Chapter 83

Second Layer?

Second Layer residential cultivator?

Doesn't it take ten years to get First Layer cultivation?

It's only been two months since I entered, and this is Second Layer residential cultivation?

Almost forgot, the promotion of residential cultivation is related to the residential spirit. According to Luo Yuni's statement, if a residential cultivator cannot please the residential spirit, he cannot be promoted no matter how many years he cultivates.

This made Li Banfeng misunderstand that it would only have a negative effect in the process of residential spirit promotion.

But he didn't expect that the residential spirit also has a method to promote promotion, but the magnitude of this promotion made Li Banfeng dare not believe it was true.

Ten years of time!

It took Li Banfeng less than three months to become a residential cultivator, and in the blink of an eye, he exchanged for ten years of practice for others?

This is impossible!

Li Banfeng is very eager for cultivation. He even had the extravagant hope of being promoted to Tenth Layer and gaining three times the lifespan.

But there is no free gift in this world. All gifts have a price.

Just like elixirs can replace practice, but elixirs are very expensive, and all elixirs are poisonous.

Li Banfeng didn't beat around the bush and asked the phonograph directly: "Give me Second Layer cultivation, what do you want me to do?"

Squeak~

The phonograph sang aggrievedly: "We are so affectionate, why does husband say such unpleasant words?"

Li Banfeng curled his lips: "When you turned your face with me before, where did you put the affection?"

Squeak, squeak~

The phonograph snorted coldly: "Hey husband, I don't like to hear this. Which husband and wife don't quarrel? It's still a quarrel at the head of the bed and harmony at the end of the bed. I acted on a whim for a while. Husband can beat or scold me, but you can't hold a grudge~"

Li Banfeng climbed up from the ground and wiped the dust off his body: "Okay, I don't hold a grudge. What exactly do you want? Speak clearly."

"Husband, I only want you, nothing else."

"Hurry up, what do you want?"

"I treat you wholeheartedly, why do you turn a blind eye?"

"Hurry up, what do you want?"

The phonograph cried: "My infatuation, how can I not get a bit of your sincerity."

Li Banfeng put on his hat: "If you don't say it again, I'm leaving."

The phonograph stopped crying: "Husband, I'm hungry."

Li Banfeng sat back on the bed, rubbed his cheeks, and was speechless for a long time.

Precious wife.

She's hungry again.

Back in the deep mountains and old forests, Li Banfeng summoned a pile of wandering souls controlled by Luo Yuni. The phonograph ate the wandering souls and sent Li Banfeng to the First Layer.

During this time, Li Banfeng found many fresh souls for the phonograph and fed the phonograph 15 ghost servants with cultivation. The phonograph was full, and gave Li Banfeng another layer of cultivation.

She is full, but what should I do in the future?

Where are souls so easy to find?

"Wife, when will you be full? Didn't you eat yesterday?"

Squeak~

The phonograph sneered: "Hey husband, where does this start? You ate yesterday, but you don't eat today?"

Li Banfeng nodded: "I really didn't eat today."

"Husband is also hungry. Hurry up and eat. After eating, buy groceries quickly, and come back early."

"Buy groceries, buy groceries, where is it so easy to buy? Using wandering souls as dishes for you every day, do you think I am a murderous pervert?"

Squeak~

Clang, clang~

The phonograph laughed repeatedly: "Husband, how many people have you killed?"

Li Banfeng roared: "Even so, I'm not a pervert. I've been promoted to Second Layer. Should I have techniques?"

"Techniques are there. Listen to me slowly, slowly, slowly~"

Li Banfeng was stunned: "Wife, why are you still stuttering?"

"Husband, give me some machine oil."

Li Banfeng took the oil pot and opened the machine cover, but saw the water tank boiling, steam rolling, one after another, endless.

The phonograph can do anything, cleaning the house, washing clothes, killing people... the only thing it can't do is add machine oil to itself.

"Wife, you can add fuel to yourself, why can't you add machine oil?"

