaining in his brain had collapsed at this moment.

Ayi looked at the three shadows and then at Li Li Banfeng: "What nonsense are you talking about? How could their names be the same as yours?"

"It's true, I'm not lying to you. They are all my brothers, good brothers with the same name and surname!" Li Li Banfeng's smile became more and more sincere.

The Leaving Suishenju kept reminding him in his ear: "Ah Qi, wake up."

"I am very awake!" Li Li Banfeng opened his mouth and replied directly.

Ayi was surprised: "Who are you talking to? Are you crazy?"

"Who said I'm crazy? The doctor told me, I'm not crazy at all, none of us brothers are crazy!" Li Li Banfeng scanned the group of shadows, "Brothers, don't be afraid. Whoever says we're crazy, we'll beat her to death. Once she's beaten to death, none of us will be crazy."

Inside the Leaving Suishenju, the Ninth Room girl looked at the battle outside through the Fifth Room and whispered: "This is reversing cause and effect; he's using a technique on himself."

The projector said from the side: "This doesn't count as using a technique on himself, he's using a technique on his own shadow."

The Ninth Room girl pondered for a moment and said: "The shadow is still himself—I can't tell anymore, anyway, his technique is quite effective."

The technique was indeed effective. The three shadows that were originally in a panic had all calmed down.

Now they were very united, and there was only one goal: as long as Ayi was killed, the normal logic could be found back.

"Brothers, bomb her to death!" Li Li Banfeng gave an order and ran wildly with the three shadows. The four figures disappeared from Ayi's sight at the same time.

"Want to use 'Looking at Flowers While Riding a Horse'?" Ayi smiled and detonated the explosives in her hand.

With a loud bang, thick smoke and dust rose all around, and Li Li Banfeng couldn't lock onto Ayi's position.

Without thinking at all, Li Li Banfeng used his most familiar tactic. He rushed into the smoke and dust and used the "Step Breaking Wan Chuan" technique.

Ayi took off her top and waved it casually, hitting the "Step Breaking Wan Chuan" aside like a ball, exploding one of Li Li Banfeng's shadows.

The shadow shattered into six pieces. In the fierce battle, Li Li Banfeng didn't know if it was his own shadow or the shadow's shadow that had shattered.

These six pieces of shadow didn't dissipate and were still wandering around Ayi.

Ayi was pleasantly surprised: "New friends again?"

Li Li Banfeng gave a ferocious smile: "Yes, all friends!"

The six shattered shadows slowly extended their bodies and soon became complete shadows again, only smaller than Li Li Banfeng.

The shadows went from three to eight. Ayi was very surprised: "Is this the Technique of Heavenly Union?"

Li Li Banfeng didn't answer; he didn't know what the Technique of Heavenly Union was.

The Leaving Suishenju was also very surprised.

The Fifth Room girl was still presenting the battle outside on the wall. Xiang Xiang Hongying leaned over to watch the fun and said in surprise: "It really is the Technique of Heavenly Union!"

The projector didn't quite understand: "Which sect's technique is the Technique of Heavenly Union?"

Xiang Xiang Hongying said: "It's not a technique of any sect; the Technique of Heavenly Union is a technique of some special cultivators that doesn't make sense."

"What does 'doesn't make sense' mean?" The projector still didn't understand.

The Old Master spoke up: "It's a type of technique mastered by some powerful cultivators that is almost impossible to crack,

just like Green Gourd. When you fought him, his body was cut into two halves, but he could still fight. Even if he were cut into finer pieces, he could still fight.

I remember there was also the Ancestor of Literary Cultivation, who had a lost unique skill called 'Ten Thousand Words and Thousand Sentences'. Just open any book, and thousands of words would turn into thousands of troops and horses, constantly fighting with the enemy."

The projector thought for a moment: "Isn't this 'Counting Ink and Seeking Lines'?"

The Ninth Girl said: "This is different from 'Counting Ink and Seeking Lines'. The words summoned by the Ancestor of Literary Cultivation can distinguish between friend and foe, and they last for a long time.

And even if all the words are killed, he can just change a book and turn them into thousands of troops and horses again. Just carrying a few books on him gives him inexhaustible combat power. Reaching this level doesn't even count as the strongest Technique of Heavenly Union.

In my impression, the strongest Technique of Heavenly Union belongs to Bitter Granny. She has a move called 'Bitter Sea Without End'. Once she uses this technique, no matter how much you hack or chop, drown or burn her, she just won't die.

Ah Qi's technique is a bit worse than theirs, but it's also quite powerful. The more shadows you fight, the more there are. If there is no means to completely destroy the shadows, there is no way to defeat Ah Qi. This kind of extremely powerful technique seems not to have been created by mortals, but created by heaven, hence it is called the Technique of Heavenly Union."

