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Chapter 862

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Volume Postscript

Volume Postscript

Under the soft lights, the exquisite tableware reflected a faint silver light on the tablecloth.

Zhong Bai and Erhuan sat by the piano, playing "Carmen" together.

Li Li Banfeng straightened his shirt, loosened his tie slightly, and said to the phonograph across the dining table: "Lady, what would you like to drink?"

The phonograph said gently: "Today is husband's birthday; whatever husband wants to drink, little slave will accompany husband to drink."

Li Li Banfeng snapped his fingers at the waiter.

Li Banfeng-Yi walked over with a tray and menu, asking Li Li Banfeng: "What would you like to order?"

Li Li Banfeng looked at the menu; white wine, yellow wine, aged wine, foreign wine—everything was available.

After much deliberation, Li Li Banfeng made up his mind: "I want a glass of soda from the Soda Kiln, orange-flavored, with two slices of freshly cut lemon from Bai Sun Commandery, a piece of bitter vegetable from Bitter Vegetable Manor, a spoonful of strawberry jam from Fragrant Courtyard, and a cherry from the Year-Wasteland, full sugar, seventy percent ice, and more bubbles."

Li Banfeng-Yi noted down Li Li Banfeng's requirements, turned to the phonograph, and said: "Respected lady, what would you like to order?"

The phonograph took the menu and said to Li Banfeng-Yi: "The same as my husband, a glass of orange-flavored soda, with two cups of machine oil from Little Face Shop."

Li Banfeng-Yi returned to the counter, prepared the soda for Li Li Banfeng, and found the foam wasn't enough.

"*Pfft! *" Li Banfeng-Yi added some foam for Li Li Banfeng.

The family was dining. The glove put down the knife, picked up the fork, and said: "Master, you said before that you created some 'Mad Cultivator' sect; is that true or false?"

Li Li Banfeng smiled deeply: "What I say is naturally true."

The projector said: "But I think the two techniques Seven-Director mentioned are both made up."

Tang Dao smashed the projector with a blade: "Don't talk nonsense; that's not made up; that's the Lord's creation from the bottom of his heart!"

Nine-Lady held the wine gourd and poured herself a glass: "Calculating it this way, that makes five sects opening for business."

Hong Ying sighed: "Five sects, I don't even dare to think about it!"

The phonograph swung the board: "If you don't dare to think about it, then don't think about it. After eating, go squat by the wall and reflect!"

Li Li Banfeng shouted: "A-Bi, if you don't eat, the food will get cold."

"Hmph!" The Judge's Pen turned over and saw Hong Did Did Honglian opening her lotus petals.

"You're all full, but I'm still hungry." Hong Did Did Honglian touched Li Li Banfeng's back, only to be ruthlessly pushed aside by Li Li Banfeng.

"The Lady is watching; how can I allow you to be presumptuous!"

*Clang! *

The Personal Residence shuddered.

"Sit tight, add coal and water; it's time to accelerate!"

Dear readers, hurry and get on the train; the second volume of the story ends on Li Banfeng's birthday, and the new story is about to begin.

Sincere thanks; thank you, dear readers, for accompanying Li Banfeng on his adventures in Puluo Province.

Li Banfeng promises that the most exciting story is waiting at the next stop.

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