The phonograph replied: "Fuel is added at the front cabinet, which I can touch. Machine oil is in the back box, which I can't touch."

Li Banfeng suddenly realized.

It turns out that the front cabinet and the back box are different.

Squeak~

The phonograph exclaimed: "Husband, it's not that there is a lack of machine oil there,

Husband, that water valve, you can't touch it randomly,

Husband, that gear needs to be more careful. Husband, that screw doesn't need machine oil,

Husband~

Husband~"

The phonograph called repeatedly.

Li Banfeng closed the machine cover, sat beside the phonograph, and said silently: "Wife, tell me the technique quickly. I'm listening carefully."

Seeing Li Banfeng's serious expression, the phonograph asked: "Hey husband, so serious again?"

Li Banfeng nodded: "I've always been quite serious."

"Hey husband, are you satisfied now?"

Li Banfeng nodded.

"Satisfied in just a few words?"

Li Banfeng nodded.

The phonograph was silent for a long time, playing a slow beat, and sang softly: "Husband, do you want to wash your clothes?"

Li Banfeng nodded: "That naturally needs to be washed."

"Whoo~ You crazy man!" Three speakers smoked together, and the phonograph roared angrily, "Next time this happens, can you take it out in advance? Do you know how hard it is to wash clothes?"

Li Banfeng changed into new clothes and sat beside the phonograph: "Wife, tell me the technique. I'm listening."

"Don't come up, don't get so close, otherwise you'll have to wash another one." The phonograph forced Li Banfeng back with a burst of steam, and then talked about the technique:

"The Second Layer technique is called Insight into Spiritual Sound, which is cultivation on the ears."

Another cultivation on the ears?

Li Banfeng picked up the gold earring refined from Zhou Yujuan and asked: "Isn't this clairaudience? I learned another ear technique. Is it a repeat?"

"Hey husband, this is not a repeat. Clairaudience lets husband hear far away. Insight into Spiritual Sound lets husband hear more.

There are many spiritual things in this world, and spiritual things can speak, but ordinary people don't understand. Husband just needs to concentrate his consciousness and listen carefully, and he can hear the sound of spiritual things."

Li Banfeng likes this skill very much.

This skill fits the temperament of a homebody.

Homebodies can always hear more sounds than others, can hear the whimpering of figures, can hear the tragic cries of comic books, because homebodies take a more serious attitude towards life.

Li Banfeng put his ear on the phonograph and listened carefully.

Squeak, squeak~

The phonograph was a bit nervous.

"This, this husband, why are you listening to my stomach? Can I still be pregnant with a child for you?"

"Where is the spiritual sound?" Li Banfeng hugged the phonograph and listened for a long time, but didn't hear any movement.

Squeak, squeak~

The phonograph sneered: "Husband, I can talk to you, you don't need to use techniques to listen."

That's right, the phonograph doesn't need listening here.

What other spiritual things are there?

Li Banfeng hugged the Copper Lotus and listened carefully for a long time, but didn't hear any movement.

"Wife, does this not count as a spiritual thing?"

Squeak, squeak~ The phonograph sighed:

"Did Honglian, that cheap woman, is indeed a spiritual thing, but her level is too high, and her temperament is a bit shy. Husband still doesn't understand her spiritual sound."

Is the Copper Lotus's level too high?

What else has spirituality?

Does the Personal Residence have spirituality?

Li Banfeng lay on the wall, concentrated his consciousness, and listened carefully.

The phonograph shouted urgently: "Husband, don't!"

Whoosh~ Whoosh~

What sound?

Hum~~

Li Banfeng heard a low, long sound, and then his eyes rolled back and he fell to the ground.

"This residence is really unusual. No wonder Did Honglian, that cheap woman, was so careful and didn't dare to fight me. Following this crazy man into here, maybe it was a bit reckless." The phonograph was covered with a layer of dew, like sweat.

PS: I picked up the mobile hard drive full of precious data. I can hear her talking to me.

Dear readers, you try it too, you can really hear it!

(End of chapter)