The projector thought about past battles: "He He Caiyuan, the old family head of the He family, was also a very powerful cultivator.

Can he directly control words to fight? Does that count as the Technique of Heavenly Union?"

"Far from it!" The Leaving Suishenju still remembered He He Caiyuan, "Many means can crack that old thing's words,

and using words to fight consumes a lot of his own energy. But Ah Qi's shadows don't consume much; he just used the 'Shape and Shadow Mourning Each Other' technique.

Speaking of Zhang Zhang Gunli, he does have half a Technique of Heavenly Union. Anyone who owes him money must be suppressed by him.

Unless the money is paid back and the IOU is destroyed, it's very difficult to crack, but as long as the money is paid back, it only counts as half."

"This only counts as half?" The projector clearly remembered Zhang Zhang Gunli's power, "His cultivation base was so high."

Xiang Xiang Hongying said: "This has nothing to do with the cultivation base. Only a very small number of cultivators have the Technique of Heavenly Union. I don't have the Technique of Heavenly Union. It is said that Xiao Wan has it, but even I haven't seen her use it. I don't know where Qi Lang practiced this technique."

"Director Qi doesn't seem to have practiced it," the projector looked carefully at the picture on the wall and found that Li Li Banfeng's state was not quite right, "Director Qi's Technique of Heavenly Union doesn't seem to be under control."

Xiang Xiang Hongying nodded: "The Technique of Heavenly Union is not easy to control. If this kind of technique were controlled well, others wouldn't be able to fight at all."

Li Li Banfeng really didn't control it well. A group of shadows besieged Ayi without tactics or rules, and even the techniques were used randomly. The scene was lively, but it didn't pose much of a threat to Ayi.

Ayi held the explosive package and shouted at Li Li Banfeng's main body, "I'll greet new friends later. Let's decide the winner first. Watch my Crazy Cultivation Technique, Special Kill for Foolish Eggs!"

Li Li Banfeng dodged a bag of explosives, and Ayi had another one in her hand.

Li Li Banfeng dodged again, and stepped on a bag of explosives under his feet.

There were some on the back of his head, some beside his ears, some in the pile of weeds, and some on the tree branches.

Li Li Banfeng dodged more than a dozen bags of explosives, but the explosives in Ayi's hands never stopped.

She seemed to have an endless supply of explosives. Li Li Banfeng had no rules in attack and defense, and the explosive package slapped Li Li Banfeng in the face. Li Li Banfeng used the "Free and Unfettered" technique to force a dodge.

This was a bad move.

The explosive's damage range was very large, and the whole body would be affected. How could he dodge with "Free and Unfettered"?

Boom!

The explosives exploded.

Ayi added enough weight. Ayun and Amu were at the foot of the mountain and felt the earth shaking. The soil and stones splashing from the mountainside could be seen clearly at the foot of the mountain.

Li Li Banfeng's body was blown to pieces.

"Director Qi! Save Director Qi quickly!" The projector was terrified in the Leaving Suishenju.

"This technique is too rare—" The Ninth Girl was horrified.

"Qi Lang, this is too—" Xiang Xiang Hongying didn't know how to evaluate it.

A gust of wind blew, and after the smoke and dust dissipated, Ayi saw the shattered limbs clearly.

"Why is it so black?" Ayi looked at Li Li Banfeng's shattered limbs, feeling it didn't look like it was blown black.

"Is this you?" Ayi asked.

"No!" Li Li Banfeng stood behind Ayi and swung his sickle.

It was the shadow that was blown to pieces, not Li Li Banfeng.

The principle of the "Free and Unfettered" technique is to use an unnameable force to transfer a part of the body to another position.

The explosive's range was too large, and it wasn't appropriate for Li Li Banfeng to transfer to any position, so he changed his thinking and transferred his body to the shadow.

As for why he could transfer to the shadow, Li Li Banfeng didn't think about it, and he had no intention to think about it.

The "Free and Unfettered" technique was one of the techniques Li Li Banfeng was least proficient in. He had never thought that he could use the technique to this extent.

He stabbed the sickle at Ayi's heart, but the sharp sickle failed to pierce Ayi's clothes.

If it didn't pierce, then cut off her head!

Li Li Banfeng slashed down, and Ayi dodged quickly.

The shattered shadow turned into eight small shadows, stepped forward, and hugged Ayi.

Ayi couldn't move and had her head cut off by Li Li Banfeng.

"Cut her to death!" The sickle was very excited.

"Hahaha, cut you to death, you turtle grandson, cut you to death!" Li Li Banfeng was also very excited.

Ayi stood in place, and her head drilled out from her neck: "Didn't cut me to death! That head was fake!"

Li Li Banfeng stopped laughing.

Ayi shouted: "Come on, let's decide the winner!"

"I'm male, you're female, is there any need to decide?" Li Li Banfeng asked very seriously.

"Who said I'm female? I'm a person with a wife!" Ayi answered very seriously.

"Come on, call your wife, I'll call my brothers, let's fight!" Li Li Banfeng took a group of shadows and rushed toward Ayi.

"Come on, whether new friends or old friends, stay in Hulu Village!" Ayi carried the explosives and greeted him.

Boom!

Boom boom!

The villagers were all watching at the foot of the mountain. They didn't know the situation on the mountain, only seeing puffs of smoke rising from the mountain. Amu wiped his sweat: "The village chief hasn't fought such a hard battle for a long time."

Uncle Uncle Agen took out his dry tobacco pipe and took a puff: "Our village chief is blessed, nothing should happen. But what if something happens?"

Amu looked at Uncle Uncle Agen and said: "What do you mean by that?"

Uncle Uncle Agen said calmly: "I'm just saying, in case of any emergency, our village cannot be without a village chief. As for me, I'm the oldest—"

Along took a puff: "What does it matter if you're old? My cultivation base is the highest! The village chief's position won't be your turn no matter what!"

Ayun couldn't listen anymore: "The village chief is still alive, and you're already thinking about her position. She hasn't treated you badly, how can you do this? Do you have a conscience?

Besides, let's be honest, the village chief and I are like sisters. If the village chief is really gone, this position is reserved for me!"

The crowd argued in a mess. The village chief's wife squatted on the ground, first stroked her beard, then wiped her tears: "You bunch of bastards, I'll kill you all later. I've endured humiliation for so many years as the village chief's wife, the village chief's position must stay in our family!"

Crack!

A thunderclap resounded on the mountain top. Everyone looked up and felt that the mountain peak had been cut off.

Ayun said: "How many techniques did the village chief use?"

On the mountain top, Li Li Banfeng only had one shadow left under his feet, and all the other shadows had disappeared.

The thunderclap just now had beaten Li Li Banfeng's shadows into powder. The powder was too fine to extend and form, causing the "Shape and Shadow Mourning Each Other" technique to be cracked.

Even Ayi herself didn't expect that it would take so much effort to crack Li Li Banfeng's technique.

"Li Qi, I really didn't expect you to have such good skills." Ayi wiped the blood off her face; she was injured.

Li Li Banfeng was also injured: "I didn't expect it either, where I got these skills."

He really didn't expect it.

He had never thought that his shadow could split into shadows, and he had never thought that he could swap positions with his shadow.

Ayi was normal, and Li Li Banfeng was also normal. Now that the shadows had dissipated, Li Li Banfeng was much clearer.

"After this battle, let's go our separate ways," Li Li Banfeng patted the dust off his body, "If I really stay here for half a month, you'll have to find yourself a lot of trouble."

Ayi was a bit disappointed in Li Li Banfeng: "You have such good talent, why don't you like this village?"

Li Li Banfeng shook his head: "It's not that I don't like it, there are other reasons."

"Stop talking nonsense. If you really don't want to stay, then forget it," Ayi finally relented, "I can let you go, but you have to promise me two conditions.

First, you must stay in the village for three days. During these three days, you must walk through the village."

Li Li Banfeng nodded: "I promise this."

"Second thing, you must join my sect."

Li Li Banfeng shook his head: "This is making things difficult. You saw it just now, I'm not crazy at all,

joining Crazy Cultivation isn't appropriate, I can't cultivate."

"You're not crazy?" Ayi sneered.

"Not crazy!" Li Li Banfeng patted his conscience and replied.

"Don't lie to me."

"What did I lie to you about?"

Ayi looked under Li Li Banfeng's feet: "He says he's not crazy, do you believe him?"

The shadow under his feet stood up and shook his head: "I don't believe it."

Ayi continued to stare at Li Li Banfeng's feet: "I want him to join my sect, do you think it's appropriate?"

Another shadow stood up from the ground: "There is no one more appropriate than me. He doesn't want to, but I do!"

Li Li Banfeng took the shadow back, and other shadows drilled out from behind:

"Village Chief, accept me, I'm much stronger than him."

"Village Chief, I think I'm crazy enough, they can't compare to me."

"Village Chief, this kid doesn't know what's good for him, don't pay attention to him, I'll follow you!"

Li Li Banfeng covered and blocked, and finally took the shadows back. Ayi still felt unfulfilled and shouted at Li Li Banfeng's back: "That brother, I think you look the most handsome, shall we come out and chat again?"

"No more chatting!" Li Li Banfeng waved his hand, "I promise, I'll join your sect."

If he didn't promise, Li Li Banfeng didn't know what other situations would arise.

Ayi set up an incense burner, burned yellow paper, and said to Li Li Banfeng: "From now on, you are a member of my sect, and I am your master."

"Good! You are my master now!" Li Li Banfeng agreed readily. As long as it was a requirement of logic, Li Li Banfeng could accept it now.

Ayi took the incense candles: "Come, let's become sworn siblings first."

Two shadows drilled out from behind Li Li Banfeng, one laughing hehehe, one crying wuwuwu.

The logic cracked again.

"Don't you think becoming sworn siblings and becoming master and apprentice are two different things?"

Ayi looked at Li Li Banfeng and said: "Is there anything wrong with this? In your Foolish Cultivation sect, don't you also call each other Senior Brother instead of Master?"

That makes sense too!

One sect, one rule, one sect, one logic, it's no big deal. Li Li Banfeng took the shadows back.

Li Li Banfeng said: "How do we become sworn siblings?"

"First tell me your name."

"My name is Li Qi!"

"My name is 'Drawing a Gourd to Paint a Ladle'!"

The shadow drilled out again.

Li Li Banfeng and the shadow looked at Ayi together: "Is the name also this long?"

Ayi snorted: "Is it not allowed to have a long name? What's it to you what name I choose?"

Li Li Banfeng took the shadow back, Ayi wrote the prayer, and the two recited together: "From today on, Drawing a Gourd to Paint a Ladle and Li Qi become sworn siblings of different surnames, sharing blessings and difficulties, sharing bitterness and sweetness, never changing in this life!"

After becoming sworn siblings, Li Li Banfeng bowed to Ayi seriously: "Sister!"

Ayi returned the bow seriously: "Brother!"

Li Li Banfeng pondered for a moment: "Isn't it inappropriate to call it that?"

Ayi puffed out her chest: "If you respect me by a foot, I will respect you by a yard."

The two looked at each other for a moment, and the shadows behind Li Li Banfeng drilled out one after another.

He kept reminding himself to be emotionally stable, but in front of Ayi, he couldn't be stable no matter what.

Ayi looked at Li Li Banfeng and said: "You are now a member of my sect, but there is one point that doesn't meet the rules of my sect."

"Which point doesn't meet?"

"Appearance doesn't meet, you don't look good."

Li Li Banfeng shrugged his eyebrows: "That's a matter of opinion."

"I'll dress you up." Ayi took out rouge.

Li Li Banfeng pushed the rouge away: "Men don't apply this!"

"My wife often applies it."

"I'm not your wife."

"Brother, are you not listening to your sister anymore? Think carefully, is it the sister first, or the brother first?"

"Don't want to!" Li Li Banfeng couldn't think about anything now. Once he thought about it, his spirit would collapse.

Isn't it just applying rouge? Let her apply it, Li Li Banfeng went all out.

Ayi took the powder puff and applied some powder to Li Li Banfeng's face.

Li Li Banfeng let out a wail, rolling on the ground in pain.

"What kind of powder is this?"

"Introductory medicinal powder!"

"Why apply it to my face?"

"Didn't you say you wanted to be dressed up?"

Fortunately, Li Li Banfeng was a Residential Cultivator, and his physique was quite good. A few minutes later, the pain stopped. Li Li Banfeng rubbed his face and said: "Your sect has introductory medicinal powder?"

Ayi snorted: "What do you mean by 'your sect'? This is our sect. Our Crazy Cultivation is a proper sect, recognized by the Peddler. This medicinal powder was also made by the Peddler himself,

because I'm not in Puluo Continent, he specially left me a portion for me to manage myself."

Manage yourself?

The Peddler's control over medicinal powder was extremely strict; such a precedent had never been heard of.

Li Li Banfeng didn't believe it: "Did the Peddler really recognize Crazy Cultivation? The conditions for creating a new sect are quite harsh!"

Ayi nodded seriously: "It is quite harsh. At first, he didn't agree, but later I followed him every day.

When he did business, I did business with him. When he fought with others, I fought with him. When he slept with his lover, I slept with them too."

Li Li Banfeng blinked: "Where did you sleep?"

Ayi smiled honestly: "I'm not picky, I can sleep on top or bottom, and in the middle is fine too."

"And then?"

"Later he insisted on driving me away. I let him hit me, let him scold me, but I wouldn't leave no matter what.

Until one day, the Peddler was very happy, smiling at everyone he saw.

He said he recognized my sect and even refined medicinal powder for me on the spot.

Seeing his smiling appearance, I thought he had talent for the sect, so I asked him if he wanted to be my disciple."

Li Li Banfeng was shocked: "Did the Peddler agree?"

Ayi shrugged her eyebrows: "He told me to take the medicinal powder and get lost. It's a pity that the Peddler, such a good seedling, missed this good opportunity."

PS: She even wanted to take the Peddler as a disciple, her ambition is quite big!

But Li Banfeng joined four sects, isn't he afraid of cultivation base backlash? ===== CHAPTER 600 =====

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